Russian Olympic ban


What a fucking farce the supposed ban on Russia competing in the winter Olympics has been!

The IOC ban Russia from the competition on the grounds of systematic state doping, but it’s alright for the athletes to take part anyway as long as they don’t wave the Russian flag or play the Russian anthem. Result? The athletes turn up and win loads of medals.

Then the cunts get all upset because the IOC refuse to let them march under a Russian flag at the closing ceremony. After all, only two more of the ‘non-Russians’ taking part failed dope tests. So that’s alright then?

Listen you cunts! A ban is a ban – not a pretend ban – a fucking ban.

This was not a ban. This was a farce. A fudge. A work around.

Fucking spineless cunts at the IOC caving in to Putin.

IOC, the world is laughing at you. No wonder your logo has been added to the Wall of Cunt1

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60 thoughts on “Russian Olympic ban

  1. Would it not be simpler (and fairer) just to ban all athletes that do not take drugs? Then the IOC wallahs can get some nice payola from the boys in the Medellin Clan and a bullet in the head if they step out of line. Sport For All. Drugs For All. You know it makes sense.

  2. It is a cop out dio.

    Seems a bit like saying that you’ve given up smoking when actually all you’ve done is changed brand.

    Quite how “banned” athletes can still compete is a mystery.

  3. Nice one Dio!

    That these IOC cunts feel compelled to appease Putin, a psychopathic multibillionaire tin pot war criminal dictator of a country whose failing economy is barely the size of Italy’s, would be beyond comprehension were it not for the fact that ALL these World organisations are terminally mired in corruption from arsehole to breakfast time.

    • Nice potted biog orf Putin. Just the job to lead us out to BREXIT. Wish we had old snake eyes instead orf Maggie May. Now if only we could get her chemically enhanced. Bingo!!!!

      • Presume you mean someone similar to ‘old snake eyes’, rather than the UK becoming part of Greater Russia or summat?

        Mind you, the way things are going that particular scenario may not be far off, assuming the snowflakes get their man into No.10

  4. Im lucky in the fact ive been a sport hater since birth it joins my loathing of actors,singers, artists, fecking dancers etc anything with star or Celebrity attached. Wouldnt suprise me if one day the cure for cancer is found and it would be announced on page 20 of the paper because the front pages would be covering the “news” that some fuckwit “star” has had a muddy fart. Thats how mad things are now fucking hate it all. I long for a time when real people and proper achievements are celebrated again .

    • Call me a cunt, but I believe a number of cures have been identified, however it doesn’t fit the one world agenda to make it readily availability to the digital sheep.

      Look at the global pharmaceutical industry and the over the counter cough and cold remedies. None of them work or even relieve the symptoms… Yet we continue to spend millions in order to feel better….

  5. Do you really see Putin and his gang of thugs as some beacon of freedom and democracy, or am I missing something somewhere?

    • MSM narrative on Russia is of no interest to me. ‘Newspapers’ don’t exist in my universe, ABBC /Sky avoided whenever possible, everything else taken with a skip load of salt.

      Pootin’ has been on my radar for many years now. I’m old enough to know a dangerous cunt when I see a dangerous cunt. Just as Churchill did when the MSM thought Hitler was such a wonderful guy. Some on here probably still think he was. And Stalin.

      Strong men! Never mind that they were also homicidal maniacs.

      Thank God (yes I know, he/she/it is dead) ISAC is not an echo chamber. Not that we’d be allowed to write any of this stuff if Putin had his way.

      Thanks for the links Mike, but I followed those cuntings closely first time around – always good to read your stuff though.

    • I agree mike but I still don’t trust him.
      We keep having to scramble our jets and their cyber cunts are always banging on the door.
      China are cunts too.

      In fact fuck it. Everyone is a cunt. Even us.

