BOX SETS
Well, not so much box sets but the people who watch them.
Well, actually, not the people who watch them but the fucking cunts who go on and on and fucking on about them.
You know, the wankers who are incredulous that you haven’t spent endless hours of your life sat on your arse absorbing the latest generic, formulaic American bullshit “entertainment “. They look on you with sympathy as if you have suffered some terrible deprivation all your life or some cunt in a white coat has just given you 3 months to live. Get over yourself dimmos. Try living a real life instead of watching other people pretending to do it.
Oh……and i’ve never seen “Peaky Blinders” either you boring goggled eyed CUNT!
Nominated by Freddie the Frog
Boris the boilsucker strikes again ! Bill Maynard bites the dust.
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It’s Cunts that buy boxed versions of Morse or Miss Marple that get me. Why the fuck would you want to watch a detective thing again and again when you know “whodunnit”?
As an aside, at school we used to rip the last few pages out of “whoddunnit” novels. Teach the swotty four-eyed Cunts to get outside for a game of cricket or rugby instead of sitting in the library reading books.
Miss Marple was a nosy old biddy. I’d have kicked her in the cunt and told her to fuck off if she came snooping around after I’d murdered someone.
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I’m afraid you’d have come unstuck Dick. Miss Marple wore stout Empire brand underwear which boasted the strongest gussets in the civilized world. Whilst you were vainly trying to kick her cunt in the ever dependable Mr. Stringer would have crept up behind you and tapped you on the noggin with his silver topped walking cane, just then the local rozzers would appear and your collar would have been well and truly felt. Then you’d be dragged away as dear old Marple shouted ‘ Off to Tyburn you uncouth rotter !!
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Perhaps whilst muttering “And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids”.
Or have I coined that from a TV cartoon?
Agreed, Miss Marple a fucking annoying rude smelly old busy body who like Dick I would willingly kick in the cunt if she accused me of anything.
Best TV detective ever IMHO must surely go to Columbo. Fucking excellent. Have watched each episode several times Dick and never get bored with them.
Have a few box sets and because of no fucking interruption from adverts every 5 minutes (seemingly which themselves last 5 minutes which ALWAYS such subject matter as PPI, pay day loans, funeral insurance, lottery/gambling, vacuum cleaner, sofa and charity appeals) much prefer DVD to TV.
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I also liked Columbo, and Kojak was ace too…. I also enjoyed Starsky and Hutch and The Sweeney… Now? Endeavour was an excellent series, but has now been ruined by PC bollocks, bolshy bastard feminazi policewomen, and migrants in every episode crap… How shite has Endeavour got? Well, in the most recent series, somebody has a party (in 1968) and ‘Can You Hear Me Knocking?’ by the Stones is on the record player… That particular song was off ‘Sticky Fingers’ and released in 1971… That alone is lame, badly researched shit… Mind you, so is all the ‘Enoch was wrong’ and ‘Those lovable migrants are all victims and salt of the earth’ bullshit the show is now peddling…
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Waking the dead (or as my neighbour calls it “wanking the dead”) was highly watchable and Frost ok (albeit a bit dated now, as is Morse).
Most spin offs are rarely as good as the originals, and as you say PC shite has interfered and ruined much on TV these days and I just cannot bear to watch it.
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The very second that Colin Dexter was in the ground…
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Liked Dalziel & Pascoe, and Monk was pretty good (or not, depending on how anti-Semitic you might be)… And The Mentalist, for that matter. Early seasons of Castle not bad too.
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Miss Marple and others of that ilk did not have cunts to kick – they were constructed like birds with a cloaca: one orifice for all ejections. You’d have broken your toes on the solid bone where you’d expected her soft, yielding, gently-enveloping, glistening, welcoming, oh stop it, cunt to be.
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The fucking germans are obsessed with krimis inklusive of mrs brickbat and this why i am here and she is downstairs watching one and only last year i went to ditch a load of house old rubbish at the local tip to be confronted by a bull dyke asking me are you english and yes i said and it repleid i love inspector barnaby
nice i replied
and as for mrs brickbat she loves the deadpool re runs of dick and murder she wrote and everytime i say the butler did it with a bit of lead pipe in the library and as for cuntflix (the shit one ,not the free porn wank site) i cannot watch series and as for inspector lewis that was nevil from auf weidersehen pet FUCKSTICKS
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I’m going to buy the complete Wycliffe, so I can ogle Juicy Lucy Lane.
