I wish to nominate for an cunting on the award-winning website ISAC, the current trend for appeasing any freak, deviant or attention-seeking mong in the name of transgender rights. This morning on the fucking front page of the Sunday Times was this story about the NHS having to quiz everyone over the age of 16 about their sexual orientation.
Fuck me ragged. Last time I went to hospital I had suspected meningitis and once I had described my symptoms I was straight into the treatment area and admitted less than an hour later. Why on earth would anyone need to ask me whether I liked to take it up the bum? Some cunt staggers into Casualty with a broken arm and some cunt with a clipboard asks him whether he likes birds or blokes? Fuck off with all this fucking shit. Unless you are being treated for a collapsed rectum what does your sexual orientation have to do with anything?
There are people who genuinely suffer from gender dysphoria and who need medical help. But they are about 0.3% of the population, approximately 192,000 people in the UK. I bet there are more fucking stamp collectors or chess enthusiasts than that. Why the fucking fuck does such a tiny minority get such attention? Fuck me with a rusty fucking fish fork up the fucking ass.
This comes as there is talk that the ‘gender’ question will be omitted from the 2021 census. For fuck’s sake, surely the NHS need to know how many men and women there are in a particular area a lot more than the number of ladyboys and/or chicks with dicks? The provision of basic medical services like gynaecology and antenatal and postnatal care swing to mind.
The laughable twats at the BBC who love all this shit. But I wonder how they square their love of all things transgender with everything peaceful?
Cunts.
Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt
Just seen a Brit has been sentenced to 3 months prison in peaceful Dubai for touching a mans hip in a bar to avoid spilling his drink, also gave him another month for boozing just for good measure. Unless I had to for work, would avoid shithole sandpits like this.
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I suspect he was an arse-bandit going around groping men. Serves him right.
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I fear the lady doeth protest too much! Stuck in the closet are you?
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Well you’re certainly not. Your sexuality seems to be the first and last thing that you mention in 90% of your posts.Are you hopig for some kind of vindication? I’ve heard of self-hating Jews,are there self-hating queers,too?
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I saw a fat kid fall of his scooter thing today as he was going across the pub car park. I was outside having a smoke at the time,and nearly choked on my cigarette smoke I was laughing that hard. The best was when he burst into tears.
Oink,oink Porky.
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Life’s simple pleasures Dick, always the best.
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Please can we have some new material Mr Moderator.
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Even if it’s only Tottenham
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And please take my reply left a few hours earlier out of moderation…
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Ever seen that pic of Emma Twatson wearing a mortar-board ??
What a feckin smug, vile bint she is. The face that launced a thousand punches…
Just saying.
And, btw, there’s a bbc series on magic coming up soon, I think they’ve got Cuntweasel Rowlinginit to front.
More licence-payers’ money being spooged on a load of old toss…
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Blue Planet 2 next week, if Attenborough wanted to save a few quid and film bottom feeding invertebrates and parasites lurking in dark corners could have just hung around Westminster.
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That Watson cunt isn’t even British…
The Titless One is a garlic chewing frog faced fucking cunt….
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It seems that our persons in police have little time to patrol our streets arresting wrong doers! Far better to arrest only those who commit “serious crimes ” and far better to leave those of a felonious disposition to continue unmolested on their chosen career path. Lack of resources seems to be the issue, as more resources are directed towards those hideous persons, white in colour, who happen to voice their displeasure in their eradication from the surface of the planet.
Forgive my dry droll sarcasm, but having recently tussled ( albeit verbally ) with micro plod of doubtful orientation, over the curious glance I gave said peaceful who barged past me in the queue foe service at a street kiosk. ( yes , I know its a quaint old thing…but ), having roughly barged aggressively to the front, he received a glance of disapproval which was seen by plod.
I failed to see plod at first due to its lack of altitude, and I was temporarily distracted by the plastic thing in its earlobe and the pale application of face powder that adorned the face. Said plod then launched into a verbal inquisition as to why I had had the temerity to object to my ( obviously ) lower status in life in the presence of said invited special asset to the country.
I have never ever been accosted by a transexual midget, especially one dressed in a police type uniform that was obviously specially made for the diminutive figure.
