Harvey Weinstein

Harvey Weinstein needs cunting. You’ve ruined it for all of us mate.

Took it too far with the wrong kind of birds with a half chance of having their pointless vapid banal vacuous voices heard. Should have stuck to junior administrative employees you know perhaps your fucking secretary like the sensible amongst us often do.

How am I supposed to compensate for my total lack of charm wit or a half decent line if I can’t get young female employees drunk throw some money about then whip out my erect veiny lob at a choice moment.

So well done cunt you just made the world a little less fun because you couldn’t control your misogynistic debauchery to a sensible level. You had to take the fucking piss with it.

Nominated by Fuckwit

92 thoughts on “Harvey Weinstein

  1. There may be many reasons why Harvey is a cunt but surely his “philandering “, as my old Mum used to call it, is not one of them. The poor bloke just picked on the wrong bird in the wrong place at the wrong time.
    We’ve all been there but we usually end up with a slapped face or a knee in the bollocks, not the gale force hypocritical shitstorm old Harvey has had to suffer.
    By the way, has the cunt actually been charged with anything yet?

  2. I hope that Harv treated each and every one of those daft slags to a comprehensive and brutal fisting. It’s only a shame he doesn’t have a time machine to go and fetch Andre the Giant, give him a couple of dozen bottles of wine and have his gigantic fists go medieval on Rose McGowan’s sanctimonious pussy.

  3. Any guy that can successfully negotiate his way into the knickers of some of the worlds most attractive and very fuckable women on the planet, and moresoever , get repeat goes on the nest, has got to be a man worthy of respect. !
    Please note. The young ladies were very happy too spread as it was an enormous boost to their careers. In the absence of any talent to speak of, a stiff cock and a contract were a nice little solution.
    Cunt…..maybe, but a lucky one !

  4. Rumours coming out of Hollywood suggest that as the Weinstein scandal intensifies, many actresses are now seriously worried, as they may have to learn how to act…

    In other news…
    Harvey Weinstein probably managed to do what no man will ever be capable of doing again.
    Coming over Angelina Jolie’s tits….

    • No probably about it I suspect, unless she has a double mastectomy reversal or some fake tits grafted on.

      Have never watched a film with her in, and I never will. She is an untalented actress and an automatic turn off for me.

      Like the comment about having to learn how to act. Any prosecutions and court appearances will be a pathetic spectacle of crocodile tears and poor acting in front of nasty money grabbing lawyers.

      Cannot see the point really as he has already been found guilty even before proceedings have started. Can he expect to get a fair trial? Only if all women are removed from the jury I suspect.

  5. Weinstein is a cunt. Not for rogering some of the best talent on the planet, most of whom were probably gagging for it and non of whom can be said to be innocent. But rather for unleashing all manner of cunts in the #metoo shitstorm which has followed. The levels of hypocrisy, faux outrage and self serving martyrdom he has unleashed on the world is astounding. Wiminz, who are basically attention grabbing sheep/whores have jumped on the #metoo bandwagon with great enthusiasm the world over. In a recent lurvie event in Germany the great and the good gathered to genuflect before the #metoo alter of sanctimonious piety and were gate crashed by a bunch of wiminz calling themselves 120 decibels ( this being the noise level produced by a rape alarm). 120dbs are protesting against rape and murder of German wiminz and gurlz by the 3rd world savages Merkle invited into Germany in unlimited numbers. Needless to say, they were kicked out on their ear and called racists, fascists, nazis etc. Don’t believe levels of hypocrisy can reach that high? Watch it all go down here;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re7kcheSvYY

    • Yea it’s strange isn’t it.
      Abuse against women is only wrong if committed by non peacefuls.

      The Saudi’s allow women to drive and they get praised.
      We’ve been letting the cunts drive for ages yet we get slated.
      The muzzies are the largest oppressors of women on the planet yet they don’t seem to give a shit about that.

      I think it’s just being used as a smoke screen to cover a power grab from white men.
      They’ll be leaving the door wide open for Islam to take over.

      Then Weinstein will be the least of their worries.

  6. I think he wants cunting for his bizarre behaviour. Wanking and frotting and all manner of strange activities. Pervy cunt.

  7. Sorry but the women involved were just as much to blame as Harvey.

    All they had to do was to say no, and or report him at the time of the incident.

    I suspect most of them entered into the sexual participation as part of a straightforward mutually agreeable verbal business transaction. Cannot imagine they would look forward to fucking the old fat porker but would be willing to do almost anything if it meant furthering their careers,

    They clearly thought was a price worth paying at the time, and to bitch about it years after the event when everyone has fulfilled their side of the bargain a bit rich.

    A bit like going into a sweet shop and buying a box of chocolates, eating all of the chocolates and then a few months later suing the sweet shop owner on the pretext that you did not like them, just because someone else complained.

    If you don’t like chocolates don’t go into the fucking chocolate shop in the first place.

    From what I have read I do not blame Harvey solely for everything that has happened, although he was clearly a dirty old perv who was in a position to take advantage of beautiful women. Apparently everyone knew about him at the time, so if this is the case the women went in with their eyes well and truly open.