But I agree to a certain extent re Miss Marple… Joan Hickson’s portrayal really is a puce-faced old bitch, and a deserving recipient of some action from DF’s boot.
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Great cunting but I can’t agree I’m afraid.
I can’t watch series on tv anymore. Seems nuts to have to wait a week between episodes and it really fucks me off.
I just binge watch series on show box.
GoT, The Sopranos, Dexter, Trailer Park Boys …
I fucking love a good box set. … if it’s free that is. 🙂
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I don’t watch anything live anymore (apart from brief glimpses at News 24 type shit). Record everything on HDD, to view at my convenience, and FF through adverts, etc.
Btw, love Dexter. Still got final season to watch. No spoilers please!
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I (we) have well over 100 box sets waiting to be watched. The majority were bought long before I discovered ISAC… needless to say, they’re unlikely to be viewed now before they take me away in the black wheelie bin.
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I’ve got a box set of The Avengers with Diana Rigg , The X files . And The Prisoner with Patrick Mcgoohan. Be seeing you Ruff Tuff .
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Who’s side are you on?
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!
My life is my own. Ha-ha-ha…
BSY Fenton.
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Good response Number 6.
BSY
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The cunts like Sky and Netflix who call stuff that’s downloaded ‘box sets’… How can they be fucking box sets without an actual box or discs?! Daft cunts…
Which leads us to cunts who actually film themselves opening an actual box set and putting it on Youtube like it’s some great event… Utter fucking mongs….
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One of the Sky ads i have seen says “you can buy and KEEP! ! box sets from them”. cheeky fuckers like they’re doin you a favour letting you keep something youve purchased.
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Guys don’t turn on sky news.
They’ve got a special programme on called 100 women.
What a load of fuckin tosh!
Basically a load of butch, chunky, menstrual cunts sitting down to bitch about men and how unfair life is for lezzas … sorry feminists.
The cunts.
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Being exiled and having to suffer mostly American pish, I love a British box set. Just finished Burnistoun and have the old Still Game to watch.
My problem with them though is ‘just one more episode’…. and another and another and another and fuuuuuck, it’s five in the fuckin mornin!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, and I’ve never seen Peaky Blinders either….. Or Game Of Thrones, or any nordic tat, or anything on Netflix.
I did watch the first series of Breaking Bad. It was utter shite and could easily have been condensed into one episode.
And that other favourite of the media, Mad Men.
I heard that Mad Men was groundbreaking telly….. never has the world seen the like…
Shite!!!!!….. It was cunts in ‘suave’ suits smoking cigarettes, drinking alcohol and perving over female office staff……. Again, utter shite!!!!!
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Just seen Peep Show box set in the header….. Ta for the reminder……. I love that program and one of the best comedy series in decades.
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Kodi the fuckin’ lot
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Very hard for me to get behind this cunting. All the best telly I’ve ever watched (Deadwood, Sopranos, The Wire, Battlestar Galactica, etc) I got into from binging.
Incidentally, I can wholeheartedly endorse all the ^^^ above shows as mecha-rigsby approved.
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The Professionals box set is compulsive viewing. Bodie, Doyle, Cowley, very un-PC language, Rover P6 and SD1, Capris, Granadas and Escorts having the arses kicked out of them.
Oh yes and 70s fashion and heavy violence. Fuck me, this is seriously delicious late viewing when accompanied by a bottle of Remy Champagne Cognac. What isn’t there to like?
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One of the things that gets my goat is poor use of English, and (apart from Mr Fiddler) you are all CUNTS!! What is a “box set”? A set of fucking boxes, that’s what! What is being cunted here are BOXED sets, FFS!! And I don’t give a shit what Idris fucking Elba calls them, cos he’s a cunt too!
Now which cunt’s hidden my fucking quill…
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Bit unfair to single out Dick Fiddler as a non cunt.
Read the rules…..
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Good point. Sorry.
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