Fat acceptance

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I’d like to see a gargantuan cunting of the fat acceptance movement.

I am flabbergasted by their tenacity when it comes to defying the world at large and maintain that being fat is natural and healthy.

Honestly, what kind of stubborn does it take to believe that medically and scientifically proven health problems are a smokescreen for cultural and aesthetic prejudices against fat?

This defensive mentality has generated some fantastic labels – such as accusations of ‘healthism’ and being ‘fatphobic’.
Incredible.

And then there’s the outragious cost to society.
I read about this ‘movement’ (what a delicious irony) as part of a continued interest in the cunting of humanity at large.

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106 thoughts on “Fat acceptance”

  1. Well why not? Every other bunch of freaks is climbing on the fucking bandwagon demanding “justice”, “human rights” and all the bollocks that goes with it. How long can it be before some nonce claims to be “a child trapped in an adult’s body”? Coming to a school near you soon.

  2. On a related subject, despite all those artfully “spontaneous” photo ops, Boris Johnson’s morning jogs don’t appear to be paying off. Fat cunt.

    • That’s because he’s still eating the same shit that he ate before he took up wobbling…err…jogging around the park. It doesn’t matter if you run a daily marathon, if you don’t eat healthily, then no amount of exercise will make you slim down. It all comes down to diet.

  3. For some unknown reason my 92lb Japanese wife is fascinated by the TV programme “My 600lb Life”.

    Pathetic oversized blobs (of up to 840 lbs, or 9 Mrs Strokers) of US wobbling flesh unable to walk laying sprawled out on the bed, being constantly fed huge portions of unhealthy shit by “loving and caring” members of their family. Just stop giving them so much food FFS!!

    They decide they have had enough (usually when someone tells them they will die soon) and claim feel ashamed of what they look like (usually whilst eating pizza). As Mrs Stroker says- surely there must have come a point when they looked in the mirror or when they were unable to fit into their clothes and thought- Christ almighty, I need to lose some weight.

    These quivering blobs are then usually carried on a stretcher (by several struggling people) into a large vehicle (or as the Americans say ve- he-cul) and driven (usually sweating with the stress of being off of the bed) to the clinic (usually several hundreds of miles away) for an examination by the prospective surgeon. Always remembering of course to stop off at a fast food outlet on the way in order to get their daily quota of burgers.

    Always looking for a reason or tragedy or trauma earlier in their lives as to why they eat so much and are fat (usually missing the point that they are selfish, weak willed, have no self respect and just enjoy eating).

    Always tears. Always pathetic. Same old story every week. Just a different blob.

    Truly horrible disgusting fat fuckers.

    • No idea how much my wife weighs. Tried to weigh her once but she wouldn’t stand still long enough.

      • When I were a lad, I used to ask girls if I could weigh their tits. If they said yes, I’d stand behind them, grab one in each hand and yell “wwweeeeeeeiiiiigggggghhhhhh!!!!!!”

    • My 600lb Life is the only reality show I can bring myself to watch. I truly hope each and every one of them die and I thoroughly enjoy their misery. My mate’s a bit of a scopey and he’d love a body that works properly, yet these cunts just abuse what nature has given them. As Willie Stroker mentions, there’s always a team to help them into the bariatric ambulance. And, more often than not, they’re usually fat as fuck too! Fucking Amercans, eh? And fuck our UK porkers too. On a related note, how the fuck do they ever get health insurance? Surely being operated on by that Dr Nowzaradan fellow (and pre/post op care) must run into dozens if not hundreds of thousands?

      • Unfortunately understand they all survived the treatment and are still alive.

        If this were not the case, and there was a chance of them meeting their maker (albeit probably of the doughnut variety) I may be more inclined to tune in.

      • I think the word you’re looking for is “progressive” or social liberal which is based in leftwing collectivism – quite different from classical liberal which is based more on rightwing individualism, from which conservatism is derived (although tories often call themselves “Gladstonian” liberals, it’s the same diff) .

  5. Fat people are funny. I don’t mean in the “jolly,lets all laugh along” way. I mean that I enjoy pointing and laughing at them. Indeed,we once ran off the road when I was driving back and got my eye on a land-whale who was wobbling along the pavement. The fucker would have been taller if he laid down,and every bit of him was quivering. One of the lads rolled down the window and shouted something about Greggs the bakers at the fat cunt,and I just couldn’t stop laughing. Clipped the soft verge and off the road we slid. Four-wheel drive got us straight back out no bother. Wouldn’t care,but one of the lads shouted at the tub of lard who’d caused the mishap to come and put his weight behind pushing us out….the ill-mannered lazy slug ignored us!!

