Liam Neeson [2]

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How this cross-eyed cunt ever became famous baffles me. A face like a crushed bag of cement, exactly the same wooden performance in everything, and the miserable fucker’s “angsty” schtick always makes him look and sound half-pissed.

Fuck off, Neeson – you’re a massive cunt.

Nominated by Fred West

60 thoughts on “Liam Neeson [2]”

  1. Another cunt currently preaching on TV adverts for you to give money to charity.

    Fuck off Neeson you absolute fucking cunt. What is it with famous Irish fuckers constantly fronting begathons?

    • Funny enough, I’ve just seen him in an advert with LN shilling for Unicef trying to rinse the punters for cash for brahn people overseas.

      I don’t wish brahn people overseas any ill farm, but equally I couldn’t give a fuck how far they have to walk for clean water.

      • Fucking nauseating cunt make no mistake. On the non terrestrial side of the gogglebox the adverts are made up mostly of begathons – Save the children, save the whale, save the tiger, save the you fucking name it. It must be really heartening for little Umbeke walking 10 miles to bring a petrol can of water back to his mud hut that a goat has just pissed in to have great lumps of cunts like Neeson, McGregor and best of all Lenny Henry showing little Umbeke what its like to eat 5 square meals a day, fly first class and stay at the local Hilton. The only cunts who seem happy are the cunts like the professional charridy executives like Saint Jo Cox and hubby Brendan who have ponced on the goodwill of others to earn their crust. I couldn’t sleep at night knowing my day consisted of organising groups of student type cunts on £11 an hour getting you to sign up to £2 a month on the promise of a soft toy and a letter from Umbeke and the lion who ate his uncle to let you know how they are still struggling and need your £2 a month sine di.
        Fuck them – charridy starts when I see not a single serviceman on the street or struggling to hold his life together after being shafted by the government (of any hue) keeping me and mine safe.
        I am really sorry Umbeke but heres a tip to help out a bit – move 9 miles closer to the source of the water – it will save you a lot of hassle on your aching feet – oh – and boil it before you drink it.

    • Back in the 90’s the motorcycle racer Joey Dunlop used to load his van up with food, medicine and clothing and drive on his own to orphanages in far flung places often having to drive through war zones and give it to the kids, no tv crews following him, no crocodile tears pleading to a camera like Neeson and McGregor who get a nice fee, he got off his arse and did it himself.

  2. “ I have a very particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you”

    Yeah, well acting ain’t one of them you cunt. Fred, I have cunted this sack of shit myself and got slagged off for it so good luck with this one. I really can’t stand this prick , probably the worst actor I have ever seen with the possible exception of that cunt Martin Shaw.

      • For me keanu reeves takes some beating, he’s got two facial expressions, surprised and bewildered!!
        Mind you that orange cock puppet Jessica alba only does frown or smile!!
        Orish Cunt Neeson doing action films is laughable!! The lumbering oaf moves as if he has two prosthetic legs and desperately needs a visit to the osteopath!, any villain trying to escape this aging buffoon has only to climb a staircase and it’s game over!!

    • Seem to recall only recently Freddie you did not appreciate my comments regarding Schindler’s List being a great film, because of LN’s casting and crap acting abilities.

      Promise not to mention it again (after this posting of course)

      Coincidentally watched a film last night called “Unknown” featuring Liam. His performance was extremely wooden and unconvincing however was able to watch it up until the end as his co-star was Diane Kruger, whom I would very much like to do many, many naughty things to.

    • Keanu reeves takes some beating, he has two facial expressions, surprised and bewildered!! , and that’s two more than tango skinned cock puppet Jessica alba!!
      Lumbering orish oaf Neeson doing action films is fucking laughable, moving like a drunken man on prosthetic legs he appears to need a visit to the osteopath rather than another street fight , any villain pursued by blithering idiot would only have walk up a staircase to evade capture!!

  3. Well cunted fred.

    Neeson is a shite actor.
    He’s one of those actors that plays himself rather than the role.

    I used to think the same about Pearce brosnan but I saw him in The Foreigner recently and I thought he was great.
    Not a brilliant film but pretty entertaining and Pearce was excellent in it.

    • Pearce was the shittest Bond ever. He poured every time he fired a gun. He was about as tough as a wet paper bag.

      • Yea I thought he was a shit bond too.
        I always thought he was shite but as mentioned, I thought he was good in the foreigner.
        Plays a not so subtly masked Jerry adams.

      • I found with the Brosnan films that Goldeneye was alright and then they went progressively downhill from there.

