David Davis seems to have lost the plot on the Brexit negotiations and associated matters. Davis was nailed to the wall for fudging his way through another select comittee hearing, due to basic incompetence over these supposed ‘impact statements’.
I voted leave and will believe in the ethos of Britain’s autonomy and sovereignty until my dying day – but when I voted I never dreamed what a calamitous bunch of cunts would end up at the helm during the business end of actually getting us out.
May’s spinelessness does out-cunt Davis but I have never seen a man in politics so absolutely out of his depth as Davis appears to be in his role as Brexit chief cunto.
At one time I lamented his loss to Cameron in the Conservative leadership race all those years ago. Now I’m beginning to think that the Eton mess pigfucker was perhaps the lesser of two evils.
Davis, you’re nuffink. Now, like your unfortunate namesake did during the defining scene of ‘Scum’, get in the fucking greenhouse with Juncker, Barnier and Tusk and try not to scream too loudly as each of them successively buggers you onto oblivion.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
Watching these stupid cunts trying to negotiate through the the biggest political event in at least the last fifty years is like watching some sort of shit cunt reality show, where some people need emergency repairs to their house, but instead of getting in some reputable builders, the allow their two pre teen children sort it out.
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I always think, at least we are out. That 40 billion would have been paid by us in 4 years had we remained and we would have been shelling out 10 billion a year after that in to eternity. The ECJ is what is getting under my nose, different laws for EU citizens, we should make up a few of our own for them, like speaking English and all foreign women having to suck of a Britishman every last Friday night of the month.
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We’re not out yet.
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Maybe I’m going a bit Spivey-in-the-head, but does today’s news look a bit as if it could all have been somewhat “here’s one we did earlier”, and popped in the microwave at the last mo ??
Malleable Mogadon gets thrown a lifeline by Junckunt and Verminhofstadt, lives to flail around for a little longer on the political scene. Brussels has so far been spared their nightmare of a GB total walk-away, and JR-M won’t get to be PM quite yet.
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I think 40 billion is a bit of a result considering 100 billion was talked about. But it still works out about £1000 per white person.
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It was only the Torygraph scaremongering with that £100bn figure – so that when we ended up paying only half of that it would seem like a victory.
Don’t forget that only last week David Davis was dismissing 35-40 billion as a “made up figure” that he “didn’t recognise”. Probably didn’t recognise it because the lazy piss artist hadn’t read the paperwork.
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Makes you realise that everyone dodged a bullet when the Pig Fiddler bet Davis in that leadership contest doesn’t it?
The Tories should have run a proper one instead of letting May virtually walk into the job.
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Actually it was The Financial Times who originally broached the €100billion EU divorce payment figure:
https://www.ft.com/content/cc7eed42-2f49-11e7-9555-23ef563ecf9a
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My mistake. Well spotted.
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Sorry, the fucking link above doesn’t work, but the Reuters report below covers the original FT story:
“The UK has agreed to fully honor its financial commitments to the European Union, assuming liabilities worth up to 100 billion euros ($118.44 billion), as part of its agreement with the European Union on the Brexit divorce bill, the Financial Times reported on Tuesday.
The UK’s net payments on the liabilities, discharged over many decades, could fall to less than half that amount, FT said, citing several diplomats familiar with the talks.
Britain and the EU have reached agreement on a Brexit divorce bill of between 45 billion and 55 billion euros, the Daily Telegraph newspaper reported earlier on Tuesday.
The newspaper also said that an agreement in principle has now been reached over the EU’s demand for a 60 billion-euro financial settlement.
The European Commission declined to comment on the FT report.”
And if you think £45billion is the final payment then you’re probably living in La La Land.
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I don’t mean you personally Fred!
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It’sc alled management of expectations…
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I’d quite happily double my share to £2000 if we could shoot the EU cunts into outer space.
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Cheap at half the price!
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There’s an Armenian Quarter in Jerusalem?! What the fuck are those Gyppo Eurocunts doing in the Holy City?! Jerusalem full of Eurowogs and Peaceful cunts? Just like Britain then…
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Bah, should have just walked away and gone WTO rules.
These negotiations have been an embarrassment and insult to us all.
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Can’t do WTO rules because that would require a hard border in NI.
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And we cannot attempt to negotiate Trade Deals on WTO terms with any non EU Nation while we remain within the single market.
