…with a blast from the past courtesy of Dioclese
Barry Scott is a cunt.
You know the weird cunt from the Cillit Bang adverts. What a cunt. Apparently Cillit Bang is the best ever, so all the previous ‘best ever’ Cillit Bangs were shit? I don’t buy the overrated shite anyways but the fact they employ this creepy cunt is enough to put me off. Someone shoot the cunt…
Bang and the cunt is gone.
Nominated by Black & White Cunt
It could be mistaken at first glance to be called ‘Clit Bang’. This could be a health & safety issue if some thick cunt buys it in the hope of spicing up his bedroom frolics and proceeds to splurge it all over his tarts growler! Thoughtless cunts.
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Looks like a kiddy fiddler to me……..
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He’s undoubtedly a cunt… I mean his real name isn’t actually Barry Scott; meaning he is being a cunt for money.
But I do raise a grin at his over the fucking top delivery and ham-fisted enthusiasm. In a world full of cunts like those hall o’ famers adorning our very own ISAC wall, Barry Scott is a very minor cunt indeed.
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The world of domestic cleaning products has been left in shock this morning as the untimely death of Cillit Bang’s Barry Scott was announced through a press statement from the company. Scott, who was a well-known household name through his various commercials over the last decade, was found dead in his London apartment after concerns were raised when he failed to show up to the 7th Annual Cillit Bang Convention.
The police in London will not rule out foul play until the scene has been inspected by a forensic team. The officer in charge of the investigation told Sky News “It is difficult to know the nature of the death because Scott’s apartment does not appear to have any fingerprints in it. After speaking with close friends of Scott, we suspect this is because he regularly cleaned it with Cillit Bang”.
Neighbours of Scott told Sky News “He loved to clean. All night long we could hear him walking around his apartment. One moment you’d hear the squeeze of a spray bottle, and the next moment you’d hear him shout ‘Bang! And the dirt is gone!’. I think that’s the hardest part of all this. Knowing we won’t be hearing him clean up happily anymore”.
Tributes from the domestic cleaning community have been pouring in on Twitter and Facebook this morning, with Floor & Furniture magnate Mr. Sheen saying “He was a true innovator. But I guess life is like that. One minute you’re here, the next minute, ‘Bang! You’re gone!”. Mr. Muscle added “He changed the game. It used to be about looking sexy while cleaning glass, then Barry came along and made it about the product. A true gentlemen and a king among men.”
The funeral of Barry Scott is expected to take place next week and will be broadcast live on Sky News.
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Fucking loved that “Press Report”. Brill post!
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Several years ago I had some false-placed admiration for the actor who played Barry Scott as it was reported at the time (on Wiki) that he served a period of youth custody for burning down Gary Glitter’s garden shed.
Turns out the story was a container load of bollocks.
Barry Scott – you are a shouty cunt who didn’t do us all a favour by incinerating a convicted paedo’s shed. Cunt x 10 ^50.
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Oh fucking hell – More comment moderation.
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That’s what happens when you say ‘peado’
You know this.
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The world of kitchen cleaning has been left reeling after it was confirmed that Barry Scott has been dumped by Cillit Bang in favour of younger model who has danced on stage with Madonna.
“Bang! And the dirt is gone,” was Scott’s cathphrase but it is him and not the stain that is gone now.
Scott who made his name BY SHOUTING REALLY LOUDLY at television camera as he extolled the virtues of the cleaning product started to be phased out of the Cillit Bang’s ad roster earlier this year but news that he would not be returning has only just emerged.
Barry Scott is not actually a real person. The role – such as it is – has been played by actor Neil Burgess since 2005 when he first starting shouting at people .
Prior to his star turn as the angriest man in the kitchen, bathroom and garden shed Mr Burgess appeared as Male Paramedic Number One in Waking the Dead and Removals Man in Life Begins.
The multiple campaigns fronted by Scott have inspired dozens of memes and his shouting has even stared on a hardcore dance remix which has attracted in excess of one million views on Youtube.
