Frock Opera

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Fucking Frock Operas.

You know, the utter shite that is Downton Abbey, the snivelling shit that is Victoria, anyfuckingthing from the Brontes or Jane Austen. Little Women, the Minaturist.

Stilted speech, characterless characters and of course, big frocks.
Prime time Mills and fucking Boone. TV for soppy cunts and Yanks.

Nominated by Cunstable Cuntbubble

62 thoughts on “Frock Opera”

  1. Oh dear. I confess I quite liked Downton Abbey.

    I suppose that makes me a soppy cunt, which isn’t far from the mark I suppose.

  2. And that Poldark remake is a steaming pile of cunt and all…
    At least the original had the lovely Angharad Rees in it…

    Also, anyone else notice how Call The Midwife is now box ticking and dealing with ‘racism’?…
    As old Cilla Slag would squawk, ‘Surpise Sur-fucking-prise!’

    • Yes Norman, and it is increasingly evident in many other historical portrayals. ie. Father Brown, and even in Downton Abbey. The most insulting is the increasing number of corner shop owners in almost every historical production available.

    • Angharad Rees, my god, I remember seeing her in ‘Hands Of The Ripper’. Nice face, little tits.

    • The first three series of Call The Midwife were based on Jennifer Worth’s three books about her own post war experiences that had none of the finger wagging, box ticking shite in them.
      After Ms Worth subsequently popped her clogs the Beeb bought the rights to the characters and started penning their own episodes brimming with their usual PC lecturing and Englishman hating bollocks.
      (Information kindly supplied by Mrs Bastard, who has read the original books).
      The BBC are cunts…

      • And whoever thought casting big burly Mark Williams as Father Brown was in any way true to Chesterton’s stories needs to go back to fucking school and read a bit.
        Kenneth More was great though…

    • I heard that shit going on in the background, heard it took “the one” two days to get from one place to another.

      Blamed the weather or something, the lying bitch didn’t say it was because she kept stopping the train to get out and find somewhere to pray did she?

      Ever found yourself in a Welcome Break at “that time of the morning”?

      Some may have rooms for it now but previously it wasn’t uncommon for the sandwich counters to be impassable and an old friend if mine who managed such an establishment got formally disciplined for throwing a bus load of them and their mats out in order to allow paying customers to pass through, purchase their food and get on their way.

    • Amen to that – complete tranquility.

      Strangely enough Mrs Maskinback isn’t keen on Downton. Her Aunt, with whom we are currently lodging with, can’t bear to miss it and demands silence during screening, so it is a win win.

      Silence is also demanded by her Aunt during Midsummer Murders (can’t be many still alive in that village) and Endeavour.

  4. Off topic. Our favourite celebrity chef Paul Hollywood has apparently been paying for non existent followers on his Twitter account. Hollywood’s account has been closed down.
    Cunt.

    • Seems to be something done across the Twat spectrum.

      I remember reading an article somehwere when Kunty Perry or ‘The Lad’ Gaga – forget which cunt – became the most followed figure on that pile of bollocks. The article estimated that anywhere between 50-60% of the ‘followers’ could be bots, duplicates, or otherwise disingenuine.

      Huge followings open the door for advertising and other opportunities in today’s superficial shite world – so cunts embellishing the fanbase is of little surprise. Neither is it a shock coming from such a mammoth egotistical axe-wound such as Hollywood.

      • It’s all getting utterly fucking bizarre to me.

        Brexit going to hell in a hand cart, the most ineffective PM since records began, NHS in crisis we are told everyday, a bunch of lefty nutters shouting and stamping their pathetic feet in a cafe called the Winston Churchill, cos he was waycist or some such, police disappearing never to be seen again, cars and lorries magically mounting the pavements and killing innocent kids, I could go on and on but the friendly neighbourhood Cunters on here know what I means….

        And some podgy celeb baker with dodgy facial hair pays for followers on Twatter. Utter utter utter bollocks.

  5. The wife’s into all that shite. I Just wish she’d fucking wake up one day and start living in the real world? As soon as she realises Mr fucking Darcy’s not going to turn up and sweep her off her feet the better.

