Does your shit stink?
Afraid of what others may think of your nasty stench as you leave trap #2 at work or in a restaurant?
Then you need “Vipoo”!
A product dreamt up in the land of snowflakes! What you do – just before you’re about to evacuate your bowel – is give a few sprays into the toilet basin, cut one off and YOUR pongy aroma cannot escape, instead YOU leave a nice flowery smell for the next person to make stool on that particular throne.
(As advertised on mainstream TV – I shit you not, pun intended.)
Please note the perfectly formed donut shaped turds and therefore I can only assume are sponsored by Krispy Kreme Donuts (probably taste the same anyway).
The main issue with this product is that YOU fork out a fiver for OTHER people’s benefit!
Socially considerate as that may be, I would think it much more beneficial to have a product that nullifies the rancourous and noxious odour of the filthy cunts leaving a Guinness fuelled “Red October” in the pan 1st thing on a Monday morning at work which takes the whole day to set sail into the depths of the local sewer system!
Also, how is this product going to help when the rumblings downstairs are courtesy of a nice Vindaloo producing little solid matter in a flock of sparrows arrangement?
If I am subjected to stenches that would gag a maggot on a daily basis then I think it only fair that I inflict the same reward on my colleagues who can bask in it for all I care!
A perfectly pointless product for the most pointless folk in society: Generation Snowflake!
Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!
Before christmas, some silly tart was advertising this on TV as being ideal as a christmas present and the daft cunt was seen wrapping them up. Obviously politicians wouldn’t buy them because they are a shower of shit anyway and I’m certain Chuka Umunna would pay good money to smell Tony Blair’s shit. The way motherfucker Chuka has that permanent sniffy look on his ugly mug I suspect he has just shat himself anyway
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See theres been some massive flash floods and mudslides in California so are the right wing Trump supporters going to say as California is a huge left wing libtard sjw hotspot that it was mother natures rage and wrath Jennifer “cum face” Lawrence did when the hurricanes ravaged the southern Trump supporting states. I don’t think they will cos they have a brain and realise people have died and lost everything. The left really are scum and if you hear the shout they spout they actually contradict themselves so much it is like shooting fish in a barrel. Some say lawrences comments were taken out of context or misrepresented but the words slanted towards an anti trump feeling for sure.
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As certain libfuck celebrislags seem to have no brains, I’m waiting for cumdumpster Lawrence to blame Big Don for the mudslides, and Then for Scarlettt Johansscunt to blame Big Don’s daughter…
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Is this the same a Jennifer Lawrence who said about the release of her dodgy online photos;
Anybody who looked at those pictures, you’re perpetuating a sexual offense,” she told Vanity Fair. “You should cower with shame. Even people who I know and love say, ‘Oh, yeah, I looked at the pictures.’ I don’t want to get mad, but at the same time I’m thinking, I didn’t tell you that you could look at my naked body.”
Surely the wisest thing to do is not post dodgy pictures of yourself on the internet in the first place?
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Incoherent, bukake slut-bitch cunt.
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Priceless, isn’t it?… Lectures on morality from a cumdumpster and a total slut…
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Nothing wrong with celebrating the Wicked Witch’ demise, she was a cunt of mega proportions
But, you’re right, Labour are a set of hypocritical lying CUUUUUNTS
Just like the majority of politicians
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