Dead Pool [100]

Posted on July 1, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who has defied all the odds to prevent Shaun winning his 6th successive Dead Pool by nominating the man who gave us Bagpuss, the Clangers and all sorts of other kiddy shit, Peter Firmin (even though it was spelt wrong!)

So we move on to the auspicious occasion of the 100th Dead Pool and perhaps Shaun might give someone else a chance to win that too? No? Thought not!

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

59 thoughts on “Dead Pool [100]”

Pedantic cunt on July 1, 2018 at 9:43 pm said:

Didn’t I do well?

Kirk Douglas
Stan Lee
(top two stolen back after Shaun stole them off me)
Glynis Johns
George H W Bush
Vera Lynn

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 1, 2018 at 11:19 pm said:
  
  Stealing implies illegitimacy. you are following the rules.Cunt!
  
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  - Pedantic Cunt on July 2, 2018 at 7:42 am said:
    
    Wasn’t there something in the write up many pools back about it being ok to steal other people’s noms?
    
    Bad choice of words. No offense intended.
    
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'Er indoors on July 1, 2018 at 9:44 pm said:

Jimmy Carter
Olivia de Havilland
Betty White
Sterling Moss
John McCain

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Dioclese on July 1, 2018 at 9:46 pm said:

I’ll stick with my five…

June Brown
Andrew Marr
Bill Turnbull
Henry Kissinger

Except Betty who’s been nicked!!!! Bugger…

Dennis Norden

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Prime Minister Sinister on July 1, 2018 at 9:47 pm said:

William Shatner
Steve Ditko
Harley Race
‘Supserstar’ Billy Graham
Pedro Morales

0
J R Cuntley on July 1, 2018 at 9:49 pm said:

Richard Wilson
Jimmy Greaves
Ian St John
Sheila Hancock
Bridget Bardot

0
OpinionatedCunt on July 1, 2018 at 9:49 pm said:

Hillary Clinton
Nancy Pelosi
Robert Mugabe
Prince Phillip
Peter Fonda

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Captain Magnanimous on July 1, 2018 at 9:51 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Neil Simon
Diego Maradona

Well played.
Bagpuss was a lazy sod and The Clangers were mental.

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- OpinionatedCunt on July 1, 2018 at 9:53 pm said:
  
  Let’s hope Marafucker does lucky he bucket soon. I’ll be celebrating with a can of Thatchers when it happens.
  
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  - OpinionatedCunt on July 2, 2018 at 7:29 am said:
    
    Kick the bucket I mean. DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!
    
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- HBelindaHubbard on July 2, 2018 at 12:42 am said:
  
  I suppose that, given the things some socks endure, mental disorders are not surprising…
  
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Dick Fiddler on July 1, 2018 at 10:00 pm said:

Thomas Markle
Jack Depp
Miriam Margolyes
Willie Thorn
Jack Charlton

Good Shot,Pedantic Cunt.

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Deploy the Sausage on July 1, 2018 at 10:06 pm said:

Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
George Takei (sulu)
Madeleine albright
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

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- Deploy the Sausage on July 1, 2018 at 10:07 pm said:
  
  Congrats pedantic.
  
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Big Khunt on July 1, 2018 at 10:08 pm said:

Juan Carlos of Spain
Larry King
Bob Barker
Roger Bannister
Stanislaw Kowalski

0
- Three strokes on July 1, 2018 at 10:42 pm said:
  
  Check Bannister’s current status…
  
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Rebel without a Cunt! on July 1, 2018 at 10:18 pm said:

Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres

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Sir Limply Stoke on July 1, 2018 at 10:25 pm said:

Nice to have a different undertaker this outing.Here we go again:

Nicholas Parsons
Doris Day
Rhonda Fleming
Tony Bennett
Jim Dale

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Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 1, 2018 at 10:41 pm said:

Begum Kulsoom Nawaz Sharif
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Leah Bracknell
George Alagiah
Jim Leavelle

0
- Cuntstable Cuntbubble on July 1, 2018 at 10:57 pm said:
  
  Who the fuck are they?
  