    Fat people are a drain on society. Reinforced stretchers,ambulances,wheelchairs etc…what a load of bollocks. They got themselves into that plight,they should bare the consequences. I’d count obesity not as a “disability”,but as a deliberate attempt to avoid work and milk the benefit system. They expect to contribute nothing,and yet expect others to pick up the bill for their gluttony. Not if I got my way…I’d put the bastards to work in what I’d call, euphemistically, “Fat Camps”. They’d actually be hard labour camps based on the successful Russian Gulag models. That should help the tubsters learn that every sausage-roll or cream cake that they shove down their gaping maw is to pay for.
    Fat kids are a particular favourite of mine. I’ve often thought that I’d like to have been a teacher,just so that I could pick on the fat kid. I’d mock the buggers senseless and make them run lags until they cried…then I’d get the normal ids to line up and laugh at them and poke them with sticks.

    I also don’t swallow that “medical problem” bullshit either. Obesity is not a medical problem,it is a lack of self-discipline and just pure,unadulterated idleness. Most fat people also tend to be stupid,so health campaigns are wasted on them,they’re too thick to realise that stuffing you face endlessly with shite is bad for you. No point wasting money on campaigns,just slash their benefits until they resemble a normal,capable member of the human race.
    Fat people smell…particularly fat women. They should realise that only a very specialist man, a “Chubby-chaser” will ever want to fuck them,or perhaps someone doing it for a bet. I must admit that I once fucked a tubster. Had to bend her over a shopping trolley up the back of the bookies,but in my defence,I was very,very drunk and have regretted it ever since. So fat women,if you want to attract a man,loose that flab.

    Fuck them.

  6. These obesity ambassadors are the latest group to claim entitlement to their rights to contribute to global warming with the greenhouse gasses emitted from their fat arseholes. Proud of being a fat cunt? It’s shameful. A lot of us struggle with our weight at times but excessive gluttony is nothing to be proud of.

  7. Most of these cunts I see in these fat cunt motorised scooters never appear to have any other health problem apart from being a fat cunt.
    Try fucking walking for once.

    They need to be told that binge dieting between meals is not a weight loss program…

    • Every afternoon outside my local there are 3 or 4 mobility scooters. The fat fucking owners leave them there, waddle into the pub for a few Stellas and an all day breakfast, with extra chips.

      Would guess it’s all paid for by benefits, tubby wankers.

      • Not to split cunt-hairs or anything, but I doubt they’re wankers because they probably have serious trouble locating their dicks.

      • Cunts take up proper spaces each outside my local bookies.

        They must be either losers or tightwads as they all have them skinny framed fold up type cunts with seats made from recycled scaffie boards. They get off them and walk over in like John cuntin’ Wayne going in the saloon.

  8. I sat in a meeting with one of the above, she had climbed two flights of stairs to join us.
    I and the other first aider looked at each other in horror at the thought of having to extract her from the building should she collapse, but then common sense and training kicked in.
    1, our duties as first aiders are to maintain life not fix it, so we would only be required to stabilize her and not move her (tough luck ambulance boys)
    2, we also worked out that we could easily cut through the buildings cladding and use a forklift from the yard (2 ton swl) to get her down if needs be.

    • Wafting a slice of pizza or a burger under the nose in he first instance may have been enough to resuscitate, followed by a rope and a forklift.

      • Wiring up an ice cream van chime to the forklift would have got them down the stairs with no drama until they saw the old faded yellow sHyster sitting.

  9. I recall as a young student, a patient ( female ) weighing at least 28st. She died in Hospital due to respiratory failure. She occupied two hydraulic beds fixed side by side, and the main hospital corridor was closed down while her body was taken on the beds down to the mortuary. She was obviously too big to fit in the fridges, and was palleted upon the floor. Her body was later taken on the pallet to a better equipped mortuary. She was 28!

    There are some who unfortunately suffer from medical conditions beyond their control , and that is sad. But there are a LOT who suffer no more than a fat arsed lazy fuckpig existence at our expense. To these greedy fucks I could only ever say. Fuck Off Fat Cunt!

