Selfish suicides

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In the spirit of a Merry Christmas,I’d like to Cunt selfish suicide candidates.

I’ve just been reading about some arsehole holding traffic up for hours on the M5 yesterday. It’s like the ones who chose to throw themselves under a train without any consideration for the people who are inconvenienced by their self-centered action.

Now personally I’d never top myself,I’d hate to give people the satisfaction.But if people feel the need to leave their families clearing up their mess,while forced to feel a sense of guilt and responsibility, surely they can find a time,place and method which doesn’t impact on hundreds of people who will feel no sympathy,just a sense of “What a Cunt.”
A lot of these Cunts who make a big song and dance about it never go through with it anyhow. If anyone had held me up for 4 hours on my way home,I’d be chucking stones at the Cunt in the hope that he fell off the bridge anyhow. The police shouldn’t pander to them,they should just tell them that if they don’t get down,they’ll get a tranquiliser dart up the hoop,and they’ll be fucking lucky if there’s any crash mats below.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

36 thoughts on “Selfish suicides”

  1. My son’s girlfriend had a boyfriend who killed himself. Apparently his parents were scum. Anyway, she often goes missing and is found walking around his graveyard in the middle of the night. Utterly traumatised. It happened last night. My son found her at 3am. Tears me up.

    • Didn’t have the chance to read your post C n R, before mine (below) submitted virtually simultaneously. No disrespect intended. My condolences.

      • It’s ok SB. A 16 year old killing himself becoz of how his parents treated him, it’s tragic. I only met him once and I’m affected.

        I can also laugh at the subject. What is said in jest is just that, jest.

  2. Wow…at last…a real corker of a cunting…something to get the minge juice flowing! And specially on the run up to Christmas. Anyone remember Suicidal Sid?

    Cheers Dick, you’ve just made an old suicidal cunt’s day. I’m off now to lure an Uber taxi up our street, with the promise of a little white jailbait – the bestial fuck is bound to be speeding… Perfect, ha ha!

  3. I have seen this from first hand. My mates daughter chucked herself under a train. My mate and her mother had split up years ago and the mother had got into drugs and booze bad style. The 2 kids ended up living with the grand parents who weren’t in great health. By the time the girl reached 17 the mother had turned into a fucking scagg and subsequently ends up getting fucking murdered while whoring it seems. They got the two cunts what did it but not long after the trial the poor kid must’ve broke and done the deed. Very sad. I’ve also been close to other situations and can tell you that people’s minds change big time and all logic goes out the window. I can’t imagine being in such a fucking dark place.

  4. That’s a great cunting Dick and one I agree with wholeheartedly.

    If you’re going to kill yourself then please by all means do it in the confines of your home.

    Also most suicides (statistically) are done by white middle/upper class people (bomb-making “peaceful” cunts aside that is).

    If they were mainly performed by “peacefuls” or by the multicultural contingent then you can just see the constant hand-wringing by cunts like the ABBC’S very own Victoria Derbycunt over this “epidemic”, etc.

    However as it’s mostly privileged white folk then we’re blissfully unaware of them offing themselves in the most part.

    Also any cunt in an “attempted” suicide ought to be put to death just to make sure. If you’re that fucking useless then you’re just a fucking burden on society. Cunt!

    Tis the season of goodwill and all that!

  5. On a related note, when some spastic crashes their car on a motorway and you’re sat there, trapped in your motor with a moaning bint and squabbling children, by now late as fuck for wherever you were going, how long do fellow cunters last before wishing the person who caused it all was horrifically injured or dead. 20 minutes or thereabouts for me.

    • I’ve always thought you should be able to claim compensation for time and petrol off the cunt that caused it.

      • Why do the authorities take so long, sometimes several hours, to clear the road, even after minor incidents, when our friends on the continent are able to get traffic moving again in less than half an hour?

    • As someone who does the over 1,000 miles a week to earn my crust (and no I’m not a lorry driving cunt either – that’s before I start my fucking toil for the day) I can unabashedly say that any cunt unable to drive in a straight line at 50mph (which is all you can do these days on most “smart” cunt motorways) is wished dead as soon as my journey is hampered by more that 10 minutes in either direction.

