The RNLI

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Why the fuck would anyone want to cunt the RNLI you might ask? The selfless unpaid volunteers risk their lives on a regular basis. They’re heroes in the true sense of the word and should be praised!

Well, quite. But it would appear that the management are a bunch of humourless, PC snowflake cunts. They’re the ones I’m after.

Cue Whitby lifeboat station. Enter stage left RNLI manager (female, of course) who spots a couple of comedy mugs with – God forbid – a picture of a naked woman on the front. Shock! Horror! Seems the men had given each other Secret Santa gifts including a mug which featured a photo of a nude woman with the face of one crewman superimposed on top.

Humourless twat from RNLI decides that said mugs could have been found by schoolchildren, which posed a ‘safeguarding risk’.

So the two lifeboat men are sacked. By telephone ‘natch. Snowflakes don’t do confrontation after all. I’m just surprised that she didn’t do it by text, or Facebook, or Twatter frankly.

And the reaction to this load of OTT PC bollocks? Well, it seems that four fellow crew members have told the RNLI to shove it where the sun doesn’t shine. Reportedly, three more have quit this morning. Two of the crewmen who quit are said to be women. A petition has been raised locally demanding that the men are reinstated. So far 500 locals have signed it.

So has the RNLI backed down? Has it fuck! A spokesman said “We want to stress that this was not a trivial matter. The lifeboat station should be an environment where people can expect to be treated with dignity and respect.

We cannot allow bullying, harassment or discrimination in what should be a safe and inclusive environment and there will be serious consequences for anybody who demonstrates this behaviour within the RNLI. By challenging this behaviour, we are standing up for the thousands of volunteers who are committed to doing the right thing as they operate our 238 lifeboat stations, saving lives at sea around the clock, 365 days of the year.

Our dedicated volunteers represent the values and principles of our organisation and we will not allow any behaviour that brings the work of the RNLI and our people into disrepute.”

So I would suggest to the RNLI that the correct way to treat people with dignity and respect is not to sack them by phone. And if you don’t want the RNLI to fall into disrepute, then I would suggest that you don’t behave like a bunch of over officious, humourless, feminazi idiots! And yes, I’m afraid it really is a trivial matter.

Interestingly, I have tried in vain to find out the name of the fool who sparked all this off in the first place. That’s the real cunt in all this…

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37 thoughts on “The RNLI”

    • Sounds like the worst kind of worthless, fourth wave feminazi who should be forced to listen to Derek and Clive live on a loop until her brain implodes from the political incorrectness.

  3. Oooooh you nasty chauvinistic white male dinosaurs. I would not get into your smelly lifeboat to save my life. So there.

    • And why are there no LGBT lifeboats with safe spaces and council accredited chaperones? Ah! Quite understandably they will not go out in the wrong type of sea. Or does that make you sick? Free Spiritual Shower Therapy all round.

  4. Very very sad eh ? The jobs fucked chaps – cuntery abounds
    You’ve capsized in the North Sea and these guys n gals risk life n limb to save you and your response is what ……….
    Do you have coffee mugs depicting kind off a naked wummin with a guys head in it ? YES ! Oh then I’ll wait for another boat then
    CUNTS
    FUCK THEM ( as DF ) would say

  5. Where can I can one orf those mugs? Perfect for me handcrafted masto latte.

  6. I nearly had heart attack when I saw this cunting being my favourite charity. After reading it I agree entirely.
    As far as I’m concerned these stalwart and indispensable volunteers can do and say whatever they want, let alone have something as trivial as a comical mug.
    I imagine the nameless harridan who is responsible for boiling everyone’s piss is a rug munching dyke who doesn’t have a problem with children seeing acts of homosexuality in soap operas before the watershed.

    • I share your admiration for the RNLI which is why it really booked my piss when I read about this.

      They’re being very tight lipped about who the idiot manager was…

  7. Bugger me butler – me blood pressure! Just seen the “offending” mug and since when does arms folded over tits and legs together constitute a “naked” woman? Not a nipple or cunt in sight let alone a twist orf the short and curlies. Also reeely reeeely arsed orf by The Mail using the yank euphemism “let go” for “sacked the cunts”. The world is gorn to wrack and crack.

