Dead Pool [92]

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Well done to Jr Cuntley who correctly predicted that former Olympics Minister New Labour Cabinet Minister and former London mayoral candidate Dame Tessa Jowell would die next.Tessa had been battling an aggressive brain tumour for the last year and had been campaigning in the House of Lords for greater access to experimental treatments for cancer patients.She was 70 years old.

On to Deadpool 92:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

John McCain
Leah Bracknell
John Bain (Totalbiscuit)
Matt Cappotelli
Stefan Karl Stefansson

75 thoughts on “Dead Pool [92]”

  1. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  4. Jowell was my MP for years. Don’t like to speak Ill of the dead but she was a bitch, a liar and a thief. The cunt had her goons throw me out of one of her election meetings once.
    Fuck her.

    • It’ll be your charitable nature that lets you down one day, Freddie.

      🙂 .

      • I’m too nice Mr Fiddler, that’s my weakness. Jowell’s replacement is a low profile cunt at the moment but mark her name………Helen Hayes. A dirty money grabbing Blairite remoaner cunt. She has a big future in the world of bastard cunts, the bitch.

      • Like goes to like. Both piss artist Ali and Mrs. Mills would have been first on their knees to lick Blair’s loo seat clean. Probably where they first bumped into one another.

        Campbell will probably raise a glass or ten to her….there’s an old Mills by the stream…….

      • I’ll say one thing for Mrs Mills – she was a great piano player.

  5. Phil the Greek….although judging by that photo of him in yesterday’s paper,he already is.

    • Plus…
      Marius Van Pumperwinkel
      Arthur Creamington-Smythe
      Justice M’Koko Butawaesla
      Bertha Von Kruppwagen (the third)

  6. Congrats JR Cuntley on the prediction of a fine departure. Is see Sambo Munchetti is going on as if she has lost her mother.

    May I have :

    Michael Parkinson
    Donald Sutherland
    George Bush Senior
    Bob Hawke
    Norman LLoyd

  8. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Bill Cosby
    Madeleine albright
    Barbara Windsor

  9. Peter Sutcliffe
    Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    Robert Mugabe
    Levi Belfield

  10. Olivia Newton John
    Frank Windsor
    Jan Michel Vincent
    David Soul
    The old fart off Hi De Hi

    • Silly Jilly Cooper
      Camillaaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
      Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley
      Emmaaah Twatson
      Lauraaah Cuntsberg

    • PM, “The old fart off Hi de Hi” covers a multitude of luvvie sins…!

  11. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

    Well aimed, JR.

  12. Dick Cheney
    Paul McCartney II
    Morgan Freeman
    Roger Waters
    Dick van Dyke

  13. Billy Connelly
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin )
    Willie Nelson
    Wiilam Ramsay Clark ( last cabinet member of Lyndon B Johnson )

  14. Herman Wouk
    Martin Sheen
    Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    Frank Field
    Congratulations JR

  15. Alan Shearer
    Martin Baboon Keown
    Gary Lineker
    Phil Neville
    Andy Hinchcliffe

    Just to be clear, is the use of weapons to finish these fuckers off considered cheating?

  18. Yoko fucking Ono
    The drunken cunt with the big forehead out of Cunt&Cunt
    Danglebert Pimpledick – please release the cunt.
    Neil Pillock, please.
    Bonio

    • Pillock seconded – I was scrolling down to see if there were any noms for top-grade EU cunts…

  21. Cheers…you cunts are too kind.
    Been stuck on two wins for a while, so nice to get no.3 in the bag….

  22. My noms please.

    James Earl Jones
    Angela Lansbury
    Robert Ito ( Sam from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter
    Robert Duvall

  24. Gordon Banks
    Paul Gascoigne
    Denis Norden
    David Hedison
    Edward Seaga

  26. Nice one, JR…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Pete Murray
    Bill Wyman
    Cleo Laine

  27. Olivia DeHavilland
    Doris Day
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Val Kilmer
    Henry Kissenger

  28. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Former Pope Benedict
    Boy George
    Michael Brrymore

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