Robert Peston [5]

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Robert Peston is about due for a cunting.

Apart from….his…Irrrrrrrrrrrrrritating…hab…it…of talking slowly and raising and lowering his voice whilst pronouncing certain words, the insufferable prick has just suggested that the newest member of the Royal Family…no…not Meghan, Louis Arthur Charles, has been given names that are “basically Remain names”, and thereby suggesting that the Royals are pro-Remian. First of all, I don’t remember any member of the Royal family making any comment that even came close to supporting those traitors in Remain.

And second, no, Peston – Louis, Arthur and Charles are NOT basically remain names. They are not basically Brexit names. They are just…fucking…names. That’s all. We all know that, like all the other smug, self-important London based wankers, you have a needle dicked hard on for the EU.

But to suggest that names are pro-Remain hits a cunt factor of 1 billion. Even by your standards, that’s fucking impressive.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

47 thoughts on “Robert Peston [5]”

  1. A long overdue re-cunting of this hybrid rodent/humanoid
    /cunt thingy is very much welcomed on these hallowed pages.

    I can’t stand this bell end and his cosy, Sunday political show. Aided and abetted by his female wooky assistant, Allegra Strapon. The political bias towards the liberata unashamedly permeates the whole fucking farrago.

    A pound shop Paxman and a supreme cunt to boot.

    • Just to confound the fucker that is Peston, if I were Bill or Harry and my next child was a boy I’d call him Nigel. Explain that way, Peston!.

      Louis, I think is in tribute to Lord Mountbatten, Prince Charles early mentor.

  2. If the latest royal freeloader was called Guy Donald Jean Claude he may have a point, the pencil necked cunt muffin probably thinks all Brexit voters are Dave’s and Wayne’s too. I thought these liberal fuckwits didn’t like to label people?

    • …..”pencil necked cunt muffin”….i’m laughing my arse off at that ….superb stuff LL

  3. Peston is near the top of my SmugCunt league table, and deserves a huge slap across his smug chops. And if he is insinuating that the Royals are supporting the Remainers through this crock of mumbo-jumbo-shove-it-up-your-arsehole shite, then he really is a Desperate Dan kind of cunt!

    Definitely needs to be cunted before it gets out of hand

    • I know we shouldn’t really judge people by their appearances, but…
      Pestilential has the face of a perished old douchebag, or maybe a whoopee cushion. I wonder if he ever morphs into Verminhofstadt (apart from being so far up the latter’s nether parts he surely qualifies as “Human Sigmoidoscope 2018.”

      Eminently slappable face.

      Pass me a cricket bat, Limpers !!

  4. How the hell can names be Remain or Brexit names? Sounds like the guy is desperate. The funny thing is though, that being a more socially conservative woman the queen is probably a Brexit supporter herself anyway.

  6. Slovenly cunt who thinks his balls are hanging in diamonds. Completely ludicrous and irrelevant.

  7. Robert Peston likes to strangulate his verbs, I would enjoy watching Robert Peston being strangulated.

    Shame his shit shows been dumped, that would have made a great finale.

  8. Not familiar with the man but the picture above suggests the winner of a Dennis Nilsen lookalike contest…

  9. Don’t like Peston.

    EU solution to reducing immigration from Africa is to give them money.

    Fucking cunts.

    • Yeh and to come up with that brilliant idea they had to bang their heads together all night?
      That’s the standard EU response to any issue they can’t handle, just throw (other people’s) money at it and hope it goes away! It’s a kind of financial kicking the can down the street, not a long term solution….
      Utterly useless Cunts

      Very few people irritate me to the point of wanting to grab them by the throat and punch them repeatedly in the face , Preston is definitely on that list! Just behind AC grayling…….. 😂

    • And the point here is that the majority of EU states pay fuck all in so it will be the net contributors who actually pay. That may come back to haunt them come elections. Why the fuck should Holland and Scandinavia pay for this? The Krauts caused this fuck-up. Let them sort it.

      • The entire problem has been driven by that stupid bitch Merkel.

        As you say, fucking let her sort it out with her own countries money.

        Staggering she is still pictured smiling, embracing Macron whilst attending incredibly expensive meetings seemingly without a care in the world.

        Stupid thick kraut bitch.

      • I take it you’re not a fan of the crinkly kraut old cunt then? lol

        But you’re right, she really is up there with the king and queens of all cunts. Gawd knows how she wields so much power and influence over the cuntcrawlers in the EU parliament and the EU as a whole!

        But I wonder what kind of younger kraut kunt will fill her boots when she finally croaks it? Possibly some faux libtard snowflake, more interested in virtue signalling agendas and fucking over the ordinary indigenous plebs once more

      • You are not wrong there NoCunt.

        She is almost single handedly responsible for many deaths, much misery and the ruination of the quality of life for many in the UK and other European countries.

