A song from WWII by Vera Lynn? No the sound orf crazed fillies screaming in panic. Yes that old favourite PANIC once again hits the streets orf Blighty. The Chav crowds oit and enjoying a spot orf shoplifting and shirtlifting up West while fighting for a bargain are suddenly fighting for a safe space instead. Frightened fillies doing that annoying OMG hand flutter in front orf their gobs and being wrapped in space blankets while receiving counselling and blubbing into her mobile. Can’t beat a filly for multi-tasking. Plod with laser sight H&K MP5s filmed putting the red dot orn each other. Social cunts handing oit bottles orf water. TV reporters asking “wadda ya see..wadda ya see”. Same response “Ahm runnin’ ‘cos every other fucker’s runnin’ innit”.
In truth the cunts don’t know why they are running, it’s another new social phenomenon like flash mobs and fake news. It’s a panic innit. I would love to have put these bollock deficient snowflake cunts up in the East End during the Blitz. Give ’em a spot orf blast that turns the old lungs inside oit or a nice firestorm followed up by phosphorus shower. Feel the earth move me dahlings? Only an 1800kg bomb from a Heinkel. Remember the sound orf those engines for next time.
Turns oit a spot orf fisticuffs between two orf da black yoot kicked it orf. Bugger me, who needs ISIS to inspire the end orf human civilization when all you need is a Twatter account and chavs with mobiles.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke
Londonistan. Best avoided.
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Best move I ever made was escaping that smog ‘n’ wog filled bastion of bastardry.
Anyone stupid enough to traipse around the new New Delhi of Oxford Street by choice in the build-up to Christmas must be a cunt of unfathomable proportions.
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Not forgetting Pakicoat Lane, Pakibello Road, and Pakidilly Circus…
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My beloved city is now the playground of cunts, rapeugees, total arsewipes ad infinitum As a youngster London was magical to me. Living in the North West suburbs the Met line was the gateway to museums, historical buildings amazing shops the Thames great days. Travel out on the Met and I had the Chilterns as my green space. My maternal ancestors lived in the area for centuries. Only my brother and his family remain in the old stamping ground and now my nephew and nieces have married and moved away he will be moving soon.
Breaks my heart to see what has happened to the place I grew up in; turned into an overcrowded overbuilt cuntfest God rot the bastards.
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I was born in London and lived there or in the suburbs all my life untill the wife persuaded me to move to the sticks.
In truth I was dreading it, imagining everyone was a shit kicking carrot cruncher.
Their not, people are nicer, strangers say hello (found that weird at first) and the only people of colour run the excellent curry house and they understand the community and know their place.
Living in the capital or probably any big city now appears impossible unless your rich or on endless benefits.
I’d never move back for many reasons, I wish I’d done it years ago.
It’s nice to live somewhere where a hoedown has no connection to a hooker with a bullet wound…
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Now that my all-time favourite (and independent) shop has closed, and gone mail-order only, I am spared the bother of London.
I grew up in the south-west / Surrey suburbs, and I loved going up for concerts, and the record shops and bookshops.
However, computerisation of stock made everything so bland:
the new Foyle’s looks more like a scandinavian furniture shop / caff…I see no books !
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Me too – only place to get uncommercial records, unusual literature & proper porn back in the ’70s/’80s.
Hopefully I’ll never have to visit London again (touch wood)…
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I was Sarf Lunnun kid too. Schooled in Surbiton and Wimbledon. Worked in Holborn when I left school.
Stopped working in London after nearly getting bombed by the IRA. Moved down the M4 on a job move. Was dreading it, but turned out to be the best thing I ever did.
London is fucked. In my day Brixton was frowned on for being full of blacks. The blacks were pretty much OK. Now we are over run by brown peaceful types who live in the sort of squalor the blacks would never have tolerated.
I saw it coming. I was in LA in the seventies. As my dad used to say “US today, UK tomorrow”
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Encapsulated by Essex cuntlord and shit-tier karaoke singer, Olly Murs, tweeting his way through the ‘ordeal’, signing off by telling all his equally insipid followers that he ‘reached safety’.