An alternative hip hop version of his shouting proved less successful.
In place of Scott, Cillit Bang is now placing its faith a dancer by the name of Daniel Cloud Camposin the hope that his cleaning style will help it shift more cleaning products.
There was no shouting at all in his first ad in which he is seen dressed as a mechanic cleaning up an oily garage through the somewhat unconventional medium of dance.
We may not be entirely Scott-free however as the makers, left the door open for a possibly return by posting an online tribute which ended with the teasing words “Bye… for now”
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Noted. I will substitute with ‘kiddy fiddler’ next time.
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Better to choose your words more carefully?
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I would only reserve such words for someone who has been convicted in a court of law for such a crime; I would not use it in any other case. I am not a lawyer, but I don’t see that a convicted person labelled as such would have any solid case for slander if they happened across these pages, or would they? Or do we not label these people at all?
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You can still use the P word, N word, any word you like, as long as it’s not used libellously or contrary to section 19 of the Public Order Act (1986).
Either way, if certain trigger words are used (P, N, etc) your comment will go into moderation while the mods assess the legality of usage.
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Can I use Ponce ?
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Guess I can………………
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James O’Shithead says he’s going “full gangbusters” today…
It’s all non stop “I” and “me” otherwise – has the cunt no other words in his limited vocabulary? Oh yeah, “fish”.
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If you use the words that are in the banned list, or any obvious ones that we all know we cannot use, then your comment will be deleted. Since Section 19 is quite broad and open to interpretation we will err on the side of caution.
Read the “Important Stuff” section.
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Under the Important Stuff heading it states:
“This is not acceptable unless proven to be accurate. To clarify, it is, for example, acceptable to call somebody a p**dophile if they have been convicted in a court of law otherwise it is libellous.”
Paul Francis Gadd was convicted in a court of law on 8 counts of sexual offences against minors. Therefore, it should follow that the above label could legitimately be applied to Gadd without it being considered libellous.
From what I can see from the legislation, S19 of the POA (1986) concerns publishing or distributing written material that is racist. Therefore this would not apply to any superlatives applied to Mr Gadd.
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“If you use the words that are in the banned list, or any obvious ones that we all know we cannot use, then your comment will be deleted. Since Section 19 is quite broad and open to interpretation we will err on the side of caution.
Read the “Important Stuff” section.”
The above was a reply to Shitcake’s comment about Section 19 and racist terminology. Not to you.
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Does it mean mummy glitter cant unstitch the letter ‘S’ on his swimming trunks.
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My mistake CWCC, I simply assumed that because the N word was used 9 times on February 24th 2018 at 1:14pm and was not /has not been deleted, it (and any other word) could be used in legitimate circumstances unless it contravened section 19, etc.
Apologies for any confusion caused, was only trying to be helpful. Will keep it zipped in future.
N word approx halfway down:
http://is-a-cunt.com/2018/02/paloma-faith-2/
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Don’t forget you are not allowed to use the word “man” anymore (as nominated in future cunting – hopefully).
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I’m new here so maybe my opinion doesn’t matter. I’m also an American so that makes me an outsider…and we don’t have your speech laws. But take a little common sense advice from across the pond:
If the admin and the mods don’t want you to use certain words on their forum…then don’t use those words. Problem solved.
Honestly, this little exchange reminds me that some of you cunts aren’t posting here because the Mensa forum is down today.
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Or maybe “Curtain-haired Belgian cunt”…
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As an Americunt of course I had to google this cunt and his product. Commercials and cunts like this are why (the previously cunted) God invented the mute button. Minimal effort…maximum relief.
Nice job Dio on the parody though. 👏
Next…
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Blimey. That was five years back I did that.
I really ought to get a life…
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…or get some Cillit Bang and clean up your act.
😂
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General. As a Yank it seems that you have to expose yourself to cunts you wouldn’t have to put up with at home, like this Barry Scott cunt. Surely you have enough cunts of your own to contend with? It’s good to have American input but at what cost to your cunt threshold?