  10. There are two aspects of these cunts that need addressing. The health question is covered above. The other is the complete lack of self respect. You see them waddling around the supermarket with a horror show in the trolley, maybe it’s me but I can’t get my mind around it. There’s no excuse, not really.

  11. My mate has just told me that he used to work with a fat bird who was (without her knowing) nicknamed Herta.

    Apparently the rolls of fat on the back of her neck resembled 4 vacuum packed hot dog sausages…..

    • I fucked a very fat bird after a skin full once. It was like thrusting my cock into mid air, i dont think my old fella touched the sides.

      • I was fucking this bird who was a compulsive eater up the arse when I suddenly got cramp and had to pull out.
        She rolled over on to her back, looked down and said..

        “Are you gonna eat that..?”

        I said ” What, your minge..?”

        She replied “No, that bit of sweetcorn stuck to your helmet”..

      • Bet she recycled the sweetcorn, the greedy beached.

        Do these fatties moan much or just lie back dreaming of their next Scooby snack?

    • Good one JRC, laughed so much I had to tell her indoors who laughed even more. 🙂 & 🙂

  12. Is the smell of The Colonels finest like catnip?

    Warning: If you answer is ‘Yes’.

    Talking of fat cunts, surprised to see The Fabbott has not made The Great Wall of Cunts yet since she has out-cunted Mugabe, Pol Pot and Hitler!

    • What about these extra fat cunts who cant get out of there houses because the blobs are to fat to get out of bed . Well someone is funding and feeding the glutinous greedy selfish fuckers . Who are they ? because the cunts need to be named and shamed.

      • It is amazing how in a so called civilised and educated society there are cunts that are too fat to get out of bed. Think about it, put yourself in their shoes, you are so fat you can’t get out of bed. Its so far beyond me that I can’t imagine it. And you are right FF, who the fuck are feeding the cunts?

      • Putting yourself in their shoes would be like climbing into a couple of canoes.

        Flabby fuckers.

      • Really fat cunts should just be euthanised for their own good.
        So should old cunts over 80.
        So should peaceful cunts.
        So should Teresa Cunting May
        etc,etc.
        Save all sorts of problems….NHS, housing, welfare, Brexit and other stuff.
        Am I being unreasonable?
        On a seperate note, looks like there’s a few new cunters have appeared on ISAC recently.
        Nice one. Welcome folks.

  13. Neighbours of mine, two sisters from NZ, are large ladies. The female equivalent of the fat man in the top photo. Their size is a consequence of overeating highly processed fat and sugar laden food combined with a complete lack of activity. Walking across a room is challenging for both of them. One has significant health issues, diabetes for starters and bits of her body have been amputated. And the other, a nurse, urinates in her nappy lined panties at the end of each work shift because she is too lazy to go through the process of using a toilet.
    They recently went on a South Sea Island cruise. As their ship went through Sydney heads into the open ocean they phoned me to ask whether I could ” … Just package up in dry ice two boxes of Insulin from their refrigerator and freight it via courier to Port Vila to arrive the following Monday since they forgot to pack it”
    I did try to arrange things, but they eventually advised me the disaster had been averted with the help of an onboard physician.
    Years ago I once asked in a courteous way ‘have you ever considered changing your lifestyle a bit? Maybe get a little exercise, eat less rubbish and more fresh food?’ The sicklier of the two shook her head in almost horror.
    They are both younger than me and look to be my senior. They are absolutely repulsive and apparently refuse to even try to better their lot.
    I have very little sympathy for either. So that makes me a cunt.

  14. I remember reading a story years ago about an obese woman (a Yank, naturally) who had been bed-bound for years.

    She whinged about severe pains in her side so doctors visited her and tests were carried out but they couldn’t find any causes. Nonetheless the corpulent harpy continued to complain of the increasing pain and further blood and urine tests were done but still to no avail. The medical experts were stumped.

    Eventually she was taken into hospital where they did a sort of horizontal x-ray and they had their answer. There, presumably for months, trapped under layers and layers of flab, was a tv remote control!

    Obese, demanding, lazy AND stupid.

  15. Fat acceptance is for spazmatrons. It is a Joey Deaconism of the worst kind. Would we celebrate I.V drug users? Alcoholics? No! As a member of the tribe this may sound crude but no fat person ever came out of a camp of war. Fewer calories and increased activity= weight loss. It really is that simple.

