Mr Cuntie Cunt

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I’m going to nominate mr cuntie cunt for a very well deserved cunting.

The cunt’s sentiments are as follows:

“I would like to nominate this site for a long overdue cunting. Childish braindead opinions, unverified claims and subjective truths stated as objective facts, poorly written and constructed, bad grammar, one not even worthy of a nursery school level. For shame! Enough write up for you? Grow-up! Create a grown up site for grown-ups, not one for brainless kiddies or with the mentality of them. Oh yeah, right…”

Right. Where to start on this cunt.

Firstly, why are you here? You are obviously a remoaning, lefty, cock loving “intelectual” that has so much of a life that you have time to frequent a site populated by cunts that you despise, read their comments and then cunt them.

Childish, brain dead opinions?
We form our opinions by the lives that we live.
Some of us live in areas where we’re over run by cunts, have high crime, low employment or seen our entire community handed to immigrants. We don’t blame immigrants, we blame cunts like you.
Cunts that no doubt have delusions of grandeur and think that because you went to uni you are somehow an “elite” and that we must all listen to you and heed your advice. Even though you cunts have fucked every fucking thing you’ve touched in this country and the whole thing is going down the toilet. Probably not for you, but many people are struggling with housing, health, jobs and crime.
So they are entitled to their opinion on those matters.
As are you.
Feel free to enter into a debate.

Unverified claims?
I would ask you to provide some examples of this. Most claims made by cunters are backed up with a link and if you’d like to share any opinion on this site you’re more than welcome. We’re not lefties so we don’t usually cunt those with an opposing point of view. As you’re so polite, I’ll make an exception for you though.
We have brexiteers and remainers on this site, capitalists and socialists. All are welcome.

Subjective truths as opposed to objective facts?
You’re a cunt.
How’s that for an objective fact?

Poorly written?
We’re not writing a poem you cunt.
We just say what we think and no one judges about whether someone has the literary skills of Shakespeare or not. We don’t spit on the working classes here.

I suspect that rather than being pissed off with this site, you’re more pissed about the fact that most of us have an opposing opinion to you and most, not all, voted brexit and are against the rich, crusty and corrupt old cunts at the top of the eu.

Oh and you’re probably thinking I’m an idiot.
Well you’re right. But at least I don’t spend my time on websites I hate, trolling cunts that I don’t even know and thinking I’m better than everyone else coz I’m a stuck up cunt.

I’m an electrician. Nowhere near the cleverest job in the world, but I’m certainally not stupid.
I’m not a literary or oratory master but I don’t care. I’m happy, prosperous and best of all FREE.

You are a cunt.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

Editors’ note :
This cunt is pissed off because he got an email bollocking him for one line nominations. Ironically, he’ll never get to read this ‘cos we banned the cunt!!!

65 thoughts on “Mr Cuntie Cunt”

  1. Oh goodie! Another cunt for the ban queue.

    So why the fuck are you reading it, you prick…!

    • Childish? From someone called Mr Cuntie Cunt ? Priceless.
      Probably a fanboy of someone who’s been nominated….

      • OMG! I did not know this site was a cunting site, I thought it was an alternative Facebook and Twitter site for adults who suffer from Tourette’s. Just goes to show you learn something new every day

      • I am reading this from my safe space because someone today did not ask me for my preffered gender pronouns!

  2. Poorly written, bad grammar….
    So fuckin’ wot…who gives a fuck?
    I don’t think anyone here is hoping for a literary award.
    Why start like that..? You’ve obviously been reading the posts to form an opinion. If it’s that bad you would of fucked off day one.
    So what next..? Some abuse, bit of trolling or just being civil.
    I think Roger Hargreaves has the copyright on your name, it’s a rare book, but it’s out there..

  3. Stick with Twitter cuntie, much more your scene I think.
    No brain dead opinions, fake facts or bad grammar on there. … oh wait.
    Or even better, do the world a favour and just throw yourself off the nearest bridge.

    🙂

    Cunt.

    Sorry is that against site rules?
    Wait … … there.
    Smiley face added.
    All in good humour.

  6. Enjoyed reading that very much Deploy.

    Made my evening in fact!

    Be astonished if it ends up appearing though…

  7. Excellent response, and very well written if I may say so.

    I could not be bothered to spend as much time and effort responding to such a poor nomination.

    • Well I’ve had a couple and I’ve been slogging away on the seo for my new website for hours so I needed a break.

      Cunt deserved it.

      I love ISAC. I don’t get chance to comment sometimes but I always check in to see the latest cunting when I get home.

