Sport Relief (2)

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A cunting for Sport Relief in general and BBC Yorkshire in particular.

The presenters of Look North (Leeds studio) have put their sofa on a trolley and are pushing it around Yorkshire. For Sports Relief.
This follows a 3 legged walk a few years ago. For Sports Relief.
These pointless activities are for charidee of course but you have to wonder what it costs to host these pointless cuntfests and wouldn’t it be better to donate that cost? And perhaps give less publicity to Z list talentless wankers?

On to where the money goes from this and a myriad of other pointless activities.. Some seems to go to UK causes but most seems to go to Africa. Yep, the black shithole where it can be stolen, buy arms, fund paedo aid workers etc. As if they don’t get enough.

So, a cunting for Sport Relief the bastard child of Comic Relief and all it’s good works.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

54 thoughts on “Sport Relief (2)”

  1. As with all charities I’d like to see the wage bill before I considered donating anything.

    I stopped giving to large charities when I found out that my money was going to marketing companies to send me shite that I don’t want, huge 6 figure salaries for executives and all expenses paid round the world trips.
    And now we find out that we’re funding prozzies too.
    All large charities are cunts.

    I still give a bit to forces charities and the air ambulance but the large charities can get fucked.

    • It should be pointed out that the UK has a massive overseas aid budget that goes to countries with space programmes, yet still almost weekly the good citizens of Blighty are asked to hand over tons cash after-watching some celeb no mark complete a ‘life changing’ sports activity usually involving rickshaws, bikes and spect windowlickers.

      How about realigning some or all of that aid cash in the first instance to charitable concerns at home, The Legion, Sally Army, Air Ambulances for example.? Decent charities, not the homeless cats need a shit protection league or the gay cottagers handbag rainbow alliance club, but good performing organisations looking after decent charity cases.

      I’d ban these wankathon charadee nights that are all over our TV screens and radios every few months especially as pointed out already the cash always seems to end up in darkest Africa or sandwog land to line the pockets of the local warlord or crazed general.

      We’ve been doing this shit for decades and it gets no better. The dry lands of the Sandpeople still have famine, still have no clean fresh water, still poor little Ntembe has to walk a 100miles a day for a cup of emaciated buffalo piss…

      mmmm now after all this time and money, wake up you virtue signalling charadee fuckers… it’s just not working you cunts…..

      My old man said you can’t help cunts that won’t help themselves, even if you throw millions of pounds of charadee aid at them, they’ll just revert to the law of the jungle.

  2. If squirting your load up Maria Sharapovas’ arse is considered sport relief….count me in.

  3. Did anyone her that unfeasibly stupid cow Leanne Woods n theTiday programme this morning? Fuck me she is thick as fuck. Humphries didnt even bother to grille her as he quickly realised she was a stupid cunt.

      • Yep, heard her. Speaking from the Plaid conference in Llangollen, the industrial heartland of nofuckingwhere.
        They demand more powers for Wales. All 11 members that they have out of 60 in the Assembly. A fucking joke.

      • If the Welsh won’t vote Plaid…

        Perhaps Plaid haven’t QUITE reached that degree of gut-wrenching cuntitude that the SNP has.

        Vaughan Gething (I care not a jot which Pardee spawned him) is an uppity, noxious little cunt.

  5. I’m glad sports relief has come up. I’m sure some of the money goes to help buy ak 47s for Mgobobo McMgoboface but it’s at the price of watching 4 hours of the most excruciating TV broadcast. The whole thing, along with red nose day is total cunty.

    And why does 9 year old Ngobo Blojob walk 8 miles a day for a bucket of sick? What is her dad doing? Pretty sure he’s not working at the office.

  6. Gary Lineker again, this time with ex drug addict David a McCall.

    Won’t be watching obviously.