    It takes two to tango, unfortunately he chose the wrong sort of hypocritical egotistical power/money hungry immoral slags to tango with.

    In my opinion it is the women who have fucked it for us, they had the option of keeping the long standing Hollywood casting couch secrets to themselves however have decided to spill the beans (about Harvey spilling his beans) and biting the hand that has fed many of them. Clearly this now means that all men can be classified as being sexual deviants, and must be punished accordingly. Perhaps the sexual deviant part is true, however the vast majority of us are able to control our actions and know where to draw the line.

    It is disappointing that the world listens to these fucking slags as being an authority on moral issues as clearly most of the women involved do not have any morals.

    • Yea it’s unbelievable that cunts like Oprah and Streep can now take the moral high ground despite the fact that they were complicit in the whole thing.

      There may have been some genuine rape victims but unfortunately they’ll get drowned out and shoved aside by publicity seeking slags and virtue signalling turncoats.

  8. These bints make it worse for themselves. As every other director now knows who does and does not blow the whistle so will keep going with the ones that keep it professional-and we will be left with ugly ones that can act as opposed to sluts that cannot.

    It’s like that hooker in the 80s that decided to sell her client list. All the cunts on it just stopped seeing her but didn’t stop doing it.

  9. I would like to do a harvey on one of our staff, trouble is she is 6ft something and I am 5ft nothing, last time I tried something like that I caught sight of myself in the mirror, it looked like a great dane and a terrior.

    • As I keep telling Mrs Stroker size is not important.

      I am just about twice her size, she weighs in at just over seven and a half stone.

      Although not strictly necessary on the appendage front as most Japanese men have very small cocks. Found this out when I first started visiting Japan, not from personal experience but from the guide books, which will advise the western gentleman travelling for a bit of leg over to always take a supply of condoms, as the Japanese ones are too small.

      • Yes, exactly. While in Pattaya, I tried to use a Japanese condom the girl gave me because I’d left mine back at the hotel, and it broke. It was much too small.
        But then, most condoms are too small for me. No, I made that part up.

  10. As an aside, I read earlier that the viewing figures for the Oscars were the lowest ever. I think it’s pretty obvious that the general public are starting to tire of these sanctimonious cunts using awards ceremonies to advance their agendas of various leftie bollocks and snowflakery.

    • I can’t see why anyone would want to watch it at the best of times. I like movies, or used to do when they made the odd good one now and again. But I have never watched the oscars in my life and certainly won’t be starting now.

  11. He’s a Cunt,all right…a Cunt for not making the most of his chance. I wouldn’t have been farting about wanking into a plantpot, I’d have been up to the nuts in guts. His “victims” would be obvious to the naked eye if it’d been me that they had to deal with. They’d be the ones walking as if they had an invisible space-hopper between their thighs.

    Fuck them.

    • Perhaps they should make a film about the fat porker, with Harvey playing (or playing with) himself?

      Suggested titles on a postcard please.

    • I can see Sunset Boulevard crammed with traumatised women holding placards #ivbeenfiddled.

  12. And he obviously wasn’t short of a bob or two so why not just hire professional hookers to do the sack emptying duties?

    • I reckon he got off on the fact that he was getting women to do stuff to him he knew that a a far porker they would have preferred not to. Their complete humiliation and his control.

      • @Willie

        Aside from your remark about size…and with no insult meant to the other cunters…I think this is the most relevant comment in the whole thread.

        You nailed it. 🔨

  13. This might have been covered in the last few weeks, but anyway, I had to laff when some tart making a complaint about James Franco said that he “acted inappropriately while they were filming an orgy scene”

    Surely his defence is that inappropriate behaviour has been thrown right out the fuckin window when filming an orgy scene?

    • I like that Birdie. How in fuck can you not misbehave in an orgy? Given the chance, I would be outrageously inappropriate If I were lucky enough to be the star.

      • It never stated what the ‘inappropriate behaviour’ was, but I’d like to think that it was something innocent like he hadn’t cleaned his arse properly and she had a dangle berry hanging right in front of her face.

  14. It makes me smile when they say they’re getting treatment for sex addiction. They’re trying to say, in the event of future litigation, that they’re struggling with an affliction and it isn’t their fault. What a lad of crap. We’re all sex addicts, it’s just that most of us aren’t in any position to fuck starlets and often have to make do with a wank.

    • David Diickoffny (sic) and Michael Douglas got treatment for sex addiction.
      Does that mean that Catherine Zeta Jones and Tea Leoni are a pair of dirty sluts?

      I like to think so……

      • In reply to my own question…… I believe all actresses are “sluts”.
        They are extroverts….. That is why they chose that career.

        Being lauded with applause or spunk, it doesn’t matter, as long as the adulation is there.

      • “Being lauded with applause or spunk, it doesn’t matter.”……

        I think the local branch of the Women’s Institute might notice the difference. Give it a try,I dare say we’ll be able to read the result of your theory test in one of the more down-market papers.