What a perfect demonstration of sheep mentality fuelling itself into the depths of fucking stupidity.
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Murs is a fucking gaytard and a total cunt…
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Fucking narcissist. Where is that backpack full of nails when you really need it?
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How they survived Bonfire Night who they fuck knows? Some are probably still in a broom cupboard somewhere, tweeting about their ‘ordeal’ waiting for the all clear like those japs in WW2 who fought on for 20 years.
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What makes me sick about these libflake cunts is that they’ll give it all that ‘Don’t Look Crap In Anger’ ‘Bumble Bee Stickers’ and ‘They’re not all bad’ shite… Yet they hear a loud noise or if one or more of these sandwogs does run amok (again!) they run around and squeal like tarts in an On The Buses film when Stan and Jack have entered the ladies changing rooms… Somebody should tell these snowflake scum that they reap what they sow…
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Waste of breath Norm. Zombie lib wussies dumb beyond reason – couldn’t tell their bungholes from a cunt in the ground.
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That’s because some stupid cunt came up with Run, Hide & Tell, this stupid cunt idea of what someone should do in the event of an attack could only have came from one of her thickest advisors…
http://www.gavinbarwell.com
He fucked the Tory party putting MP’s out of work and made the party DUP dependent costing all of us a fortune.
Why she was stupid enough to believe an election was the right thing to do, I will never know. The only excuse I can see is she hoped getting elected in her own right would stop Sturgeon bleating about her not being elected and she was.
Well she pushed May and it cost her around half of her Westminster seats in the process instead and May did get elected in her own right.
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Had May been, in reality, “Strong & Stable”, the Tories would indeed have walked the election. The moment I witnessed her pathetic performance on The One Show (only time I’ve ever tuned in, honest) and found she’d included Fox Hunting in the manifesto, I knew the game was up.
Might have been better if Corbyn had won and allowed the Tories to regroup and return to clean of the inevitable mess left by Labour in time for the following election.
Trouble is the silly cow (and 90% of the population) believed her own propaganda…
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Look how well Labour regrouped after Milliband though, there’s always the risk it could be the same if Tories regrouped.
In a way they had a bit of a regroup after Cameron buggered off and that was ropey enough.
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Hopefully third time lucky…!
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You don’t win elections by hiding under the desk in your office and sending a sub to a televised debate…
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Fat, egoannuated cum-guzzling prick, Paul Hollywood is again front page news. Apparently the cunt can’t keep his tiny knob in his large pants and has cheated on his over-patient wife with some 22 y/o social media queen.
The celebration of talent-free turds like Hollywood is one of the reasons this now septic island has tipped itself down the shitter.
I would love to see Hollywood arse fucked with one of those 2 foot long icing rollers. Cunt.
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I wonder what attracted the 22 year old Social Media Whore to the millionaire Scouse cunt, Hollywood?….
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Don’t get me started on that fat over blown up his own ring cunt Hollywood.
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Yes please! Would love to watch.
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I’d like to see Mary Berry destroy his chocolate starfish with a 6″ diameter strap on.
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This is one of the big drawbacks to 24 news, whereas before by the time the 6 o’clock news came on it would be a non story now we have minute by minute Coverage of nothing at all fucking happening, I suppose it’s exciting for the newscasters who Might be having a dull day but perhaps in future they could first find out if anything of note was really happening before ploughing in with both feet.
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Probably in the minority here but i was born and bread in the Southend of London and i love it. But fuck me there are alot of these useless cunts around when you go into town.
The men are more effeminate then the women and dress like them too. Probably would piss themselves and have PTSD after seeing some actual manly behavior.
I putit down to most of them being soy boys and ha ing way to much estrogen in their system. Drink real milk you cunts and eat a steak two have a row whatever but stop fucking being pussies .
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Beckham started it, the metrosexual twat. Top knot, sari wearing, moisturising, tattooed sissy cunt.
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As I suggested in a previous cunting, the terrorists need do fuck all these days, just go out in the street with a noisy wog-box and play a few blasts of recorded gunfire, then walk off calmly while the snowflakes stampede or run around like headless chickens, the keystone cops can be relied on to do all the rest.
