Matt Forde

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I know its a follow on from my Serious Slebs ( cheers Admin ) post …..but this ” comedian ” is currently on my fucking telly box on Question Time huffing and puffing and shaking his cunty face at the retards who voted Brexit and is actually calling out another Labour luvvy on the panel that she should STOP THIS!!!

Usually the cunts pretend they want a “second look” … a ” scrutiny of the deal “…. a ” peoples final choice ” , but this cunt? no , … fucking STOP IT !!!!!

why are comedians, pretty much accepted as life’s tortured souls , some clever some not so much , allowed on to air this shit ? he has no insight whatsoever

he’s now shouting about a 3% or 5% or 8% drop in GDP whatever the outcome of the deal…..MATT MY FAT FRIEND , THE BANKERS CAUSED A 15% DROP IN GDP OVERNIGHT IN 2008 YOU FUCKING UTTER STUPID CRETINOUS CUNT!!!! , we accepted it as suddenly ” sovereign debt ” when it was actually Private Debt, so therefore 10 years of us paying them back for their losses through interest payments for their bad choices, but that’s ok aye ????

I’m actually embarrassed at typing in capitals above, like the Daily Express does , as I’m better than that but wanted to let fellow cunters know there are others who’s piss is boiling like fucking lava at these cunts

Matt ,you are like every other Russell Howard cunt out there, why bend your back so far the wrong way to seem “right on ” and liberal , when you could go the other way and spend all your time sucking yourself off without the back pain ? and we don’t have to pay for your BBC existence ?

To steal Dick’s line for one time only… Fuck Them

Nominated by,Squint Cuntwood

 

43 thoughts on “Matt Forde”

  1. This guy should have been cunted a long time ago. A quick google, especially of the football phone in incident will show you what I mean.

    This guy really is a grade a cunt. Great cunting!

  2. Before he became a “comedian” Matt Forde was an office boy for Tony Blair. That says it all….

  3. I first came across this repulsive shit a few years ago when he had a late night slot on Talksport. I remember he told a story about being mugged by a couple of Somali cunts and how he wished he could have bought them a meal at McDonalds and given them a few quid to help them on their way. I thought he was joking at first but soon realised that this wanker was the real thing, a full on Linekeresque crusader for the immo and the goat shagging ponce. Needless to say his show didn’t last long……Talksport’s audience tends not to be too keen on limp wristed little tossbags like him.
    Forde isn’t your run of the mill right on libtard sleb. He’s been a Labour Party member for a long time and Blair is his big hero. I can see this cunt going down the Izzard route and becoming some sort of official poster boy for the Labour Party, or the Blairite side anyway. Like the rest of the Blairite rats he is obsessed with staying in the EU.
    Top class fucking dog shit cunt.

    • Interesting reading FF; good to see Christian values in action ie mugged by two skinnies but forgives them straight away wants to nurture them no less. Now if he had mugged the skinnies they would have hunted him down and most likely skinned him alive.
      Do these pointless cunts realise that their desire for niceness equality and all the lovely things that they wish to bestow on one and all come from the very things that made Britain Great. Can they not grasp the fact that the reason most of the World is a shithole is because the majority do not subscribe to love thy neighbour, do unto others as you would be done by ad infinitum.
      End of hungover rant.

  4. This is a very worthy cunting. Forde is a smarmy, superior, arrogant, unfunny cunt. A self proclaimed Blairite, he considers himself to be above the rest of us and has that irritating and condescending attitude of the trendy left. A supporter of that kind of democracy that demands multiple bites of the cherry until it gets its own way. In short, a good example of the fascist left. Fatty Forde can fuck off, the cunt.
    Good morning.

  5. Fuck! I wrote a long piece about this cunt’s stint on Talksport but I pressed post and it vanished!
    I can’t be arsed to do it again so i’ll just say this cunt would eat Blair’s shit and ask for seconds.

    • That’s happened to me on a couple of occasions, very frustrating, especially if it’s a longer, more considered post. Nowadays I copy before posting to be on safe side.

      • Fuck! For a moment there I thought you were talking about eating Blair’s shit!

      • Not me – I’ve had it up to here with Blair force feeding me shit, thank you very much!

  7. I saw the stupid cunt on QT. Why do they always think it’s their duty as a, and I use this term loosely ‘comedian’ to try and throw a few ‘funnies’ in there. Instead of actually sounding funny it just makes them look like cunts. Now that’s funny cos that’s exactly what they are. I have not watched a SINGLE show like HIGNFY etc with all the similar predictably tiresome fuckwads slinging mud at people who democratically voted differently to them. Fucking YAWN YAWN fucking YAWN.

  8. The people to take to task , are the cunts who select the panels for QT. How in fucks name arseholes, itinerent’s, transexual’s ponces, nonces and fuckwits have the opportunity to go on air is a fucking travesty. Fuck the BBC, in fact scrap the the fucking BBC, fuck Jezza, and most importantly, release Tommy Robinson.!

    • To save the BBC time selecting these cunts just get Izzard on every panel. Ticks all the boxes in one. The cunt.

  9. Never heard of the cunt but he fits in with the general right-on bullshit that unfunny comedians aspire to. These cunts would get buried alive if they tried their ‘act’ in a working man’s club or pub rather than the luvvie/ student/middle class Corbynista venues they use. The cunts.