    • At the risk of the ire of other fellow cunters I agree with your every word Mike, in view of the last cunted Hirsch, (just read her twitter feed – jesus we are fucked, I must remind my white arsed kids to catch up on some blambo beatings and be a bit harsher on the cotton pickers, oh wait – I never owned any slaves and she never picked no cotton) and the cunt in Gods waiting room Soros. Bent as the Ruskies are and always have been I admire their line in the sand. Don’t like us? Well don’t expect us to change for you, and if you do expect us to you can fuck off or we will fuck you off. I have a healthy respect (and a touch of fear) for their armed forces particularly the Specials. After encountering 14 of their Spetsnaz in a bar in Carcassone one evening in 1981 along with a few French paras from the local jump school and a handful of Legionnaires thrown in for good measure from a course at nearby Aubagne they are as good as their word – they don’t take no shit from anyone. With a few exceptions we don’t have that kind of spirit here and what there is of it is in small portions. I admire the Ruskies for that alone, the ability to say no and actually mean it and fuck off if you don’t like it. Was a time when we rowed our own boat and meant it too. No more sadly.

      • Despite serious misgivings, re: Putin and his murderous autocratic regime, I agree with everything you say about the Russians Cunto, they have qualities much to be admired and many we would benefit from if emulated in today’s UK. Similarly the Chinese.

        But their systems of government?

        Freedom of speech and Democracy are non-negotiable as far as I’m concerned.

    • MO, I’m with you on this.
      At least the Russians and E Europeans are at least nominally Christian.
      OK, my arse doesn’t polish any pews on a regular basis, but sooner Vlad than some rug & bum sniffing raghead as world leader.
      Also, E European contribution to world culture is not inconsiderable, whereas slime culture is only likely to be found on an ageing goat ballsack forgotten at the back of a fridge.

  6. Everything Russia does is crooked. It is a Mafia state. State sponsored drugs, murders, hacking, crime syndicates, independent country take-overs. They should be banned from everything, including the fuckwitted decision to give them the World cup.
    Nuke the cunts while we still can. Or at least the Donald can. You know it makes sense.

    • And to say it’s fighting globalism is naive in the extreme. It couldn’t exist without global markets for its raw materials, arms and probably beetroot too. Its doughty fighters of globalism can’t wait to salt away their profits via the London Cash Laundrette in invisible offshore accounts or Western property. Russian oligarchs are at least as venal and opportunistic as Western ones, and suffer only the slight disadvantage of having to keep Putin happy…financially and politically…or risk something nasty in their tea.

      Look out for who gets the contracts to rebuild Damascus etc if you doubt that.

      • I don’t have stereotypical political opinions, SB. My carefully assembled set of prejudices owes as much to the Spectator as the Guardian. You’ll find me on the left when people who can’t fight back are being fucked over, and on the right when they’re fucking me over. I think it’s called invincible cynicism.

  7. I wonder if the Spacclympics has drug testing? I knew a mongel kiddy once who was extremely strong,but I don’t think that he was on performance-enhancing drugs…in fact I think his parents gave him some kind of drug to quieten him down. Be a bit of a rum do if the handicapped athletes had to be taken off their drugs to enable them to compete at their maximum output.

  8. The IOC gets mega bung money from many of its members, and the sale of television rights swells the trousers enormously. Banning Russia completely was shutting of the television income from the ruskies, and missing out on mega payola from one of its oldest members.
    The whole gamut of sport is cash orientated and is a commercial enterprise . The IOC are world leaders in shaving off the dosh, and are evrey bit as corrupt as FIFA.

    The whole fucking issue is a cuntload of fanny hair, and in particular, that twat Sebastard Coe the toss pot arsehole.

  9. The IOC

    Athletics version of FIFA.

    A ban should mean a ban, if a country is excluded then so should all of the athletes from that country.

    The Court of Arbitration should never have overturned the IOC’s lifetime ban on the 28 Russian athletes. The IOC rightly said this decision “may have a serious impact on the future fight against doping”. Everyone knows that performance enhancing drugs have been going on in Russia for years.