  8. There’s nothing quite as Vomit inducing as the BBC in full charidee mode. Long lines of sanctimonious, virtue signalling slebs, with their pockets sewn up, begging for our money so some fucker in Africa can buy arms to slaughter his traditional tribal enemies.
    What about paying your tax Gary? Fuck off mate, that’s for muggy cunts like you. I’m a star! Anyway I always send a couple of boxes of crisps to the spackers at Christmas.
    Who watches this sack of shit? Who are these fucking dimmos hanging on the phone with their credit cards in their hands ? I’ve got more brains up my arse than these cunts have got in their heads.
    Wankers.

    • Totally agree FTF ….
      I never watch these fuckin fiascos and I wouldn’t give these big foreign aid charities the steam off my piss!!
      My idea of foreign aid ends on order a takeaway curry!! 😂

  9. Right off topic, but i am fucking incandescent with rage, ive just seen a local rag that says a plan for 15,000 houses over countryside near Reading, 15,fecking thousand ! Built over beautiful country decimating villages and scenes that havnt changed in years. And its all down to the Cunt master General that odious pus ball blair, his opening of the borders has created this need for homes, what right did that bubo have to fuck up my country , dilute my Englishness and besmirch me and my countrymen who agree with his fucking vile multicultural enthusiasm. He is the well spring from whence all cuntery springs, one fucking man has done more damage in a decade to us than anybody else in history. CUNT!!!.
    Sorry for ranting off subject chaps.

    • Sorry its disagree obviously, i am a dopey halfwit twat. Cant think straight when the CMG is in my mind.

    • Brace yourself, Civvydog, you’re about to experience the true benefits of a multi-cultural society. Our fresh off the boat,benefit-soaking,disease-ridden cultural-enrichers prefer new-build houses,more room for their 15 brats.
      Fuck the leeches.

      • Dick i seem to be in the brace position permanently that and agitated beyond what would be sensible.

      • As the CuntMasterGeneral said, “Rub their noses in diversity”
        Bastard vermin scum, he just gets his snout in the EU trough of plenty,

        But then, he has to wake up to Cheroot QC every morning ? That must be hell…

    • But by the time they’re built we’ll need 30,000. So we’ll build 30,000 and by the time they’re built we’ll need 60,000.

      It’s quite clear and easy to see that increasing supply is folly and will never match demand, therefore we have to tackle the demand side of the equation.

      Unfortunately pointing out this simple remedy to a resource problem across the boards is racist isn’t it!

      Well so long as it doesn’t effect the cunts in Cuntminster, and the likes of Linikunt and Lilykunt, then that’s alright isn’t it.

      Still it’s Russia that’s the big news (non) story entering its 4th week.

      London Bridge 3 days, Manchester 4 days, and day 2 of both was a “hug a peaceful” love-in and how police will come down hard on hate crime (but no so much on the blowy-up fuckers though).

      Hang your head in shame ABBC cunts!

  10. Kindly pardon my ‘off-topic’ spasticity, but can someone please explain how the fuck to get an avatar up? I am something of a luddite.

  11. Most of those houses will be bought by foreign investors and will remain empty or will be buy to let. If you want to park your dirty money you come to Britain where the politicians come cheap.
    If there are 15000 of the fuckers then an awful lot of fat brown envelopes have been changing hands. With every passing day we become more and more like a banana republic.

      • And increasingly we have a banana republic-type gov. to match.

        And kangaroo courts, both our own screwed-up PC ones, and the shatia ones increasingly prevalent.

        Anybody read gatestoneinstitute.org ? I found it quite…refreshing.

  12. 15,000 houses? thats not enough when you have an extra 350,000 people to cater for every year. but hey if you mention that then obviously you’re a racist eh?

    • They’ve already putting 3500 on the old Aborfield Camp former home of REME which is 6miles from proposed 15,000.

  13. Actually the building of anthills on green belt is down to Prescott. He relaxed the planning rules and changed maximum density to minimum density, although not near his house obviously.

