Russians

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Russians are cunts, all of them. I just recently got back from 6 months in Thailand (Pattaya, shit hole) and the place is infested with Russian cunts. Huge brutes with shaven heads and covered in tattoos. And that’s just the women! Pig ignorant and arrogant as fuck, on one occasion I was actually pushed out of the way by a gang of the cunts. The women are chisel faced shrews with an expression like a bulldog chewing a wasp licking a nettle and the kids are noisy little cunts allowed to run riot and do exactly what they like. My apartment was opposite a Russian prostitutes, typical hard faced scrawny blond cunt. She would often just leave bags of garbage outside her door instead of walking 15 meters to put it down the garbage chute. Then she would leave her door open and play loud music while cooking something that smelled like fried onion mixed with dog shit. In her favour she never brought any of her clients back, at least she knew not to shit on her own doorstep but even a dog has sense enough not to do that.

I have never met a nice Russian, never.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.

51 thoughts on “Russians”

  1. Having never met a Russian, I can’t comment on their personalities but I don’t trust people who’s eyes are too close together.

  3. Russkies always seem to have square skulls and heavy lower jaws. Surely they must be anatomically different to say European caucasians?

    I too have never met one, but every Russian I have ever seen has a head shaped like a fucking Rubik’s Cube. Wasn’t the cunt who invented that from around that part of the world?

  4. 97% are creaky-faced, cold-hearted peasants who’d sell their last finger for glass of cheap vodka and a plate of poorly-cooked potatoes; the other 3% are exploitative oligarchs on the run who own property in Kensington/Gloucester Road.
    Either are best avoided.

  5. Gotta.second this from my experience.

    It’s as if they are from a culture where wilful delusion and manipulation are the primary motivators to acceptance.

    Sounds like the future world our left leaning chums are trying to create.

    • Didn’t Stalin murder all the intellectuals ? Leaving a bunch of dumb arsed peasants. Hitler called them untermench meaning subhumans

  6. They’ve started turning up where I gi Greece.

    The blokes look like silverback gorillas in Speedos with necklaces that would put Mr T to shame.

    Admittedly some of their birds make me need to lie (uncomfortably) on my front.

  7. The Russians of today, are the product of 100 years of Socialism. Following Catweazel’s election to power ( courtesy of Mrs Jellyfish ) then this is what WE are likely to become.

  8. In my prior horrible world as an accountant, we had to go to Moscow as we were looking to buy some big metal bits that go on cranes. Fucking hell, in the meetings, after every step was agreed, they toasted it with vodka. I could never drink during the day so I had to pretend I had diabetes. On the final meeting one of the cunts fell asleep! We agreed the contract, about $2 million so not massive but not insignificant either. They gave us a gift wrapped box to say thank you for the contract. When we got back to the hotel and opened it, it was $10,000 in cash.

    Corruption is everywhere. If you buy a ticket for the tube in English you get charged more than if you order in Russian.

    The hotel was expensive and shit.

    God knows what will happen at the World Cup. Wouldn’t be surprised if there are deaths.

    • Any English fans thinking about going to the World Cup in Russia need their fuckin heads examined, expressly targeted by Russian hooligans who don’t differentiate between a man with his wife/ child / just a normal fan to an English football hooligan could find themselves getting an absolute pasting!! And don’t expect too much sympathy from the police!!
      I’ve been unfortunate to meet many Russians on holiday and they are indeed Cunts!!

  11. I once went out with a Russian bird. She worked for an American company in London selling oil exploration equipment to the Ruskies. She was fiercely anti Communist and used to tear me off a strip when I referred to Russian cities by their commie names.
    I once asked her about Russian attitudes towards benders.
    “They do not go to prison anymore” she said.
    No, I mean what about 2 poofs holding hands in the street? She looked at me like I was mental and said, “Oh no…..someone would kill them.”
    Anybody who wasn’t white was the scum of the earth in her eyes. She expected money to be showered on her at every turn which is why, eventually, she kicked my tight arse down the road. Very enthusiastic in the sack and the best tits i’ve ever come across (pun intended)
    That’s my only personal experience of Ivan but I wouldn’t trust them as far I can gob.

