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Radio 1 are cunts…

Apparently to celebrate the station’s 50th anniversary, the ABBC are launching ‘Radio 1 Vintage’: a station featuring ‘retro’ DJs from Radio 1’s past… But who do they have? Zoe ‘Cunt’ Ball, Chris Moyles, Mark and fucking Lard, Nicky Campbell, The Ranking Miss P (diversity and all that crap), and some twat called Rob Da Bank…

Vintage? Sod off!

Nominated by Norman

122 thoughts on “Radio One”

  1. Fucking hell anything on the Abbc with that geezer bird Zoe ” did I mention Norman /Brighton and the kids or strictly” Ball on is bound to be shite. Oh and to clear things up the Norman isn’t our Norman but that cunt also known as Fat boy slim

  2. Well, at least they don’t have to listen to the boring pair of cunts with their heavily scripted shows over at Radio 2 , Ken Cunt Bruce and Steve Shite in the afternoon. Doing exactly the same old format for the last 40 years. Steve shite has to be the cunt of the airwaves with his sycophant team along side him agreeing with every bullshit comment that comes out of his fat gob.
    Oh and yes, hate the show Steve .

    • Steve Wright was part of torture in the workplace in the 80s and 90s…. The cunt hardly played any music, and what he did play was either shite or talked over… Then there was the puke inducing ‘Posse’ (as you say, Fenton, a load of sycophantic cunts), the tiresome Jagger/Richards/Bowie impressions, and the about as funny as rickets ‘characters’ like Diamond Geezer and the ‘Weirdo At The Window’…. Trying to work with some cunt shouting ‘Mister Spoons; over and over day in day out… No doubt about it, Steve Shite is a massive cunt…

  4. Not qualified to cunt Radio 1 but the presenters i remember are certainly cunts of the highest order.
    Sayin’ that, think yourselves lucky you don’t get BFBS or Radio Gibraltar “where the listener is a cunt”

    Sayin’ that (sigh), it is easy as fuck to get a mention on these stations and i have enjoyed a “shout out and request” a few times.
    Usually a mate dedicating some cheesy tat to me though. 🙂

  5. Ever since Fat Boy Dim [Chris Moyles] radio one have been cunts,especially Chris Evans play some new jingles you cunt I was bored of the shit your still playing 5 fucking years ago….cunts

    • Why has Moyles not been prosecuted for tax fraud. The dishonest grubby little scheme was clearly fraudulent and required him to lie to gain advantage. He is a crook.

  6. If you have freesat try Lyric Fm on 752.an Irish station which plays great music with very few ads and presenters who try not to talk bollocks.

  7. Radio 1 is, and always has been a cunt of near biblical proportions. An event celebrating their DJs of yesteryear sounds like a Caligulan orgy of cuntitude.

    As mentioned by Norman, ‘Steve Wright in the Afternoon’ was a 90s slot, played against my will, which led me to consider suicide on several occasions. I’d even go as far as to say that Radio’s Steve Wright is more of a diamond-encrusted cunt than Steve Wright the 2006 serial killer of prostitutes in Ipswich. The latter probably flipped when he realised he shared a name with the former.

    But the biggest Radio 1-based cunt of all time has to be the inspiration for Rob da Wank, Tim Westwood. Tim fucking Westwood. How this epochal cunt remains un-murdered (just) is one of the greatest mysteries of our time. Pitifully walking around with his white ‘black man’ persona, as desperately tragic a sight as that mutated dog dragging its own entrails around from The Fly 2, this cunt was the audio form of waterboarding. And amongst this serial offender’s heinous list of extensive cunt-crimes is being the inspiration for Ali G.

    On Shortlist last year, Tim Westwood quipped that he would ‘pay to get shot again’. Christ alive Tim, most of humankind would pay YOU for the privilege. Form an orderly queue behind the rifle scope.