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That is a very good point Cuntstable. There must be billions of cunts in China for example, but I’m fucked if I want to add them to my already bursting at the seams cuntbase.
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@Cunstable
I’m inundated with cunts here in the land of the fruits and the home of the nuts. My cunt threshold is actually pretty low as a result of the sheer magnitude of cunts we have here.
It’s actually kind of therapeutic to see cunts in other countries and realize we don’t have a monopoly on cuntage. Besides…I don’t know another place on the net where you can actually, call a cunt a cunt.
This advert guy though is strictly bush league.
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While that oily heap of shit Tony Blair remains alive, I am afraid the UK will be well in front on the leaderboard of cuntery
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Barack Obama, Harvey Weinstein, Nancy Pelosi, Alec Baldwin, Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, John McCain, Joy Behar, Colin Kaepernick, Chuck Schumer, Rob Manfred, Rosie O’Donnell, Kamela Harris, Joy Reid, Joe Maddon, Jay Z, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, the entire Kardashian family…and those are just the ones in my first 12 news feeds.
Any time you Brits want to have a cunt off…either by numbers or magnitude bring it on.
🇺🇸
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Ha! That lot combined not fit to lick the shit off Bliar’s boot heels! Perhaps if you added a Bush or two…
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I have a feeling calling a Cunt a cunt could be a peculiarly British thing… or dare I say it, an English thing?
No I daren’t – scrub that notion.
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You’re really interested in cunts, aren’t you?
…
I’m not going to mince words with you. I’m going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French Vile Cunt.
Les Salud Vil!
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And I thought I had a thin skin…
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It’s not Cillit Bang that cleans surfaces – it’s people!
And that goes for knives, guns, and weapons of mass destruction too.
You know it makes sense….. doh.
https://goo.gl/images/zwwggZ
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I made a complaint about these fuckers to the advertising standards a few years ago. They showed one spray and wipe removing thick limescale from taps. It didn’t of course and my complaint was upheld. Small victory against a bunch of cunts.
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After reading of your victory,it gives me hope that my vexatious class- action against air-freshener companies (ViPoo,I’m looking at you) that promise to mask the smell of my veggie tindaloo washed down with Guiness next day shite will be a success.
As you say C.C.,a small victory,but an important one.
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But they’re STILL showing it performing impossible feats of cleaning. Maybe it really does work these days?
I bought some when it first came out and it was shite, even less effective than cheap washing up liquid! Wouldn’t risk being fooled a second time…
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Impossible feats of cleaning must also include those vacuum cleaner ads.
The ones with motors so powerful they can remove recently dropped talcum powder of a highly polished kitchen floor tile.
Amazing.
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Talking of cunts with vacuum cleaners? That cunt from the G-Tec air ram ads really boils my piss! Apparently he’s called ‘Gary’s and used to be a designer for Dyson? Obviously thinks he can make it on his own? What a load of shite! Looks and sounds like a right fucking Gary to me?
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I’m waiting for the cunt to produce a high power all singing, all dancing, full on bells and whistles super duper lithium powered fanny hammer.
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Until the ladies started getting uppity us chaps didnt know the names of any cleaning products how i long to return to the good old days.
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Never heard of soap Civvydog?
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I take the older view that u can be to clean, i dont think ive had clean hands since i first stood behind an anvil in 1975
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Agree 100% on being too clean – got to keep the old immune system on its toes!
Still feel the need to wash my hands after a dump though, soft southern cunt that I am…
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Apparently the only news worthy of broadcasting on both BBC and Sky this morning is the fucking weather.
It’s a bit colder than usual and there is a bit of ice and snow. But that’s all.
Quite why it is necessary for clips of broadcasters one after the other to be shown standing in a snowy field with the wind blowing god only knows.
Birmingham correspondent shown in a studio standing in front of about a dozen traffic cameras, with no snow or congestion to show, ie nothing of fucking interest at all.