  8. I luv spellin poorlie and not finkin naffink of it and I like sayin childish idiotic shite and what’s more I know I’m doing it. So fuck off and go and join the fucking Lib Dems. Cunt.

  9. There’s the same percentage of cunts on the internet as in all walks of life. It isn’t really any surprise that this site attracts as many cunts as cunters. Maybe more. I expect that dealing with them takes up most of the admins’ time.
    How about putting up a list of The Banned’? There’s one or two in there I’d probably remember, and their absence doesn’t worry me at all.

  10. What a great cunting Deploy, I must have missed this cunt.

    Laughed my cock off at ‘how’s that for an objective fact’!

    Fuck, I’m really pissed off I didn’t get a chance to have a bit of sport with the cunt, can’t he/non binary/gender fluid cunt be given a guest spot for an evening?

  11. Speaking of which I saw my mate Dave this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him. I shouted over ‘hey Dave wot you doin’, ‘Im going to change a light bulb’ he says. I laughed my fucking head off. ‘That’ll be a bit awkward won’t it’ I shouted. ‘Not really’ he said, ‘I’ve still got the fucking receipt you horrible cunt’

  12. I was going to enjoy meself until I sussed the Cunty Cunt could not read this. Apart from that our own Sausage Man has already done a damn fine job above. There seems to be a species orf cunt oit there that has gone blind with self tossing judgemental liberalism. Time to fuck yourself orf Cunty Sweets and fuck orf. Oh I beg your pardon, you already have.
    Just a thought in passing – a while back one orf the regulars threw a wobbly and fucked orf due to some banning orf his God given right to be racist or some such. Forgotten the cunt’s moniker now – tempus fugit – but could Cunty C be a reincarnation (pause for Twilight Zone theme) orf………?

    • Just to put you right,Sit Limpley.I have never “trolled” anyone on this site since I stopped posting.If I had something to say I wouldn’t be hiding behind different names. I still read the comments and enjoy them. As far as I’m aware I was never “banned”.
      Sorry to disappoint you.xx

      • You are quite correct. You were and never have been banned.

        You chose to leave for whatever reason and that was your choice. You’re welcome here but need to understand that when comments are removed or changed there is usually a good reason. It’s not something we do lightly but there are legal constraints which we need to observe in order to keep the site open.

  13. I absolutely love this site and wish I’d discovered it years ago. At the risk of sounding like a cunt, some of the posters on here are priceless. You remember those side splitting/can’t breathe laughs you had at school? The same laughs we rarely enjoy as adults? Well, there have been times when I’ve been crying with laughter at some of the wit and wisdom displayed here. In fact, the evening I discovered ISAC I was at a classical music recital (Mrs Yank was playing). I sneaked off to the back row so I could continue reading while taking in the Brahms or whatever bollocks it was. BIG MISTAKE. I suffered badly for quite a while, desperately trying to keep my laughing under control. Couldn’t put my smartphone down though. I really thought I’d be asked to leave which would have been embarrassing since Mrs Y was in the orchestra. Ha!

    Keep cunting, cunters and bollocks to anyone who doesn’t like it.

    • Here here.

      Best website in the world by far.

      Well. The best website without titties anyway.

    • You don’t need to watch that ‘Live at the Apollo’ bollocks. ISAC is the new home of real comedy!

      • Surely you me “recorded at the Apollo,” the Guardianistas, snowflake-athon central. I fucking hate it. Just imagine the show if Tory bashing,Brexit,social meejah were not allowed to be mentioned show would be 2 minutes long:- opening credits snowflakes cheer, closing credits, newsnight starts. Anyhow its still Hammersmith Odeon to me.

  14. A most illuminating and well written by the porky banger chappie.

    Few of us on here have the philosopher skills of Nietzsche, but this site offers a Tsunami of hilarious and robust cuntings along with some thought provoking titbits. Many a time I have spent my tea out, unable to stifle a rip roaring belly laugh.

    Mr Cuntie Cunt sounds like a terminal social inadequate. I sincerely wish him a dose of a tropical, penicillin-resistant cock rot.

    • Me too! I can’t help PMSL at some of the posts on here, and they are so intellectually well written!

  15. I have long been an admirer of electricians, firstly because they do not kill themselves and second because I do not understand it – ohms, fuses, diodes and all that other stuff – at all.

    There is an internet rule that states that those who bring one to task for bad grammar in comments will in their own comment commit some linguistic inexactitude. Mr Cuntie cunt’s punctuation leaves a little to be desired. In his second sentence ‘one’ is otiose. In the sixth sentence he writes ‘or’ when he should have written ‘nor’ and the clause in which it is embedded would have been far more felicitous and more concise as ‘or with their mentality’.

