Paddington Bear is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?
Having been forced to sit through both Paddington Bear films, I feel compelled to cunt the little bastard.
During his stay in London, he works hard at destroying the evil menace, (bedsheet-clad Peacefuls who wants to destroy society), while fighting the injustice of the great Brexit betrayal and the Fourth Reich’s diluting of Britain’s freedom and independence.
Naa, only joking. The only evil in both films are Caucasian, middle-aged males, those utter, privileged, white-skinned demons.
Wait though, Ethnics are represented throughout. There’s the dark girl who kindly gives him a lift whilst cycling through their neighbourhood; there’s the female, Asian barrister; the happy Italian barber who’s ever-charming and no doubt pays all his tax; the cheery black Dustbin man who’s eagerly revising for exams; and who could ignore the conscientious, generous-of-spirit, Indian doctor. How dreary.
London is litter-free, everybody lives in four-story, staccato houses and this bear is an inoffensive, little scamp who just means well. No. He’s a bloody scrounger who lives the life of riley, constantly sponging off the myopic family who must feed the greedy, little cunt’s marmalade fix.
Paddington Bear is a deceptive, cloying, jobless, freeloading jam junkie.
Nominated by, Captain Magnanimous
He’s also a blatant impostor. He looks nothing like the only S. American bear species – the spectacled bear – yet claims to come from Peru. Probably claimed to be a child refugee, despite the facial hair, too. Almost certainly an Albanian brown bear, good for nothing except dealing smack. Arrived in a lifeboat? My arse. Cunt.
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Obviously straight out of the “Peruvian brothel” that Steptoe referred to; Wedgwood Blue and Etruscan Red.
Duffel coat and welliesare included in the price.
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For those as baffled by that reference as I was, here’s the transcript. Thanks, BH.
https://subsaga.com/bbc/comedy/steptoe-and-son/series-7/6-divided-we-stand.html
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Another illegal immigrant who smuggles himself in and passes himself of as a minor so that he is housed with a foster family….probably discover that he’s been interfering with the Brown family children,taking drugs and stabbing people.
Fuck him.
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Sounds like a right steaming pile of cuntage. Needless to say, I will not be exposing myself to this shameless libtard snowflakery.
Social engineering and PC propaganda at its most blatant and sinister.
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Told the grandkids, stick to the books. All this arsewankery pc bollocks is one step on the road to transbenderism or some other deviant shitfest; at least the little devils have an understanding of critical thinking which in the case of the oldest is making for some interesting essays.
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Ha ha ha … great nom cap.
Did the cretinous little cunt mention the polar bear patriarchy or the black bears stabbing each other and stealing each other’s phones?
They should also include the fluffy little Brown midget teddy bear as the mayor.
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What a racist thing to say against those loving, hard-working black bears who contribute so much to society.
You must be a privileged, white Polar bear.
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Never realised he was such a cunt. A massive user and a ligger. The little furry fucker also has a marmite obsession. He’d be out on his arse within seconds if I caught him spreading that shite on my bread. Bread that I’ve paid for. I’d tell the bastard to sling his hook and go sponge off some other fucker, or even better, drown himself in a pool of marmalade.
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I thought his thing was marmalade?
These films got top reviews but this unexpected cunting compels me to avoid with a barge pole.
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The fuzzy fucker is in the marmite ads on tele recently. He’s a junkie and he’s mad for all things spreadable. As long as it spreads on toast, he’s sure to make the most.
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“he’s mad for all things spreadable.”
Let’s hope he’s nowhere near Lily Allen’s legs when her album deal’s expired.
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There are two things that smell like fish. One of them is the sea.
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Surprised they didn’t stuff him full of drugs to smuggle through customs.
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He ended up doing all the drugs they tried to insert in him as he’s such a freeloading tosser.
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Customs officers were suspicious when they saw his jaw swinging off its hinges like a malfunctioning seesaw.
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Shouldn’t paddington bear be renamed to Mohammed paddington bear to better reflect our massive peaceful moslem population?!