    • Tim Westwood is an original wigger!! And a proper 12″ vinyl headed cock puppet!!
      The cunt thought he was all cool and street but I’m sure I read his dad was a vicar? In da hood indeed…… 😂

  8. Radio 1 has some cunts presenting but you cannot deny that they play a lot of brand new music from all genres and for someone into music it’s all good, I’m on about the evening shows not all the daytime bollocks.

  9. As Marty Feldman once sang (on a single…)

    “Radio One’s a load of fun
    Like migraine headaches”

    The aural equivalent of two quarts of warm, soapy water…

  10. Norman, you missed out Tony Blackburn, and compilations of Johnnie Walker, Noel Edmonds, Peter Powell, Emperor Rosko, Alan Freeman, Kenny Everett and John Peel (the latter three being dead and therefore unable to appear live).

  11. In this age of austerity how the fuck the state haven’t executed Steve Wright is beyond me. Half a million a year we pay this egotistical fat cunt. He must actually think people want to hear him talking and fucking singing over the music. I wish I knew a hit man’s who owed me a favour.

    • How on earth Steve Shite is still on there beggars belief.
      I’m wondering if he has peodo information on BBC fat cats that makes Jimmy Saville’s exploits look like a bit of slap and tickle

  12. Radio 1? Wouldn’t touch the dad dancing teen sensibility abuser with a shit shovel. Except to aid efficient shattering of their dumb vacuous skulls, of course.
    50th anniversary vintage? Bring it on! So many wonderful memories and all time greats to celebrate!

    Who could forget Diddy David Hamilton, esteemed photographer of nubile frog jailbait? And smug condescending phoney scarce git John Peel? Ok, he played a lot of good stuff, but you’d have to be a totally clueless cunt not to find it in the ’60s. Like Tony Blackburn and all the other fuckwits, of course.

    Spare a thought though for poor old Pete Murray, sacked by the ABBC for blatantly pushing Snatcherite Tory propaganda in the ‘80s. And talking of public service, how about devoting a day or two to that humble, selfless charity fund raiser supremo, the irrepressible Jimmy Savile, not to mention zany hairy cornflake pussy grabber Dave Lee Travis.

    Such a treasure-trove of national treasures! Wot about world renowned philosopher Noel Edmunds, and my bestest buddy friend ever, Jimmy ‘Old’ Young? Nice old fuck. Some have been known to let the side down however – creamers of the crop being Smashey & Nicey. Very very bad dudes indeed.

    What a vast abundance of cunts we have to be thankful for!

    Oh, Johnnie Walker was a bit ok-ish actually, I suppose.

    • Before all you cunts out there rush to correct, I know Diddy wasn’t the infamous photographer of nubile small titted foreign tarts, that was a completely different David Hamilton. I simply couldn’t resist…

      Confusion will be my epitaph.

      • Worrying that a man could call himself ‘fluff’ though. And he was just as irritating as the rest.

      • Won’t hear a word said against Fluff! A camp, gender neutral cunt of the highest calibre!

  13. The only fucking radio I listen to now are talking shows. Been working on a few sites recently and all you can hear is 80/90’s puke inducing shite hour after fucking hour. Fucking Soft Cell, The Communards, Debbie cunting Harry and Human League. Fuck off cunts my head hurts.

  15. Too many Ethnics for my taste… The sound of Jungle Bongos and Coons screaming in Kitchen Kaffir does nowt for me. They should only play the likes of that nice Will Smith’s blacky music. At least he isn’t as uppity as some of those other ones…”Niggers With Attitude”indeed. No wonder the American police have to seal harshly with them. The sound of the drums angers up their blood,I’ve seen Zulu..once the Coons hear the drums and start dancing,they forget their place.
    Radio 1 is responsible for Coons getting Uppity,ban it.

    • Having served my time in Zululand I can say that the only language these fuckers understand is fanagalo. Delivered at high volume and followed up with a sjambok. The cunts are not so uppity then dontchaknow.

    • Ah will smith rap who wouldn’t want to get jiggy with it??
      Possibly raps ( using the word extremely loosely) least offensive Cunt……

    • If you have Sly TV™ or succumb to Rupert ” Jerry loves me for my good looks” Murdoch’s TV entertainment shitcast in the future, avoid MTV Base channel at all costs, or why with all the tech can we not delete all the shit channels like this and the harri harri god bothered channels, Al JizzEarer etc.

