Congratulations to Shaun i.e me who claims his 15th Deadpool victory by picking Zimbabwean opposition leader and former Prime Minister of Zimbabwe Morgan Tsvangirai who died today aged 65.Tsvangirai was a bitter enemy of Robert Mugabe and his opposition to his tyranny regularly put him in hospital courtesy of the army giving him a heavy beating.Tsvangirai lived to see the end of Mugabe`s reign, however, didn`t live to see his obituary.
On to Deadpool 84
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
Shaun`s nominations:
Charlotte Rae
Leah Bracknell
George Alagiah
Big Van Vader (Wrestler)
Shane MacGowan
Olivia Newton John
Robbie Williams
Jeremy Clarkson
Esther Rantzen
Leslie Phillips
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Shaun again? Well played.
Peter Allis
Alan Alda
Donald Sutherland
Bobby Charlton
Jack Charlton
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My current five please i’ll put them down later, Right after I figure out my throbbing brain from my ruptured arsehole Still under the weather I’m afraid
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Will check if they are still available later.
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Ginger Baker
Pope Francis
Roman Polanski
Rick Wakeman
John McCain
1
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
Virginia McKenna
Honor Blackman
George “Johnny” Johnson (Dambuster)
1
June Whitfield
Michael heseltine
Ken Clarke
Windsor Davies
Ray Reardon
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Shaun your scaring me now lol.
my picks are ,
James Earl Jones
Gary Glitter
Robert Duvall
Freddy Foreman
Tim Currie
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King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Julie Goodyear
Bill Treacher
Petula Clarke
Ray Kenned
1
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
1
Hesus fucking Christ! Bastard missed oit agin’.
Sean Connery
Roy Hudd
Rhonda Fleming
Jim Dale
Fenella Fielding
1
Gerald Harper
Bill Maynard
Katie Boyle
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
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Well in kravdarth I was going to nominate Lily cunt allen as she was the first face my hatred brought to me. Well nominated good chap.
I’ll take:
Lewis Hamilton for 3 points please Bill. Spoilt bitch cunt.
That twat off that talk bollocks show. Matthew Wright. Bloody cock muncher.
Cheryl cunt Cole (or whatever the fuck she’s going by these days – determined by what new dong she’s swinging from) CUNT
Richard fucking hammond. Words can not describe. If someone could use an implement from the Dark Souls games to flatten this ant for this one that’d be just dandy.
I was gonna nominate Robbie williams.
Fucking coke ridden harbinger.
But just noticed he’s up there and rightly fucking so.
So instead I’ll take any of the beckhams for 5 points please Bill.
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