Spot the jihadi [3]

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We have a winner!

Rebel Without a Cunt correctly predicted the next terrorist atrocity would be in New York City where a short while ago a truck of peace killed eight people and left fifteen seriously injured.

The cunt in question yelled “Alluha Akbar” so it’s no surprise that the NYPD are treating it as a ‘suspected terrorist attack’. No shit, Sherlock?!

So the slate is wiped clean and we invite you to guess where the next significant sack of shit will be perpetrated. It’s only a matter of time.

One guess per person in this thread only please.

154 thoughts on “Spot the jihadi [3]”

  1. Put me down for that wonderfully multicultural cess pit, Birminghamistan. Lovely diverse place – it’s got muslims from Pakistan, muslims from India, muslims from Yemen, muslims from Somalia, muslims from Iran, muslims from Bangladesh …

  2. Midsomer.

    Btw, just cos Damian Green looks, walks and talks like a bona-fide pervy sleasebag straight from central casting, that doesn’t necessarily mean he is one.

    He is however a shifty cunt of indisputably slimy proportions.

  6. Paris again for me, but my dearest wish will be a hand grenade right up Owen Jones Jacksy 👍

  7. You’d probably need a nuclear bomb to do any damage to Owen Jones slack ringpiece.

  9. Never heard of any of those filthy tarts you mentioned Birdman. Suppose it’s a sign of gettin’ old and wretched…

  10. Have not heard of any of them either Birdman. Out of interest looked them up on Google. All I can say is-interesting selection.

  11. If I had my way it would be the peacefuls.
    That may not be the most sensible in some folks eyes but to me it is for all the grief they’ve already caused worldwide…and they need stopping. Cunts.

    • I’m sorry to say this but I’m afraid the peacefuls could be unstoppable because they are willing to die for their coarse and there are so many of m. We’v been feeding and resourcing them, providing them with water to grow their crops, educating them since before live aid 1980, there’s a whole army of fighting aged men trained and ready still coming and being welcomed, sheltered, fed and clothed by our own government. We are weaponless and pussyfied. We don’t stand a chance.

      • Whoa… I take your point BVM but never give up.
        All we need is get together and give them peacefuls a rousing rendition or two of Don’t look back in anger, light a few candles and we’ll soon have ’em on the run.

      • BVM speaks of brutal reality. Fucking spot on. Maybe we may have up to ten years. Start saving up the pills…

  12. … With the festive period coming up and celebrations, Christian or otherwise … I think it’ll be at a pantomime near you … “Oh no it won’t” … “Oh yes it will” … ‘What, (cupping your ear) , I can’t hear you” … “The Peacefull’s are where ?” … “They’re behind you !!!”

    • Surprised if the cunts approve of pantomime’s, mind you they won’t feel awkward wearing their recycled curtains when the dames around.

  13. I do wonder whether muzzos know just how much we fucking hate them. Do they go along oblivious? I suppose if they can convince themselves they are all innocents, they can convince themselves of anything.

  14. Pity that Welsh bloke didn’t have a go at Sadiq Kunt. I’d like to hear Sadiq say it’s all part and parcel of living in a big city from his fucking hospital bed.

  15. Yes, I had the misfortune of hearing that too. Silly cow was referring to women who’d had their knee touched as “Survivors”. Fucking insult to genuine Survivors! Though personally not a great fan of that sort of terminology anyway.

  16. The former substitute drama teacher and part time ski instructor Justin Trudeau will be the next to enjoy the bounteous fruits afforded to him by his tireless efforts towards hes wondrous dream of a multicultural utopia where sexual deviants are pampered and celebrated, frenzied peacefuls are shown love and singing com by are all day and feminist women get artificially inseminated, pampered by the state while all those nasty white men get taxed taxed taxed and taxed again.

  18. Dustin Hoffman,Roman Polanski,Harvey Winestein, Woody Allen….I wonder if they all went to the same Synagogue? Perhaps they were all brainwashed to indulge in sexual assaults in the same way that muslims are brainwashed into their murderous behaviour at their mosques.

    • Is it cos they is secular Jews Dick? Btw, Woody Allen was innocent. Not a lot of people know that…

    • Are Jews more likely to be sexual abusers? No, this happens in all communities . However. When one community dominates a particular walk of life ie the music and entertainment industries then, yes jews will dominate in all aspects of it. They skew the results.

  19. Maria is high quality. Lisa-Ann and Nina Hartley are a bit past their best.

    Current favourites of mine are the 6′ tall Alison Tyler and a rather luxuriously upholstered wench called Kya Dakota. Can only find two flicks with her in. Both are gonzo efforts with a guy called Rodney behind the camera and wielding the gentleman vegetables.

  20. Michael Mcintire is a spacca-looking posh wanker. I hope that he does a Tommy Cooper and karks on live telly,it’s his only hope for making me laugh….The Cunt.