Fuck knows how this country would manage in the event of a serious calamity. Peoples from truly cold countries must be pissing themselves as to how pathetic this country is.
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No it isn’t. Heseltine was wheeled on Today to spout Remoaner bollocks with no counter argument.
He seems to welcome Steptoe as PM if it keeps the gravy train on track.
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I would advise Heseltine to be very careful what he wishes for. If the Komodo Tendency manages its coup correctly, he’ll be first against the wall. Say what you like about Labour, it is NOT a united party.
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Yes, they’ve still got two principled Leave MPs.
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Quite enough, given the calbre of the rest.
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Heseltine, doddering old cunt – the BBC regard that as totally unbiased. Has anyone heard the constant trailer for the fucking Now Show which comes back tonight for its umpteenth series. More arselicking poofters and the right on PC bilge.
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How the fuck did we conquer the planet and run the Empire it beggars belief that we are descended from those same heroes.
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…..and ALBBC radio 2 praising all the cunts in 4×4’s who went out of their way to pull us normal car drivers out of the snow.
Gotta be a few of them on the new years honours list? What a pile of pants!
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WTF is Cillit Bang? I’m so glad I don’t have a TV. Really, so much boiling piss is self-inflicted. When someone tries to sell you the mass media, Just Say No.
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Specialist work,B+Wc, I salute you. I thought that I was a fairly intolerant kind of a Cunt, liable to get aerated at the least provocation ,but you’ve swept into a commanding lead with this Cunting. I’d actually gone through life totally unaware of the sheer Magnificence of a Cunt that is Barry Scott
I shall keep a close eye on him from now on.
🙂 .
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I nominated the cunt last year! Perhaps my write up was a little too on the sketchy side for admins…
Shitcake Baker on October 23, 2017 at 11:59 am said:
I would like to nominate Barry Scott for a contract killing…
BANG! And the cunt is gone!
Under http://is-a-cunt.com/2017/10/peoples-rights/
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BANG? You were going to have him shot? 😱
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Ideally. But I wasn’t holding my breath.
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Stabbing would work. Bludgeoning would work. Drowning would work. Hit by a car…pushed out a window…poisoned…strangled…anything but shooting.
😱
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Are we being divided by a common language again General? Or maybe you’ve seen the light and gone soft on guns…
“Weeee!!!” There it goes again – a little pig with wings!
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No, I haven’t gone soft on guns and I don’t know if we’re being divided or not. From the nature of your posts I thought there was a squadron of aerial swine circling the Baker residence.
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Good evening General. Or afternoon I expect in your neck of the woods.
Have you not heard the expression ‘Pigs will fly”, in reference to things that are never likely to happen? Things like General Cuntster going soft on guns for instance?
It was only one little pig General – unfortunately it flew off to market well before I got my popgun down from the loft.
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There’s a song in that…
https://chascmusic.wordpress.com/2018/02/27/shooting-for-pork/
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Good evening Mr. Baker..who is a Psychiatrist… I can’t very well say good evening Psychiatrist Baker…
Yes, even here in the backwater that is the United States, I have heard the expression “when pigs fly.”
I’m well aware that with regard to what you thought was the softening of my position, you were referring to one measly little pig sprouting wings and taking to the sky in flight.
However, my reference was to your “alleged” support of gun usage. More than a simple switching of position…that would amount to a complete turn about worthy of any elected politician here in the states or there in kingdom…which in turn would result not in one measly little pig flying harmlessly about…but rather an entire squadron of aerial swine reconnoitering the target area…i.e. the Baker residence…before dropping a load of manure on it’s otherwise stately and pristine grounds.
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Call me Shitcake General.
Btw, I’m beginning to think there may be some truth in this ‘divided by a common language’ bollocks.
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Dick, Is that new avatar Prince Prospero or the Witch Finder General ? Not that it matters much as they were both delightfully evil cunts.
