Fatties

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Fatties

I fucking hate fatties and their cuntish SJW apologists.

Now, I am not talking about people who are a little overweight (after all, at 49 the only 6 pack I have seen in a long time is in the fridge at the off licence) but the real Michelin Men blobbers.

These cunts used to dress in the clothing equivalent of a duvet cover but no more it seems. Empowered by their SWJ feminist fan club they now all seem to roll out in tight, skimpy clothing which is several sizes too small to pick up their KFC Family Bucket to stuff into their moon faces for an in-between meals snack. It makes me want to puke.

If you have the misfortune overhear these cunts talking (in between mouthfuls of crème donut of course) it is all about how their medical conditions have increased their weight – clearly nothing to do with the 50,000 calorie a day diet of processed food and fizzy drinks then you cunts?

The next thing will be for these cunts to swamp what remains of the NHS and drain ever more resources out of the system while taking absolutely no responsibility for themselves.

Fat cunts.

Nominated by, Proper Cunt

77 thoughts on “Fatties”

  1. Oh shit! Fat shit. BIG is NOT beautiful, it’s a fucking disgrace. If I was that thing on the sofa I would have no hesitation in topping myself.

  2. I bet someone has fucked that bellybutton though. Imagine the salty cheese that lies within. Grim.

    • Eeeeeeeeeew.! Fucking hell Mr Gutstick, what is going on in your head?? I was just about to sit down for my lunch. You’ve fucked that for me now you cunt!

      • Brings new meaning to the phrase ‘any holes is a goal’ though. Also, it’s the path of least resistance, as imagine the equipment required to even see her vag, lat alone use it. The dried up piss mixed with with sweat and chafings would probably be more lethal than the Skripals door handle.

  3. The twats make me laugh, im big boned or i have a gland problem they squeal, no you dont your a greedy git , bet you never saw a fatty come out of Belsen or ive never heard one of time teams finest shouting for Baldrick to look at the huge bones on a skeleton and proclaim that the owner was once a pork princess.

    • To be fair Henry V111 was a bit of a heffer. Mind you he had fuck all to do all day except eat, drink and fuck the finest birds available to man. Lucky fat cunt.

    • It isn’t water retention either. Its cream cake and Greggs retention, thats the problem.

  4. “Huge piles of redundant protoplasm. And you look at one of them and begin to wonder to yourself.. how does this woman take a shit? Can she even locate her asshole?”

    Ah George Carlin, cunted these disgusting fat bodies like they thoroughly deserved.

    • Actually the woman is question is a Porn star and wishes to put on more weight, the problem is should she succeed will her costar be able to locate her arse hole .

  5. I used to work with a women of size as it is now called….
    And what a fat cunt she was…this was at the time when she wore something akin to a floral bell tent…. Always fucking eating then next week she was on a diet ……..
    And when on the move in the office .. God help you if you came face to face .. I was never sure if to indicate and give way to the the right …. A fat moon faced fuckwit…
    And I nearly forgot… She use to smell of baby powder… Probably couldn’t fit in the bath

    • Many years ago, I worked for a well-known insurane / financial outfit in a city in the East of England…

      There was an obese munter who, apparently, would have to be carried downstairs in some sort of “ambulance chair” in case of fire.
      My section head, who had the H&S responsibility on this case, sent an email to his “superiors” after some sort of fire drill. It was none-too complimentary about the fatty.

      *unfortunately* he hit the “send to all key”…How we all laughed (and sympathised with him, cos the fatty was an obnoxious old trout)…

      • used to have one of them working with us, she almost fucking died going upstairs for a meeting, the other first aider and I decided that we there to stabilize not to fix, but we hatched a quick plan of knocking the face of the building and forking her out with a forklift should we hit worse case scenario.

  6. On the odd occasion I stray into town (sadly to the library) I pass Greggs and see plenty of workless fat bastards, often with mobility scooters, guzzling away outside. This is at 9 am. Who the fuck goes to Greggs for breakfast? And who the fuck pays for the mobility scooters?

  8. Why can’t these cunts just be honest with themselves.
    On every TV ad promoting a slimming club, there’s the bog standard bint who has “always struggled with her weight.”

    Which, when translated into English means “I’ve always been a greedy cunt who eats too much.”

  9. Top cunting, another example of cunts making excuses for their own decisions. It’s also another one of the new types of cunt we all need to accept and celebrate. This country is going to be fucked in 20 years… What with every cunt living longer and shit food being cheaper than vegetables. There is no coincidence that with the constant food programs on all day every day and all the supermarkets offering two for one on biscuits etc that most people are more unhealthy than ever.
    In am seriously starting to hate these feel sorry for me cunts and the average cunt you see going in the Poundshop to buy some cheap shite for dinner deserves to get unhealthy. The problem is having a health service that looks after you no matter what your choices.
    We need a big incenerator to boot all these cunts in… One of these cunts would power a city for at least 5 minutes. Very green and sustainable. The cunts.