  14. Sports Relief,along with every other “Relief” can get fucked. I couldn’t give a shiny shite about starving Sooties or their supporters. A sight less Aid would benefit the Cunts and possibly get through to the thick Cunts that breeding like rats isn’t the best bet if you’re too fucking dopey to even support yourself and your whelps…that goes for our homegrown state-sponsored brat-factories too. Utter Cunts.

    Fuck them.

    • You wouldn’t care so much if it actually made any difference whatsoever in the Dark Continent but it doesn’t.

      Far rather keep the money here because large numbers of areas in Lutonistan and Londonistan are beginning to resemble Mogadishu and Eritrea.

      I still wouldn’t give it to those cunts, just squaddies families and the like.

      Oh shit but aren’t squaddies now all transgender, disabled, “peacefuls” now (according to the recruitment adds).

      Still the Govt have promised to expand the defence budget – to buy a shit load of sealant for that aircraft carrier we can’t actually afford to put aircraft in!

    • Sadly, DF, contraception seems to be an unknown to the most cunt-ridden sectors of sociedee…

      Retrospective contraception, and abortion up to six hundred months could save NHS a lot of dosh, particularly for mental care.

      It was reported in Denmark, I believe, that 30 per cent of the junior windowlickers in long-term care were the result of…3 per cent of the poulation, No prizes for guessing…

  15. Oh and instead of pissing millions away on “helping” preggers cunts shell them out like peas in Africunt shithole A, B, C – how about offering them $2,000 a pop to get sterilised after their second kid.

    Like I say, you can never effect Supply, Demand however…

    • How about a cull? Easy way to remove the human vermin..

      Or maybe a ‘Running Man’ style game where the prize is a ticket to blighty that no-one actually ever wins (tee hee). That will keep the bogo’s interested and make great TV.

    • Hey Rebel, only if it’s your $2,000 mate! Leave my money alone! Now when it comes to caring for their health, that’s a different matter; I’m all for giving them large quantities of vitamin B52…

  16. Crazed Star Wars fan screaming about Admiral Ackbar shoots up town in France.

    I predict: talk about mental health issues, criminal history and a non-existent bashlash before this story disappears quicker than you can say ‘Alex Salmond is a cunt.’

    • I have two Scottish friends who’ve retired to a little village about ten miles from where the shooting was. Now, they’re a (truly) genuinely lovely couple, but a more liberal pro-peaceful guardianista/remoaner pair you could not wish to meet. I emailed them yester-e’en about events in Carcassonne; so far, the silence is deafening…

      • I have that prob with my ex, Francis… Seems to think the EU is somehow good, but at least she loathes all the Slimes and Africunts swamping her adopted cuntry, and GB.

        It’s just that she fails to join the dots between the problem we all suffer, and the EU policies that caused it.

        Oh well…

  17. At least the French coppers got in there and nailed the fucker. In this country Mrs. Jellybaby would have been dillying and dallying and the whole thing would have been strung out over a week with McDonalds and KFC being ferried in there while Lily Slagheap and Fatty Adelebuckle hogged the cameras and hundreds of snowflakes sat around holding hands and crying for the poor mentally disturbed goat shagger.
    What a country.

  18. Another £40mil spunked up the council gritter.

    And Cuba Gooding Jnr needs to stay off the Kohibas croaky-voiced cunt!

    And I’ve never gotten what so appealing about Davina McCall!?!

    Sarah Cox on the other hand, now you’re talking!

  19. And Corden – of course – couldn’t be there in person instead deciding to virtue-signal via Skype from his Hollywood Studio.

    Fucking charidee cunt by proxy!

    Fuck me, I wish my daughter would fucking switch channels!

    I should go to bed but then I wouldn’t get my beer quota in!

  20. Gary Linekar, That poofy voiced Joe Wickes and an anorexic Davina McCall. Switched off and watched a documentary on the History channel.

    • Yes, thank god for the History channel otherwise it would be slashed wrists.

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