Dead Pool [102]

Congratulations to Gutstick Japseye who predicted the very sad death of Dawn Sturgess a victim of Novichock poisoning.She was 44 and struck down last week.A murder investigation has been opened .R.I.P a very sad case 🙁

On to Deadpool 102

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Charlie Rowley (Novichok Victim)
Elvis Costello
Kirk Douglas
Leah Bracknell
Begum Kulsoom Nawaz Sharif

53 thoughts on “Dead Pool [102]

  1. John Cleese
    Suzi Quatro
    Murray Walker
    John Motson
    Michael Parkinson

  2. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  3. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    James Randi
    Keith Richards
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  4. Angela Lansbury
    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Bob Barker
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)

  5. Willie Nelson
    Mickey Gilley
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Billy Connelly
    Clint Eastwood

  6. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Michael Barrymore
    Boy George
    Former Pope Benedict

  7. King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Petula Clarke
    Ray Kennedy
    Julie Goodyear
    Robert Wagner

  8. Theresa May
    Tony Blair
    Len McCluskey
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Owen Jones

    Another wishful thinking list.

  9. Vivian Campbell
    Larry King
    Stanislaw Kowalski
    Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
    Beverley Clearly (the author)

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