    • True understanding of language is a great thing and far more perplexing to me that electrics opus.
      You sound like u got it down mate. Good on u.
      But then we all have our strengths and I hate the way some judge others because their strengths lie in other areas.
      This cunt needed to be cunted. Thinks he’s so fucking clever.
      Bet he looks down on the kind of people that dig ditches and shit. …. The cunt would no doubt die after 5 minutes of trying that.

      I don’t think I’m better or worse than anyone else. We all have strengths and weaknesses.
      Cuntie obviously has more weaknesses than strengths.

      • What a cunt Cuntie is/was, that whatever it is, thinks the best way it could insult cunters is to attack the general use of grammar used on a site called ‘Is a Cunt’. Hilarious.

        Only an ‘intellectual’ would see that as any kind of put down.

        What was it expecting? Contributions from the Temperance Society? Critical analysis of the early works of Thomas Hardy, an open debate that concluded Salman Rushdie was not just an ‘about average’ author but also ‘had it coming’ as he’d insulted their prophet?

        I can hear Cuntie now ‘the pen is mightier than the sword’, as it turns up to the gun fight with a spoon……..

      • Wouldn’t you require a modicum of intelligence to be considered an intellectual, whatever that is when it’s at home?

        Cuntie’s a fake intellectual at best.

    • If I’m really blunt and honest, I’d have to admit that I didn’t learn a great deal from my dad. One thing I do recall whenever there was a DIY scenario at home was, he wouldn’t touch electrics with a barge pole. Plumbing, painting, woodwork, wall papering, replacing glass in broken windows (I knew nuffink abbbaaaaat it), etc. no problem. Fixing some dodgy wiring – no chance. His reasoning was simple. You can’t see the fucking stuff that’ll kill you. Not the best dad in the world, but he had that right. Plus I’ve got his dodgy knees. Cunt. Sorry dad, but it had to be said.

  16. Mr Cuntie Cunt is probably one of the cuntees on ISAC. He probably googled himself and came across his cunting. Signed up but he is such a cunt even his avatar got a good cunting. Fanstastic work fellas. I loved it.

    • Yea do it dude. Though the chances are he’s so much of a cunt, he’ll never realise just what a cunt he is.

      Guess it’s like being stupid.
      The more stupid someone gets the cleverer they think they are.

  18. I dare say it’s one of the following…

    An ears plugged up remoaner and general snowflake

    A sad fanboy who has some celebrislag as his sacred cow

    Some Grammar Police tosser: who feels the need to correct everything written on the web, by anyone who differs in opinion from him ever

  19. What a cunt. Immigrant loving wanker should live with scum for a while and see if he enjoys it. Probably went to uni and got a useful degree in flower arranging the snowflake ponce.

  20. I reckon the cunt had me down to a tea….. Or is that “t”?

    See……

    Pity I missed him…. There’s a small group of us that are detested by trolls…… It makes my day when I get a mention.
    It makes my day that I can piss someone off that I’ve never met and couldn’t give a shiny shite about.

    It’s a pity that trolls don’t realise that we gather here to whinge about how the world has gone fuckin barmy and all we are wishing for is for cunts to behave in a civil manner.

    We’ve cunted litter louts, bad drivers, treasonous politicians, the Cronut…. The fuckin lot……. We ain’t hero’s but we are the few who are willing to air our own views.

  21. Be careful though. If Mr Cunty Cunt does get ripped a new arse hole by us, he/she/xe/xir may self identify as a black, gay, disabled, Muslim, ginger trans-woman and then we are are fucked.

  22. We are all susceptible to making typos although I always try my best to be accurate. Now I’m going to make grammar and spelling mistakes on purpose.

  23. Obviously someone of the wrong mental disposition to be any threat to us or the site? FUCK OFF!

  24. What the fuck is going on here? No-platforming someone because they have a different viewpoint. Let the cunt on and let him air his opinions. As long as he isn’t personally abusive, and doesn’t accuse Dio of being ‘middle management’ there should not be a problem.

    • He was abusive. The original post got deleted and that’s why he came back with his cunting of the site. He threw his toys out of the pram.

      FYI he’s been unblocked but hasn’t had the balls to reappear.

      As regards Dio, the phrase used was “geriatric middle management”. We notice he didn’t object to the “geriatric” bit ( sorry, mate ! )

      • My shoulders are broad and my back is quite strong for a geriatric – but I’ve still not been middle management for nearly 50 years…

        Wrath, wrath !!!

  25. Erm….. can I point out that the grammar on this site seems to be generally good.

    In my opinion at least.

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