    • Unfunny posh cunts seem to be cloned uncontrollably, David Mitchell, Jack Whitehall and any cunt from Cambridge Footlights who landed a gig on TV, usually the ABBC.

  21. Its brussels for me fellow cunts
    And for all you bunglecunts re bagpipes etc go fuck yourselves with the thick end of a ragmans trumpet
    Fucking morris dancing cunts

    • Highland dancing, now that’s the making of man.
      The Gay Gordon?

      If you want to have a pop at English cunts, remind them that when Carnival de Paris was being recorded, they used an instrument that represented every country taking part in world cup 98 and all they could come up with for England was the spoons.

      “the spoons, get the spoons on it”

      Still, better than scissors.

      I’m off to Google where Cumnock is. 🙂

      • I remember meeting a Scot who was a native of Maybole, likewise in Ayrshire.

        His only comment was that if God wanted to give the world an enema, he’d stick the tube in Maybole

      • Maybe a catheter more appropriate for this cunt from Mayhole, the arm pit of South West Scotland. Home to abusers, peads and inbreeds who hide behind the hustle and bustle of the heritage of Rabbie Burns.

      • I heard somewhere that Burns was a grass, shopping people in for not paying their taxis.

        I know a few cunts who used to give fat fuck taxi drivers a nearby address instead and do a runner through a few gardens to get the rest of the way without paying.

        I was never sober enough for such silly antics.

  22. Another “look at me moment” to get his smelly knob in the press, in other music news morrissey released another album but nobody fucking noticed because the cunt was behind his prime years ago.

    Just like Noel actually maybe he should join Noels group and they can call themselves the High Flying Cunts Morrissey can play the scissors and can wank off Noel during songs

  23. I would lime to cunt women. Now I know many of you are married to one and have daughter etc but by Christ the problems they bring may be cancelling out their benefits. I read that sexual robots are on the horizon. I would suggest men would be better off with them. Sign me up.

    • Don’t worry, I’m almost entirely in agreement with you.

      They are, to trot out a cliche, genuinely only good for one thing. I like to believe I’m somewhat well-versed in most things in this world, but women never fucking cease to go beneath my already rock-bottom expectations of them.

      Always fucking rude. Always self-entitled. Declare themselves the judge and fucking jury on all sexual matters when in fact most just lie there like a fucking plank whilst expecting you to channel the spirits of Ron Jeremy and Rocco. Most of them are users – countless friends of mine reduced to weekends-only with their kids because their fucking ex-wives/gfs insist on it. One has had his head used as a football for the last two years and I’ve had to go around and watch this fucker – all 6’5” of him – repeatedly bawl his eyes out because his shitcunt of an ex keeps shifting the fucking goalposts on his access to both daughters. Humourless, patronising, manipulative. Figuratively and literally cunts.

      Sure, the letter of the law says ‘equal’ – but do me a fucking favour. The UK courts are a gynocentric bastion of cuntishness designed to repeatedly shaft men and give preference to the (un)fairer sex.

      The only bit I don’t agree with you on is sex robots/substitues – I couldn’t do without sex (sadly), so I consider women a necessary evil to satisfy desires etc. But beyond that, they are nothing. Fucking nothing.

      • A very fair and reasoned assessment TECB. The only thing I can think of in their favour is that most of them inexplicably appear to find men sexually attractive.

        Mine also cleans the toilet once a week. And knows how to use the washing machine. Never known it clean behind the fridge-freezer though.

      • It’s apparently ‘OK’ for wimmin to call men for being unattractive, for them to cluck like hens on crack over male strippers and firemen, and revel in that Fifty Shades shite… Yet if a bloke calls a bird fat or ugly, has a gander at a nice pair of tits, or watches a bluey, and the wimmin are outraged and pull the sexist card out for the umpteenth time… They really are the most hypocritical cunts on the planet earth…

      • Here’s another one for yer… A friend (who I rightly despise) of my mrs will eat beef, pork, chicken and turkey when she darkens our door… But she won’t eat lamb because it’s apparently a ‘cute baby animal’… And when she feeds her fucking face with beefburgers she says (attempting to be humorous) ‘I’m terrible, aren’t I?’ To which I reply with venom ‘Yes! You fucking are!’ Classic woman, classic cunt…

  25. Michael Fallon quits in the wake of Westminster sex scandal, after years of gutting the armed forces has had his mind on stripping of another sort.

  26. I went on YouTube literally just now.

    Underneath the de-rigeur “forced on you advert” every story in the top 12 list was about the NYC attack.

    Then I noticed the ad at the top and thought WTF!?!

    Does YouTube (i.e. Goocuntle) have no sense of embarrassment? This was it FFS!

    https://youtu.be/OF3s6D65whc

    Utter, utter CUNTS!

  27. Bristol, wishful thinking as i saw a new article stating the city had the most Vegan politicians……
    Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnntttttttssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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