    Famous athletes such as:

    Sonya Switchpissova (Don’t miss her trademark move, the squat and thrust, as she emerges from the cubicle and thrusts someone else’s urine into the lab assistants hands)
    Mikhail Dummiprik (Incredible accuracy s fills his beaker from a record breaking 20 metres away, using someone else’s urine stored in a fake plastic penis)
    Sasha Runoff (The fastest woman on the planet, see h break the world record for jumping out of the window and running a mile as soon as the drugs testers come knocking on her door. should all be banned. An interview with Putin regarding the 2016 Summer Olympics went as follows:

    Q Mr Putin, were you surprised when Russia was allowed to compete by the IOC?
    A No, I always said that the only dopes were on the IOC

    Q Did you think all along that they would accept your case?
    A Of course, it was a strong case with $3m in it

    Q Is Russia strict about taking drugs?
    A Yes, we make sure they right ones

    Q Don’t you think a Russian presence will demean the games?
    A No, it will inject a little unpredictability into the events!

    Q Are you taking the piss Mr Putin?
    A Yes, and then exchanging for clean samples of urine!

    Q I’m sorry to ask this, but why have you got a pistol in your hand?
    A On your marks….get set…. run…!

    Above courtesy of Private Eye (pre Brexit bias) circa August 2016

    Seriously, if the courts do not support and uphold the governing body in the sanctions they apply, the only unsatisfactory response to ensure a completely level playing field is to let everyone take performance enhancing drugs.

    Not an ideal solution by any means but certainly the fairest.

  10. Never forget that the Russkies are protecting us from the evils orf the world with their aged and decrepit nuclear arsenal. They may have gorn doine the khazi as a nation but they still know how to get plastered. This is one orf me favourites
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RJXP1tfSBM
    but plenty more out there, Just do a video search for “Russian drunks”.

    здоровье!

  11. Piers “I’m a Cunt” Morgan now thinks that funding should be stopped for the British winter Olympic team…I’ve got no argument with that,but the fucking two-faced shit-stain thinks that the money should be used for grass-root football. Here’s an idea,you lying bit of scum..how about the grossly over-funded Premier League contributes more to lower level football? Although to be honest,I wouldn’t care if we never had to hear about another over-paid mercenary Premier league footballer in my life.

    Morgan is a wanker and a full-force Cunt.

    • Here here.

      With the amount of money sloshing around in football, I can’t see why we should have to pay for cunts to run after a fucking ball.

      Taxpayers’ hard earned dough should only be spent in the areas that are a priority.

      Crime up. Poverty up. NHS on it’s knees. Housing shortage.
      NO. We should spend our money on finding out who can throw a stick the furthest or slide down a hill the fastest.
      Cunts.

    • As you say, the bloated FA and Premier league should be contributing. But they are too greedy and corrupt to care. As long as they can keep paying stupid prices for overrated wankers to fall and flop they will do so.
      Players, managers, FA are all cunts. Fuck the lot of them and their pathetic beautiful game.
      Bring back Cloughie, the Doc, Shanks, Fagin, Busby. Real managers managing proper teams.
      I also concur that Morgan is a cunt.

      • Re: Overated wankers..

        I went to the sperm donors clinic this morning. A nurse gave me a plastic cup, a DVD, some wipes to clean up and asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.

        I said “I’m good, but I’m not sure that I’m ready for competitive wanking just yet…

      • You have lowered the tone Cuntley, of what was an intelligent and bigoted debate.

      • Did you know Britain entered a team in the last World Wanking Championships.

        Didn’t come anywhere.