      In fact Sly™, stop taking the piss and make all the foreign shit that I can’t even speak / understand into a pack so that I can drop kick the shit right off my package and save myself at least £19.99 a month.

      Then I might fucking believe in better.

      I’m also sick of that sugar cube thieving Tom Hardy’s voice waffling about Sly mobile™. Wonder how much that wank piece gets from my monthly subscription or will the increase to pay his fee come through in December?

      Starting in January of course you thoughtful cunts.

  16. John Peel and perhaps, Kenny Everett aside, Radio 1 has been shite since it started. The DJs are and were the biggest bunch of slimy, untalented, sex offending cunts ever assembled. Nicey and Smashy were nowhere near as toe curling as the real thing. Blackburn was embalmed in 1968 and is still around, despite being friend and protector of Savile.
    Cunts all.

    • Can’t really add much to the tsunami of cunting on here for that corpulent cockwashing known as Steve Wright.

      The self-congratulatory applause and cheering simply makes me want to insert a nitro-glycerin suppository in the aforementioned’ s capacious rectal cavity.

      His fucking ‘factoids’ and ‘champines’ cock scrapings should be punishable by a very humiliating and painful death for him.

      Even the ‘old woman’ featured on his show thought he was such a tick turd that she remedied part of his problematic show by dying.

      I would love to witness him spontaneously combust.

      • It’s comforting to know that many others despise Steve Shight just as much as I do. The man is giant stool sample.

    • Whatever happens it’ll be Trump’s fault.

      There’ll be some cunt now trying to tot up how many etho/immos there are Vs the rest to make it a Trump related race crime.

      If there are more women than men then it’ll be Trump sexism.

      If there’s more men than women then the feminazis will spin it that they’re considered less important than men due to Trump sexism.

      If no raspberries are involved then it will be due to lack of access in order to get shot because of Trump’s administration.

      Let’s face it, anything good in the states is NOT Trump related, anything bad then it IS Trump related.

      Same over here with Brexit. The harbinger of all ill deeds.

      Easily led cunts!

      • Still the press are happy because it takes the spotlight of the last trenche of “peaceful” attacks.

        Funny how the Vegas cunt is named and with everything but his inside leg measurement posted up on the ABBC within minutes of the incident being reported.

        Just like the “A man from Kent was arrested.” wealth of information we get when a “peaceful” cunt kicks off. When – indeed – they admit/reveal it is a “peaceful” cunt, several days later!

    • Surely it’s about time that the EU proposed a blanket ban on Americans entering Europe? I mean if Trump can do it with anyone from any ‘peaceful’ country…

      (joking by the way)

    • Cant understand fucking Yanks. Why the fuck would any sane nation allow assault rifles and fuck knows what else to be openly sold? What is the rational use for these guns? Squirrel shooting? There is something deeply worrying about the good ole USA.

      • It’s got something to do with the wilful misinterpretation of their Constitution. Ignorant brainwashed cunts.

      • The fact that its called an ‘ammendment’ means it can be changed. This seems to pass the dense yeehaw fuckers by.

    • What makes me laugh is that even starting a discussion on better gun control really offends many yanks; much more so than than the actual horrific shooting sprees, it appears.

      Handguns and the like for the ‘right to bear arms’ is one thing, but why the fuck do these simple cunts think they need automatic weapons heavy artilery?

      • Automatic weapons like the ones he used are already illegal (at least two federal laws banned the possession and transfer of these). Looks like that didn’t do a damn thing to stop him.

      • Thin end of the wedge argument: remove right for God fearing citizens to bear nuclear arms, next thing you know the Feds will be coming for your spud guns! Assholes.

    • Next week we’ll have cadburys and Mac Donald’s saying we don’t make people fat!!

      • Agree – it’s ignorance, greed, doing fucking nothing and believing “big is beautiful” that makes people fat.