I agree tho the new paddington film looks like utter shite and yes the villains in the film are evil white people and probably brexiters as well lol hahaha
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He’s known as Paddington Charlie round Praed Street. Sniff.
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Perhaps they should update all the classics:
Rupert The bear-faced Brexit liars.
Harry Potter and the Lorryload of Afghans.
Peppa Pig Visits A Halal Butcher.
Bobski The Builder.
Toad of Toad Hall/Wind in the Somalian willows.
Sherlock Holmes and the Missing Article 50.
Roumainian Wombles.
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I know fuck all about this ursine cunt so it is good that the Captain has exposed the fucker before he gets ennobled and draws his £300 a day.
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I dont live far from Paddington, I’ll keep an eye out for the cunt and if I get him I’ll chuck him under a Bus.
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And if your up Kings Cross way B&WC and see Potter and his ginger mate at platform 9 3/4 feel free to help them on their way under the 17.00h from Edinburgh.
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I have made it clear to the kids that I am not prepared to be dragged along to watch any films that do not include a tank or submarine and involve lots of gunfire.
If they want to watch shit like this then that’s what mothers are for.
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Fuck me, the Tangoman is going to have a chinwag with Fatboy Kim in Singapore next month.
Wouldn’t it be great if he got the Nobel Peace Prize? Imagine how fucking angry the Snowflakes would be. Their little heads would explode with rage.
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If it’s the same cunts who gave O’Bummer the peace prize for fuck all other than being mixed race and not being George Bush, then Trump will never be so honoured, not even if he brings about world peace and an end to poverty and racial strife.
I’d award it to him tomorrow, simply for having a wife I wouldn’t mind rogering.
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Are you suggesting that you wouldn’t have a go on Michael/Michelle Obama then, RTC? That’s racist. And either sexist or homophobic, depending on the meat-and-two-veg status of Barry Soetoro’s “wife”.
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If I ever get drawn into the scat scene, I might consider taking a dump on him/her. Otherwise, to be honest TtCE, I’m not really much into bestiality.
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Ruff,
Are you referring to Moochie Obama, Paddington Bear or both?
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Moochie Obummer exclusively General.
I associate teddy bears with my mother, so an exchange of bodily fluids with Paddington would have unfortunate incestuous connotations – not to mention the Gayness involved!
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Thomas,
Regardless of whether Moochie Obama is a man, woman,, transvestite or hermaphrodite it is wrong to insinuate that a person is a sexist/ misogynist/homophobe just because he doesn’t want to fornicate with his/her/it’s ghetto ass.
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General, I think my ultra-dry English wit might’ve passed you by…
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@TtCE…….LOL,,LOL etc.
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And Thomas…I think my ultra dry Americunt wit might have passed you by.
Wrong to be homophic/sexist but OK to be racist as I ignore that remark and refer to someone’s ghetto ass? Perhaps I should have said Black ghetto ass.
Never mind.
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Damn Ruff you’ve been nailing them lately! 🔨
You are absolutely correct about why the Community Con Artist won the Nobrain Piss Prize. He was half white and half Tropical Rainforest Rabbit. And he was definitely not Junior…who was by this time treated by the press and regarded by the public as a the Special Olympics President.
Trump is rounding up and deporting illegal aliens. He is calling out the press for what it is…biased and corrupt. He stopped the Iranian Nuke deal making the world a safer place. He didn’t draw a rhetorical line in the sand and then stand by while it was crossed…he bombed the evil bastards in Syria. He’s meeting with Kim.
Fuck that stupid prize and the idiotic libtard cunts who award it.
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I’d take it as an insult if they awarded one to me.
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A cage and a tap inserted to extracte the bile. A great delicacy in some parts of the world I believe.
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Paddington Bear should be sentenced to a life time dancing on the end of a chain owned by some Romanian
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Great idea! Ha ha.
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They would probably send him out pickpocketing or distracting some old Dorris at a cashpoint.
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It’s actually far too good for him!!
