Not a maiden voyage on these hallowed pages, but corpulent pie addict and perennial bullshitter, Mike Brewer, needs a thorough re-cunting.
The working element on wheeler Dealers, Edd China, decided to leave the show as he was unhappy with the direction the show was going under its new custodians – i.e. less focus on the workshop and more focus on Brewer bollockspeak. Seems fair to me.
I have seen myself two separate YouTube interviews of Brewer giving two completely different accounts how Edd China left the show. Apparently Brewer and his family have received death threats over it, which is a tad extreme and Edd himself has condemned such behaviour, but has commented that Brewer is a fibber over this.
I can’t thinking that fatso has somewhat thrown himself under the bus. I used to enjoy Edd China’s contributions but Brewer is a shiny-faced, fibbing ex car dealer who is reminiscent of a honey glazed hog roast.
Nominated by Paul Maskinback
Mike Brewer is cool as fuck.
Love wheeler dealers, me. Love it.
Wears some alright coats an’all.
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Got to agree birdman, I like Wheeler Dealers as well,p although when they make fuck all profit and Edd has done tonnes of work in a garage that would cost about £100,000 is a bit unrealistic because let’s face it how many cunts have a garage where they can do all the work let alone know how to do it. Entertaining though.
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Also agree Birdman. Speaking as someone who has only ever dabbled around under the bonnet can say watching Ed China making the most difficult of jobs look look like a doddle absolutely fascinating. Mike “hold put your hand” Brewer has loads of enthusiasm and seems to know what he is doing most of the time although he is a bit too generous when it comes to selling the finished article. What’s not to like?
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I know fuck all about car mechanics, but loved WD because Edd made his troubleshooting, diagnosis and repairs so interesting to watch.
I didn’t know about the split until a new series recently started featuring some bloke called Ant. Straight onto the interweb to find out what happened and wouldn’t you know it, Brewer threw a hissy fit when Edd decided to move on. Called him “Judas” apparaently.
Edd absolutely made that show. Brewer is a cunt and the new version of WD can fuck off.
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J.R Cuntley wins “Spot the Jihadi “. Kabul just copped it. 40+ gone to wherever they believe.
( I’m back with a new e-mail and IP address. Please let me in!!
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No idea of what’s gone on but it’s a shame they’ve split up as the show was fuckin ace……..
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I’m glad they have split, looking forward to Ed turning up with a decent cunt for a new show.
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Regarding Dick Fiddler’s comments. I read the comments and I have seen a lot worse written about black people by various cunters and its been allowed to stay on the site. As most cunters know I’m half black and I don’t take anything on here to seriously and it seems a bit unfair to pick and choose what can stay and what can’t. I am not criticising the moderaters as they are doing a fine job as Dioclese did before but surely it’s got to be consistent in terms of what’s offensive. A cunt is a cunt at the end of the day regardless of faith, race, sexuality and gender. That’s my thoughts on the subject.
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I agree, Black and White Cunt.
Cyclists, vegetarians and Liam Gallagher fans get a lot of shite thrown my way, but it’s pish in the pool to me and I wouldn’t want it any other way.
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It might be the moderators interpreted Dick’s post to be personally directed at Kravdarth, who’s post Dick was responding to. Moderators may have thought Dick fell foul of the following:
“In England and Wales the Public Order Act 1986 prohibits, by its Part 3, expressions of racial hatred, which is defined as hatred against a group of persons by reason of the group’s colour, race, nationality (including citizenship) or ethnic or national origins. Section 18 of the Act says:
A person who uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or displays any written material which is threatening, abusive or insulting, is guilty of an offence if—
(a) they intends thereby to stir up racial hatred, or
(b) having regard to all the circumstances racial hatred is likely to be stirred up thereby.”
(I suggested they “get a room”)
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Is 4×2 a race?
My gran was a 4×2 and and she didn’t look any different to her Scottish Christian neighbours and we could all become one tomorrow if we wanted.
Madonna became one
Fuck!!!! Sammy Davis jnr was one.
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4×2’s are common in Ethiopia or some lovely shitehole like that . They are supposedly a lost tribe.
Then there’s an island off India that is inhabited by a more Indian looking version and only they live there.
Fucked if I know…….
