Fat bastards [2]

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Having just returned to the UK from a 3.5 year overseas job what the fucking hell has happened to the populous?

Walking around Asda was a culture shock to say the least. As a native of the land I was in the minority speaking English, at least 65% were banging on Russian and the remainder could barely string a sentence together in English, the utter fucktardedness of them. Perhaps the neck tattoos are causing a brain problem making these people similar in IQ to my turds. But above all what the fucking fuck have people been eating? Fat cunts everywhere, not a bit overweight like most caused from crap diet, kids, long hours, work life balance, I’m talking 10 bastard stone overweight. The place had more fucking skin in it than a tanning factory. Sweaty fat women in joggers with huge gunts, blokes in electric chairs, equally fat buying ready meals and Asda lager.

How do you get that fat? It must cost a fortune in food and bog paper, no wonder the roads are fucked with the amount of shit flowing through the UK sewage system, that’s what causing the potholes, underground turd vibration. Obviously is not the fault of these sweaty fat useless shit stains that they are shovelling 20 chickens a day down there huge necks, no doubt some stress, bullying, trauma has caused them to get like this and the NHS MUST provide gastric banding immediately.

Come year zero when I rise to power you an be sure the NHS will not be providing any gastric banding as self inflicted problems are exactly that, self inflicted so fuck off now and stop eating.

Nominated by Thorax Cockslammer

125 thoughts on “Fat bastards [2]”

  1. Sorry guys I’m being a real moany old cunt tonight but this is what happens when I watch channel 4 or the Beebistan Brainwashing Caliphate.

    I might just quit the tv for good, cunts like Hirch must be taking years off my life.

    • Free of lefties ….
      Oh what a world that’d be!
      …though I recon I’ll have to do more that turn off the telly to rid myself of those cunts.

      I’m happy to cunt them but that’s it.

    • Am truly sorry I encouraged you to watch earlier on DTS… I feel terrible now.

      Just think we need to keep abreast of what we’re up against… know thy enemy, etc.

      I pray that one day you can find it in your warm loving heart to forgive me.

      • No worries creampuff, they’ve been plugging the shit out of it all week so I was thinking about it anyway.

        Decided to give it a miss but it’s only coz I was bored so thought fuck it.

        I thought my idea a while ago was quite good:
        If she wants Nelson’s column taken down, fine.
        We should tie all the cunts like Hirsch and other stars of ISAC infamy to it, and hack it down with cricket bats.
        ….might take while but we could work in shifts. We’d certainally have no shortage of volunteers.

      • The thought of joining you and fellow cunters in that endeavour fills me with a tremendous sense of wellbeing Mr Sausage. Thank you… will sleep well soundly tonight.

    • I haven’t watched the idiot lantern for 5 years now – can’t say I have missed it. The exception I should mention is stealing live streams of certain Premier League fixtures on my lappie – that is just the Dick Turpin rising up in me.

  2. She wants to ban our culture coz it offends her but I wonder how she’d feel if white people said they wanted to ban black music and the Quran coz they offend us?

    She’d fuckin piss and moan like a cunt….

  3. The truth. I had a salad for my tea. Salmon, tomatoes, beetroot, cucumber and lettuce. Followed by wholemeal bread and honey. I have to eat healthily, I’ve no choice. Never been a fat bastard, never will be.

  4. Rather than demolish Nelson’s Column, how about building an ever bigger duplicate atop Dover cliffs, looking over The ENGLISH Channel with his good arm out and middle finger extended in the general direction of Brussells.
    Even better, have him on a motorised base that can be rotated to face whichever slimy evil bastards are “cunt flavour of the month”
    It would probably spend most of it’s time facing Westminster…

  5. Hate fat people especially the really fat fatties who can’t be bothered to wash every once in a while smelly fucking cunts! but in the end they pay for it whether its diabetes or a early heart attack at 34 being fat puts on massive strain on the enjoyabilty of life dont ya know

  6. Speaking of enjoyablity and temperance in my case, I’m Having a beer right now haven’t had one since Mark E Smith died almost 4 months ago Its true what they say the beer tastes better when you haven’t had one in awhile

  7. For me this Hirsh cunt is simply a race bater.

    I’ve only watched her once and that was enough. Every time the cunt made a statement she followed it up with a massive smirk that lasted all the way through any right to reply.

    Genuinely I was left thinking the cunt was doing it just to provoke a debate that would inevitably lead to outrage and encourage the odd ‘racist’ online comment that would only further the cunts agenda.

    ‘You see, white people only see my colour when they attack me’. How fucking ironic is that. Apparently online abuse in its aninimity now comes colour coded.

    What a pile of cunt.

    I don’t watch this cunt as I know it’s guaranteed to boil my piss but I also don’t watch it as I know exactly what it will say.

    It’s an off the shelf race bating lefty half baked cookie victim that happens to come from a privalidged background.

    Hopefully the cunt may find it in itself to go to Africa to report on the recent Ebola outbreak, ‘cus that’s racist and do a Pauline Cafferky.

    We live in hope.

  8. Fucking BBC have FINALLY started reporting Tommy’s arrest. Check out the BBC news website. Utter fucking whitewash of the facts and a slur on a true national hero. CUNTS!!!!

    • Weirdly sly news app reported it as “Tommy Robinson, edl founder” and the sun, who you’d expect to be sympathetic, referred to him as a “far right activist”. What cunts.

  9. You ain’t seen fat until you go on an American cruise ship to the Caribbean.
    One black lady got into the jacuzzi and I swear there was no room for anyone else (or even room for water. the jets were just hissing air!).
    Truly the biggest fattest lady I have ever seen, and all of her friends were vying for the title!
    Have you ever seen a line up to get into a hot tub? There was no way I was going to share the water with an aircraft carrier in dock.
    Every single American on the ship , black or white, was a whale, and a whale that didn’t know the word “please”. Ignorant as fuck, they just say “gimme some……..”
    No problem if we ran out of fuel, because there was enough blubber to keep the engines (and the lighting) going for months.
    Not only did they scarf down three or four times as much as anyone else, they left more on the plates than most people ate, just because they’re so fucking greedy.
    I thought it was just a cruise ship anomaly but a few days later we were in a supermarket in Houston and most of them were just the same fat gluttonous types, lined up for the free food samples as if it was the last supper.
    Like our friend Thorax asked… “what the fuck are they eating?”

    • You’d think there’d be weight limits on the lifeboats.
      Though I guess the fat cunts couldn’t climb in so at least if the ship goes down you’ll have a free choice.

  10. My niece is a self styled fat activist. Has a video on YouTube where she gives a speech at her ultra left uni

    A pile of tosh.

    Will amended.

  11. Off topic, apologies, but this may appeal. While checking out the Blair connection with Albania’s decidedly dodgy president, Edi Rama (longstanding, but recently harder to prove) I came across a Herald Standard article describing the most recent demonstrations against Rama by his opposition, who feel that he is linked, like so many Albanians, to drug smuggling and organised crime. Well, not quite. Clicking the link got the following message:

    We’re sorry. This site is temporarily unavailable.

    We recognise you are attempting to access this website from a country belonging to the European Economic Area (EEA) including the EU which enforces the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) and therefore cannot grant you access at this time.

    So that’s what the GDPR’s for. (The article is freely available on al-Jazeera, incidentally.) Hmmm.

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