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I bet that Cunt,David Cameron,had a teddy-bear at Eton. Just like that effete Fruity in Brideshead Revisited. I didn’t approve of that posh little twat,either.
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Yeah, but I bet Boris nicked it while Dave was taking Gideon up the bumhole. The gay disease starts right at the top Mr Fiddler.
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Or the bottom, so to speak.
Just sayin…
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Some splendid news as the evening draws to a close, fellow cunters – one uppity bitch getting what she so richly deserves:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5715525/Ex-Met-police-poster-girl-cried-racism-loses-33-claims-tribunal.html
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Uppity.This is what happens when they are allowed to get too uppity.
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She’s certainly worthy of my spiteful winkle though. You’d have a go on her turkish delight surely, Mr F?
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Oh,I’m no bigot,Mr. Cunt-Engine,I’d certainly be prepared to slip her a length…although she’d probably sue me for the disappointment involved..
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“I’m no bigot”?!
Ho ho…Mr Fiddler, you scamp.
Er…yeah…I’m not a bigot either(!)
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Racist cunt. Narcissism on steroids. Fuck her.
Would you be game Dick?
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Never mind, just seen your replies above…
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It should be about innocent childhood entertainment, but what tugs my arsehole hair is the pc slant; the evil whiteys and the nice, kind non-reflective.
I look forward to the next Paddington film; Paddington in Da Commooni’ie. Set in downtown Croydon, the lovable but clumsy Paddington accidentally sets off a war against two rival rapper streetgangs, culminating in widespread riots and looting of shopping centres across sarf Londonistan.
Ergo, not exactly Tales of the Fucking Unexpected.
Furry little cunt.
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The mother woman in Paddington (Sally summat, Aunt Sally she seems like) is also in that turgid wankfest “The Shape of Water” which is basically Guillermo Del Toro’s thinly veiled poke at the US wanting to eject illegals – especially Mexican illegals – which the libtard cunts in the US lapped up. So much so the fucking thing won the best picture Oscar – that pretty much tells you all you need to know about Hollywood these days.
That would be Guillermo Del Toro (William the Bull…shit) the minted millionaire director who does very well out of the US and – much like the foreign imports we have here – give their adopted country of residence the two fingers!
Well Guillermo you could always make your movies south of the border and try that if the US is so unfeeling and unkind (the same goes for any cunt living here imported from some fucking shithole – don’t like it here then please feel free to exercise your democratic right to fuck off)!
As for The Shape of Water, well it’s long, thin, slightly yellow and is spraying all over your tortilla chips Guillermo you ungrateful cunt!
As for Paddington, there was only one Paddington and he lived in a land of cardboard cut-outs, was narrated by Sir Michael Horden and with not a virtue-signal or PC token in sight! Cunts!
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Suck Dick Khunt wants to ban fast food adverts of the tube.
Yes! That will stop youth violence in da kormunitee.
CUNT.
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If they don’t advertise sugary drinks and fatty foods in the tube then they will become invisible to the Jeremy Kyle masses that blow what’s left of their UB40 (after booze and tabs) on 7 4ltr value cola bottles, 7 value pizzas and 4 bags of reconstituted chicken feet & lip twizzlers.
The most pointless thing since the tobacco advertising ban! Smoking reduced – not because of adverting bans – but because folk realised that smoking isn’t especially good for your health.
Those who smoke will do no matter what.
The thing is that there isn’t that leap of faith relating to foodstuffs being harmful to health.
Advertise it or not, the fuckers addicted to sugar and fat will still consume it no matter what.
The real issue – on this subject – is that you can buy 2 sub pizzas for 50p. If you want a salad, a plain pre boxed salad is £1. Even if you bought a lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber on the “5 a day” specials day that’s £1.20.
So when cheap healthy food is twice the price of cheap unhealthy food what the fuck do they think the cash strapped (both decent and Kyle scum) are going to do!?!
Oh yeah, let’s not advertise it. There that’s fixed it! Doss cunts!
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