No fucking chance will we be free.
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Re Oireland, a good line in Neverenders tonight –
“Us Oirish don’t know what the hell we want, but we’ll fight tooth and nail for it”
Fick-Mick Ca?’er is a nutless little creep.
His mum Shirl for PM.
OK, I know she’s only a fictional character, but given some of the toss we’ve had, it couldn’t get any worse, could it ??
Oh feck , Corbyn, Flabbot and Mr. Benn.
If we can’t get Shirl into No. 10, it’ll have to be Dave the Cat.
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Build the Wall Of Cunts along the border and pretend it’s going up for purely aesthetic reasons, the thick micks won’t twig until it’s too late, and possibly not even then!
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Nailed it TECB, Davis can hold his own in the Playschool pit of Westminster politics but Barnier and the rest of the bottom feeding cretins are slimy fuckers with no incentive to make it easy or fair. Was like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob at times.
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Couldn’t put it a better way L2.We shouldn’t have wasted time trying to reason with cunts like Barnier and Druncker.
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Tucked away in the small print is the worrying clause which states that in the absence of a later agreement, the UK will ensure “full alignment” with the rules of the customs union and single market that uphold the Good Friday Agreement. This is the key clause and I’m surprised the media is not making more of it. I think there is zero chance of any “later agreement” precisely because of the Irish border issue – which means we effectively remain in the CU and SM, but with no influence.
I have never seen a more woefully embarassing performance by any British politician than that of David Davis in front of the Brexit Committee when he admitted that the so-called Impact Assessments did not exist. You’re about to create the most monumental upheaval since the end of WW2 and Davis thinks it’s not worth doing any Impact Assessments – despite creating the impression in the HoC and in front of previous select committees that he had done. What a fucking useless, clueless, lazy, moronic cunt.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/what-is-brexit-asks-david-davis-20171207140497
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/david-davis-pays-50m-to-get-out-of-gym-contract-20171204140271
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Great cunting Fred. Why would we have to have the border to use WTO rules? Sorry if I’m being a bit thick.
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If the UK defaults to WTO rules (using copied-and-pasted versions of the EU’s tariffs in the short term), the EU still has to maintain its side of the border, so that would require a check on all goods coming into Ireland (still part of the EU) from NI, Scotland, Wales and England. The EU’s existence as a free trade area depends on its ability to demonstrate to the WTO that it can control all its external borders effectively.
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I propose a new agreement.
To be called the TGIF Agreement.
Am also thinking of a “Nailing Evil Cunts To A Cross Agreement”.
If, of course, there is enough timber on this planet.
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Agree Fred, that “full alignment” clause flying under the media radar is key: remaining in the Single Market and the Customs Union until the Irish border question is solved to the satisfaction of Ireland /EU /UK and the DUP means we’re likely to be stuck in the CU & SM in perpetuity…we can wave goodbye to control over EU migration for starters.
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Yep, they’re trying to sell us a crock of shit, just like the Pig Fiddler did with those so called ”negotiations” of his before the Brexit vote.
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It didn’t help that while he was allegedly “negotiating”, Porky McHumpsnout was telling everyone in Brussels that “Remain is going to win by 60-40 – maybe more”. Not much incentive for the EU to offer any concessions at all while the arrogant posh cunt was shooting his mouth off like that.
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So, he bragds how he thought the vote would go, he doesn’t even try to negotiate, tries to fob us off with the ”deal” he got, then tries Project Fear in the run up to the referendum and then throws his toys out of the pram and quits when it all goes the way he didn’t want it to go…….
God, he truly was an ultra-cunt, heir to Blair indeed.
And then, if he had it his way, we would have had to suffer Gideon as PM. We all know May is the shits, but would Gideon have been any better?
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As low as I rate Gideon, on an objective level it’s hard to see how anyone could be worse than Mrs May. All she’s ever done is make fine speeches, but ALWAYS fails to deliver and follow through on the ground!
I do not believe a single word she says anymore. Still COTY, imo.
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Not as big a cunt as Edward Heath though, the traitorous bastard…
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I have just been forced to contact the BBCunts complaints dept. I was sitting watching the news eating my bacon and mushroom omelette when up pops Verpeadostadt with his hair curtains in the fully open position revealing his ugly four eyed gap toothed mush in full HD. It was an involuntary action that I shouted FUCKING CUNT at the screen with such force that the screen became splatterd with said gastronomic delight from 2 metres away. I have requested that in future they give ample warning when high octane cunts are going to appear on our screens. Cunts.