    The only thing that’s going to sweep her off her feet is when I knock her off em!

  6. Don’t buy into this tomfrockery personally. The wife gets drawn I occasionally, no surprise there. In the olden days they used to call it ‘costume drama’. Maybe they still do. In my book it’s never been more than costume cuntishness.

    • All this bollocks about James Norton being up for the new Bond is ridiculous, been watching McMafia and the series is ok but the cunt has the screen presence of a block of wood or ‘brooding’ as some twatish TV exec would probably say. Definitely no Connery/Moore or even a Lazenby.

  7. Really we could expand this cunting to almost everything on TV. I watch good dramas like Line of Duty and shit like that, but apart from that, nothing. I read the Telegraph for news, ISAC for rantings and laughter, and spend evenings listening to music so as to maintain my position of having the best musical taste on this site.

      • Eclectic somewhat harsh Mr B. At least it wont be fucking techno, unless I have misjudged C&R.

      • Am fucking around Cuntstable – CnR has great musical taste, I know. Just not as good as mine.

    • Must admit I was very suprised by the denouement in Vera last night. I enjoy a lot of these detective programmes and sit trying to work out “Who Did It?” Last night’s episode had all the usual suspects…a drunk father,bullying neighbours,suspicious locals, etc. so imagine my shock and disbelief ,not just at the appalling attempts at the Northumbrian accent, but at the revelation that the “characters of colour” were behind the crime! I’d never even considered the possibility. I thought that all crimes were committed by stupid,sly white men,normally caught by a brilliant lesbian/coloured detective.
      Bravo, Vera. You certainly caught this armchair sleuth out…..of course I have immediately gone on Twitter to expose the producers for the racists that they obviously are. I expect to get lots of “likes”…maybe Lily Allen or Dianne Abbott’ll take up the campaign to ban the depiction of ANY coloured person committing ANY crime.
      It’s a fucking disgrace.

  8. Don’t get the hysteria that comes with Downtown Abbey….

    Upstairs, Downstairs…..with a bigger budget….

      • Wooden as fuck in the first series of the Professionals but then grew into the role.

        Better than ‘The New Professionals’ with Edward ‘Even more’ Woodenward (nice syrup according to inside info) in the Cowlie role.

        Mind you not as woodenward as in Callum or The Equalizer but who’s counting?

        Of course being all PC and up to date they had to have a female Yank showing CI5 how to do things!

        It was bollocks…

  9. I have to confess that I like the costume dramas, and I don’t care if you cunts think that makes me Premier League winning cunt. At least the mem and I avoid soaps and whatever passes for entertainment on Saturday night TV, which is for Olympic winning cunts.

    • Me neither, i did see that Michael Caine drama, was it called Harry Brown?…Anyway, old guy bumping off young neds with no respect for the elder generation. Quite similar to that one with Ian Ogilvy and him out The Bill (Frank Burnside), think it was we still kill the old fashioned way or something similar.

      No fancy unnecessary period costumes. What’s the point in showing these dramas with foreigners casted when they were not here in the time period the drama is set?

      In 500 years time once all pictures of Churchill have been burnt & destroyed, he will be sold as really being a peaceful religion worshiper to the people as part of their history.

  11. James O’Shithead just now:

    “I have no problems sounding arrogant…”

    At last the penny drops!

    • Used to put LBC on when holed up in bed but its cracked me up listening since the New Year to some of it. Its intense remoaner brainwashing at its best feeding them with belief they can over turn the decision and try giving them ammunition to use when in an argument with someone who supports leaving.

      Amazing how now the remoaners all seem to use whatever is being branded around in the media by fellow remoaners as their excuses for wanting to remain and bring out the 350 million pound bus when they run out of LBC presenter quotes.

      I ask remoaners that I know for reasons why that are personal to them in their lives in their decision and they can’t answer anything plausable other than getting smooth passage at the airports on their cheap Ryanair weekend breaks. Everything else is stuff that I heard too on the TV the night before.

      Totally programmed by the cunts!

