Dead Pool [90]

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Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who scores the second win in a row following the death of veteran actor Bill Maynard who died after falling from his mobility scooter aged 89.He was best known for playing Claude Greengrass in Heartbeat and for his roles in several Carry On Films as well as starring as the title row in the 1970`s sitcom “oh no it`s Selwyn Froggit!”.Anyway on to Dead Pool 90.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s nominations:
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Big Van Vader
Colin Butts
George Alagiah

60 thoughts on “Dead Pool [90]”

  2. June Brown
    Peter Lord Carrington
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Bill Turnbull
    Shannon Doherty

  3. Sterling Moss
    Henry Kissinger
    Bob Barker
    Sean Connery
    Mrs Mugabe – whatever her name is

    • Apparently his daughter is awake and talking but he’s still critical. But will they tell us when he dies? Do we want WWIII? Does anybody really care any more?

      Apart from May who’s using it as a good day to spread bad news. WWIII could be very bad news. So could the Russians turning off the gas tap. Silly cow.

  7. Camel-laaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Emma Twatson
    Laura Cuntsberg

  8. Sorry for the duplicates. Let’s try again.

    Ray Wilkins
    John McCain
    Mel Brookes
    Valery Giscard d’Estaing
    Ant McPartlin

  11. Clive James
    Murray Walker
    Denis Norden
    David Van Day
    The Grandmaster of English Freemasonry The Duke of Kent

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