By the way do cunters think that the EU cunts are over playing Varadkwar because of his batty boyness?
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Of course they are, what better way to do things than big up the EU’s pet pillow biter?
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You’re right on there. They warn us when there’s flash photography because once upon a time some cunt had an epileptic fit while watchin telly. What about all the others who have had a stroke when seeing some EU cunts on the flat screen ! You got to hand it to the EU though, fucking experts at appointing mega-cunts into top positions.
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I’ll give the EU that, they know their cunts.
And what a motley shower it is!
Tusk – the man who is universally despised in him homeland!
Juncker – corrupt boozed up cunt from a small no-mark country that looks more important than it is because of the EU
Verhofstadt – looks like an ugly nonce cunt and is from another no-mark state.
Also aided by the not!fenian fudge packer and that non-wit from Malta and of course noted establishment cunt Macron.
Christ, it’s like a comic book rogues gallery!
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Agreed.
The announcement “This report contains images that some viewers may find especially disturbing” should always be given.
In relation to Verminhofstadt, I should think that most Belgian toddlers could be very scared indeed.
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And their parents……
Christ, who let that abortion live?
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and a total cad !
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He has a CD plate on his limo..Coathanger-Dodger.
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Farage was interviewed and said what we all know. May scuttling over was an embarrassment. I have never been a Ukipper but we needed some common sense and fucking dignity in these negotiations.
Negotiation – give and take
EU negotiation – give, give, and give a lot more.
And why the fuck is the Irish border so fucking crucial? We will have notional borders with all the EU, just because there’s no sea doesn’t make sense to me.
This whole process is a disgrace. Tougher negotiations to come they say. By fuck that’s going to cost us.
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This Irish border thing is suddenly en vogue. 3 months ago no cunts mentioned it. Now the whole fucking deal is pivatol around it. We need to stand on the border, take 4 or 5 paces north, and do a Hadrian. The quality of my life will be reduced by 0% If we never buy anything ever again from the Irish cunts.
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H i guys sorry but just had to mention ,i read in the paper that mohammed guy got 10 years him and is brother was living in moss side it says his brother was in a wheel chair after being shot in the spine while fighting for is so why the fuck was he being looked after and claiming disabillity and being cared for by the fucking tax payer.
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Hey ANDZ, good to have you back. It’s been a while.
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I remember a film about likely effects of nuclear war in GB – I think it involved the bombing of Sheffield. All GPs were to be issued with revolvers as a form of in-extremis first aid for those in immense suffering.
If this cunt was shot in the spine, it would surely be better to save the NHS money it hasn’t got, and shoot him one last time, in the head.
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Threads.
At the same time the yanks did one called The Day After. It was based in a hospital after the bombs fell. Miraculously the hospital survived the blast while everything else was flattened. It also ignored radioactive fallout. Typical yank shit…
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I’m not sure I buy all this incompetence shit. The only incompetence was by the pig shagger who gave us the referendum in the first place. That was a very bad mistake.
The rest looks like a cunning plan to wriggle out of that mistake. How much of a cunt do you have to be to lose a 24 point lead in an election? We’ve been done up like a kipper.
No change there then.
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Agree entirely re cunning plan. From day one. Everything else is flim-flam smoke & mirrors.
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The poor peacefuls who wre trying to do us a favour should be released without charge. Any cunt trying to take out May is more than welcome to pop her. Fucking bitch
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Totally agree. I would never make an MI5 agent. If I had come across these cunts trying to knock off the hunchback I would have looked the other way and left the file in the pub toilet.
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Mrs May is definitely my cunt of the year.
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After this, how could she not be?!
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Not just a “soft” Brexit,it’s a “dribbling down yer leg” Brexit. Blair, Cable, Clegg,Miller and the like can rest easy. They’ve as good as got what they wanted already. I dread to imagine the position that we’ll be in nationally by the time this shitefest is settled.
It’ll be the last time that I bother to vote. Total waste of time. True what they say “If voting made a difference it would be illegal.”
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Not even that Fiddler, it’s a fucking sell out, it’s not a Brexit.