      • Drink super male vitality and tell him you hate globalists and you love him maybe that will do the trick…

        oh wait you mean Alex Jones the welsh presenter that some cunts on here are obsessed about, Well I’d say join the queue in wanting to shag her as shes happily married with a newly born baby boy and shes previously had a restraining order against a homeless man who sent her vulgar tweets and turned up at her workplace declaring his love for her so I’d say your chances are slim but good luck

      • Childbirth that sore that she’s gone all frigid?

        CnR will talk her round and there is always roofies or chloroform to help her come around to his way of thinking.

  13. I’m thinking that we should get a new award going, “Anti-Brexit Cunt of the Year”. And I have an early contender for the 2018 title, “Lord” Andrew Adonis. Andy has once again taken to twitter to express his increasingly hysterical views on Brexit. Being a lefty, Adonis is a stranger to things like logic, intelligence and common sense. He prefers to try to stir the shit, rather than use facts and mature debate. This time, he’s compared Brexit to the fall of Singapore during World War 2, and the SPANISH INQUISITION.

    And if that wasn’t potty enough, he’s even accused the BBC of having been taken over by Brexiters. It probably shouldn’t come as a surprise though, considering Adonis owes his position to his old mate, Tony B Liar. In case you’re wondering, I’ll quote what Adonis tweeted, (can’t do links. Yeah yeah, I know, fucking luddite”. So, I quote…Ahem…

    “Salamance was the greatest European University of the Middle Ages. Then came the Counter Reformation and the Inquisition, a kind of Spanish Brexit”.

    “We don’t ‘accept’ that the ‘war is over’ because IT IS NOT OVER! The fall of Singapore was not the end of the war: When the Brits emerged from the bushes, they went on to win. Thank God.

    BBC has been captured by Brexiters & is in breach of its Charter in its reporting”.

    I mean come on. The BBC ‘captured’ by Brexiters? No it fucking hasn’t. The BBC is STILL the bastion of traitors and far left parasites that it’s been since the sixties. It may have made the odd attempt at ‘balance’ when talking about Brexit, but inviting people in favour of the UK leaving the EU on to their current affairs shows to talk about it does not, by any stretch of the imagination, represent the BBC being ‘captured’.

    It’s no surprise that Adonis’s Wikipedia page describes him as a ‘Labour Party politician, Academic and Journalist (FT and Observer). It’s also no surprise that as a politician, Adonis has never seen fit to allow the electorate to vote him into parliament. In fact, he only became a Government Minister after his BFF, Blair, got him a peerage.

    Now, I have no problem with people disagreeing with others. I do it all the time. I do, however, have a massive problem when those people resort to lies, scaremongering, bullshit and abuse, simply because someone has dared to have opposing view. In a previous nomination, I mentioned that A C Grayling had called Brexiters ‘vermin’ for having the audacity to reject the EU. Other, so called’ academics have accused Brexiters of being uneducated. Not only is that insulting, it also betrays a certain elitism on their part, since the majority of those who voted to leave are working class.

    Clegg, Mandelson, Cable, Blair, Heseltine, Clarke, Farron, Cameron, Osborne, Prescott, Branson and a whole list of others having accused us of not knowing what we voted for. They’ve accused the Leave campaign of not telling voters that a vote to leave the EU meant leaving the Customs Union and the Single Market. That’s a lie, because the Leave campaign DID tell us just that in the days before the referendum. And even if they hadn’t, it wouldn’t have mattered, because voters wanted a complete withdrawal from the EU anyway. And yet after the vote in which a number of Tory traitors defeated the government over a Brexit issue, Anna Soubrey had the nerve to whinge about receiving abuse. I’m not saying it’s right that people did it, just that it’s hypocritical of her.

    Adonis has never been shy in showing his opposition to the British democratically voting to leave an organisation that is corrupt, incompetent and totally undemocratic. An organisation that has spent the past twenty years taking BILLIONS of pounds off us, while humiliating and disrespecting us, and showing nothing but contempt in return. Why anyone would want us to remain enslaved by an organisation like that is a mystery to me. Clegg, Mandelson, Heseltine and the Kinnocks, I can understand, they all have a financial interest in the EU.

