Dead Pool [102]

Posted on July 8, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Gutstick Japseye who predicted the very sad death of Dawn Sturgess a victim of Novichock poisoning.She was 44 and struck down last week.A murder investigation has been opened .R.I.P a very sad case 🙁

On to Deadpool 102

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Charlie Rowley (Novichok Victim)
Elvis Costello
Kirk Douglas
Leah Bracknell
Begum Kulsoom Nawaz Sharif

53 thoughts on “Dead Pool [102]”

Jack The Cunter on July 8, 2018 at 10:10 pm said:

Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
Frank Field

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Cuntsville on July 8, 2018 at 10:12 pm said:

Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Senator John Mccain

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Gutstick Japseye on July 8, 2018 at 10:15 pm said:

Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
Robert Mugabe
George HW Bush
Axl Rose

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Norman on July 8, 2018 at 10:19 pm said:

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Bernard Hepton
Pete Murray
Cleo Laine

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Sir Limply Stoke on July 8, 2018 at 10:21 pm said:

Doris Day
Olivia De Havilland
Giscard D’Estaing
Elvis Costello
Jim Dale

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- Sir Limply Stoke on July 8, 2018 at 10:26 pm said:
  
  Fuck and bugger change Costello to
  
  Albert Finney
  
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Black and White Cunt on July 8, 2018 at 10:22 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Gordon Banks
Denis Norden
Clive James
Stirling Moss

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- Black and White Cunt on July 8, 2018 at 11:32 pm said:
  
  I’ll swap Stirling for Murray Walker.
  
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Prime Minister Sinister on July 8, 2018 at 10:24 pm said:

Stan Lee
Harley Race
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Jim Herd
Oilvia De Havilland

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- Prime Minister Sinister on July 8, 2018 at 10:25 pm said:
  
  Bollocks, I’ll take ‘Cowboy’ Bill Watts instead of de Havilland.
  
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- Lord Biryani on July 10, 2018 at 8:18 pm said:
  
  Billy Graham kicked the bucket earlier this year I’m afraid.
  
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Captain Magnanimous on July 8, 2018 at 10:31 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Neil Simon
Diego Maradona (por favor, Mio Dio)

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Deploy the Sausage on July 8, 2018 at 10:50 pm said:

Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
George Takei (sulu)
Bill Cosby
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

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Dick Fiddler on July 8, 2018 at 10:52 pm said:

Thomas Markle
Alan Bennett
Miriam Margolyes
Willie Thorne
Jack Charlton

Good Shot, Gutstick

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on July 8, 2018 at 10:56 pm said:

Yoko fucking Ono
Bonio
Yoko Ono
Ringo
Yoko Ono

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Willie stroker on July 8, 2018 at 10:57 pm said:

Brian Murphy
Pete Murray
Dickie Davis
Dennis Norden
David Bellamy

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- Black and White Cunt on July 8, 2018 at 11:31 pm said:
  
  Iv’e picked Denis Norden I sell him to you for a tenner?
  
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La Cuntessa Durera on July 8, 2018 at 11:03 pm said:

Rudy Giuliani
Max von Sydow
Rusty Warren
Sally Jessy Raphael
Cicely Tyson

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Themagiccunt on July 8, 2018 at 11:09 pm said:

Adam Ant, if that’s his real name
Roman Polanski, who drugged and raped a 13 year old lest we forget
Kenneth Clarke MP
That gay dogging badger-watching politician ?Davies
Cilla Black. I know she’s dead but they never drove a stake through her heart prior to burial, if that is outwith the rules I will swap for Sheridan Smith.

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- TitSlapper on July 9, 2018 at 1:10 am said:
  
  Adam Ant real name is Stuart Goddard FYI
  
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  - Themagiccunt on July 9, 2018 at 10:23 pm said:
    
    Should have put him in suicide squad really. Ta for info.
    
