I want to Cunt the parents who go on Social Media to complain that their child has not been invited to a birthday party or some such thing. The reason that your child wasn’t invited was because the child is unpopular with it’s peers.
It’s no good whinging about Autism,ADHD etc. (and how real these actual conditions are is debatable). If the other children don’t like the brat,why should they have to have them at their party? In fact,it might get through to the “shunned” child that their behaviour is unacceptable and they should fucking well learn to live like a decently raised child,and not like some spoiled brat.
The parents do their “special little man” no favours by letting it think that everyone else is in the wrong for not including it. I wouldn’t invite some Spacca to any do that I was having,they’d just spoil it for the normal people. Children would do well to learn early that acting like a Monga might impress those daft enough to swallow it,but the real world won’t be so easily fooled.
These children aren’t “Special”,they’re just badly raised. The “Care-givers” should accept this and toughen up their attitude to the spoiled brats.A bit of tough love would do them the world of good.
Fuck them.
Nominated by Dick Fiddler
Surely these brats should remain in thier safe spaces?
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Come now, Mr Fiddler, that’s not very magnanimous of you. Surely you’d like to invite that delightful little Harvey Price (and his ambrosial mother) to one of your soirées? Imagine the joy on the other little ones’ faces as Harv charges around in a blind party rage, knocking your nieces flying and licking the windows? Then calling everyone present ‘cunts’, as he is wont to do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NZIkUYW8R8
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I don’t think there are a lot of branches on his family tree
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….only the one with his tyre swing on.
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Poor old Harvey. When you spring out of a fanny which has seen such industrial use what fucking chance have you got? Hello cunt.
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Its simple….scum breed scum..
Solution, shoot the fuckers, or ( if that offends your delicate disposition ) sterilise the bastards at birth.
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What about children that scream, wail and run amok in restaurants…? Ricky Gervais is a cunt, but by God the cunt had it right when he said that all children should be banned from restaurants until they’re sixteen.
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Oh I fucking wish. We don’t go out very often, but guaranteed to spoil a meal is some bastard family turning up, with two or three very young children, who get crayons out to try and keep the little fuckers occupied, usually to no avail, so you have to hear their stupid little names over and over as the fuckwit parents try in vain to get the little cunts to behave. “I won’t tell you again” says dad, knowing full well he’s going to say the same thing in less than a minute. Or the owners of a baby, who rather than dumping their little burden on granny, drag it around with them, only for it to scream its tripe out because it’s 9.30pm, and the fucker is tired and hungry, but mummy wants to have another glass of prossecco, so the whole place has the listen to a screeching kid and a stupid bitch trying half heartedly to calm it. Cunts. If I could find a place that wouldn’t allow children, I would be a regular….
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Saw this little fucker acting like complete cunt at a bus stop… After about ten minutes of it the piss-poor mother sighs to the poovebearded father ‘Tell him!’ So the pussywhipped daddy says in a simpering ‘Play School’ voice ‘Not good, Curtis… Not good dude’… And that was it… The brat didn’t give a fuck…
The little shit should have had his ears or legs stung with an almighty crack… Those two cunts who spawned it should be slapped too…
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I’d have slapped the father silly. Anyone who uses the word “Dude” is a fucking wanker. I had a Cunt say to me “Good job, Dude” when I’d felled a tree next to his house. He also went to “high five” me…..I ignored the ridiculous Cunt. I’d have added to his bill if it wasn’t a written quote job.
Fuck them.
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“Curtis” and “dude” just about sums it up…
Cuntis would be a better name.
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The little shits should be banned from pubs full stop.
The closest they should get is being cable tied to the railings with a reel of gaffer tape wound round their gobs.
A brand new pub near me was ruined from the start by being “family friendly”. It didn’t take long for the local detritus to find out they didn’t have to stay at home and look after the bastards when they could drink all day and let their kids run amok in the place.
So anyone else has to put up with Chardonnay’s five kids from five different fathers until the benefit money is drunk. No one wants these cunts in the same town let alone the same birthday party.
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The public bar used to be a refuge from women and their screaming brats. Not now. The fuckers can’t even let us have that. There they are,yowling and moaning,spoiling it for everyone.
