Dead Pool [75]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Well done to Mr Bastard who correctly predicted The Likely Lads actor and much loved British star Rodney Bewes would be the next dead dude.Bewes was 79 and missed his 80th Birthday by just 6 days.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 75.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

David Cassidy
King Michael of Romania
Kamala (Wrestler)
Liam Miller
Johnny Hallyday

61 thoughts on “Dead Pool [75]”

  1. I suppose on a site called “…is a cunt” I should be surprised that EVEY SINGLE FUCKING ONE of my long standing noms has been poached, so fuck you!

    Grace Mugabe
    Pierre Cardin
    Lord Carringtin
    Billy Graham
    Stan Lee

  2. So you nicked one of mine!?!

    Valerie Harper
    Javier Perez de Cuelar
    Pope Benedict
    Prunella Scales
    Stephen Hawking

  3. So Cassidy is taken. Plenty more dead notes to be played.

    Keith Richards
    Pete Townshend
    Wilko Johnson
    Robert Plant
    Charles Aznavour

  4. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Roman Polanski
    Rick Wakeman
    Sheldon Adelson

    Congratulations Mr Bastard well done

  7. Well played

    Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Ray Kennedy
    Petula Clarke

  8. You could score a double whammy if one of them took a heart attack and collapsed, suffocating the other cunt.

  9. Kenneth Wankagh-Braner
    Emma Twatson
    Camillaaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    The Rt. Hon . Kirstie Allslop, Baroness Harelip

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