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Freddie the Frog on July 8, 2018 at 11:30 pm said:

Franco Zeferreli
Eric Burdon
Everton Weekes
Sylvia Sims
Burt Bacharach

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Mr Bastard on July 8, 2018 at 11:42 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Dennis Waterman
Michael York

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Paul Maskinback on July 8, 2018 at 11:48 pm said:

Herbert “Cowboy” Coward
Herbert’s pet squirrel, Angel
Olivia Newton John
Frank Windsor
Jan Michael Vincent

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- Themagiccunt on July 9, 2018 at 10:38 pm said:
  
  NO! Squirrel lives do not matter! Cats and dogs fair enough, rodents and peaceful cunts do not have souls and should not be allowed in dead pool. Obviously orientals that eat household pets, live snakes, whales, primates and panda horns do not qualify as human either.
  I feel very strongly about this and appeal to the great God admin to pass judgement. Not sure about Eskimo cunts either.
  
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Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 8, 2018 at 11:57 pm said:

David Davis resigns!Good man.

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Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 9, 2018 at 12:33 am said:

Steve Baker Davis deputy now also resigned.

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 9, 2018 at 1:09 am said:
  
  And Suella Braverman.
  
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HBelindaHubbard on July 9, 2018 at 12:36 am said:

Camilla Parker-Bowles
Jilly Cooper
Emma Thompson
Emma Watson
Andrea Byrne

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TitSlapper on July 9, 2018 at 1:04 am said:

Ginger Baker
Pope Francis
Sheldon Adelson
Rick Wakeman
Paul McFartney

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Son of Krav on July 9, 2018 at 6:22 am said:

EMERGENCY CUNTING REQUES! Temporary chief punkah wallah Parm Sandhu MET police.

What does this overpaid naan bread making slapper have to do to get sacked?

Attack her ex husbands partner?

Not declare a business interest in a company run by her partner an ex NET commander?
How about denying she owned a house that was turned into a cannabis factory?

Perhaps getting junior colleagues to submit statements so you can get a gong?

She has tried all of the above.

Over promoted poster girl for the PC brigade.

A total doris (police speak.)

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- Admin on July 9, 2018 at 6:41 am said:
  
  Nominations belong on the nominations page otherwise they don’t get picked up
  
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  - Son of Krav on July 9, 2018 at 7:26 am said:
    
    Will do, but just had to vent. Angry, I was…….
    
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  - Cuntstable Cuntbubble on July 9, 2018 at 11:12 am said:
    
    You sound more like son of Yoda or whatever the called is.
    
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- Themagiccunt on July 9, 2018 at 10:51 pm said:
  
  You are currently my 2nd favourite homosexual krav, and I think Harriet Sugarcookie only pretends to be a lezza for the money. Good attempted cunting. Non-puffs, Google young Harriet if you are unfamiliar with her brand of performance art. See you in a few weeks when you recover from over masturbation stress disorder!
  
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King Cunt on July 9, 2018 at 6:35 am said:

Jimmy Cartet
Donald Sutherland
Charles Aznavour
Jerry Stiller
Bob Hawke

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Chas C Muaic on July 9, 2018 at 6:47 am said:

Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
Phil Everley
Little Richard
Duane Eddy

Shaun’s grabbed my Elvis Costello, I’ll take Joni Mitchell

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Dioclese on July 9, 2018 at 6:48 am said:

June Brown
Andrew Marr
Bill Turnbull
Henry Kissinger
George Aligaia

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'Er Indoors on July 9, 2018 at 6:52 am said:

Honour Blackman
Betty White
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Peter Lord Carrington
Hosni Mubarak

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J R Cuntley on July 9, 2018 at 8:23 am said:

Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
Sheila Hancock
Bridget Bardot
Burt Reynolds

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Twatakin cuntrubber on July 9, 2018 at 8:28 am said:

Martin peters
Danny baker
Neil sedaka
Phil Collins
Terry Venables

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Cunting Time on July 9, 2018 at 8:57 am said:

Leslie Phillips
Little Richard
Sean Connery
Douglas Hurd
Prince Phillip

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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on July 9, 2018 at 9:06 am said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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