        Theresa May is completely fucking useless (and like many others I suspect I have written to number 10 to let them know), however Merkel is proving to be a worthy fucking champion elite.

        By the way love the Coen brothers and the film from which (I am assuming) your ISAC name is taken from.

      • As it all stems from Sorearse and the Rotchilders, perhaps they might contribute generously from their petty cash, via Western Union.

        These teracunts come up with the ideas, but as usual, we foot the bill.

        Gross moral cunturpitude on their part, and may they all be shat upon from a great height by free-ranging Hungarian geese.

  11. Aye QDM….. if you look back on his early reporting you will find he can talk perfectly normally. The drawing out of his words started at the financial crash of 2008 when he was asked onto the news. To extend his airtime he started this bollocks and he’s now at it all the time. He actually said he felt be was on the wrong side of history after the brexit vote …a kindle of losers guilt I suppose but he’s an establishment Luvvie no doubt.

  12. Robert Peston is incapable of coherent independent thought. He simply regurgitates from a script, and is animated by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson. Fucking pea brained idiot!

    • Mary, Mungo & Midge was better, and at least they had Richard Baker (RNVR) narrating.

  13. Another dirty little remoaner traitor cunt too fucking arrogant and stupid to understand why people have had enough of their bullshit. I understand they are moving his show from Sunday morning to Wednesday after News at Ten. Why?
    Because the little weasel’s programme is shit and nobody watches it. I don’t know why anybody would stay up to watch this fucking weirdo sticking his tongue up posh bastards’ bumholes so he won’t be around for very much longer.
    If you’re reading this Robert please note that you are a cunt and everybody hates you. Fuck off cunt.

    • I totally agree. The man is an arse. I have seen stuff in drains that could outwit him and have more charisma. He is a joke.

  14. The world cup is a cunt, I got back from the Isle of Man watching proper working lads and lasses racing at 180mph inches away from brick walls and I get back home straight into a bunch of vain fucking fannies throwing themselves to the floor at the slightest touch.

    • .. and getting paid handsomely for it, while their cunt WAGS pose in the crowd waiting for a good team gangbang up the ‘arris. And then whinge on Twatter about how hard their lives are, and how us ordinary plebs just don’t understand the “pressures” they’re under.

      Cunts!

    • The fat cow probably has to have them custom built. They probably had to reopen a cotton mill to keep up with her output.

      Reminds you of that old rugby song

      Rich girls use a sanitary towel
      A poor uses sheets
      But Danielle uses neither
      And leaves a trail along the street

      Is she really a woman oris she one of those on-trend- trannies, a bloke called Daniel?

      • The possibility of them being custom built did occur to me Mr B. But as an English gentleman I was reluctant to draw attention to the purulent puffy sow’s repulsive girth.

        The Three Gorges Dam has just unaccountably sprung to mind.

    • I’d advise fillies to nip down to Sainsbury’s and upcycle mountains of unread copies of “The New European.”
      Untouched by human hands, written by subs and lizardoids.

      This ought to go down well in Brighton, as it’s surely an “on-message” piece of “greenism.”

      I wonder what that frightful Lucas thing has in its pants…
      Apologies if anyone is eating !

      • I have it on good authority Lucarse uses recycled Pampers and Lady Nugee’s, Flabbottomus & Buttlard’s dried jamrags. You couldn’t make it up!

  16. Danny Dyer! Not 100% sure what his point was (he voted leave) but it was TV gold! ‘David Cameron down in Nice with his trotters up ‘. What an image ! YouTube it if you missed it.

    • That’s pretty funny stuff!!
      Fucking catweazel the Cunt looking all serious when dyer calls Cameron a TWAT!! TWICE..

    • Maybe even with his trotters up Gideon’s shite-trumpet…
      Also, a cooking apple in his gob, and wearing a Harvey Nick’s inflatable bondage helmet.

  17. He basically looks like Louis Theroux with aids,the sort of geeky nerdy cunt that got hamsters shoved up his arse at big college…..

  18. FFS – James O’Shithead’s just noticed Jack Straw’s a war criminal!

    Whose culpability will he stumble upon next… Tony B. Liar?

    Such awareness.

    Well done James, the penny has started to drop…

    • Straw was always a slimy shifty cunt, and it amazes me his dreadful fucking son *Will* is so anxious to continue the family name in Parliament (no luck there yet) but of course he is a big cunt in the Remain camp. If old Jack was my dad I would have changed my name, especially after that little affair where slimy Jack took little Willy to the cop shop about his pub dealing.

      I suppose all it means is that Will is just as self-serving as dad, also with the same amazing lack of self awareness. Self entitlement is clearly a family trait.

  19. Never heard of this cunt, but he’s obviously just another patronising dickhead who thinks he’s better than everyone else.

  21. Peston is another Jeremy vine sort of Cunt. Talk a lot but have fuck all to say.

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