      • Yep the FA, Premier League etc are plutonium weapons grade A cunts for sure, but what does that then make the fans who continually fork out obscene amounts of cash to fund the corrupt clubs and all that goes with it?
        Until there is awake up call of monumental proportions and the standiums are empty for every game, and the disgusting SLY Tv and BT subscriptions fall over the fuckers will still carry on with it.
        As for the cunt Penis Morgan saying the grassroots game should be funded from money diverted from other areas of national sporting failiure, well words fuckng fail me.

    • Don’t mind Piers Morgan sometimes however think he is wrong on the grass roots football funding.

      Something seriously wrong with the game if the money does not come from the Premier League.

      There is something seriously wrong with the game, so don’t really care about it anymore, more worthwhile matters to focus on.

      Premiership footballers are all cunts, so are the clubs, the owners, the chairmen, the managers, and the agents.

      All greedy cunts.

      • PM is not too bad… at least he can be variable and inconsistent, which has to be better than on-message, dogma-fuelled brainwash…

  12. Brian Clough as England manager would have won the world Cup but only if he was allowed to do things his way and the corrupt cunts at the FA couldn’t deal with being told they were cunts. Here’s a classic video of Old Big Head. Though there are many more out there.
    https://youtu.be/xoSRiQuk6Zw

      • They broke the mould when Cloughie went. I also went to a sportsman’s dinner where the Doc and Brian Kidd were speakers. Funny and honest as fuck.
        Happy days. Proper managers. Gutsy players.

      • Loved the Doc’s time at United…Met him several times at games and he and Tommy Cav (his No.2) had more rapport with the supporters than that changeable cunt Fergie ever had… Also built arguably still the most fondly remembered side (post 92 fuckwit fans opinions not included!)… Buchan, Sammy Mac, Jimmy Nic, Pancho, Stevie Coppell, Gerry Daly the Grey Ghost, Gordon Hill, Big Jim Holton, Macari, the Greenhoff brothers, Alex Forsythe and his 35 yarders… Great times and the best days, and not a diving cheating fancy dan foreign softarse cunt amongst them…

        Kiddo was an very underrated player and a top bloke… Used to drink with my old man and Fergie also treated Kiddo like crap, the purple nosed Glazer sucking cunt…

  13. Sorry to go off topic but I must say that I had a great laugh last night on red pill Phil’s debate with Toni bugle (English democrats and mothers against sharia).
    I had a couple of comments read out and we all had a great laugh.
    Been following red Pill Phil for a while now. He’s gonna be a working class hero.
    He goes to the veterans against terrorism marches and posts the footage on YouTube and he’s a good bloke.
    For those that don’t know him, here’s a video of him having a “chat” with a Corbyn loving antifa cunt at an anti sharia March.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CStpD3PzPO4

    Red Pill Phil is the man.

    • Every time I hear June sarpong or Afua Hirsch and start to feel racist I just watch this video.
      Phil’s old man came from siera Leone and integrated.
      People like that are more than welcome as far as I’m concerned.
      People like Phil are a great advert for why immigration can be good.

      If guys like him got the publicity instead of the lefties there’d be a lot less racism in this country.

  14. Christ, that little red haired troll was a mouthy cunt. Typical Antifa wankers who think who’s got the biggest gob wins the argument. Gavin McInnes and his Proud Boys organisation take on this vermin Stateside.

  15. The cunt has over a hundred pets (poor cunts). She won’t miss one dog. How many of her chickens have died? More than a few I suspect. Indeed, how many has she eaten? Not one little tear from the daft mare…

  16. Watching last night’s Endeavour on the iplayer (fuck the licence fee) and surprise, surprise its banging on about racism and immigration AGAIN.
    That’s something in every episode so far this series and I’m giving it about 20 mins until the token finger wagging about sexism.
    Stupid question I know. Does everything on TV now have to feature a fucking lecture?

    • Certainly seems that way Mr B.
      Well, as long as it’s a politically correct lefty libtard lesson that is.
      Cunts everywhere.

      • Something in one standalone episode would have been fair enough, but to have it shoehorned clumsily into every plot at some point is just taking the piss.

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