    • Maybe all the fat cunts were suspected of being nazi collaborators who’d been receiving extra rations and were linched by the other members of the tribe.

  16. Throughout my career in industry I actually can’t think of one fat cunt in any managerial position. They can’t command respect.

    • That is because they all work (the fat cunts that actually have a job) for the local council, it is full of fat lazy unemployable cunts.

      A chum of mine runs a small timber haulage firm and he has said that he never employs a fat driver because they are lazy.

  18. And they get in the fucking way! On planes, in the street ,shops, bars anywhere the fat pigs need two spaces and they ming too.
    Mate of mine , pissed up bandy ,found himself in a monsters flat and expected to perform. She opened the gates of hell and said ‘are you going to take precautions?’ well, he said ,I’ve strapped meself to the bedframe and left my name and address in case .

  19. I thought that fat sack of shit in the header photo had a neck brace/raspberry collar on, but on close inspection it’s just another layer of neck. Flabby cunt.

  20. Kirsten Halborg, Kirsten Vangsness, Vanessa Feltz and April Flores, i accept your fatness.

    And that’s the fuckin’ TRUTH!

    • Mien fuhrer would have made good use of the fat fucks. He would of melted them down for grease in the motor industry. Fuck me you could run a family sized car for a year out of that fat body in the photo.

  23. I eat like a pig but work out like a fuckin stallion, so for me, in my opinion, eat what you want as long as you work it off.

    I had a massive pizza tonight and there’s eight jammy donuts needing eaten by tomorrow and they will, yet i have a stomach that would make the peter Andre jealous.

    Fuck off if you disagree or claim i’m talking shite, I know i can do it.

    • Well, I can’t claim to be a healthy eater much, but given how I practically have to kill myself to get my job done at work for like the last year especially, I don’t seem to ever put weight on.

      On that note, understaffing is a cunt.
      Also, cunts who play the ”stress card” after getting bollocked for being shit at their jobs and causing us all problems as a result are cunts too.

  24. You see the corpulent porkers spilling out of the wide double doors of Greggs the Baker’s. A few hundredweight of sausage rolls and pizza slices secreted under their tubby upper arms.

    The ones on the scooters get me. Arseflab hanging down either side of the seat like John Wayne’s saddlebags. They expect you to move out of their way on the pavement sharpish. I should imagine if a combined 300 lb of land whale and 100 lb of scooter hit you at 5mph, some serious injuries would be sustained.

    Melt the fuckers down for power station oil.

  25. On a flight to South Africa my recently deceased mother was sat in the row in front of the wife and I. She looked rather disgusted as she looked down at the seat she was to be sat in. It was next to a massive black lardo, a sort of two-Flabbots-rolled-into-one. Over the course of the flight, my mother continued to berate this leviathan darkie about spilling over into her seat and being smelly. Fucking hilarious. The best insult was when landed and she squeezed out of her seat to make ready to leave. Mother turned to the blubbery gollie and stated “You disgust me,” doubtless referring to the woman’s weight, before finishing with the best line ever: “and not *just* because you’re black!” Aah, old lady racism…fantastic.

    • Sorry for your loss. You mum sounds as if she did not mince her words! An enviable trait sadly lacking in our modern day snowflakes…..

  26. Reminds me of the plane flight from hell I had to endure on the way back from Yankland a few years back:

    It was in the early hours of the morning.
    Some cunt parents let their little bastard scream the whole fucking 6 hours of the damn flight!
    Some tall bastard in front of me put his seat all the way back and then promptly dozed off!

    And I was seated next to one seriously fat bastards for the whole flight, seriously I don’t know how this cunt managed to fit in his seat! When I got home, the first things I did was take a shower and put my clothes in the wash to get rid of the smell of fat person!!!

    God, that was the worst ever plane flight I ever had!

  27. Long time no cunting PMS, Flabbott is still a fat cunt topically enough but has been quite recently which is when you need to worry, Brexit moving along like the aforementioned and the EU still money grubbing cunts.

    • Good to be back L2, bloody filter settings kept me blocked out all this time – turns out that the problem was rather simple in the end….. proxy settings are a cunt too!