  10. There is a fucking awful *zsar* employed by London Mayor Sadiq Khant named Amy Lame’, who is the *night zsar* ugly old cunt looks like a man in drag. She probably gets her knickers on prescription. If you get the chance to see her on TV – well seeing is believing. You will need a wide screen TV though

    • Yeah Amy Fatguts is a minor snowflake sleb, a lezzer so called comedian. An LGXYZ campaigner and remoaner bitch. What the fuck is a “night czar” anyway?
      Let’s hope a night Lenin comes along and kicks her fat Romanov arse.

      • In no particular order; fat, ugly, fake, lefty, americunt, bulldyke.

  11. Also destroying the ozone layer with all the body spray needed to stop people throwing up and the stench the lazy cunts

  12. Fatties that use vast quantities of baby powder are prone to producing meringues when they fart

  13. It’s how fucking shameless they are that gets me. I don’t just mean when they’re interviewed on the telly,but even when people innocently point and laugh at them in the street. The venomous twitching of their wobbly 15 chins,the beet-red over-inflated face,the unwashed smell,the acceleration (?) of their cripple chariot..all designed to try and make people think that we should respect their “human dignity”….they cashed any dignity in when they let themselves get into such a plight .
    They should not be treated as victims of an illness and accorded sympathy or respect. They should be treated as the greedy,selfish,lazy slobs that they actually are, and hounded and refused benefits and health care until they are forced to realise that the world does not owe their grotesque bloated carcasses anything but being rendered down to make axle-grease.

    Fuck them.

    • I thought this was a nailed on Mr Fiddler posting before I scrolled down, on a list of benefit scroungers, immigrants, elderly drivers and ‘the gays’. I’m sure there are many, many more, look forward to the memoirs.

    • some great fatty lines:
      “like looking at someone’s face over a stack of pancakes”
      “more chins than a Chinese phone book”
      “when they get on the scale it says ” continued on next scale”
      on the scale that actually speaks your weight it says
      “one at a time please”
      Last job?
      “Kick starting Jumbo jets at Heathrow”

  14. you’d think when you reached 20 st. you’d sort of take stock and think fuck this ain’t good but nooooooooooo they then go on to 25 st or 30 st. i’m always amazed more of ’em don’t drop dead from heart attacks, all that blubber must put an enormous strain on the heart.

  15. Truly awesome cunting PC

    I have a special hatred of these blubber monsters.

    Here’s a game a devised several years that’s now a regular thing with me and some of my mates.

    It’s called ‘Fatty Snapping’.

    What you do is get as close as you can to the fat useless bastard and take a picture of them without them knowing.

    Then immediately share it with your ‘snapper’ mates and then they to have to respond in kind.

    I cannot tell you how close I’ve come to being rumbled and that in itself makes the game even funnier.

    But on a more serious note unless these lard buckets are publicly shamed they’ll just get bigger and more abundent.

    I have a number of friends who work in the NHS in a medical capacity and they all to a man and women say obesity is the new smoking in terms of killer diseases as the occurrence of Type 2 diabetes has risen by over 100% in the last 20 years and even more so depending on the demographic.

    Fuck these fat bastards at least smokers put in more than they take out of the system.

    I encourage all cunters to do as I do and shout ‘fatty’ out loud and proud when your driving past one of the walruses warbling down the street.

    Most appear quite shocked, some shout ‘fuck off’ in a mumbled way as they’re usually chomping on something at the time but fuck them as all you’re doing is stating a fact.

    • All food delivery outfits should be banned, as having party-size industrial grease-filled “pizzas” delivered to their doors can only encourage the fat cunts.

      JC on;y knows what their sofas stink like… That’s probably the answer to how they go to the toilet; no pan needed, they just empty out on the furniture.

    • Drugs for diabetes cost the taxpayer around £3million a day – £1billion a year ffs…

  16. I was following a fecking dreadnought round Tesco a while back, she was a huge old bloater the type you would have to unravel a jumper to find your way back, i looked down to see it had flop flips on big mistake on my part, her heels looked like the rind on an ancient stilton all cracks and mould as she turn round she had bunions like onions and long misshapen yellow toe nails , heres the thing got me she had on toe rings, really how are toe rings goin to make those trotters look good cunt should of had waders and a burka on. I been looking at horses feet for 38yrs and ive never seen anything as vile as hms blubbers feet in tesco

  19. I want to know where the collective hypnotic condition comes from that makes them believe black leggings makes them look fucking slim 🤢

    • Years ago,women’s clothes only went up to 16 , which was considered large.Now they go up to 32 and bigger. Billy Smart’s could hold a fucking circus in some of these garments. It also boils my piss that my size 12 jeans cost the same as a size 28 pair. There are a few specialist shops for the very large and their posters etc feature decent looking women who appear to be size 14 to 16 and quite unlike the munters that buy the stuff. Load of delusional old wank that the rest of us subsidise, as usual.

