Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who scores the second win in a row following the death of veteran actor Bill Maynard who died after falling from his mobility scooter aged 89.He was best known for playing Claude Greengrass in Heartbeat and for his roles in several Carry On Films as well as starring as the title row in the 1970`s sitcom “oh no it`s Selwyn Froggit!”.Anyway on to Dead Pool 90.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
Shaun`s nominations:
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Big Van Vader
Colin Butts
George Alagiah
Tessa Jowell
Richard Wilson
Betty White
Burt Reynolds
Kirk Douglas
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Ginger Baker
Pope Francis
Sheldon Adelson
Rick Wakeman
Gerry Adams cuntgrats boris the spider
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Well done Boris, a left and a right.
Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
Frank Field
0
Jerry Maren
Terry Jones
Richard O’Sullivan
Leslie Phillips
Eddie Large.
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Nice one Boris…
So, old Selwyn Froggitt has shuffled off… I used to love that series…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Pete Murray
Cleo Laine
Bill Wyman
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Boris nice shot geezer.
my picks are,
Dick Van Dyke
Gary Glitter
Freddy Foreman
James Earl Jones
Robert Ito ( Sam from Quincy)
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Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Roy Walker
0
Vera Lynn
Jimmy Carter
Doris Day
Franco Zeferrelli
Gina Lollobrigida
0
Olivia De Havilland
Linda Nolan
Pierre Cardin
Denis Norden
Jimmy Greaves
0
Loved The Gaffer as a kid…… Friday night telly I’m sure it was …… Trainee at Leicester City but got a gammy knee and turned to acting……
2
Pope Benedict
George HW Bush
Ric Flair
Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer
Dynamite Kid
0
Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Robert Mugabe
Sergei Skripal
1
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Madeleine albright
George Takei (sulu)
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Thank you you bunch of cunts for your kind words. And thank you Bill Maymard. I don’t get a hit for months then it’s two in a week.
Gerald Harper
Teddy Johnson
Pearl Carr
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
1
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bill Treacher
Petula Clarke
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Julie Goodyear
0
Liz Carr
Elton John
OJ Simpson
Paul McCartney
Kanye West
Good Shot Boris.
0
Hal Holbrook
John Carpenter
Derren Nesbit
Al Leong
Dennis Waterman
Well scored Boris…
0
Prince Phillip
Lord Carrington
Robert Mugabe
Olivia de Havilland
George Sorros
0
Hi Proper
Olivia already nominated in this deadpool.
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Sorry, and Robert Mugabe also already nominated.
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Double bummer – also I see, having bided your time, you have gone for an excellent late nomination for Ray ‘Butch’ Wilkins…….
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Hmmm, reckon this hip op for Philip is more than they are letting on?
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James Nolan
June Whitfield
Windsor Davies
Derek Fowlds
Billy Connolly
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I meant James fucking Bolam. Fucking predictive text!
1
Ken Dodds Dads Dog…..
Rula Lenska
Betty Boothroyd
Norman Tebbit
Ian St John
‘He’s the Gaffer’……..
1
Arnie in hospital….. Will he be back ?
1
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Nigel Lawson
Pam “fucking” Ayres
0
Harry Roberts
John Mayall
Albert Finney
Eileen Derbyshire
Sinead O’connor
0
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin)
Willie Nelson
Alex Salmond
Nicola Sturgeon
0
The queen
Her husband
Arnie swarnegger
Bert Reynolds
0
Arnie and the greek racist have been taken mate
and you get five noms
0
Burt Reynolds already bagged….
0
John Hume
Seamus Mallon
Jack Charlton
Doug Mountjoy
Melvyn Hayes
0
John Hume
Seamus Mallon
Jack Charlton
Doug Mountjoy
Melvyn Hayes..
0
Olivia Newton John
Angela Lansbury
Clive James
Jan Michael Vincent
Bernard Hepton
0
Schroedinger’s cat
Civilisation as we know it
God
Satire
Democracy
I win!
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Yes but how do you KNOW if the cat has sniffed its last arse?
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Nominating already deceased subjects is not allowed.
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Well played, Boris.
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Neil Simon
Nile Rodgers
0