Well done to Jr Cuntley who correctly predicted that former Olympics Minister New Labour Cabinet Minister and former London mayoral candidate Dame Tessa Jowell would die next.Tessa had been battling an aggressive brain tumour for the last year and had been campaigning in the House of Lords for greater access to experimental treatments for cancer patients.She was 70 years old.
On to Deadpool 92:
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My picks (Shaun)
John McCain
Leah Bracknell
John Bain (Totalbiscuit)
Matt Cappotelli
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Camilla Batmanjelly
SIR Keir Starmer
Cliff Richards
Stella Greasy
Madeline McCann
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Good shot JR…
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Dennis Waterman
Simon MacCorkindale
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Joe bugner
Angela ripping
Trevor MacDonald
Lewis Hamilton
Keith Richards
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Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
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P.S. When does a cunt become less of a cunt? When they’re a dead cunt. That’s not my opinion o’course (alive and kicking or 6ft under, a cunt is a cunt no matter what). And yet today you’d think this cunt was a cross between Mother Theresa and Evita Peron!
No, she was a cunt. This Blairite cunt was Minister for Women before taking over from uber-cunt Dawn Prime-Rolo as Paymaster General and who continued the onslaught on privateers (who refused to be PAYE slaves to pay for undeserving Kyle cunts and “peaceful” cunts for contributing nowt to society – except more bastard mouths to feed)!
The 2012 Olympics were declared a resounding success (despite Danny Boyle’s turgid opening/closing ceremonies) but that was in spite of this cunt!
Today all and sundry including Campbell-end (always handy for a comment on a fellow colleagues when it affords him the opportunity to put the boot in on Brexit – which he did today on Sky as part of the Jowell eulogising – the sanctimonious cunt), Catweasel (who’s as much in common with Jowell as Tsar Nicholas III had with Lenin) and the Lord of the Cunts himself, Tony B. Fucking Liar!
Sorry, I feel for her husband and kids, but in office Tessa Jowell was a Blairite cunt and being dead doesn’t magically make that go away like some Jedi disappearing act!
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RWAC, you are indeed a kinder cunt than me…
I would not feel sorry for her family, as Birds of a Feather &c.
I bet the kids are orrible little shites.
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Type error.. rippon
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Rippon gone I’ll have Brian blessed instead
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Maybe an “Admin” or ISAC permanent nom. for Juncker, Verminhofstadt, Schlitz and two more odious EU arsewipes might be allowed ?
Perhaps with a dartsboard-bullseye logo on the home page ?
I have an idea for a EU Lottery… “Hangman’s Noose”
Whoever pays the most for a ticket gets to despatch their nominated cunt.
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Other two permanent nominees: Kinnock and Blair?
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Michael Aspel
Barbara Windsor
Frank Bough
Martin Peters
Freeman Dyson
0
Babs taken I’ll go with fellow carry on cunt Jim Dale
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Kirk Douglas
Michael Hesltetine
George Soros
Ric Flair
Harley Race
0
Prince Phillip
Nicholas Parsons
June Whitfield
James Bolam
Windsor Davies
0
Alexei Navalny
Mahathir Mohamad
Some former KGB man I’ve never heard of
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Pure wishful thinking, but a shame to omit
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
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Burt Bacharach
Mel Brooks
Tina Turner
Quincy Jones
Max von Sydow
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No not Mel. Please not Mel.
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George H. W. (to follow the missus.
Jimmy Carter
Bill Wyman
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Oh fuck. I missed two off and somebody already bagged Carter:
George H.W. Bush
Bill Wyman
Mick Fleetwood
Helen Mirren
Jennifer Grey.
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Well taken sir
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Julie Goodyear
Bill Treacher
Petula Clarke
Ray Kennedy
1
Ginger Baker
Sheldon Adelson
Rick Wakeman
Pope Francis
Roman Polanski
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Boyhood crush (but mad as a box of frogs on PCP), Margot Kidder, has shuffled off…
Anybody have her in the pool?
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Late on parade, well played JR.
Alan Alda
Peter Allis
Bjork
Ray Winstone
Jackie Stewart
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Another footballer has bit the dust… And with him being black, expect media (social or otherwise) griefmonging of Jack Kennedy and Lady Died proportions….
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Gerald Harper
Teddy Johnson
Pearl Carr
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
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I take it that no-one got Clint Walker.
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