* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Well done to me (Shaun ) who has gone and won Deadpool 75 by picking singer and international
teenage heartthrob to women of a certain era (including my mother) David Cassidy.
So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 76.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.
Shaun`s nominations:
Nobby Stiles
Liam Miller
King Michael of Romania
Kamala
Johnny Hallyday
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
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Fuck me the grim reaper working overtime. Anyway I’ll go for.
Terry Jones
Windsor Davis
Kirk Douglas
Jerry Maren (Last surviving Munchkin)
Patricia Routledge.
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The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Maggie Smith
The EU
0
Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt
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This is your wish list isnt it…..
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Olivia Newton John
David Soul
Prince Feeleep
Bernard Hepton
Jerry Lee Lewis
0
Barbara Bush
Murray Walker
Michael Aspel
Van Morrison
Baroness Trumpington.
0
Martin Kemp
Gary Kemp
Tony Hadley
Adam Ant
Boy George
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Nice one Shaun…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Barbara Bain
Henry Woolf
Bill Wyman
0
Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
George A Cooper
Earl Cameron
Well done, Shaun! They’re dropping like fucking flies!
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Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk
Grace Mugabe
George H W Bush
Stan Lee
0
Valerie Harper
Javier Perez de Cuelar
Pope Benedict
Prunella Scales
Stephen Hawking
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Nice shout shaun my nominations
Charlie sheen
Harvey Weinstein
Kirk Douglas
Nicole shergzinger
Des oconnor
0
Sorry but I’ve nabbed Kirk Douglas already.
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Piss I’m sure he will be next .. well I’ll hope that his boy has been giving zeta Jones oral pleasure again and pop for Michael Douglas
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Plenty more dead notes to be played.
Keith Richards
Pete Townshend
Wilko Johnson
Robert Plant
Charles Aznavour
0
Peter Sutcliffe
Robert Mugabe
Rodrigo Alves
Justin Bieber
Bill Ward
1
Billy Connelly
Billy Mcneil
Billy Graham
Stephen Hawkins
Jack Charlton
0
Correction to hawking
Duchess of Kent
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Are you trying to sneak in 6 noms there Cumnock Cunt or do you have Royal family tourettes?
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Doris Day
Tony Bennett
Martin Sheen
Vera Lynn
Stanley Baxter
0
Tessa Jowell
Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
Larry Silverstein
Madeleine Albright
0
Congratulations Shaun. Dropping like flies lately.
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Dobri Dobrev
William Coors
Mary Wilson
Jan Michael Vincent
Ratko Mladic
Thats Mary Wilson, Harolds widow.
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Patric Cryne
Ray Reardon
Jill Gascoine
Anna Karen
Jim Dale
Good Shot,Shaun.
0
June Whitfield
Elton John
Cliff Richard
Gloria Hunniford
Ken Clarke
0
Bill Treacher
Julie Goodyear
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Ray Kennedy
Petula Clarke
0
Grim Reaper been busy
Dan TDM
Duke of Edinburgh
Michael Caine
Robert Mugabe
Eddie Van Halen
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Congrats matey.
my picks are.
Dick Van Dyke
James Earl Jones
Gary Glitter
Ric “WOOOO” Flair
Angela Lansbury
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Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Roy Walker
Sir Nicholas Soames MP
0
Vince Cable
Lewis Hamilton
Harry Roberts
Larry Storch
James Earl Jones
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Sorry mate James Earl Jones is my bitch 😉
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My sincere apologies sir, i’m a right cunt
I’ll go for Sheila Hancock instead of JEJ then
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Sheriff of Cuntingham @
Sure you don’t want Soros too? you usually always nick him from me you prick. seriously pick him the fucker won’t die anytime soon, Soros is up for grabs
I’m sure hes friends with the devil so he’ll get a headsup before his time. He probably bathes in blood of of young virgins to rejuvenate himself
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Hehe sorry mate do try to stick to the same cunts each time unless they be dead of course , but if im late to the party mine get nicked 😂.
Right about Soros i bet the fucker will live to be 150 the scrotum faced pile of grey dog shite he is.
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Ginger Baker
Pope Francis
Roman Polanski
Rick Wakeman
Sheldon Adelson
another one already? good one Shaun
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Congrats to Shaun…
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Joss Ackland
Sonny Landham
Dennis Waterman
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Bollocks. Sonny already dead.
“I wouldn’t wish that on a broke dick dog”
Replace with Jesse Ventura …
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Jimmy Carter. Lord Heseltine. Lord Prescott. Jimmy Greaves Honor Blackman
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