      • Ever so grateful for your kind suggestion Dicky F but rather more in Kravdarth’s line I fancy. Channels “Bear Arse” rather than “Bare Arse” I feel. Thanks ever so anyway.

      • A sort of minge-mug, souvenir from Warrington ?
        Comes complete with a bottle of Vladivar Vodka.

        A bit like Moscow taxis, which always had a registered Clap-donor on the back seat.

  8. Too many charities are run these days by sour-faced Cunts looking to push their own agenda. Hospital trusts refusing money because the fund-raisers wore drag, the National Trust insisting that it’s volunteers all wear “Support the Gays” badges, my own personal bete noire, the fucking RSPCA,a charity whose leadership has been an utter disgrace. Now we got this lot. I notice that nobody has actually complained,apart from some overseer from Head Office,apparently. These people have no common sense,but I’ll bet a fucking big pay-packet. They have an “equality or die” ethos which results in them sabotaging their own charity in a blind and selfish pursuit of what they consider acceptable.
    Just another good reason to not give even spare change to any charity unless you are certain about it’s genuine intentions,and more importantly, management.

    Fuck them.

    • Totally agree, there appear to be companies and charities, not to mention individuals, whose sole existence consists of trying to flush themselves down the toilet.

      • They’ll never flush themselves down the toilet,Moggie, but they’ll happily discredit and destroy any cause,no matter how worthy,over some personal view that they happen to hold…not forgetting to pick up their salary,of course,as donations plummet due to their bigotry.

      • Earlier this decade I lived in Blackpool and used to donate fairly frequently on the basis that, as a pissed up fat cunt, I could easily fall off a pier. I then moved to Leicester (I know, I know, shit-hole but hometown shit-hole) so that possibility has somewhat diminished, although I still donated on occasion, but this story has ended any chance of that.

      • We -/ this cuntry – have been brainwashed into near-total stupidity.

        There won’t be any need to make zombie movies. Just take a cam round Wrexham bus station…

  9. It reminds me of when I was on secondment to a right-on London Labour council back in the 80s. When I had to attend some of their fucking daft meetings there was always a couple of sour faced lezzie bitches with their pens and pads waiting for somebody to use an unPC word – and they got me, because I said I was writing something on *the blackboard*. Apparently it was a *chalkboard* – and it was black. The word was hardly out of my mouth before one of the tarts aired her complaint. To think we actually give these cunts a wage for their shit stirring. They are living on our charity because most of these idiots have never done a hard days work in their life.

  10. Christ. Just…Christ. What in the world have we come to? That said, the [redacted] lifeboat crew was just about the biggest bunch of cunts I’ve ever seen assembled in one place. Think, selected younger cunts from the local Rotary club. But they were capable seamen and got the job done, and even they didn’t deserve that kind of treatment.

    ‘Blackboard’? Wow. And ‘whiteboard’ isn’t demeaning to whites?

    • “Seamen”? Semen surely. Or “gender self defining aquatic work persons” perhaps.

      Which reminds me re Boggsie’s post likewise lived through the PC hell orf the 70’s/80’s and no exaggeration, was stalked through the Citadels orf Lambeth (Red Ken newt shagger Livingstone, Tumbrills Ted guillotine Knight) by half-caste spastic lesbos with cassette recorders. Seemed to get sacked from every job. No idea why.

      • That was then, and you wouldn’t have had that in Finchley…this is now and it’s every bloody where. Still, until the brain implants get into production, you can still think what you like.

  11. National strike, less than 24 hours ( its all it would take ) Immediate expulsion of PC fuckwits, arseholes and bum boy’s

  12. Had to read this cunting three times; thought the meds playing up again. So the RNLI has succumbed to fuckwittery at last. There is little hope now if this bastion of our culture has fallen. Well they can shove their begging letters up their transgender/feminazi whatever arses. Does this moronic arsewipe think that the thought of coming face to face with a comic mug would alter the amount of gratitude I would feel if my knackered old carcass was being hauled from the sea by members of this once August organisation. Truely the cunts are running the show. Also what does this idiot think most school age children do on the internet. It ain’t all facebook and homework most of them hammer the porn sites and their like given half a chance.

    • I thought mine were confusing my brain as well, it’s like a poor April fool radio prank. Cunts.