Can’t imagine how we can win this one…
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Trouble is you’d need a smattering of common sense and imagination to activate such an ambitious programme. Sadly our Government, and especially the official opposition, possesses neither common sense nor the slightest glimmer of imagination.
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Precisely my point…it’s enough to make a cat laugh.
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Swcurity guards in high viz jackets: You are not MI6 MI5 or CI5 just little hitler CUNTS.
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I agree… Most of these ‘security’ are low IQ minimum wage monkeys who act like Blakey on crack…
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They are G4S, the new 4th emergency service, knocking the AA off the spot.
Most of the G4S operatives do see more action than the average copper anyway.
How the fuck the AA thought they were anything other than just a national breakdown company organised by a big cunty call centre. Cunts.
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Why is it that wimmin can repeat the same shit over and over, usually day after day?
Yet when a bloke has a moan (brought on by the woman’s stupidity and daft ideas and whims) the wimmin say irritated ‘You keep saying it!’…?
Fucking cunts!
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Walked right past the Westminster Bridge tube station bomb about thirty seconds before it went off. Thought then ‘Fuck it! Time to leave this festering shitheap of a town!”
And that was half a century ago. No doubt it’s improved greatly since then.
Always reckoned that the best thing to do with London was to nuke the fucker and rebuild it properly. Not changed my opinion. I fucking hate the place. It’s a dump…
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Just saw that Olivia Coleman trying to cunt people for £3 for a thermal blanket for peaceful religion worshiper children.
Well she won’t be getting 3 of my finest Queen heads as I know that they cost far less than that in bulk if I can buy one for 2.50 retail.
https://www.sportsdirect.com/karrimor-survival-blanket-784224
Am I paying a CEO £90k a year to deliver them in his Mercedes S Class or something as well as the blanket?
Yer getting fuck all from me Coleman so just stump up yourself if you can’t bear to see it happening as much as you preach. Cuuuuuuuunt!
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Send this to that Coleman bitch took all of five seconds to Google
FL2688 – Emergency Foil Blankets
Description: Foil Blanket
Size: 1.32 x 2.10m
Pack Qty: 1 Blanket
Price Each
1 ‐ 20 £ 0.60
21 ‐ 500 £ 0.55
501 ‐ 2000 £ 0.50
2001 ‐ 5000 £ 0.45
5001 + £ 0.35
Not that I’m surprised charities are taking the piss. After Bonio, Geldof, Bonneville, McGregor etc combined worth of all them cunts in the 100’s of millions so ten percent from them would be a big amount of money for any charity you could mention and they still could pay the leccy and mortgage whereas most of us could not afford 0.10% of our worth as they would probably take most of us over the financial cliff.
Cunts the lot of them.
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Coleman’s been simmering my piss ever since the missus convinced me to watch an episode of that tedious Broadchurch garbage.
Another attention seeking non-entity – fuck off to that phoney celeb jungle if you’re so desperate for publicity.
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Never seen this but I saw her in some late night thing on ABBC called Fleabag or similar and she was a cunt in it too.
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Enjoyed Fleabag actually. Fortunately Coleman’s role was minimal…and the last thing I remember seeing her in…with any luck the last.
The Great Wall Of Cunts should be built for real along the UK / Irish border – with giant cunt mugshots facing the EU side, ha ha.
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I know Coleman is a prize cunt, but it could be worse… Imagine if that horse faced Coleman bitch got the role of the new PC Doctor Who instead of that other one… Not fond of any woman playing the Doc, but Coleman’s smugness and teeth would have been unbearable…
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Isn’t the odd panic and arsehole twitching session ..’Part and parcel’ of living in a big city …. to quote Mayor Khan .
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As long as we all stand strong, shoulder to shoulder, terrorism will never beat us.
What do I do then, stand strong rubbing shoulders with the big titted blonde next to me or do I Run, Hide & Tell.
I can’t do both can I?
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Pasha Khunt looks like another teraturd-cunt, Phillip Schofield, him of the Grecian 2000 and a nasty accident with the spray-on tan.
A pox on both of them.
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