As the yanks would say we’ve been sold a bill of goods.
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Yeah, unless Sir Nigel and his rich pal form some new Brexit party I have voted for the last time. This referendum was the first time in my life I have cast a winning vote and the fuckers have stolen it from me.
I’ll still go down the polling station just to write my thoughts on the ballot paper. It won’t change anything but it will make me feel better.
It will be totally clean and no swearing…….no, fuck it, I can’t promise that. CUNTS!!!
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Are you surprised Freddie? God forbid the cunts actually follow the people’s wishes on something like this! This has been a concerted effort to fuck over Brexit.
The biggest kicker? If the cunts put as much effort into giving us a proper Brexit as they have fucking it over, it would have worked magnificently and the cunt politicians might have even earned our respect.
But no, they do what they can to maintain their rotten globalist status quo.
I hope something bad happens to all the cunts, and especially those cunts in the EU.
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They’ll go the way of their mentor the Soviet Union, though not without causing a huge amount of suffering in the process first though.
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Without causing suffering Baker? Without causing suffering?
My dear fellow cunter, that wretched institution has already caused untold suffering already.
Never mind what they want to do to those who refuse to toe the line.
Look how the ECJ cunts are now targeting Hungary because of said country’s stance on Grand Cuntmaster Soros (now there’s a cunt whose shuffling of his mortal coil ins long overdue, bastard should have gone the way of Maxwell after how he nearly ended the Bank of England).
Also, look at their grand plan of replacing all the troublesome natives with a herd of fucking ugly peacefuls that they think that they can control.
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I said “not without causing a huge amount of suffering” PMS, meaning on top of suffering already caused… Admit I phrased it clumsily though, and not for the first time…
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Eh, it’s alright man, we’re both on the same page anyway right?
That the EU needs to go to hell for all the shit it’s caused!
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As the Great Man said…https://youtu.be/_8mduTEvnU0
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Put noms in for COTY, what a fucking smorgasbord of cunts in one place! Worst organisation had to be Al Beeb, as they are essentially mouthpieces for the EU and Labour Party who we cannot ‘divorce’.
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I note a nice big jump in the global stock markets today. A lot of rich cunts feeling optimistic…..I wonder why?
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Oh, that’s because their status quo has been preserved.
I bet that cunt in charge of Goldman Suchs creamed his pants at this Brexit stitch up.
Christ, it’s because of cunts like this that Comrade Corbyn has a platform for people to buy into his bullshit.
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Yeah, I never dreamed i’d see the day when students, fucking STUDENTS, would be marching on the streets in support of Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan and fucking Deutschebank!!
Now we know what Blair meant by “education, education and education”. When you can persuade cunts to pay 9 fucking grand a year to be brainwashed you know when you are on to a winner. Fuck me i’m fucking angry tonight.
I’m going up the fucking pub.
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Students are cunts. They are cunts who are not nearly as clever as they think they are. They all dance to tune of the likes of Goldman Fuckwads, JP Mongmen and the Goosestepperbank and they don’t even realise it.
If I were dictator of this fucking country, I would make that level of stupidity a crime with only one punishment and sentence.
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And they’re all cunts who pay a fortune to look like knobheads… They wear keks full of holes/rips, they have stupid fucking hair, and they have no manners whatsoever… Well, apart from the blonde student that gets on my tram… She is very polite and she also has a spectacular arse…
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And you have to work out what the fuck they are ‘identifying’ as that week, attention seeking cunt is usually a safe bet.
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Then you have to try and figure out what will distress them to the point of needing their safe space this week too.
It’s shit like this is why I never ever considered doing University after I left college, I would have pasted some cunts within days and I’m not the type to go out a start aggro!
Students…….. cunts! BAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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“You’ve ruined our future!” they whine, yes because your degree in Gender Studies and African Dance plus £30,000 of student debt will come in massively handy.
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I can proudly say that I went straight into employment right out of college.
I’ve been a taxpayer for just over 10 years now…… I bet that’s more than most of those student cunts will ever contribute!
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PMS,
The blonde student on your tram might well be Polish…
We have some sizzlers here in Cardiff, makes a welcome change from the local pit-ponies.
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Apologies…
I meant Norman.