Perhaps the look of stupefaction on my face convinced plod that it was on a winner, and proceeded to caution me.
Recovering from my frozen state of disbelief, I launched into a tirade of defensive material . It was at this point that plod’s guardian appeared upon the scene and I was arrested. The dwarf struggled to reach my wrists to cuff me, and being of a pleasant nature I made an exaggerated and unwarranted stoop to assist the little thing . Plod ( the midget ) went incandescent with rage, and squeaked alarmingly. I had embarrassed the little thing in front of the now gathering audience.
In the van, I noted that said midget was wearing not only face powder, but a pale lip gloss. My compliment only infuriated the little thing even more.
My visit to said toytown police station was equally revealing. Desk sergeant Dildo processed the charge of whatever it fucking was and I was secured in a cell to await my interrogation. I dismissed the prospect of waterboarding as an option, and decided that nice copper nasty copper would be their strategy of choice.
Sergeant dildo released me following a mobile phone recording ( of which I now have a copy ) showing that i had obviously been unlawfully arrested.
I have received no apology from plod, nor any explanation as to plod’s behaviour.
I shall keep members here updated upon my progress in suing the fuck out of Toytown Police.
I anticipate a substantial holiday is to be had on proceeds.
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Not going to get any new cuntings so might as well vent my spleen with a few. Cunts who say “can I get” when being served. No, you can have but person serving will get it you cunt. Cunts who start every sentence with the word so. Fuck off. Robot wars, now call me a sad cunt for watching but there you go, its the two fucking bogtrotting cunts that piss me off. No work in oireland for those talentless cunts.
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Well crush my nuts with a wrecking ball! I thought it was only me – but there’s actually someone else in the world fucked off with every cunt and his sister beginning their every worthless utterance with “So…”
These cunts make my life infinitely more miserable than the gender fluid filth we are currently gathered here to celebrate and rejoice in. Truly thou art the Son of God, Sir Mali!
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i live in australia and every cunt says can i get drives me potty the shit cunts
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Well thank you kindly SB. I’m just a humble soul from Essex, now living with the peasants in Spain but small things get my goat. Another is the coffee cunts and their so called Baristas that make it. Fuck right off back up your own arseholes you cunts and get me a mug of normal coffee, white with three sugars.
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can i cunt Formula 1. just wasted 2 hours watching that shit, apart from a couple of nifty overtakings it was just tedious, they should all drive identical cars because its wrong that the car is more important than the driver, i think most of the drivers in tonights race would have won if they were driving Hamiltons car
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Lewis Hamiltons nose piercing…. What a cunt.
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Only a matter of time before it’s ‘out’ that Lewis uses the tradesman’s entrance….
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Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-africa-41683366/ivory-coast-s-hair-sculptor-laetitia-ky
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Another urban hair sculptor being touted as a genius silly Fucks at bbc always featuring these cunts
Oh boy 238 comments?! you guys have really filled up the page since I’ve been gone
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Was she one of the ones who made it out safely?
Hope she’s not one of those dragging their heels accepting a new house, racking up a huge hotel bill in the process.
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‘Benitez is capable of winning title with Newcastle’
Garth Crooks has surpassed himself… Even by his cuntish standards…
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hahahahahahahhahahahaaha garth crooks what a complete cunt
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Come on AntiBritish-BroadCastingCorporation and the guardian why are you not reporting on Zain Jaffer? the parking stanley CEO who molested his own 3 yr old son!
Is this news too racist, will it provoke nationalism sentiments or just not progressive enough? color me surprised! If this was bill gates or elon musk it be on blast across all media 24/7 https://techcrunch.com/2017/10/20/vungle-ceo-arrested-on-charges-of-attempted-murder-assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-and-lewd-act-upon-a-child/
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Just a quick point. Gay/Bi/Trans people constitute a very small proportion of the population and I have nothing much against them as whatever they do has little or no impact on me. Maybe apart from NHS resources being used – or wasted on “gender reassignment” – an illness? Vs. cancer, heart disease, dementia? But sick of these issues dominating the news agenda. You’ve only got to pick up a paper or turn on the TV or radio. “LGBTQ+ people, blah, blah, blah…”
Get out of my face, I don’t want to know.
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