  12. I’ve never met a Russian but plan to remedy that. I’ve joined an online marriage bureau that specialises in Russian girls. I was a member of a service that provided Asian brides,but I didn’t think that they would be sufficiently robust to withstand a full-frontal Fiddler fucking.
    I’ve got my eye currently on a 6 foot,dark-haired,24 year old teacher by the name of Olga. She’s from Volgograd and tells me that her Babushka was a lovely looking bit of stuff who went out with the top Russian sniper during the defence of Stalingrad. Apparently he had quite the joust with the top German sniper who was sent in to get him. What the fuck what happened in Leningrad has to do with a girl from Volgograd is a mystery to me,but I’m not going to argue,if Olga looks like her Granny does in the photo after a wartime siege,she should be able to withstand my love manoeuvres.
    I’ve arranged to meet her and her extended family (apparently she has 4 shaven-headed,ex-spetsnaz brothers) when the football World Cup is on. I’m going to put on my Ingerland shirt and stand shouting “Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough” at every bunch of bald Russkis that I meet(apparently Russians have a tremendous sense of humour), I bet her brothers’ll think I’m a typical effete Englishman,but that’ll lull them while I woo their sister.
    Can’t wait…a new bride AND England winning the World Cup…Happy Days.

  13. I sat in a restraunt in greece with my girlfriend with a little party of rusians on the table next to us, to say they were giving it large is an understatment, the guys were all out to impress their girls.
    the girls left there table and one said to the other, “I am going to take sasha back to the apartment” the other one said ” No dont leave me here on my own anything could happen!” I almost burst out laughing.
    They are pack animals, big with suport, fuck all on their own.

  14. you are thinking about the export models, a real russian girl can work double shifts down a coal mine, make you dinner and has a beard thet puts father christmass to shame.

    • I used to get emails with links to a site wanting GB men to take on Russian beauties, marry & remain married for minimum period of a year for a healthy fee.

      You could also ask anything of her during this time while with her.

      I wonder if a courting period followed by a marriage with a good daily skull fucking session would have got one killed by a nice radioactive cup of tea in the end or a friendly parting handshake as you collected the final installment?

  15. Mrs Stroker likes to watch a programme called something like GP’s, Behind Closed Doors (or something like that). Happened to watch a couple of minutes yesterday.

    A really fat Eastern European wpman was sitting on a chair alongside her young son. At the counter was her ignorant fucking husband who was being reprimanded by one of the GP staff for being rude and shouting bad language at the staff.

    He carried on shouting and would not shut the fuck up nor accept the situation even when told that because of the family’s actions the surgery would have to allocate 6 appointment slots just to fit his wife and son in.

    Blamed the surgery for not providing an interpreter, then demanding one pointing his finger at the GP representative in a threatening manner who was trying to resolve the situation. How he did not tell the offensive cunt to fuck off or give him a slap I will never know.

    By this time I was standing up and shouting at the tv, my wife telling me to calm down.

    Earlier another Eastern European single male also needed to see a GP. When asked why he was on the U.K. said that this was such a big country (???), with a lot of opportunity. Nothing about all the benefits and all the free stuff we give to scrounging cunts like him.

    Fucking scrounging Eastern Europeans cunts who are the in the U.K. demanding stuff and Fuck us for being so polite and giving it to them.

    Fuck off back to where you came from, we dont want you here.

    • As with the non ending bleating we hear every day on the news regarding cuts to police, NHS, social care etc how many millions are spunked up the wall on interpreter fees?

      I’ll tell you how much because I have just looked, up to £475 for a full day and £90ph thereafter. Right, off to brush up on my Urdu and Polish, “me speekee no English” is music to my ears.

      • This makes my piss boil!!! I had endless foreign cunts coming in, all demanding Language Line which as you rightly say is fucking explosives to your budget. I was obliged to oblige the fuckers at the tax payers expense , because of the contractual detail of the G4S Contract.

        What the ignorant fucking Contract Monitors overlook is that most of the translation services are either owned by G4S, or G4S are the principal investor.

        Imagine 100 detainees a day, all of whom required translation services!!!?

        Most were fucking time wasters, demanding MRI scans for fuck all in articular , worms, and fucking arseful of piles!