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Witchfinder General, J.C….I did consider one or two alternatives,but with me it has to be “all done in the best possible taste.”
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An excellent choice.
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Quite so. It’s heart warming to know that even in this world of premier league cunts there remains no place to hide for the non league cunts. In the glorious halls of ISAC, no cunt is too big or too small.
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How’s it going S.E?
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Hi D.F. I’ve been moving house. What a cunt of a job that is….
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Cheers Dick Fiddler, it’s sometimes good to cunt the annoying cunts who on their very small way add to the stress of everyday life.
I fear Barry Scott will be on our screens for a long time yet, selling us this overpriced shit. The cunt.
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When Barry Scott first ‘came out’ I thought he was one of those company directors who seem to imagine they have enough screen presence to front their own adverts (like that wet drip GTech cunt). I’m always surprised no one has the balls to tell them that they’re damaging their own brand.
Barry Scott is a legend though. He looks like he actually drinks the fucking stuff as well, because he’s visibly looking quite poorly now. Or perhaps the antipsychotic medication is taking its toll. Either way, hats off to you Barry, you’ll be missed when you eventually depart this unforgiving earth.
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I always imagined he was some regional ‘Kilroy’ type on amphetamines, attempting to gain national recognition advertising a miracle cleaning product. He took me in. Once. But I was so much younger then…
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Next to those shitty adverts for furniture and sofas in the land of the permanent sale, and cheap music this Cillit Bang wanker must be the biggest cunt in adland., a close runner up to those effeminate arseholes who swoon and shreik falsetto as they sing about an airline – the sound is so fucking awful I have actually never seen what it is advertising
I would never buy their product because I would always hear his tendentious hectoring voice. I wish the brand would go bust but then the motherfucker would probably advertise that one that kills 99% of all known germs – but when he has had his arse on the shitter there would probably be a few unknown germs as well.
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Conclusive proof that students are now complete cunts… We all know chavs exist and that they are mostly scum, but it’s not up to the posho slags of a university hockey team to take the piss… I dislike chav Britscum as much as the next man, but these student cunts now have a Cameronesque hatred of anyone working class and a love of everything ‘diverse’ (ie: black, tranny, EU, or peaceful)… Too gutless and ‘aware’ to take the piss out of blagslag migrants or terrorist loving peacefuls, so they have a ‘chav night’ thinking a bashing of white working class wouldn’t be noticed… I would put every single one of these trust fund daddy’s girl cunts on a council estate and next door to a lecherous peaceful cab driver gang… See how the daft slags would like that, eh?…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-43227761
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Ok, maybe they’re cunts, but look at the sanctions imposed on the club. THAT is the really cuntish part of the story. “We disapprove, and therefore we will self-righteously fuck you up the arse”. CUNTS!!!!!
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Sadly too true, f.
Another nail in the coffin for freedom of speech.
Brought to this increasingly joyless world by humourless bastards..And let’s face it, NOBODY but nobody is going to risk having a go at camelfucking cunts and the Ropeys as it’s now a hanging offence, almost…
I was at Leeds, difficult to imagine it being full of poshos…
It has never been in the Durham or Exeter league, which caters for those attracted to “collegiality”, rather than bog-standard halls. Hockey teams usually just muscle-y, possibly dyke-y…
Sorry, Norm, nothing personal !
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No worries… I was at Manchester Met and was one of about half a dozen real Mancunians of working class stock… A lot of the other students weren’t ‘posh’ but they had rich parents and were generally twats in their designer student gear and cuntish habits… They were either pathetic in trying to be working class (or should I say intrigued by the ‘novelty’ of it), or they looked down on the ordinary folk of Oxford Road (unwise, as slaps were dished out when they asked ordinary working Mancs if they could sell them any drugs)… These are the sort of cunts that probably make up that Leeds hockey team… For some reason, a lot of the MMU student twats were kids of rich North Eastern and Geordie businessmen… Laughable how they all suddenly were Sunderland or Toon supporters when they arrived in Mcr. but it turned out they were clueless knobheads who were playing at being football fans and ‘riff-raff’… These cunts were also a mugger’s paradise: with their expensive ski jackets, stupid baggy keks, flash rucksacks and twatty haircuts…
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I would enjoy seeing a mugger stealing a snowflake’s hair. Do they do it with a knife, scissors or just a hearty tug in Manchester?
