Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who scores the second win in a row following the death of veteran actor Bill Maynard who died after falling from his mobility scooter aged 89.He was best known for playing Claude Greengrass in Heartbeat and for his roles in several Carry On Films as well as starring as the title row in the 1970`s sitcom “oh no it`s Selwyn Froggit!”.Anyway on to Dead Pool 90.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
Shaun`s nominations:
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Big Van Vader
Colin Butts
George Alagiah
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Morrissey
1
June Brown
Peter Lord Carrington
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Bill Turnbull
Shannon Doherty
0
Sterling Moss
Henry Kissinger
Bob Barker
Sean Connery
Mrs Mugabe – whatever her name is
0
Grace.Or Dis_Grace as she is commonly referred to as.
1
Sergei Skripal has appeared 4 times.No duplicates allowed.
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Apparently his daughter is awake and talking but he’s still critical. But will they tell us when he dies? Do we want WWIII? Does anybody really care any more?
Apart from May who’s using it as a good day to spread bad news. WWIII could be very bad news. So could the Russians turning off the gas tap. Silly cow.
1
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Kirk Douglas
Jackie Stallone
Phil Spector
Diane Feinstein
Cicely Tyson
0
Kirk’s already bagged. See first entry by J.R 😕
0
Camel-laaah Parkyer-Bowels
Silly Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Emma Twatson
Laura Cuntsberg
0
Sorry for the duplicates. Let’s try again.
Ray Wilkins
John McCain
Mel Brookes
Valery Giscard d’Estaing
Ant McPartlin
1
Ray Wilkins
Antony Joshua
Ray reardon
0
You missed Wilkins by an hour and three quarters. Bad luck.
1
Barbara Windsor
0
lionel Blair
Desmond Tutu
Gene Hackman
Bobby Charlton
Barry Chuckle
0
Clive James
Murray Walker
Denis Norden
David Van Day
The Grandmaster of English Freemasonry The Duke of Kent
0
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
James Randi
Virginia McKenna
Keith Richards
0
Donald Sutherland
Larry King
Bob Hawke
Jerry Stiller
Danny divito
0
No one had demonic cuntbag Winnie Mandela shame.
1
Has she ever been in the ‘pool?
0
A missed opportunity. That woman was a disgrace – the world is a slightly better place today.
0