        Goldeneye was good.
        Tomorrow Never Dies was average.
        The World Is Not Enough was passable.
        Die Another Day was the shits.

      • I quite liked Goldeneye and TND, the latter two were too Americanised, invisible cars fuck off.

        It didn’t help Brosnans cause that he followed in the footsteps of the most violent and underrated Bond.

      • Dalton huh?

        Didn’t care much for Living Daylight, it just didn’t do much for me.

        Loved Licence to Kill though, Bond as a right vengeful bastard was glorious, and Gladys Knight did a good song for it too!

      • Timothy Dalton for me! Utterly fuckin useless bond…….
        He simply wasn’t up to it, no charisma or physical presence…..
        The sort of bloke that you could see getting decked by a woman…😂

  4. Think I once caught this cunt on TV hitting a lot of ragheads in a gold plated hotel room or somewhere cos they’d disrespected his dippy daughter or summat, so not a complete washout, eh Fred?

    Unfortunately I went to bed before the end so have no idea how things panned out from there.

    • Yeah, I remember that movie, Shitcake. Here’s what you missed by going to bed:

      Liam discovered that the ragheads had made a porno of themselves spitroasting his daughter. At first he displayed self-righteous anger and threatened to kill them all, but in the very next shot, he’s having a crafty wank over it and uploading the clips to Pornhub. Then Geldof calls him and asks him to front another TV charideee appeal, Liam says he’ll only do it for forty grand and gives Geldof the number of his offshore bank account. He then rings Owen Jones at The Guardian to ask how he can help to stop Brexit, and Jones, to give him his due, replies “I promise you that Brexit will be cancelled if you agree to drink a litre of anti-freeze on live television”. Final shot is long pan of Neeson getting the bus to Halfords.

      So you see – it was a happy ending after all.

      • Much appreciate your taking the time there Fred…great stuff…will get on to Amazon and order the DVD immediately!

        Quite surprised Lily Allen didn’t feature though – would have been nice if they could’ve squeezed in a scene with Liam and Bob giving her a macho double plugging, with Owen Jones’s flaccid little twink stick wee-weeing in her big stupid gob.

        Either way, it’ll teach me to crash out and miss all the best bits! Wouldn’t be the first fucking time either – missed 2 hours and 30 minutes at the end of a Star Wars movie once, ffs…!

  5. You are all missing the point. The man’s an acting genius. All his movies are identical, he just movie-shops a different title at the front. He doesn’t even change the credits coz no cunt watches those.

  7. If actors like Neeson all donated 10 million quid of their own money, they wouldn’t need to come on TV and try to guilt trip the rest of us into giving. As far as I’m concerned, while I’m paying tax, the government is ensuring that I donate something everytime they make a foreign aid payment. I give to genuine military charities and that’s it. Only today, I had a fucking chugger from Shelter try to harass me for money. Suspiciously, there was a bloke begging 20 feet away.

  8. Between this charity BS and him apparently thinking of/ or has converted to our favourite religion I wonder if the man is having a mid life crisis?

  9. He was shagging Helen Mirren when she was worth it.
    ‘You don’t know who I am ‘……..oh yes we do, you talentless gurning cunt, fuck off.

  10. ‘Crushed Bag of Cement’. Classic! Nearly spat my beer out when I read that!
    Have to agree with the cunting though Fred.

    I used to think he was ok, as I did Pearce Brosnan, until they inevitably showed themselves up for the cunts they are

    Still can’t get over Pearce Brosnan singing on mama Mia

    What a cunt he made of himself!

  11. Taken, Taken 2, Taken 3…. the only thing he’s taken is The Piss.

    I saw him playing a Scottish warrior in another dogshit “all-the-English-are-nasty” type film once and actually wanted the baddies to win. If he weren’t acting in films that others turned down, he’d be the ‘slow’, quiet one on a construction site lifting the cement bags.

  12. Liam is a crap actor, I agree… But he’s called out that ‘Time’s Up Me Too’ shite for what it really is: a virtue signaling self serving misandrist witch hunt, by hypocritical slappers who lick Polanski’s arse and have done more sucking than a lollipop tester…. So he’s alright…

    • I’ll give Neeson that, in the current luvvie climate that took balls to openly call the Time’s Up/Me Too brigade out on their bullcrap.

      With that said, I do believe Piers Morgan deserves another de-cunting for how he stuck it to that lot too.

    • Exactly, Norman. The biggest hypocrisy of that campaign is Mia Farrow’s family trying to emotionally blackmail actors into not working with Woody Allen (who was never charged with anything because the child psychologists who interviewed Mia’s daughter believed her account of his alleged abuse to be “scripted, coached and not remotely credible”) while Mia continues to take transatlantic flights to give character references on behalf of Roman Polanski in various court cases.