        Cunts, cunts, cunts.

      • What’s the bet that the most popular languages were Polish, Romanian, Somalian, Albanian, Lithuanian, Persian and Nigerian?

    • Yet the cunts have the cheek to say migration has absolutely nothing to do with difficulties getting an appointment at your G.P.

      More people = More Patients = More Illnesses = More G.P’s = More G.P Surgeries, Supporting services (District nurses, health visitors, care workers, mental health, drugs & alcohol counseling etc) & Hospitals.

      None of these resources is increasing to cope with demand.

      The only sector that’s keeping up with demand is the dispensing pharmacies, with the largest conveniently sorting its taxes out in Switzerland while the government allow prescriptions to be redeemed at this retailer.

      Let’s feel good?

      Let’s use an other pharmacy that doesn’t bite the hand that feeds it. One that pays back into the government instead of taking what it can and fucking off with it.

  16. Long over due cunting concerning Russians. Those selfish oafish cunts are located on every package holiday now.
    I had a fuckin horrible experience when they stayed at the same Hotel as me in Tunisia , the same hotel that had a visit from a peaceful type a couple of years back. Anyway Skidmark was spot on with his observation on Russians. They would fight in the dinner lounge , little kids would be petrified, and the women were just as bad shoving you out the way so they could get at the food. One bitch instead of cutting a piece of strawberry gateaux she would scrape off all the strawberries and cream and just leave the sponge. Mrs Fistula is Polish and boy do the Poles hate the Russians and for good reason. She said to me imagine a nation that’s full of the most violent arrogant Chavs you could imagine and their you have it.

  17. Don’t know any Russians. They do seem like cunts but living in the sticks that doesn’t affect me and they don’t go to my particular holiday spot.
    I do know that they went from a rotten, violent monarchy to a rotten violent dictatorship to a rotten violent gangster state. So they are consistent.

    • They were right cunts when Rocky went to train to fight Ivan Drago, that’s enough for me.

  18. My dad worked in Moscow for a while yonks ago. He told us kids that life was pretty tough for the locals. If they had a relative who lived outside of Moscow and they wanted to visit them, they had to apply for a permit to do so. My dad and his work mates were escorted everywhere they went by an official of the Russian government. All very claustrophobic.

    On a lighter note, only 2 days to go at my wanky job and so far, the cunts who work around me have remained stab free. We’ll see how today pans out.

  19. Worse thing that ever happened was that Gorbachev cunt and the collapse of the so-called Red Menace… Because worse than the Russians themselves are your Sub-Ivans, who now plague our green and not so pleasant: Ukranians, Georgians, Armenians and .Azerbaijan cunts… Along with the obligatory Romanian filth, the ex-USSR mob account for most of the eurovermin that now infests every town centre, NHS establishment, shopping centre, benefits office and high street in England… I mean, where do you think that Kardashian scum came from?….

    • They’re just the advance guard, the Trojan horse. Putin quietly biding his time, waiting for Komodo to say the word…

      • Seriously, for all that Russians are cunts, and collectively, they are, and for all that I’d fucking hate to live in Russia under him, I’d rather be working for Putin than any Western politician. Knows what he wants. Thinks. Gets it.

      • Glad you took my gentle dig in good heart K.

        Agree entirely that we need a leader who “Knows what he wants. Thinks. Gets it.” Just not a psychopathic, money grubbing, dictatorial, narcissistic cunt like Putin, imho.

        Blair was bad enough. Never mind, scorched earth sooner or later either way…

        Yow – nearly time for elevenses!

      • …psychopathic, money grubbing, dictatorial, narcissistic cunt like Putin…

        Phew. I thought you were going to say Trump, there….No, I respect the fact that Putin has an IQ greater than a house brick, and probably owns Trump’s ass.

      • It’s possible Pukin could own everyone’s ass, being richer than Soros & Gates combined. But I doubt it somehow. Unfortunately for him he’s still just another tin pot dictator of a country whose economy is barely the size of Italy.

        But agree, his IQ probably is slightly greater than a house brick. Or approximately one peanut, possibly. Ego size of the Kremlin makes up for that minor shortcoming though.

    • the world was definitely a better place when the iron curtain was still up. Fuck them all.

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