The mother who told me that I should mind my language because her children were there got told to Fuck Off in no uncertain terms,as did her wet fart of a husband when she finally managed to bully him into saying something to me too. She was fucking lucky her husband didn’t get a smack in the chops. It was only the fact that he obviously wanted nothing to do with it that stopped me.
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Exactly don’t want to hear “foul language” then as you say Fuck off you cunts
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I hate parentcunts (a new term?) who actually name their daughters ‘Princess’… Talk about building self importance and indulgence… Parentcunts who name their kids after movie slapper and poptart celebricunts (Slagelina, Beyonce, Miley etc) are as bad and all…
Parentcunts who also let there kids go out in their pyjamas or those crappy superhero costumes are fucking mongs…. Even in harder times my old lady always sent us out anywhere well dressed and presentable… Yet now you see eight and nine (and even ten!) year old lads in Morrisons dressed as Spiderman and Darth Vader?! These cunts -Parents and kids alike- should go to some sort of camps…. They are bastards….
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The camps I have in mind sadly are no longer in existance…
Usually only accessible via well-organised train companies, on a single-ticket basis.
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This cunting, and the wider subject of parenting in general, is a subject simply too depressing to contemplate. These brats are the future. The present is bad enough, with snowflakes, libtards & Corbynites set to inherit post Brexit Britain…but we really ain’t seen nothing yet!
Trouble is it’s no fad or moment of madness. It’s a long time malaise that seemed to take root around the time we joined the EEC. Coincidence? Dunno if it was chicken or egg – did we join cos we were already crap? Or did joining set us on the road to inevitable crapness? Either way the Blair years put the tin lid on any further pretence we may have had to greatness, and given the current government and opposition (!?), where does ANY possible hope lie?
Whilst they’re busy breeding gender neutral snowflake scum, making a pig’s ear out of Brexit, appeasing peacefuls, promoting stupidity at every opportunity, the rest of the world (including the EU and their fledgling army) only have to sit back and laugh as we crumble.
Ironically Brexit could actually be speeding up the process! Maybe not a bad thing, why drag out the agony?
A root and branch cull would be a good start. But the turkeys involved are hardly likely to vote for Christmas, and I’m nothing if not a believer in democracy. But wait – they were persuaded to vote for Blair three times, so why not a cull, dressed up like a jar of sweeties, Comrade Catweasel student fees style..?
Nice idea Asimplearsehole, re sterilisation. Would be nice to think a few Harold Shipman types were already at work implementing a positive programme of selective sterilisation. Sadly no evidence of that yet though. Too late anyway now, imo.
Brilliant cunting Dick Fiddler. Fuck them all indeed!
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Simple point is that not all people should he able to bred until they can prove they are,mentally, emotionally and financially able to support and raise a decent human being into this world.
Every one has a implant which stops you being able to get/ or make anyone pregnant. Fuck all you like then no problems and no unwanted little bastards ruining everyone else s life .
Prove you are of sound body and mind and whip out the implants and jobs a gooden.
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I saw this snowflake parent buy her nasty little brat an ice cream in Hyde Park, the brat threw it on the floor and the mother said don’t worry ill buy you another one. I not only wanted to shove the cone down his ungrateful neck whole but severely chastise the mother as well . What a stupid bitch. And some kids need to be brought to book with a sound thrashing.
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I come from a poor council estate in Wales. We couldn’t afford autism, dyslexia or ADHD so I had to be a thick antisocial cunt.
I am getting counselling.
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No doubt you were regarded as odd. These days that’s Oppositional Defiant Disorder. I may be a cunt but no, i’m not making it up. What a relief it must be for the modern parent to discover that their obnoxious offspring is the unfortunate victim of a “condition” and not the inevitable result of their rank incompetence and stupidity. You can.claim extra benefits for the little cunt as well. Everyone’s a winner!
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Are you Carwyn Jones, by any chance ?
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HG Wells. Aldous Huxley. George Orwell.
Their nightmare visions of the future barely scratch today’s reality…
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I heard once a few children went to Jordan’s door and asked if Harvey was coming out to play ? She said no he can’t so they asked if she could put him at the window so they could laugh at him there instead
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Reminds me of a vent dummy, albeit one with a slightly higher IQ than its handler…
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my kids are fucking ace
but other peoples are cunts
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Kids are like farts you love your own but hate every cunt else’s
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