* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Well done to Mr Bastard who correctly predicted The Likely Lads actor and much loved British star Rodney Bewes would be the next dead dude.Bewes was 79 and missed his 80th Birthday by just 6 days.
So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 75.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.
Shaun`s nominations:
David Cassidy
King Michael of Romania
Kamala (Wrestler)
Liam Miller
Johnny Hallyday
I suppose on a site called “…is a cunt” I should be surprised that EVEY SINGLE FUCKING ONE of my long standing noms has been poached, so fuck you!
Grace Mugabe
Pierre Cardin
Lord Carringtin
Billy Graham
Stan Lee
2
So you nicked one of mine!?!
Valerie Harper
Javier Perez de Cuelar
Pope Benedict
Prunella Scales
Stephen Hawking
0
So Cassidy is taken. Plenty more dead notes to be played.
Keith Richards
Pete Townshend
Wilko Johnson
Robert Plant
Charles Aznavour
0
Ginger Baker
Pope Francis
Roman Polanski
Rick Wakeman
Sheldon Adelson
Congratulations Mr Bastard well done
1
Lord Heseltine Lord Kinnock. Lord Prescott. Big Ron Atkinson. Alan Brazil
0
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Nicholas Soames MP
Des Lynam
David Hamilton
0
Well played
Bill Treacher
Julie Goodyear
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Ray Kennedy
Petula Clarke
0
You could score a double whammy if one of them took a heart attack and collapsed, suffocating the other cunt.
1
Kenneth Wankagh-Braner
Emma Twatson
Camillaaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
The Rt. Hon . Kirstie Allslop, Baroness Harelip
0
Congratulations Shaun as David Cassidy announced at 0215.
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