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Agree, it’s all a bit blurry, but generally 4x2s are classified as a race, and/or a religion, though most are not religious in my experience. Technically, you’re only a Jew if your mother was a Jew. All very confusing.
1930s Germany obviously had no problem identifying 4x2s as a race. Nor did the Russians, murdering them in their thousands during the 19th Century. Have often thought if the 4x2s weren’t so successful in their chosen fields, there wouldn’t be such hatred directed at them.
I would not feel safe in the world if I was of Jewish descent.
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You’re right B&WC, a cunt is a cunt no matter what race, religion, gender or sexual persuasion. One minority has learned better than any other how to mange and to a degree exploit prejudice against them, real, imagined or just plain made up to such a degree no one dares question them or their actions openly for fear of being accused of all sorts of heinous hate crimes.
This sort of BS breeds inequality and intolerance. A punch in the face is a punch in the face no matter what motivates it. If we are saying punching people in the face is illegal the motivation should not be a factor when considering the punishment. Neither should the religion, ethnic origin or sexual persuasion of the victim.
As far as this site goes, if we are going to consider the sensitivities of one minority then we should do so for all or we are hypocrites and hence cunts. We all have our own personal bias and prejudices, even the snowiest snowflake can justify vilifying an a group or an individual.
Some groups have more than their fair of cunts but every group has people in it that are not cunts or at least no more a cunt than all us cunters.
Mike Brewer being a cunt is not a revelation though is it?
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Well said Sixdog Vomit.
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Fully agree with the broad thrust of your post Sixdog, except maybe this bit: “One minority has learned better than any other how to manage and to a degree exploit prejudice against them…”
Perhaps I’ve misunderstood, but I think the blacks and the muzzies have been at least, if not more adept, at exploiting real or imagined prejudice against themselves, often with violence being their principle weapon of choice.
Besides, anyone who consciously exploits prejudice is a cunt.
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I think it’s fair to say that the model used by minorities now was created and promoted by the ADL and the like. When a group manages top make it illegal to investigate or question history I think they have to be awarded top dog status. Now other minority groups are exploiting the same tactics to edit history in their favour.
Nothing should be beyond question or reproach, be that creed, colour, religion or history.
As B&WC points out the language used in regards to blacks and other ethnic\religious groups has not been delicate has it? Today in this thread no one actually say the word Jew let alone use some of the less attractive terms. 4 X 2 was seen as being relatively safe I guess? Rhyming slang and all that?
I don’t have an have to grind with Jews any more than I do with Muslims or Scientologists, Israel\Palestine whatever, it’s a shit hole inhabited by maniacs who want to kill each other. Not my war.
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If we’re limiting debate to the way this site is moderated then on balance I tend to agree with you.
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Mike Brewer is an utter cunt who has created a new breed if cunts which you will encounter should you ever sell a used car.
This is the cunt that will offer you around 60% if your asking price as he wants to be “a wheeler dealer”.
In reality, turning up to view a car and behaving like Brewer does on screen is likely to get you a punch in the face or a size 10 up the shitter.
Give wheeler dealing a try at Fattys used cars and see how you get on;
http://www.mikebrewermotors.com
The maths never truly works out and there is always items withheld from the calculations in order to show profit such as the shiny new brakes or new tyres fitted to the freshly painted wheels that didn’t get mentioned.
Ed’s part however was true mechanics and the most interesting part of the show. Quite a clever innovative guy in my opinion, where Brewer is just a fat dick.
Ed’s replacement is a wooden cunt. He did a car show on Ch4 or 5 with him from Ashes to ashes and I thought pretty poor.
The non tech cunt always ruins the show though, just look at that Car SOS where that Radio knob Tim Shaw takes up too much space in the show leaving the mechanic little airtime.
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They probably don’t realise it’s scripted as well, they always agree with him to lower the price the cunts.
I hate the way he goes “‘old aht ya ‘and” and proceeds to yank the cunts arm off. “You got a deal and ahve got an Austin Healy”
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Iconic Beano comics character, Dennis the Menace is now to be known as just plain Dennis to be “reflective of the world we all live in today”…
Jesus fucking Christ… First Marvel Comics, then Star Wars, then Doctor Who, and now Dennis The Menace?! Where will it all end?!? What is “reflective of the world we all live in today” is the utter stupidity and of this… Every day we get something dafter from these barmpot PC cunts…
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Where will it all end? Presumably here. We’ve already lost Dick, though he may have inadvertently overstepped the mark legally. Some cunt is bound to be out there just waiting for an opportunity to shut us down.