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More student cuntery… Metrolink was down on Wednsday, so got the bus into Deansgate… Needless to say the bus was chocka and seats were scarce… Most normal working people and OAPs were sound and helped each other out, but the student twats who either put their feet or backpack on the isle seat made my piss reach lava temperature…. One woman, who I see regularly as she works near me in Quay Street, stood while some little student fanny totally ignored her as he pissed about on his phone and had his feet on the seat she should have been sat on… She’s a nice but polite lady, and she looked at me in frustration as I was sat at the back of the bus… I had my eye on the little ginger cunt already, so I was well up for it… After he ignored her for about the tenth time I slapped the back of his stupid head and told him to get some manners… There was a bit of whining and a gargantuan classic student snowflake sulk, but he needed telling and he wasn’t going to take me (or anyone) on at 8am… Not that this is a rare thing though… Most of them are thoughtless, selfish, ignorant, phone fucking, inconsiderate cunts… Never been said ‘No’ to, that’s the trouble with these cunts…
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And another thing… Why do these student fannies have ‘Che’ badges, patches, or backpacks?! When they don’t even know who the murdering dago cunt is or what he got up to (ie: loads of killing, which he openly enjoyed)?…. I know radical chic has always been in vogue with these student knobheads, but these are the sort of cunts who would have a Ted Bundy wanted poster up just to appear ‘radical’ or ‘shocking’…. Students 2018 are cunts!
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Bloody well done !!
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My only body decoration is a tattoo…
J S Bach, done in 2000, the 250th anniv. of his birth.
Somebody hasn’t told the studenty shops that Che is old news… and TOTAL lack of imagination.
“You’re one of the sheeple, then…OK, you’re going to need a Che badge.”
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Sorry. Anniv. of JSB’s death. Am I a daft cunt.
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Your heart’s in the right place, and I hope the tattoo’s somewhere near it!
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Top of left arm, Komodo…(I would have said “biceps”, but that’s a bit fantasist these days !!)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDn7kNOZ-E0
Since it’s a cold night, get the circulation going…
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Barry Scott is the sort of cunt you see at Sunday open markets surrounded by thick Chavs believing his Snide product is heaven sent. He will have it all set up on a pasting board and a video playing on a loop showing the horrible Spiv on Tv. He will be camped up right next to the Asian boys that sell appalling 80’s cheap leather Jackets. A right fucking low affair.
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Shitcake,
Bullocks is not a word used in the states. As you are using it, I understand it mean an expression of contempt. That’s offensive. We use bullshit here in the states in a similar manner…not precisely…but close.
As for some other the differences:
Our politicians run for office…yours stand.
A fag to us is a male homosexual. To you it’s a cigarette.
No one in the states ever boils his piss or has his piss boiled. Something can however, frost my ass.
To knock someone up is to impregnate them.
If I’m pissed, I’m angry. If you’re pissed, you’re drunk.
Your football is our soccer.
A fiver is a fin. A 20 is a sawbuck. A 100 is a “C note” or a Benjie. No matter what denomination they’re referred to as bucks. You say quid.
We have buddies. You have Mates. Mates to us is a sailor with a trade…gunners mate…boatswain’s mate et cetra.
It’s dinner time or supper time or lunch time…never tea time. One does not call little Tommy Atkins in to have his tea. One calls little Joey in for supper.
In the bag can mean…it’s something easily accomplished…or wearing a uniform.
I’m sure we could go on and on.
