* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Well done to Mr Bastard who correctly predicted The Likely Lads actor and much loved British star Rodney Bewes would be the next dead dude.Bewes was 79 and missed his 80th Birthday by just 6 days.
So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 75.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.
Shaun`s nominations:
David Cassidy
King Michael of Romania
Kamala (Wrestler)
Liam Miller
Johnny Hallyday
Peter Sutcliffe
Robert Mugabe
George Bush senior
Bear Grylls
Rodrigo Alves
0
Zainab Badawi
Tom Bradby
Huw Edwards
Peter Aliss
Julia Louis Dreyfus
2
Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
Tessa Jowell
Larry Silverstein
Madeleine Albright
0
Patrick Cryne
Ray Reardon
Jill Gascoine
Anna Karen
Jim Dale
Good Shot, Mr. Bastard.
2
Much loved British star? Bewes was a miserable whinging bastard. Worked with the cunt the once and never again and on top orf that the sod did not even tip me the wink re his imminent demise. Fuck him.
Ken Dodd
Olivia de Havilland
Fenella Fielding
Tony Bennett
Giscard d’Estaing
2
Banged that orf while there was still a glimmer orf a wireless signal. Just wanted a little gloat at having got in early enough to nap some orf me original noms. Appreciation to cunters for keeping me old noms warm for me? Not a bit orf it. Come up with your own fucking candidates and sod you. Hate the lot orf yer. Now its time for me medication.
6
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
My spellchecker knows these cunts now.
0
Betty White
Jimmy Armfield
Angela Lansbury
Yoko fucking Ono
Robert Mugabe
Well done Mr Bastard, didn’t Cassidy wouldn’t have won.
1
Shit, David Attenborough instead of Mugabe.
0
Henry Kissenger
Leslie Ash
Winnie Mandela
Steve Howe
Joe Walsh
Fuck me Mr B, how did you come up with that?
2
Lilly Allen
Lilley Allen
Lilley Allen
1
You’re allowed two more Lily Allens…
4
Fuck! Only nominated the guy for the first time yesterday and he carks it immediately.
Perhaps I should be the one to nominate Tony Blair.
In the meantime…
Hal Holbrook
John Carpenter
Joss Ackland
Dennis Waterman
Sonny Landham
4
Well done, Mr B.
James Bolam will be celebrating…
5
Congrats Mr B, didn’t know he was still going. P.S, Sonny Landham snuffed it earlier this year. Get to da choppah….
2
“We’re all gonna die…”
1
My mom’s
Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Doris Day
Vera Lynn
Michael Sheen
0
That should be Martin Sheen. For fucks sake.
1
You never know Michael Sheen might kick the bucket.
1
Knowing my luck he probably will, the cunt.
1
And Mr Sheen might Polish the bucket!
1
Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
George A Cooper
Earl Cameron
0
In one, back again with me, its Jim Bowen.
2. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe
3. Warwick Davis.
4. Roy Walker. (Repo’d back).
5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. SNP.
1
Congrats to Mr Bastard too!
1
Nice one Mr. Bastard. Bewes has been fucked for a good while.
1
Arthur Scargill
Dennis Skinner
Paddy Pantsdown
The Queen
Prince Philip
0
Noms not mom’s. Fucking PT.
1
Kirk Douglas
Jerry Maren (Last surviving Munchkin)
Terry Jones
Windsor Davis
John Savident
And hats off to Mr Bastard.
2
Kirk Douglas is a good shout .. the clay is hanging off him
0
I stopped doing dead pools when we had one in our local pub .. cunts started picking old fellas that drunk in there and one of them cashed his chips in and the prick won a fortune and didn’t even get me a pint
4
…. Can’t be arsed looking through possible candidates. There’s many on my wish list, however ….. it’s still a one off from me on .. Burt Reynolds, .. again, I’m afraid.
1
Michael Aspel
Murray Walker
Baroness Trumpington
Barbra Bush
Van Morrison
0
Melyvn Hayes
John Hume
Jack Charlton
Eamonn Dunphy
Bairbre de Brun
0
Harry Roberts
Larry Storch
Bobby Charlton
Lewis Hamilton
Pete Murray
0
What a loads of cunts nicking my predictions.
Its surprising how attached you get to your usual predictions.
Cunts.
0
Paul Gascoigne
Gordon Banks
Des O’connor
The Grandmaster, Duke of Kent
David Van Day
0
Nice one Mr B, frankly I thought Bewes dies years ago, so now there’s me thinking if it wasn’t Bewes that died, then who was it that actually did….?
Anyway, my nom’s
Dobri Dobrev
William Coors
Mary Wilson
Jan Michael Vincent
George P Schultz
That’s Mary Wilson, Harolds widow
Perhaps a double if Jan Micheal tops himself. An ISAC first.
1
No a death is a death whether it is natural causes suicide or murder.No unnatural points bonuses.
0
Maybe Dick meant that he’d nominated Jan Michael Vincent in Suicide Squad too…?
0
Indeed Fred, got him in the suicide squad too, he looks fucking rough these days.
1
He won’t be asking Dom for the turbos again anytime soon.
0
Wow, I just Googled Jan M Vincent. He really is well and truly clusterfucked.
Unrecognisable, raddled, wizened and sans lower leg due to massive and long term over-refreshment.
He should be on the list. I give him about 6 months tops.
0
He is only 72 as well and been fucked for years. Can’t just be booze otherwise I would be in that condition too.
Rather sad, given that we have a whole host of cunts that just keep on being healthy and living, Blair and Hatton to name but two.
1
I reckon old JMV will go a fair bit yet as he’s likely so pickled & preserved the nastiest shit can’t get to him.
Sad reading that was as I didn’t know where he was at. Looks like later years have been tough on the cunt especially when I think of the bits of crumpet he scored off in Airwolf
0
Loved the Likely Lads… Wonder if that miserable cunt, Bolam. will attend Rodney’s funeral?…
RIP Bob….
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Barbara Bain
Bill Wyman
1
Probably not. The miserable old cunt hated the sight of him.
1
Alex Salmond
Nicola Sturgeon
Clint Eastwood
Jack Charton
Billy Graham
0
Fuck sorry Dan for jack charlton
Billy McNeil ( ceaser)
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Maggie Smith
The odious EU
1
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Morrissey
Former Pope Benedict
0
Philippos Andreou of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderberg-Glücksburg.
Reginald Kenneth Dwight.
2