    Before Christmas, Adonis very publicly quit from his position as a Government advisor over Brexit. It was intended as a public humiliation for the Government. Unfortunately for him, it backfired when it emerged that he was going to be sacked anyway. He was one of the Band of Bastards who flew out to Brussels to meet with Michel Barnier and discuss ways of sabotaging Brexit.

    As I said, I have no problem with people having an opposing view. I have a massive problem with politicians wilfully going against the wishes of their employers, the British taxpayer. As far as I’m concerned, politicians have just ONE purpose, to carry out the will of the British people. And if you choose to become a public servant, you give up certain rights, just as I had to when I enlisted in the Army. Nobody forced me to become a soldier. I knew exactly what I was getting in to, and it’s the same with politicians. If you choose to become a politician, your opinions and what YOU want, become secondary to those you choose to serve. Most British politicians, especially Adonis and his ilk, are ignoring that.

    Too many MP’s, and especially the Lords, are deliberately ignoring the democratically expressed wish of the majority to leave the EU. Not only are they showing contempt for democracy, they are also showing contempt for US, and that is unforgivable. That being the case, they have a moral obligation to quit and make way for someone who WILL do what we tell them. And WE, as decent, law abiding British citizens have an obligation to kick them out.

    • Superb QDM. What a piece of writing. Wish we could print it and post it through every fucking letter box.

      • This is where UKIP should be, campaigning and keeping the momentum of the brexit that we voted for on the day right on track until we leave.

        Making sure the outcome is achieved should have been Farage’s finale and he bailed half way.

    • Top posting sir. Should be mandatory for all politicians and put on the national curriculum.

      Adonis. Unelected. Lest we forget. Doesn’t speak for anyone but himself. No more or less has a right to be heard than the average British citizen on the street. However….

      He will continue to get major airtime on the Beebistan Broadcast Caliphate because his views chimes with those leftist thinkers running that decrepit regime.

      His outpourings of bile will continue to get top billing on all the major news bulletins and broadcasts as part of the BBC master plan to prevent Brexit.

      Scrap the tele tax, make the Beeb pay per view, then let them peddle their filth to whoever wants to contribute. Me? No thanks I’d rather watch paint dry.

      • I agree, they should be made to become a subscription service. They won’t do that though, because they know they would lose tens of millions in revenue. On the plus side, it would end the argument over equal pay for female ‘talent’. Everyone would get fuck all.

      • Mandelson did the same. Though he seemed to forget that when he was on TV recently, claiming that nobody told us we’d have to leave the single currency. It was soon pointed out the he himself had mentioned it three days before the referendum. Oopsie, must try harder Mandelslime.

      • Clegg is a cunt, especially so when he does that shit with his fingertips touching, palms facing inwards moving his hands up and down in rhythm with the shite that flows from his Scameron shit stained cake hole.

        That’s when you know he’s trying to deliver his best to you or get out a fucking hole he has dug himself into…again!

    • I’m thinking that we should have an Anti Brexit dead pool…

      A swimming pool 60 foot deep the size of a football pitch with no ladders in which we can put them all in, let them all have their say one last time then its pumped full of concrete until its level and stops bubbling.

      Then we can focus on leaving where we hear people express ideas on how to best move forward with the decision the people voted for with the knowledge and information supplied by both campaigns to aid their choice.

  14. Mrs. Yank (who is a Yank) ate up Downton fucking Abbey with a spoon. I did and still do take the piss. Costume period piece bollocks. I asked her once if she’d ever heard of or seen Upstairs Downstairs. To my utter amazement she had seen it and considered it crap. I then asked her what the fucking difference is between that pile of cak and Downton. I got the look. You know the one.

  16. Talking of shite on the telly: Corrie are bringing back (wait for it!)…. Martin Platt….

    Barrel fucking scraped…

    • Is that cunt not doing double glazing adverts?

      In between shifts at Weather mill central hospital of course.

      Remember anytime any cunt ended up in the Ozzy, it was always his ward and he was on shift. He was a right shite actor if I remember right…will fit back in nicely.

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