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The young lady is actually English, but has quite a posh accent…I think if I had a night with that I’d be dead in the morning… Fit is not the word for that student piece…
Spot on about most other students though… I saw one while on a job in Bury town centre… There was a load of the twats, but there was this one particular student, and this student was walking around the high street with a dummy in their gob… A fucking baby’s dummy! Obviously does it to get attention/noticed/phonefilmed/ tweeted etc… The cunt should be fucking hung…
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Maybe it was one of those kinky adult babies??
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If they think Corbyn is the answer for university fees they may as well be doing Bitcoin economics.
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Also, these are the same cunts who say on twatter and the like that all of us who voted for Brexit need to be removed from the gene pool.
Heh, the only ones who need scrubbing from the gene pool are those revolting little cunts!
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I believe now, more than ever, that with the exception of Nigel Farage not one of the cunts in Westminster (including BoJo and Pob) wanted a leave vote.
The writing was on the wall when the vote was cast and colour drained immediately from BoJo’s usually ruddy complexion!
BoJo came out (cosmetically) on the side of leave such that after the Remain vote had won, BoJo could use that in a: “And I was on your side, not lIke pig fucker!” leadership campaign.
This was brought ahead of schedule and – as he was to cunt Cameron – Pob cunted him.
I wasn’t displeased when May got in in their stead but now she is COTY.
I wasn’t displeased when David Davis was assigned Brexit minister (as I thought he’d at least have some stones to stick it Juncker, et. al.) but no he’s has as much impact as a Eider duck feather landing on a solid granite table.
Granted his armoury was hampered somewhat by the disastrous general election result but even so, what an ineffectual cunt!
The whole lot of them are like Monty Python’s 100yd dash for people with no sense of direction. Cunts.
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Johnson would say or do absolutely anything as long as it suited his personal agenda. I believe him to be a totally unprincipled,self-interested charlatan. In his own vernacular,he is a bounder.
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Boris would never have been on the Leave side if he didn’t think it had a genuine chance of winning.
He’s a opportunistic troll really.
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Like Rebel says, Boris wanted to lose so he could be the darling of Tory party membership which was overwhelmingly pro Leave. Expected to position himself nicely to be voted leader after Cameron who was due to stand down before next election. But Leave won and Boris lost. What a disaster he would have been as PM…probably as bad as May, but in a very different way…
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Oh fuck, ignore all that, I phrased it really badly. Just wanted to express opinion that Boris was not on the Leave side to win. A narrow lose would have suited him down to the ground. Cunt.
Goodnight, and sorry for wasting your time.
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Or as in the World Wankng Championships with the UK coming fucking nowhere.
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I know I am probably talking fantasy, but we can now only hope that the EU eventually goes bust without our cash and the whole rotten shitbox drops to pieces.
I would like to tie Drunkard, Rusk, Barmy and that knobgoblin Vercuntstadt together as a big, amorphous clod of useless flesh and run the shitting thing over, repeatedly, with a big fuck off traction engine.
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Spot on.
If anyone asks me what I want for Christmas and birthday this year, a lot of these cunts “doing the decent thing” would be my answer…
They are, after all, the gift that keeps on taking.
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They won’t go bust before we’ve handed over our £50 billion. After they’ve embezzled it, or pissed it down the shitter, only then will they go bust. Good money after bad, what mugs we are.
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Class 1 Grade A cunts Shitcake.
Giving away more or OUR money for nothing on return to nasty immoral lying fuckers instead of to the people of this country.
Complete capitulation. But here in East Anglia apparently local press (not at all representative of the referendum result) feel TM has done a great job!!
http://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/theresa-may-brexit-victory-1-5314588
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Agreed PM.
As Tim Vine often says they will be “chuffed to bits”
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Ps Davis is a repugnant, model of turpitude and he looks like an over-indulged polar bear.
May is way too much of a Mavis to sack the cocksucker for lying, bringing the party into {further} disrepute and not doing his fucking job properly.
Still he has pulled the rabbit from the hat and shat all over the woollen rug of Brexit. The pig fucker will be cracking a fizzy one open this weekend.
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Perhaps you could challenge me to a duel? I’d rather you didn’t because I might shit myself and run away.
We’ve all made cunts of ourselves……I could keep you amused for hours with stories of my cuntish behaviour. I wouldn’t worry about it mate…..it’s not that kind of forum.
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