Bono [12]

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Bono is a premium cunt…
We all know about the immense legacy of cuntitude this buffoon has behind him:

Giving speeches on green issues, then having a hat (a fucking hat!) flown across the world first class on a Jumbo Jet….

Using his vast wealth to pursue and ruin former employees in the high court over a pair of trousers….

Going on about ‘Make Poverty History’ and all that finger clicking shite, then blowing 250 grand on a ‘party’…

Appearing at every UK political party conference during General Election campaigns, when he’s Irish and UK politics has fuck all to do with him…

Pontificating about Brexit and how ‘wrong’ it is (again, fuck all to do with rich Bogtrotters)…

Tells the ‘riff-raff’ to dig deep for those lost cause Africans, when he has luxury houses in Dublin, New York, Barbados, Malibu, Amsterdam, and Monte Carlo…

And now the piss de resistance… After years of telling the ordinary working man and woman what to do with their hard earned cash, this cunt has been rumbled for tax dodging and ‘investing’ in a Lithuanian Arndale Centre… The whole thing smells worse than a Pakistani wrestler’s jockstrap fried in two week old chip fat…

He really is the Crème de la cunt…

Nominated by Norman

121 thoughts on “Bono [12]”

  1. Double bugger me, just heard they have voted for sodamite marriage in Aus, the land orf “no pooftahs”.

  2. Always a tough call to decide between the cuntititude of Bono, Geldof and Sting, they may be bland and live forever but most most modern music makers have the decency to shut up and not think they are the best candidate to tell us what we should think, or do (lilymong excepted)

    On another note I would like to nominate the CQC (care quality commission) for a cunting. This weird little quango seems to hold the purse strings for GPs and rewards them for how many asthma reviews, blood pressure tests etc they can perform. As a result I get to held to ransom every 12 months where I as a an asthma sufferer, have to have an asthma review every 12 months in order to renew my prescription for my inhaler.

    Two facts here, A) there is no cure for asthma, so I am not going to be cured in the last 12 months, B) My inhaler costs the NHS around £1.50 and I have to pay around £8 for it so the NHS is profiting from it. So why the fuck make me make an appointment, taking up mine, and the doctors time to have a patronising review where I am asked if I can demonstrate I know how to use an inhaler (I;m alive, it is self evident FFS)

    Then I am asked if they can test my blood pressure, because they get a bonus from the CQC for that too, plus better scores on their score card. To which my response is always no, fuck em

    Here is my idea for the NHS. I get an inhaler when I need it, without an annual appointment to see if I have suddenly forgotten how to use an inhaler. If I am concerned about blood pressure I will make an appointment to see a doctor (although aforementioned points raise my blood pressure so it is a win win)

    This will save around 6 million appointments a year, which has to be a good thing. As Lord Benny previously posted, it would free up doctors to deal with more important things such as mental health issues. Not that they would give a fuck, because CQC don’t pay them for that

    • I’ve just had a visit from those fuckin cunts CQC, these jumped up little Hitlers are making us all pay for the fuck ups they have made themselves. Putting absurd legislation in place that’s completely non productive and expensive. I can’t cunt them enough.

    • Utter cunt held in high regard by tower block inhabiting peaceful religion worshipers aka the Grenfellians.

      ECD, emergency cunt deserving for St Emma, the Patron saint of Grenfell.

  7. Jaysus, is Nobo a cunt, or what? Even at the tender age I was at time, I remember seeing him on Top o’the Pops c. 1980 and found his preening “I’m just so fantastic, me” narcissism toe-curlingly cringe-worthy.

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