  10. Here w To Be A Comedian in 2018:

    ➡ ensure you’ve got enough material about Trump/Brexit.
    ➡ choose safe topics and don’t rock the boat too much.
    ➡ don’t be unkind to any race/religion/gender.
    ➡ make copious jokes about ‘whiteness’ and how stupid blokes are.
    ➡ under no circumstances use humour.

      • Brian Regan is rather funny but they’re few and far between, Kendo San.

    • You’ve fucking nailed it there captain!!
      Today’s so called comedians are nothing but pc loving virtue signaling one trick pony’s!!
      I wouldn’t give a lick of horse piss for these Cunts!!
      Although I’m not tango mans no1 fan I would dearly like to punch that utter cunt Alec Baldwin’s for his endlessly unfunny parody’s of trump!!
      Could you imagine that ever happening to that utterly useless cunt o bummer?? Absolutely no chance whatsoever……….

  11. PPS, if we had a section for ‘Is NOT a cunt’ I’d nominate Jacob R M. after his polished performance on Andrew Marr yesterday. He has the ability to answer ANY question put to him rationally, thoughtfully and most importantly truthfully. Definitely not a cunt at all. In fact he is a piss refrigerator.

  12. Russell Howard’s show was actually rather good when it was BBC Three. When it went to BBC2 is when it really started to go PC.

    • That lightweight prick is so keen to polish his Right On trophy, so bereft of balls and so desperate to be liked, he’d crawl through sewers of piss to raise his followers. A future Lineker signalling his virtues more desperately than an impoverished Romanian whore waving to flog her wares under the nearest bridge.

  14. We need comedians, but of the blunt cunt critic type. Carlin, Hicks, Kinison, Bruce. Not afraid to take the crowd by the scruff and shout into their face ‘pay attention, you cunt! Pay attention!’.

    This Forde. Looks like a polished turd. Clean cut, made for mass consumption, sanitized to the point of total banality. If he likes Blair then there is no debate to even be had. Fuck him.

  15. I have absolutely no idea who this cunt is and that appears to be a very good thing indeed.

  16. I note that establishment blogger ‘Guido Fawkes’ has posted up a snidey cartoon on Tommy Robinson’s incarceration and then followed that up by disabling the comments on his entire page. Snidey cunt.

  17. Sadly, Italy is now lost!….El Presidente has appointed a pro EU, US loving Neo Liberal to be Italy’s next PM.

    • From an Online article:

      League leader Matteo Salvini responded furiously to President Mattarella’s refusal to rubberstamp Savona.

      “If there’s not the OK of Berlin, Paris or Brussels, in Italy a government cannot be formed. It’s a folly, and I ask the Italian people to stay close to us because I want to bring democracy back to this country,” Salvini told reporters.

      News of Mattarella’s veto sent a shockwave through Italy.

      The leader of the nationalist Brothers of Italy party, which had an electoral pact with the League, said the head of state should be impeached, accusing him of abusing his position.

      “We will ask parliament to charge Mattarella with high-treason because he has acted under foreign pressure,” Brothers of Italy chief Giorgia Meloni said on La7 television channel.

      The 5-Star’s Di Maio also demanded impeachment under article 90 of the constitution. Under that clause, parliament can demand a president leave office if a simple majority of lawmakers votes in favour. The constitutional court would then be called to decide whether to impeach or not.

      “After tonight, it’s truly difficult to believe in the institutions and the laws of the state,” Di Maio said.

      http://www.france24.com/en/20180527-italys-pm-designate-gives-efforts-form-government

    • What a farce. And yet there will still be masses of retards in this country who say that nothing is wrong.

  18. Matt Forde should be thrown in a cage with Nish Kumar and the cunts should be forced to fight untill one cunt is dead, and then the winner gets shot in the face….

  19. I see democracy is alive and kicking in Italy ?? WTF!! Unbelievable stuff …… CUNTS!!

  20. The People of Italy have obviously voted the wrong way!! The answer? stick an EU puppet in to calm things down, a wretched cunt who served in the EU,s version of the waffen SS ( the IMF) for 6 years with the hope that they can change people’s minds?
    It’s a truly unbelievable state of affairs , I believe it’s a win/ win for people that believe in democracy, I’m sure there is going to be a political backlash from this, the EU is starting to wobble and hopefully most fair minded people will find these actions repugnant!
    I hope the Italians find their feet and tell this unelected bunch of Germany shills where to go!

  21. Fucking unbelievable what’s just happened in Italy

    Every so often the deep state has to do the unthinkable and show it’s face….fbi with Trump and the Eu with this fucking mess and interfere with open democracy. The president refusing an anti eu economy minister is traitorous behaviour. Please please backlash italian people

  22. Pizzagate is real and it’s repellent how this evil world-wide network is being allowed to get away with its nefariousness in plain sight. Everything about the preliminary investigations into Comet Pizza, with the obscene artwork and all, is just totally obvious before anything else needs to be spelled out – because nothing about it needs to be spelled out. It is what it is on the surface – abhorrent, highest-level abuse masquerading in plain sight.

  23. An embryonic cunting is kicking its little unformed feet in my head, concerning the untold numbers of unelected chancres* who once worked for Blair and are now seamlessly incorporated into power and influence structures worldwide. Not just the sharks, like Campbell of the Crooked Mouth -tautology for Gaelic speakers – or Jonathan Powell, but the shrimps, rats and fleas in his corps of Spads.

    *You thought I meant ‘chancers’? I didn’t.

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