Congratulations to Shaun i.e me who claims his 15th Deadpool victory by picking Zimbabwean opposition leader and former Prime Minister of Zimbabwe Morgan Tsvangirai who died today aged 65.Tsvangirai was a bitter enemy of Robert Mugabe and his opposition to his tyranny regularly put him in hospital courtesy of the army giving him a heavy beating.Tsvangirai lived to see the end of Mugabe`s reign, however, didn`t live to see his obituary.
On to Deadpool 84
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
Shaun`s nominations:
Charlotte Rae
Leah Bracknell
George Alagiah
Big Van Vader (Wrestler)
Shane MacGowan
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Nice left hook, Shaun
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Neil Simon
Nile Rodgers
.
0
You have the touch of a Grim Reaper about you Shaun…..Congratulations
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Dear Shaun. Please have Tony Bliar in your noms, given your success rate…
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I will seriously consider it for next time.
4
Dennis Skinner
Afua Hirsch
Chuka Remoana
June Sarpongo
Arthur Scargill
0
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
Ginger Baker
Peter Kaye
Jimmy Greaves
Yeah, I know, i’m a cunt
1
Tessa Jowell
Richard Wilson
Burt Reynolds
Betty White
Cloris Leachman
0
Raul Castro
Tony Bennett
Jill Gascoine
Baroness Trumpington
Arthur Scargill
Good shot,Shaun…. you harbinger of a sudden lack of breath.
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Scargill’s mine, you born again poof!
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That shameless disgrace Shitcake has stolen Scargill.
I’ll have Brendan Foster instead.
2
Lilly Allen
Lilly Allen
Lilly Allen
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You can have Lily Allen two more times if you like.
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I will never have that! I is a poof!
1
Carlos Rocha
Don Leo Jonathan
Dick ‘Destroyer’ Beyer
Danny Hodge
Harley Race
I swear….. if Shaun wins this ISAC Deadpool with that Vader nomination I’m going to be pissed.
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You did drop him in my defence.
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I know, and that’s what would be the most galling part.
You know….. if ISAC existed 10-20 years ago, you would have won the Deapool all the time just on this alone:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_premature_professional_wrestling_deaths
That list is horrifying.
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Billy Graham
Stan Lee
Olivia de Havilland
Peter, Lord Carrington
Pierre Cardin
1
Javier Perez de Cuelar
Vera Lynn
Lloyd Blankfein
George Bush snr
Herman Wouk
1
Why the hell do my posts keep disappearing?
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Don’t know will check when am back on my PC in an hour or so.
2
Ken Dodd
Jerry Maren
Terry Jones
Hardy Kruger
Leslie Phillips
2
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Anthony Hopkins
Michael Caine
2
Murray Walker
Gordon Banks
Jim Bowen
Clive James
Denis Norden
2
Billy Connelly
Phil the Greek
HRH The Queen
Jerry Lee Lewis
Jimmy Carter
2
Fucking corpse stealing cunt Mr Hunt!
Bernard cribbins
Dick van Dyke
Burt Bacharach
Franco Zeferelli
Teddy Johnson
3
Donald Sutherland
Pele
Jimmy Carter
Prince Philipp
Charles aznavour
2
If this crazy cunt joins ISAC he’ll win the Deadpool every fucking time
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/time-traveller-from-2030-passes-lie-detector-test-and-claims-revealing-the-future-could-put-him-in-danger/ar-BBJ5sAy?ocid=spartanntp
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Well in there, Shaun…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Cleo Laine
Pete Murray
Roman Polanski
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Prince Philip AND jimmy Carter taken
Ffs
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Eh, they’re regular nominations for the ‘pool.
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Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Roy Walker
2
Is it just me or are cunts not reading noms ?
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I know I nominated them !!!!!!
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Congrats again Shaun. Reckon poor old Morgan was lucky to live as long as he did, all things considered…
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Dennis Waterman
Judi Dench
Al Leong (actor, martial arts expert and stuntman blah blah etc)
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JC, how I despise that Dame Monkey Wrench woman, fucks up every Chekhov production she’s been in (which is too many)…and she looks like a fucking garden gnome. Greta Scacchi was scorching in Uncle Vanya (although she didn’t play the Uncle. I would have said “obviously”, but fellow cunters have noticed some pervery going on recently…just a little).
2
Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Levi Belfield
Tyson Fury
2
John Virgo
Hulk Hogan
Angela Lansbury
Mary Berry
Jerry Stiller
2
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Former Pope Benedict
3
Robert Wagner
Avigdor Liebermann
Anne Bancroft
Dawn French
Gordon Ramsey
2
Camellaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley
Harriet Harman
Someone’s punched Dawn The Don French…Oh, you’re fucking welcome to the fat, unfunny slag !!
Laura Kuntsberg
Emma Twatson (oh, please…)
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