      Woody Allen = never charged because expert child psychologists simply did not believe Mia’s daughter had been abused. Roman Polanski = admitted to drugging and raping a thirteen year old girl. Yet it’s Polanski she describes as a great friend and gives character references to. Hypocritical cunt.

      • That’s it, Fred… The claims about Allen are indeed unsubstantiated, but for a cunt like Scarlett Johansson to practically throw herself at Allen in order to further her career (and pose in a swimming cossie with him) was a wee bit creepy… That’s the thing though: I reckon Johansson would have worked with Woody even if he was guilty… Any which way you can and all that… .And for Johansson to say that the Allen allegations were ‘guesswork’ while she is calling for the head of James Franco without any evidence or arrest!? How come one is guesswork and the other isn’t? And I bet they want Franco lynched because he pinched a couple of arses or something… There’s the hypocrisy… And let’s not even start on Johansson sucking up to Polanski….

      • Christ, spare a thought for James Franco.

        He was pegged for a Best Actor nomination and then has these allegation levelled against him, ones with no evidence, no investigation, no fuck all and then Johansson, she who was in 3 Allen films and had no qualms being all cosy with Polanski, buries him in that speech attended by thousands and watched by millions!

        Christ, she deserves a cunting for that one!

      • Nice one Norman!

        ……Although given her recent level of cuntitude, I’m not sure any level of venom s enough…..

      • Megan Fox has said, “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single S.A.T. word I’ve ever learned, to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak. I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.”

        So, even fellow movie stars think she is a cunt? That is the laughable thing about Johansson: she always acts all ‘smart’ and actually expects people to think that she is socially and politically clued up and a big thinker… When she’s just used her body to advance her career as much as the next actress… Most Hollyweird actresses do have a brain the size of a golf ball, but at least Fox is sort of honest about it…

      • So is Woody Allen in the clear with the Hollywood Hystericals? Or is he still a “him as well ?

      • I don’t know if Allen is a n@nce or if he isn’t… But it shows the double standards of these celebrislags… He might be guilty (or not), but I don’t think it matters to these young slappers either way… These ‘Times Up’ cunts will conveniently dismiss any allegations about Allen simply because it suits them and what they want…. Yet these same people will hysterically call out an actor like Franco for ‘harassment’ without saying what, how, where, or when, and without a shred of evidence or police intervention… Cunts..

      • Cheers Norman. I did wonder as Im not fully up to speed on that one. Fred mentioned Mia Farrow supporting Polanski? Fuck me!

      • Scratch my possible uncunting of Natalie Portman and all… She also spoke up for Polanski, so she is another double standards luvvie celebricunt…

      • @Fred West

        Agree 100% re: Woody Allen. And Farrow a bitter nobody.

        Somewhat conflicted over Polanski…I know it doesn’t make it right, but he was responsible for some great films.

        Don’t know who to believe about anything Tinseltown related – don’t particularly care to be honest. Certainly wouldn’t take the word of a Celebrislags, not without a skip load of salt at least. Job best left to the authorities, imho.

        Out of fashion these days, like common sense, but still believe in innocence until proved guilty.

  13. Cunt? Far from sure about that .He is one face, one voice, one character actor making the same film over and over again and being paid fucking squillions for the easiest job in the business.
    He makes crapulous boring films which are popular .I know who the cunts are ,and it isnt him, he is laughing his cock off.

  14. Donald Sutherland…….there’s another cunt I can’t watch….and his shitfaced progeny. I just want to kick their fucking heads in.
    Sutherland Sr getting off with Jenny Agutter in “The Eagle has Landed” still irritates the fuck out of me. Cunt! Total cunt!

  15. When Schindler’s list came out, mates told me to make sure I took some tissues with me to the cinema, lying cunts, I found nothing in it to wank over.

  16. Mrs Appropriate has just been watching that “Transformation Street” shite about them there transgender things. Some freak has just just had it’s removed at an expensive clinic…..on the NHS!
    Fucking hell. Such revolting freakery and paid for by us.
    Another one has just paid to have tits put on, dick lopped off and a new minge put in.
    Now it’s going to marry it’s best friend…..a woman.
    Another one is verey pleased with it’s new wig. I thought it made it look like Josh Widdicombe, but still there you go.
    I don’t understand and don’t want to. Fucking world is sick and twisted.

    • The word “knob” is missing from the above posting.
      Sorry, I was busy trying not to throw up at the time.

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