      • Duchovny isn’t all that anyway, birdman… He has never shagged the still fantastic Gillian Anderson… She once spoke of how he tried to pick her up at her X-Files audition, and that he got nowhere and still hasn’t…

  15. Scarlett Johansscunt (before she had bashed Franco) blubbed at that Wimmins March: ‘I was suddenly back to being 19 again, and not having the tools to say no’…. Not having the tools to say no is basically admitting that she didn’t say no… Is that as good as a confession that the daft eelbrislag played jiggy-jiggy with Uncle Harvey?…. It’s something she doesn’t want people to know about, that’s as sure as shite… Celebrislags, eh? What are they like?….

    • What tools were they, a chastity belt and a taser gun? Enough $$$ and I bet she was at him like a pigeon on a Monster Munch.

      • What’s unnerving about this is when Skank Jo was 19, her mother was her manager and apparently oversaw everything in her daughter’s career… Mind you. she is allegedly as horrible as her daughter… Robert Redford is said to have hated them both….

    • Didn’t have the tools to say no ? WTF ? Didn’t she have a tongue in her head or was it up Harvey’s asshole ?

    • I bet she’d have found the tools to say “no” if it had been me,and not Harvey,waving my greasy maggot at her.

    • Ah yes, she had not yet taken her Degree in Turning Down Shags. I hope she is dropping her ‘acting’ career now in favour of a PHD in Controlled Sluttery. There should be many courses available in the soon to open University of Feminist Irony.

  16. I’m in love with Nicole, Reese and Jennifer but if they came to my hotel room I could never envisage opening my dressing gown to show my erect knob. The guy is seriously fucked. But has he really done anything illegal? All he has done, it seems, is give willing participants a career boost.

  17. France to set legal age of sexual consent as 15…
    I wonder if Polanski has had a word with Macron?….

    • Or maybe it was Macron’s missus.
      I presume she groomed him pretty early.

    • The Confederation of Muslim taxi drivers (Rotherham branch) have reacted by cancelling their planned French holiday. No way that they’re prepared to wait an extra 7 years.

      Inshallah.

      • You know in the “Survival of the Fittest” stakes, women are seriously lacking behind in the “peaceful” awareness stakes.

        I mean you have Zebra or Thompson’s Gazelle on the Serengeti. First sight of Mrs Lion and they’re off like a liquorice pancake.

        Ok they’ve been doing this for millenia but I bet – way back when – after a few nearest & dearest were attacked/eaten I’m betting Messrs Zebra and Gazelle sharp learned to fuck off away from Mrs Lion!

        And yet here we have non-“peaceful” women walking about salubrious habitats such as Leedsdrabad, Bradford Arabia and Lutonistan, and they don’t pay a Toyota Prius any more attention than any other car on the road.

        Amazing!

  18. i had a bit of luck today. got up looked out of the window, saw about 4 vans unloading pallets of bottled water. checked my water. seemed to be working. went out and asked would my water be going off, only to be told , no you’re ok mate. 2 doors along they had no water and still haven’t ! i’m alright Jack !

  19. I bet even at his most depraved Harvey didn’t feel the need to flash Emma Watson. The titless gobshite looks more like a lad than a lass. I like ’em with tits..big,bouncy tits. (but not when they get old and saggy,obviously). Still didn’t stop the androgynous fucker from getting some tattoo to show solidarity with her “sisters”. Shame Cyril Smith wasn’t still around he’d have known how to deal with a cheeky schoolboy.

    • That boyish cunt, Emma ‘Winker’ Watson couldn’t raise a smile – never mind anything else – from most blokes (Jailbait loving ‘Till she’s 18 countdown clock’ sicko cunts excepted, of course).

      • You would think that Watson cunt would have a bit more sense than to go whining on about imaginary wiminz issues like the gender pay gap, wouldn’t you? Doesn’t she know that the only reason men talk to wiminz is that they have tits? And that if you don’t have tits you had better develop a personality, which is not the same thing as winging to the UN that men don’t do enough for wiminz. Not even close to the same thing.

  20. You can’t blame old Wienstein for shagging all that pussy on tap. If were honest with our selves we would all do the same. Its the same old story of the little head telling the big head what to do. In my case the little head has always won. Know what i mean ?

  21. Funny thing is all the #Metro celebrities knew exactly what he was like yet shut up until they could virtue signal tower it.Take Metal Street now condemning Weinstein despite referring to him as God.The same Merely Street who praised Polanski a known paedophile a few years back.Weinstein’s behaviour was an open secret in Hollywood

  22. How do you know you’re at a Harvey Wankstain party?

    He serves a lovely 2008 Cabernet-Rohypnol!

    BOOM! BOOM! I’m ‘ere all week! Matinées on Sundays.

    —-

    That was a partly comedic broadcast on behalf of the Birdman Party.

  23. Snowflake Hollywood are going to re-make all the Clint Eastwood films because they are too violent and Clint is too macho. First one up……..

    “High Plains Shirtlifter”

  24. Personnel? Personnel? That’s for judgemental racists.

    Dying ain’t much of a living……..non-binary person.

  25. The Nice, The Behaviorially Challenged and the Aesthetically Disadvantaged.

    • Blamed the torrent of abuse received directed at him (or her or it) by the right wing media.

      Happy to dish it out but can’t take it.

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