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 1, 2018 at 11:24 pm said:
    
    A former first lady of Pakistan a children’s TV star who is a somewhat unlikely cult figure a soap actress who played a schizophrenic lesion vet a BBC news hos of BBC News at 6 and a detective who escorted Lee Harvey Oswaldtwistle when he was shot.
    
    1
  - Pedantic Cunt on July 2, 2018 at 7:46 am said:
    
    Will anyone know if they die apart from you? 😊
    
    Can I nominate my grannie and grandad?
    
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  - Cuntstable Cuntbubble on July 2, 2018 at 12:29 pm said:
    
    Shaun has been taking names at his local hospice.
    
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 2, 2018 at 2:50 pm said:
    
    You can nominate your nan or granddad as long as the media pick it up.
    
    All my 5 nous will get an obituary in the papers when they snuff it.
    
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Sir Limply Stoke on July 1, 2018 at 10:43 pm said:

May I humbly suggest to admin that this being the magic Pool 100, the cunter that has won the ton is presented with an honorary award, perhaps the Ton of Cunt and a bottle of formaldehyde with a packet of wipes gratis

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 1, 2018 at 11:15 pm said:
  
  Well as an admin I agree a reward is necessary.
  
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Norman on July 1, 2018 at 10:50 pm said:

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Bernard Hepton
Pete Murray
Cleo Laine

1
Jack The Cunter on July 1, 2018 at 11:01 pm said:

Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
Frank Field

Good hit PC.

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on July 1, 2018 at 11:01 pm said:

Yoko fucking Ono
Bonio
Danglebert Pimpledick (please release him he’s a cunt)
Sting
Ring
Bob ‘soap dodger’ Geldof (please)

2
Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 1, 2018 at 11:17 pm said:

I will publish a list of all the hits with a picture and who picked them tomorrow to commemorate the centenary

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Mr Bastard on July 1, 2018 at 11:47 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Dennis Waterman
Michael York

Good hit PC…

1
Freddie the Frog on July 2, 2018 at 12:10 am said:

Clive James
Jimmy Carter
Lord Heseltine
Franco Zeferelli
Gina Lollobrigida.

1
Freddie the Frog on July 2, 2018 at 12:13 am said:

Fuck Jimmy’s gone

Everton Weekes

0
A R Sole on July 2, 2018 at 12:15 am said:

David Bellamy
June Whitfield
John McCririck
James Bolam
Windsor Davies

0
HBelindaHubbard on July 2, 2018 at 12:40 am said:

Camilla Parker-Bowles
Jilly Cooper
Emma Thompson
Emma Watson
Andrea Byrne

1
Gutstick Japseye on July 2, 2018 at 12:47 am said:

Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Alice Cooper
Charles Salvador (nee Bronson)

1
Son of Krav on July 2, 2018 at 5:34 am said:

Lilley Allen
Lilley Allen
Lilley Allen

1
NoCuntForOldMen on July 2, 2018 at 5:53 am said:

John Cleese
David Dimblebore
Woody Allen
Rolf Harris
Felicity Kendall

1
Dick Byrne on July 2, 2018 at 5:54 am said:

William Coors
George P Shultz
Jackie Stallone
James Cromwell (actor)
Derek Hatton

0
Kenny Twat on July 2, 2018 at 7:15 am said:

Bill Oddie
Stuart Hall
A C Trailing
Alan Greenspan
Desmond Tutu

0
Kenny Twat on July 2, 2018 at 7:19 am said:

A C Grayling

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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on July 2, 2018 at 7:28 am said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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- OpinionatedCunt on July 2, 2018 at 7:49 am said:
  
  Any one of those (with the exception of Hurst) would be most welcome.
  
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