      10 minutes there = 1hr+ when I eventually destinate in the cunt South and – because of the endless roadworks on my return journey – it means that I don’t make the cunt road closures on the way back thus adding yet another hour+ to my journey as I am diverted from road closure to road closure.

      Over the last 20yrs I’ve been to the moon and back (literally) almost 1.5 times. The driving and travelling is of no issue to me (if it was I’d stack shelves for living in the local Co-op) but these cunts do my nut in.

      Last week between M1 J10 and J13 there was some fuck up or another causing chaos every fucking day! I wouldn’t care the max you can go is 60mph (and usually between 40mph and 50mph) on 4 – yes *FOUR* – lanes between that stretch of motorway and so there is no excuse – you’re just a bunch of useless cunts!

      Hopefully your future generation of cunt drivers were taken out with you! Cunts!

    • Five cunting minutes for me. I have no time for cunts like that. If you are at least partly the cause of the accident, you are a cunt who shouldn’t be on the road if you were driving like a bellend.

      I have never caused a car accident even though I drive like a hooligan. I submit that the vast majority of car accidents are caused by women and pensioners………. sometimes both.

  6. cant agree with this. anyone who has reached a situation where they think topping themselves is the only way to go is not someone who is going to be thinking logically. call me a snowflake if you want but i think sympathy is required rather than derision. there but for the grace of God etc etc ……..

    • Nope fuck em! Can’t handle life? Fuck off and good luck to you in the (non-existent) afterlife.

    • Fuck off mate. I was on anti-depressants (Sertraline) for 6 months as was having constant suicidal thoughts as had been the case on and off for years.

      Not once during my pre-Sertraline cycle did I once consider throwing myself in front of a lorry or moving train because I was neither a) an irrational cunt or b) a selfish cunt.

      My preferred method was a private affair (which I studied and thought out at length and involved chloroform, doubled-up polythene bags and a couple of thick, tight rubber bands). This was when I lived in a damp, moldy, 8-person multiple occupancy house share but was pretty much living like a recluse who never left my room and hadn’t seen my family in 3 years.

      I have also been stuck on a train delayed because some selfish ares hole decided to end it all in front of a train.

      Fuck off with your virtue-signalling lad, nobody here wants to hear it.

      • “…involved chloroform, doubled-up polythene bags and a couple of thick, tight rubber bands…”

        Steady mate, Peter Mandelson does that on a nightly basis.

  7. I feel the need to clarify this Cunting. Although it was written slightly tongue in cheek,it was meant most seriously. I have no sympathy whatsoever for people who commit suicide. I consider it self-indulgent,selfish and weak. I have no idea if these people give any thought to what they leave behind. I do know,however, just what their relatives and friends go through. Personally,I don’t care enough about anyone to feel responsible,but have seen just how it can affect those who do feel some sense of responsibility.
    I reiterate, suicides are weak and selfish. Fuck them.

    • Nobody ……… and I mean NOBODY is given the choice as to whether or not they are allowed to continue in a state of non-existence/pre-existence. People are compelled into existence by selfish biological entities (known colloquially as parents) who cannot guarantee the mitigation or elimination of suffering upon their offspring but procreate anyway which is in and of itself a selfish act.

      The fact that life necessarily entails suffering and that the commonly accepted/only accepted view to hold is life-affirming/existence positive is a fucking travesty. Feel like you don’t want to exist anymore? Here you go, here’s a straight jacket and some tranquillisers.

      We don’t have control over the circumstances of our conception but if there is one thing which we absolutely should have control over it is the circumstances of our death. That should be a personal, individual choice.

      Obviously it would be nice to do so in a clean, safe and pre-arranged environment like a Switzerland-style clinic wherein all funeral, will and probate matters are sorted and the family is already aware but that is never going to happen until the discussion in this country is had and the rigid, intolerant status quo is finally swept aside.

      We are over 7.2 billion cunts and counting, people who want to stop being consumers/oxygen thieves should be commended and encouraged, not disparaged.

      End of rant.

      • True enough, TITS. I admit I should have differentiated between those whose life truly is intolerable and those who, I believe,are almost doing it as a “Oh,look at me” act.

      • In many cases the ones who make a big, public song and dance about but don’t follow through are the ones who are just attention-seeking cunts.