Honest misunderstandings happen all the time with posts. You can’t see or read the person and words are often taken literally. That’s why I often use emojis because my American wit and wisdom…perhaps humor is a better word…can more easily be misunderstood. Especially, given the difference in the vernacular usage. That difference is real and not bullocks.
I’m just hear to have some fun and get a few laughs. If I offend you…then piss off. That meaning should be clear enough even for you.
No emojis needed.
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Fuck me, where did that come from? You lost your marbles or summat General? Don’t recall you ever offending me, in fact I thought we quite enjoyed each other’s contributions. Shows just how wrong you can be sometimes. Bullocks? Won’t trouble you again.
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Shitcake,
I don’t intend to get into a pissing match with you. (That’s a vulgar and pointless contest that neither party can win and makes both parties look bad.)
I told you where it came from. You’re a smart guy. You understood what I meant.
Respond…don’t respond…suit yourself. But your passive/aggressive bullshit can sometimes be…bollucks.
Note: To all others:
Sorry I didn’t respond earlier. The weather here is so nice that I went across the road, got the neighbor boys, and took them into the field so they could shag some flies. 😱. 🤔 😎
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Whoever or whatever you are, suggest you find some other sucker to troll.
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None of my business, freely admitted in advance, but the US sense of humour is as different from the UK one as some of its etymology, SB. What I’m seeing from here is mutual – stress mutual – misunderstanding, not trolling.
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@Komodo
Shitcake uncharacteristically absent… no posts since yesterday morning… have a feeling he may have been blocked (temporarily, along with the General?) while the mods check out possibility of trolling. Sure otherwise he would have replied to your insightful comment before now…
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@Komodo…and Willie
As you can see I’ve not been banned. I’ve chosen not to participate until this situation cools down.
Suffice to say I think Komodo has made a point. I began using the paraphrase because I wasn’t sure I was interpreting some remarks correctly and I wanted to avoid any misunderstandings.
As for being checked out…me or ScB…I have no idea. I have noticed none of my Cunt nominations are being posted but I don’t know if that’s related.
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@GC
We can confirm that you have noms in the posting queue or still on the noms page awaiting us catching up with scheduling.
We delete noms from that page after they’re processed but they don’t appear immediately.
Hope that clarifies?
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Why do yanks ‘fix’ breakfast, is it broken?
I just cook mine
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Since you asked…I’ll answer…especially, since it’s a good example.
To “fix” can mean to repair or mend.
Mostly in the southern US it can also mean to prepare or to make ready. “I’ll fix breakfast.”., I’ll fix drinks” etc.
In that same vein you also hear…I’m fixin’ to go to the store. Or to discipline children, “I’m fixin’ to take that phone away.”. (Modern day PC version. In my day it was I’m fixin’ to give you a whippin’.).
In the black community it is used the same way but it is a different dialect. ” I finna go da stoe”. Or the plural…”We be finnin’ go ta Church”
Fix can also mean to illegally, unethically, or immorally determine the outcome of something…a sporting event, an election…or really anything where people compete.
“That fight was fixed!” Or “The fix is/was in.”
It can also mean to get even with someone for a wrong done to you. “I’ll fix that son-of-a-bitch.”…or ” I’ll fix his ass!”.
You don’t hear it much any more but it can mean to be in a bad situation. “I’m in a real fix.”
Speaking of bad situations it can also mean to put together or to set up like on a date like…”I’ll fix you up with my wife’s sister”. Yikes! Run for the fucking hills! This bitch is probably a hot mess!
Or it can mean to make well. “Take this…it’ll fix you right up.”
It can also mean to be obsessed with something…although I think this is short for fixated. In a similar and commonly used version it’s to aim or focus. “I fixed my sights on that goat fucker and shot him in the ass.”
Some of these may be used the same way or have similar meanings in the UK but you get the idea.
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Thanks for clearing that up mate
wish I’d never asked now, I feel a right cunt
i’m gonna go see my dealer and get a fix
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Rule number 1. Never ask a question if you don’t want to hear the answer.
😁
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