  20. There’s 2 of these behemoths locally, Mother and daughter, who run the local beer shop. The younger (and larger) stepped out in front of my car last week – I ran out of petrol swerving ’round her….

  21. These fat cunts all claim they want to be slim. No they don’t. They’re aware that they can’t keep shovelling tons of crap food down their necks and be slim at the same time, so it’s all down to what they consider to be of most importance. And you only need to look at them to know which it is.

  22. And in other news – a young black male shot in London was an ”aspiring architect who wanted to work with children. ‘ What a surprise.

    • Probably means he played Minecraft and gave the younger kids prime distribution pitches.

      Ayyyyeeeee!

  23. …..and a “talented rapper.” Fuck me, talk about racial stereotypes. These women have such talented and saintly sons you wonder why they can’t keep a bloke around long enough to bring the cunt up.

    • Architect and a rapper. Now that’s an eclectic skill set isn’t it!

      Bit like having a brain surgeon and talented ice cream seller mixture.

      Or total bullshit as I like to call it!

      You feel for the families because my greatest fear is outliving my kids, but you don’t get stabbed to death or shot associating in circles of architecture. I means WTF are they going to do, HB pencils at dawn!?!

      I bet the police would have a different CV list for this talented architect rapper!

  24. There are reports of two more being shot, one twelve and one fifteen . All part of living in a big city I suppose Sadiq.

  25. If they keep going at this rate there won’t be any of the ‘Windrush Generation’ left to deport.

    Problem solved.

    • Although they’d never make such a demographic public, I reckon – if scrutinised – that the recent stabbings and shootings probably come from the Africunt community rather than the Caribbean community.

      Always got on great with the Caribbean lads (at home and in the smoke), I’ve never trusted Africunts (white or blick) as far as could throw the cunts, and I have Africunt relatives!

      • Endorse your thoughts re. Caribbeans vs Africans. Nigerians are died-in the wool, permanent, constitutional cunts, in particular.

  26. My niece is one of these fat positive slactavists. Gave a speech at her Uni about how fatties are discriminated against and they are victims of hate crimes. Pure unadulterated drivel.
    I watched it on line, or at least tried to. She is also pro-Palestinian and a 3rd wave feminist! Had her picture taken with Suck My Dick Khunt.

  27. Feck me they are going full tilt pushing all this multi-gender bollocks on the Logie Baird today, what an attention seeking bunch of twats, why the feck dont they just join circus or go on the stage. I wonder what they will be like as oap’s fecking be hard work nursing them misfits

    • Sex is a biological fact.

      Some are male, some female and even in the very rare hermaphrodite cases it’s male and female, there is no third sex.

      Now the gender dysphoria mob are claiming 72 (and counting) different genders all with the relevant pronouns for each.

      They themselves say that us “norms” confuse “sex” with “gender” and that – obviously – we’re wrong.

      O’course when you point out the case: “How does a vet know that a stallion doesn’t identify as a mare, a gelding, a donkey or even a taz-fucking-manian devil!?!”

      Their response is one of sentience. As humans we are “sentient”. Sentience is the mental construct of one’s own being and existence.

      Therefore – if sentience is the key – then gender dysphoria is also a mental construct, right?

      And therefore gender dysphoria is no different to anorexia or bulimia or schizophrenia or psychosis or insanity.

      O’course there a varying degrees of insanity like Brian Wilson buttering his head during a press interview but a mental disability nonetheless.

      And yet we let these cunts – along with their “peaceful” friends – have the biggest say in every fucking decision when these imbeciles account for the tiniest fraction of society!

      What a bunch of cunt!

      Hey Sadiq – you “peaceful” leprechaun cunt – how come you’re crying about there being no “real” police on the beat to stop the stabby-shootings amongst the “Culturally Enriched”?

      Is it because you blew the budget on 800 “hate crime” (i.e. name calling) desk-jockies and 72 different gender association toilets in the shitty?

      I made the mistake of trying to enter one as a hated middle-aged white man but I was told that bog was for disabled black “peaceful” women who identify as Thai lady-boys!

      What a cunt I am eh!

      It was a moot point anyway as there was a Somali yardy-boy in there with a bullet hole where his left eye used to be.

      Still I managed to sneak a quick waz in the 65yr old men who identify as 1yr old Eskimo girls bog.

      It was a bit off-putting having the cunt watch as I did it but at least the cunt didn’t cry.

      #WeeToo – you fucking cunts!

  28. Off topic, or at any rate on fat cats –

    Happy Birthday, Tony Blair. 65 years of unprosecuted crime. With best wishes to anyone cutting the tally short before 66.

  29. You can bet your life he will be claiming his State Pension.
    Tony never turns his nose up at money. Killing thousands of people doesn’t bother him but if he dropped 50p down a drain he wouldn’t sleep for a week.

  30. I never knew it was the cuntmiesters birthday if i had of know i would have burnt an effigy

    • Unfortunately burning sacks of shit is against health and safety regulations.

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