        One of my workmates is a retained firefighter and he despises those cunts on account of being called out at 4 in the morning (when he has to be at work at 8) because some decided to not end it all by not throwing himself off a bridge into a river.

  8. Sat in front of the TV as I watch Xmas unfold on the idiot lantern I wonder why there is no such thing as an ‘all white’ family on TV commercials anymore. I further wonder what the ethnic make up is of the families of those who make these commercials. Would it be cynical of me to say that the media class, who typically live in all white enclaves in the Home Counties, should not be tasked with ethically cleansing our TV screens.
    I think the word I’m looking for is a large water dwelling semiaquatic mammal native to Africa combined with another word that rhymes with ‘shite’.

  9. Two in the Stink, Rebel WOAC, & Dick F – powerful, persuasive testimonies.

    Agree 100%, I have no sympathy for those selfish cunts who would involve innocent parties in their suicidal quests – they are narcissistic scum at best.

    But for those who genuinely feel they cannot go on, for whatever reason, I support their right to end it all like Voltaire supports their freedom of speech. Outrageous that Organised Religion and Parliament should seek to deprive the individual the fundamental right to decide whether to live or die.

    I suspect most of us have contemplated suicide at one time or another. I remain convinced that I will eventually go down that road, having no children to leave behind traumatised. No way would I want to go through what my parents had to endure!

    Tranquillisers & hard liquor, that’s the way I currently envisage the end, with minimum involvement of others, hopefully.

    • I’m 35 and have no partner or dependants so I have less impeding me from ending it all but for now, I’m carrying on regardless because being an atheist and not believing in an afterlife, if I top myself now I will never be able to drink beer or have a wank again………. and that simply won’t do.

      • Yeah, wouldn’t want to go before the wanks dry up! As for the beers, I’m a teetotal dope fiend myself, but totally get where you’re coming from!

      • Yes Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters are a great retainer in the quest of living.

  10. Unfortunately, I have to say I can sympathise with these people. The reasons for taking the public route is a cry for help. I’m no authority on the subject, but if you were to get to the root of their problem they’d probably tell you they didn’t really want to die (the ones that actually manage to go through with it that is). I believe loneliness is a major part of these people’s lives. They may have few friends or an unapproachable partner who dissmisses their concerns?

    • I have no friends, no partner and I rarely see my family (maybe ever few years) but I don’t feel the need to be an attention-seeking fuck so I don’t think that’s such a great rationalisation.

      • Correction, I have one friend and his life is even more depressing than mine as he is disabled and that’s how he rolls if you get the pun.

      • Mate – you are never short of a bit of company when you have this holy site – you cunts are awesome.
        Have a decent Christmas TITS 😉

      • Allow me to go further TITS and I shit you not – there isn’t a man Jack amongst us would see you in bad shape over Christmas – I for one and maybe I break some protocols or rules of anonymity – I couldn’t care a witches tit or an apes wank. As an ex matelot who has lost (and gained a lot) in previous sad times like Christmas when you will feel it most. My Name is William Thompson and I live in the North West of England. My mail (which the admins have deleted and warned me for spamming!!!!! – get a fucking life!!! and if you write to me directly looking for any form of support or succour for you and yours, if I can provide it and make you feel a little less unhappy over this coming festive season I will if at all humanly possible. Money. food. company is yours for the asking. Its not a show of righteous virtue signalling my fellow cunters, its a guaranteed offer to help a fellow human being down on his uppers. If I can help with some brass, send me an address and I will gladly help you out – that’s not a loan, that’s a gift. Stay safe and well my friend and do NOT hesitate to call on me.
        PS – if you feel happier mailing me direct that’s ok too. God Bless my friend
        Bill

  11. Having been sat for three and a half hours with the engine switched off approaching the Dartford bridge, while some cunt decides to be ‘talked down’ by the police.
    I think I can safely say that (not) launching yourself off a major road transport artery is not the way to endear yourself to several thousand pissed off commuters who are tired and just want to get home.

    The police didn’t help by not just tasering the cunt in the first place and subsequently closing the bridge down to one lane.
    (WHY!!!!?)

    Further cunt points can be earned by the copper who threatens the bloke who shouted “JUMP! YOU CUNT!” with a caution.

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