  13. Unfuckingbelievable

    So if one of the volunteers identified as a fucking woman…all stops would be pulled out to kit the fucking boat out with.stilletto resistant decks and twin toilets so he could toodle about on board scaring the fuck out of the kids…but 2 mates send each other up and its p45 time

    Cunts

  14. Strange I have a bespoke mug at work that has the company logo on it (xxxxxx Toolhire) with “I work with spanner’s” printed on the other side, I don’t think my colleagues have worked that one out.
    Come to think about it I also have a dedicated file entitled Porn where I put all the grot mags people hide in my desk and my car

    • I knew a girl we called spanner, cos everytime she got close your nuts used to tighten.

  15. Sounds like its going the same way as the National Trust, too many cunts in charge promoting ‘diversity’ and other PC dogma rather than focusing on their traditional core values, raising money, its a fucking charity. No cunt is going to care whether their saviour has validated their trans-awareness or completed their diversity re-education workshop when lost kayaking in the Oirish Sea.

  16. I come from a town with a lifeboat station. We are all as proud as fuck of the boys who go out and risk their lives to save people and that includes wankers who try to cross to France on a fuckn lilo as well as those in genuine need. I have run Charity events for this noble organisation but fuck no more. I have cancelled my direct debit and I shall no longer put my change in at the offie to the lifeboat tin. If anyone dies at sea off Whitby then this cunt should be made to justify her actions to the relatives and friends of the deceased.

  17. ALERT !!

    jiggaboos trying to call from a number in Chad, starting +235…

    Cunts. What is Chaddish for “Fuck off, Alexa, you tin of monkeymeat ?”

    • Chad is one of the most corrupt places on this planet and if I remember correctly, Trump has banned it’s people from the USA.

      I’ve had a few calls with that prefix but have never answered. I wonder if it’s actually cunts talking or computers calling on the hope of somehow hacking into the dial up Internet systems once common place in our homes.

      A bunch of cunts let loose by the French to govern themselves I believe and it’s mozzy infested. France can keep the cunts.

      I heard a snipit on my way out with the dog about trouble brewing at the other C cunt, the Congo or DRC. They were set loose by either the Belgians or the French and despite the lucrative deal on fair-trade Umbongo,

      https://youtu.be/wYj5o4kQsXs

      they are pretty similar to Chad in the corruption stakes.

      I don’t think we want to get involved in either of the two of them in a financial or military capacity to be honest

  18. The thing is a lot of RNLI folk are active or former fishermen who do it just in case one of their own get into trouble.

    Most of the time it’s rescuing Fido who fell in or some cunt on a paddle-board too useless or idle to paddle back.

    But if shit happens when a trawler has difficulties, it’s these guys who you want manning the station.

    Who’s going to replace them, generation snowflake? “Uh yah well I uh sent a drone but the battery shorted half way there so, uh, tough break I guess!”

    So this self-righteous cunt stabs her fellow colleagues in the back for fuck all other than virtue-signalling points and the odd like on CuntBook.

    Well I hope she never has to reap the rewards of her actions because if anyone dies due to a short crew roster then I hope the guilt consumes her and she sees fit to go visit the dead on her conscience in person!

    The absolute fucking cunt!

    • Spot on Rebel.

      Can’t say much that hasn’t been posted. The RNLI do a sterling job in challenging conditions, the station itself shouldn’t be such a condition.

      They are one of the charity’s that I give to regularly without question however I will be reconsidering my stance and in light of this story I will have to dig around and see what the structure of the charity is these days to see how much money actually goes to the actual stations & service given they obviously have at least one clown appointed presumably paid?

      I hope the powers that be find value in this employee if and when any lives are lost as a consequence.

      As stated, many of the men & women who man the stations or are on call are volunteers who put their lives on the line every time they launch the boat. I believe it’s quite a busy area this particular station covers.

      Highest respect for these brave people and I hope an announcement of reinstatements follows soon before any life is lost and someone else gets “let go”.

  19. Good grief, the Daily Mail whistles and all the good dogs start barking about PC Gone Mad. Stupid cunts.

    Wait for the full story, the mugs in the papers are just made up, nor is it about the mugs themselves. Just because you volunteer for cunting horrible job, doesn’t give you a free pass to be a cunt.

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