Don’t go Dick…perhaps we could Crowdfund him into staying?
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I take it he won’t be up to his old tricks with Walter the Snowflake, I mean the Softy?
Has he came out yet ?
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I got booked by a traffic warden this morning because I was on double yellows with a front wheel flat waiting to get it changed, the cunt goes “not my problem, you should have broke down somewhere else”
Eventually got the wheel changed and got back to the depot to finish and me and the boss have checked the dashcam and not only as it got him clear as fuck it’s picked him up saying what he said so my boss is going to get onto the council and play fuck with them.
I’ve got 4 days off now thank fuck.
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Fucking hate jobsworth cunts, parking cunts especially. Some cunts do take liberties parking and they need to dealt with. But when it comes to shit like a breakdown\flat tyre there needs to be some slack given.
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I’ve read about them booking ambulances and fire engines on call outs.
09:05 it was as well, the cunt must have only just come on shift and had his eyes light up when he saw me there.
I thought “should I?” but I’ve been done before for grabbing one by the throat.
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That ticket is a truck load of horse shit, Mr CP. Do keep us informed as to what transpires. That TW is a prime example of why people hate the cunts so much. Monkey pox on the dosey bastard.
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We’ll just get an apology and the ticket rescinded.
A couple of years ago I was on an overnighter so I pulled over and stopped in this area where between the hours of 7pm and 7am it’s ok to park so I got my head down for the night.
Woke up the next morning to find when I started the engine to build up the air pressure to operate the brakes I discovered there was a fault with the compressor so it wouldn’t fill the tanks hence I can’t operate the brakes so I ring for assistance they said they’ll get there about 9-9:30. Anyway not long before that traffic twat turns up, “you can’t park here” I told him I’m not parked I’m broken down, the brakes don’t work and he goes “don’t get smart with me if the brakes aren’t working why hasn’t it rolled away” so I told the silly cunt about the air pressure problem and that you can’t take the handbrake off without air in the system and that the wagon was effectively seized solid and he fires back another snarky remark “well you should’ve known you had this problem before you parked here last night”
That’s when I grabbed him by the throat and slammed him against the trailer(I got a £250 fine for that, he was traumatised apparently).
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Not sure what the fall out is about regarding Dick’s exit stage left. All I do know is I greatly enjoy his and many of the regular contributors’ posts. The standard of the profanity laden, insulting put down rants here on ISAC are unparalleled. They’re often both hilarious and educational. There are some very smart and well informed people on this site. The more the merrier I say. I sincerely hope Mr Fiddler returns once the dust settles. Happy New Year to all. Cheers – I.Y.
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What have I missed then?
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Car salesman = lying bobwhite cunt who will say anything to get what he wants…..see Brewer
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I was in car sales and management for many years.
Although there are a whole host of cunts in it, the motor trade has some really good people in it the same as anything else.
I will add that people seem to think that all car salesmen are lying , cheating cunts. It ain’t true. The profit margins, particularly in new car sales are sometimes non existent and certainly not the thousands of pounds that everyone “knows to be true” .
All that said, Mike Brewer is a first class cunt whose “deals” are a rehearsed joke. Yes, I know he owns a car dealership, but he bought it and someone else runs it. He also doesn’t know one end of a car from the other mechanically.
The profit thing seems to be a common misconception. Even when I had my newsagents (which really was a struggle) every time I sold a newspaper for 40p people seemed to think I made a £1 profit some how. It was actually 9p gross.
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Can’t stand Brewer, he’s an obnoxious little prick, always telling people “my mechanic” this and “my mechanic” that and the fact that he’s happy with his £1000 profit when Ed has done 100 hrs of work. But the worst thing about Brewer is his inability to talk properly, he speaks like a 3-year-old, during the last episode I watched he talked anout “free fings he was bovvered about on a nineteen ninety free” car and what a “frill” it was to drive after Ed fixed it, there’s no “th” in Mikes world.
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