Ian Botham

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It turns out old Beefy Botham is a cunt. Does a lot for charidee you know but doesn’t like to talk about it.
I often wondered how setting up a charity led to untold riches. But now we know.
Last year Botham’s charity (whatever it is) made zero charitable donations but managed to pay £90 odd thousand to his daughter.
Give until it hurts. You know it makes sense.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5696579/Sir-Ian-Bothams-charity-handed-94-000-daughters-PR-company.html

 

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30 thoughts on “Ian Botham”

  1. Timely cunting CC. I have literally just switched on to this and was quite surprised to find it was Botham. I didn’t know he ran a charity.
    £90k paid to his daughter? And for fucking what?
    Cunt!

  2. Fuck it, one of the handful of slebs who supported Leave, now officially a cunt.
    Just shows what a fucking con the charity business is. Yes it is a business…..a fucking end in itself. More money is spent on fund raising and (cough cough) “expenses” than actually goes to the cunts in question.
    As my old Dad always said…..wherever there is money floating about there’s some cunt with his fingers in the till.
    Fuck it, no cunt is getting a fucking penny out of me for fucking charity, fuck ‘em.

  3. Now will this attract the attention of the libbo media coz old Beefycunt’s a Leaver? Or will they keep it quiet in case it draws unwanted attention to all the other charity troughers.
    Could be a win of sorts either way…

  4. That’s a fucking disappointment to me if it’s true. I’ve been an admirer of old Beefy for many a year with his ‘one of the lads’ attitude and a fuckin fantastic cricketer to boot. He has made a lot of dosh for leukaemia research over many years which again is something I’m very close to. And a great Brexiter as well. So in this case I’m willing to cut him some slack on this and hope there is a rational explanation for this and negate this unfortunate cunting.

    • “fuckin fantastic cricketer”? This had better mean he’s good at catching chirrupy insects or it’s a serious oxymoron.

  5. From the King James Bible. 1 Timothy 5:8

    “But if any provide not for his owne, and specially for those of his owne house, hee hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel”.

    Verse 8.1 is often omitted.

    But if hee doth provide for his owne whilst stealing from the needy and the righteous then hee is a cunt of Biblical proportions.

    👿

      • @ASA

        You can pick up your complimentary copy at this years annual 7th Calvary Halloween Extravaganza.

        (We’ve reserved a seat for you at the General’s Table.). 😀

        🎃. 📖

  6. If its true he will be bent over and lightly lubed to prepare for the monumental bum battering he is goin to get from the gentle people of the left, he is goin to bleed like a twat.

  7. This has cropped up on another of my fave sites and he is not one of the trustees and so that is the end of it really.

  9. Looks like Beefy is a cunt… Still, he did do some superb Aussie baiting back in the day….

    • I think this is one of his:
      Aussie cricketer: yer putting on a fair bit of weight there, Ian.
      Botham: yes I’ve been shagging your wife. Each time I go around she gives me a biscuit!

      • I think that came originally from a Zimbabwe cricketer. Flowers? Something like that. Class sledging response.

      • Back in his playin days a reporter once asked Beefy what he prefers, grass or Astro turf. Dunno replied the great man, I’ve never smoked Astro turf…

  10. King James fuckin bible are you reading that says “ infidel” ?????
    Not a fuckin chance
    And beefy / cricket

    Fuck thum

    • Check it out – that’s what it says. Though the original meaning may have been closer to ‘is not a Christian’ and other versions have ‘unbeliever’. Yours pedantically.

  11. Yur hole
    King James Scottish Presbyterian would have infidel
    Firstly cause no cunt would have a clue
    Secondly it wouldn’t be in the language
    Not even from the original Greek / Latin / Hebrew
    Sorry for pedantically being a cunt
    At least I’m not from Auchinleck nor English
    Not that is too bad I’m sure some are nice
    Anyways
    Fuck thum

    • “Ask any man what nationality he would prefer to be, and ninety nine out of a hundred will tell you that they would prefer to be Englishmen.” (Cecil Rhodes)

      • Thank you General, though not sure the Union Jack emoji is really appropriate (UK flag, not English) under the circumstances. Then again I’m not much of a fan of the St George myth and all that guff either… my sense of Englishness is strong and requires no symbolic props.
        Assuming your other emoji is a cricket ball – fair play to you on that one!

      • @Ruff

        My emoji selection is somewhat limited. (Probably due to the politically correct cunts who programmed it.). I do not have a Cross of St. George nor do I have the Stars and Bars of the Old Confederacy.

        Nonetheless, it was the closest I could get. It’s the sentiment that counts.

        💂. (A guardsman)

      • …oops…almost forgot

        By the way. I meant no insult with the props. Just meant to reinforce and sometimes clear up any confusion. Although that clearly doesn’t always work.

        I do have some sports emojis and that is supposed to be a cricket ball. But that selection is limited as well.

      • No problem, and certainly no insult General, in fact I’m quite partial to the Union Jack… prefer it to the flag of St George actually, which is a mite unimaginative imho…

        Am not really an emoji person, but surprised you can’t find a Confederate emoji. Will keep my eyes peeled for you…

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