      Brexit – to the surprise of no one, it’s starting to look like the stitch up we all suspected it was going to be and like always the EU cunts at the top are still the same old corrupt, shit arsed, intransigent fuckers that we all know and hate!

      • New ip = moderation
        New email = moderation
        Spell your name wrong / website wrong = new data = moderation
        VCS does this a lot

        If you use proxies = new IP = moderation

        Simples…

      • That’s the thing Dio, when I got blocked out, it was under the same old settings I had been using for months…..

      • Curious…
        When you say ‘blocked’ do you mean couldn’t see the site or could see the site but couldn’t comment?

        If you were using a proxy there are huge blocks of them banned thanks to the Upton cunt fucking about. That would stop access totally. If you could see the site, that wouldn’t explain it…

      • I could see the site but I couldn’t post any comments.

        What, was the spam filter jacked up big time or something because of the aforementioned cunt?

      • No – that’s just a plain simple mystery.
        CMC has the same problem. Comments always get moderated and nobody knows why.

        If you could see the site, then it wasn’t the IP troll blocker because that denies access to the whole site. You can’t even view it.
        WP-Wordfence and Akismet AntiSpam control the spamming but that shouldn’t effect you.
        Moderation is in the WordPress setup but from what you say you weren’t moderated, you just couldn’t post comments. Did you get an error message?
        Limply had the same problem for a while too. I think it must be a bug in the system.
        For a while Limpers sent me anything he wanted to post and I posted it for him, so it wasn’t anything in the content of the posting.

        Like I said, it’s a mystery.
        Mail me direct – address on my website – with details if you still have them. I’m not admin any more but I might be able to get it checked for you by talking nicely to the right people…

  28. ‘New Democracy unfolding in Zimbabwe’?…. Yeah, yeah…

    File alongside ‘Theresa May is a bloody difficult woman’ ‘Stone Roses to release new album’
    ‘Martin McGuinness did so much for peace’ ‘Diana: The Princess Of Hearts’ and ‘300 people were murdered at Grenfell (courtesy of El Mong)’…..

    • Some cunt who was at Mugabe’s side through his atrocities and attacks on white farmers has been in exile and is set to return to become president and the BBC are treating him like some Gandhi/Mandela esq messiah.

      I’m not up on the going ons of these cunts but if he was best buddies with Mugabe, isn’t he another evil cunt?

      • Is anyone considered all the wogs going back?

        After all, how many claimed asylum due to Mugabe regime?

        The dinghies will be doing return trips then?

      • Zimbabawe leaders now blaming Lancaster House agreement for that senile old cunt Mugabe! My in laws got out in the 80’s. Watched some youtube footage of Salsbury (Harare) yesterday from the 70’s. Fabulous. Now: place needs nuking…..It is going to get much worse.Swapping one terrorist despot theiving cunt for another one solves a problem ? How?

      • I’ve been through Rhodesia on a train from South Africa to Vic Falls, the latter being a tourist bubble.

        The real Rhodesia under Mugabe is worse than Russia under Stalin or Kruschev. No food, no work, no money, nothing in the shops, living in squalor, dressed in rags and that oh so dead glazed look in their eyes.

        And everywhere you go propaganda posters and portraits of Mugabe.

        Shithole of a place and bloody dangerous…

      • Not sure Rhodesia would want to be associated with the Mugabe’s mega concentration camp…best it’s called Zimbabwe for now.

  29. “Joe Hart’ beaten to his left” is now said on a weekly basis, so in future we should just use the acronym JHBTHL…..

  30. the most unacceptable thing about fat cunts is their choice of attire
    why the fuck do fat cunts squeeze into the tightest fucking gym wear they can when clearly the cunts have never been in a gym in their life not that matters of course cos theres nothing worse than a gym cunt
    wear some loose clobber you fat cunts

    • Attended the funeral of my godfather’s baby granddaughter… Usual black suit, tie, shoes etc… Also paying respects in the appropriate dignified and quiet fashion… However, there were some others there in the church: fat chav slags talking loudly, using their fucking phones, none of them in the appropriate attire, and their thongs and fat disgusting arses on display for all to see…. Utterly disgusting and disrespectful cunts… They were like a cocktail of lard and sewage… Scum…

    • The wear all the jogging gear and look daft, but when they add fingerless weight lifting/cycling gloves it’s MACHO MAN!
      If you see them wearing the gloves, look for the swagger.
      Daft cunts

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