Congratulations to myself (Shaun) who has won Deadpool 76 by picking the former King Of Romania King Michael who has died at the grand old age of 96.
So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 77.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My picks (Shaun)
Liam Miller
Johnny Hallyday
Rayya Elias
Mark E Smith
Shane MacGowan
Tessa Jowell
Woody Allen
Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
Madeleine Albright
Nice one Shaun..
0
Roy Hattersley
Robert Mugabe
Mark Serwotka
The Queen
Dennis Skinner
0
Yoko Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Olivia deHaviland
Ringo
Nicholas Parsons
0
Congratulations Shaun.
My nom’s
Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Doris Day
Tony Bennett
Martin Sheen
0
We need a few more dead Romanians if you ask me.
Lord Heseltine
June Whitfield
Everton Weekes
Sylvia Sims
Jack Charlton
1
Denis Norden
Gordon Banks
Jim Bowen
David Van Day
Murray Walker
0
Thelma Barlow
Prince Phillip
Windsor Davies
Vera Lynn
Johnny Briggs
0
Patrick Cryne
Ray Reardon
Jill Gascoine
Anna Karen
Jim Dale.
Good shot, Shaun.
0
Lionel Blair
Bob Dole
Mel Brooks
Bobby Charlton
Barry Chuckle
0
Jimmy Greaves
Henry Kissinger
Winnie Mandela
Ken Dodd
Steven Hawkins
0
Christ that was quick and most orf me best noms filched already. Bastards.
Roy Hudd
Fenella Fiefding
Tony Bennett
Rhonda Fleming
Con Clusky
0
Tony Bennett gone old bean, ahem.
1
Thank you so much for that information old heart. May you take it up the arse without lubrication.
Meanwhile I will nap
Albert Finney
2
Thank you for your kind thoughts old trout , but I’ll stick with the cocoa and hot muffins if you don’t mind.
Cold snap on the way, hope you haven’t spent the winter fuel allowance on brandy and port.
Toodle-oo.
2
Lord Carrington
Grace Mugabe
George H W Bush
Stan Lee
Kirk Douglas
0
Tim Healy,
Joan Collins
Maradonna
Mary Berry
Dennis Waterman
0
Well done Shaun.
Angela Lansbury
Jimmy armfield
Bobby Charlton
Colin Powell
Richard Chamberlain
0
I’ve taken Sir Bobby I’m afraid to report my good man
0
Smartass cunt Shaun.
My nominations
Theresa May
Nicola Sturgeon
Alex Salmond
Angela Merkel
Hilary Cunton
Any one of them will do……..
1
Nice one, Shaun…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Pete Murray
Eileen Derbyshire
0
Clive James
Leslie Phillips
Earl Cameron
George A Cooper
Judith Kerr
0
Burt Reynolds
Mad Mike Hughes
0
Barbara Bush
Hans Blix
Baroness Trumpington
Jacques Chirac
Larry King.
0
Meatloaf
Roy Walker
Des Lynam
Des O’connor
Sir Nicholas Soames MP
0
Jimmy Carter
George Bush Senior
Charles Aznavor
Donald Southerland
Bob Hawke
0
Apols I mistook Geroge HW for W, I shall go for Barbara Bush – Keep it in the family
0
Valerie Harper
Javier Perez de Cuelar
Pope Benedict
Prunella Scales
Peter Sutcliffe
0
Sir Ian McKellen
Ian Holm
Mick Hucknall
Ozzie Ozbourne
David Moyes
0
Peter Sutcliffe
Rodrigo Alves
Bill Ward
Tyson Fury
Michael Stone
0
Cunt, my Sutcliffe has gone. Gimme Levi Belfield instead.
0
Noam Chomsky
George Soros
Ric Flair
Leon ‘Vader’ White
Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer
0
Terry Jones
Jerry Maren (Last surviving munchkin)
Richard O’Sullivan
Patricia Routledge
John Savident.
0
Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt
The cunts.
1
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Joss Ackland
Jesse Ventura
Steven Williams (out of the X Files)
0
And congrats to Shaun (again)
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Maggie Smith
Neil Simon
0