        Also being a Cunt, obviously.

  19. Gunshop customer: ‘ can I have a weapon that is capable of firing a100 rounds a minute please’ gunshop owner: ‘ why do you need it? ‘ customer: ‘errrrr….’.

  20. Surely, the right to bear arms is trumped by the right not to be shot.
    Last year there were more than 50 incidents in the U.S. where toddlers found guns in the house and shot people. Some of these didn’t even make the news due to it being so commonplace.

    I can only assume the need for automatic weapons is that someone has spotted a heavily armed herd of deer who have returned fire…

    • Insert the phrase ‘right to bare arms if you have a small flacid dick’ into the constitution.

  21. Emergency Cunting

    Good times for lovers orf chaos theory. 200 injured by the goons orf the Spanish Fascist State. Now a return to the USA and the good ol’ Lone Nut shoot’n ’em up in Vegas. Biggest (so far – 60 dead and 400 injured) in US history. Nice to have him back. This latest yank wank is apparently doine to a 64 year old jasper from a retirement complex nearby – oh and a roomful orf firearms and ammo. Wonder how the crazy cunt got his mits on those? Oh – his civil rights enshrined in the wonderful life enhancing 2nd Amendment. Crazy cunt gunned doine at the scene. Looks like his 64 year old female person orf interest companion exercised her God Given rights as well. Now in police custody.
    God Bless America!

  22. Emergency Cunting

    Good times for lovers orf chaos theory. 200 injured by the goons orf the Spanish Fascist State. Now a return to the USA and the good ol’ Lone Nut shoot’n ’em up in Vegas. Biggest (so far – 60 dead and 400 injured) in US history. Nice to have him back. This latest yank wank is apparently doine to a 64 year old jasper from a retirement complex nearby – oh and a roomful orf firearms and ammo. Wonder how the crazy cunt got his mits on those? Oh – his civil rights enshrined in the wonderful life enhancing 2nd Amendment. Crazy cunt gunned doine at the scene. Looks like his 64 year old female person orf interest companion exercised her God Given rights as well. Now in police custody.
    That’s shown those muslim cunts that no god-damn foreigner can slaughter the citizens orf the USA better than the citizens orf the USA. Salute the flag and buy more guns.
    God Bless America!

  23. It’s been a weird few days to be fair, but I believe event 1 kind of answers event 2. If your thinking of voting for more gun control, just look at those poor catalonians with cracked skulls for daring to post a bit of paper in a box. Let’s not forget, we may call them the ‘government’ but what they really are are the ruling elite, the head of the crime family. Finger in every pie, anyone makes a bit of money and they have to have a taste. If they don’t like what you’re doing, they will shut you down immediately with ultimate force. They enjoy fantastic lifestyles at your expense, with fantastic retirement packages mere mortals can only dream of. From the outside it looks like a club anyone can join, but look a little closer and you’ll start to see some patterns – family history, where they schooled, who they know. I wonder if the national guard would be comfortable cracking skulls and firing rubber bullets at a bunch of good old boys who wanted to post some paper in a box – and that is why they keep them.

    • So you think introducing firearms into this situation would have calmed things down?

      • There wouldn’t have been a situation if everyone was packing. You think that weedy little balaclava’d jackboot would have dared drag that little girl out by her hair extensions if he had an inkling that her significant senor had been standing next to her with concealed colt 45? Or the other tough guys that tested out their baton strength on some old ladies faces. They wouldnt have even turned up had they known her 25 yr old mildly retarded son had a different shotgun for every day of the week?

  24. ISIS have just claimed responsibility! Only a matter of time before they claim responsibility for the dead mouse found torn apart in our kitchen this morning.

    Pathetic Cunts.

  25. I’m crowd funding to buy a copy of What’s The Story Morning Glory for every family in Las Vegas. That will make them all feel better.

    • The memorial concert is tonight at the same venue.There should be enough room if you just step over the dead bodies.

  26. It’s a shame really. This Las Vegas shit has overshadowed just how much of a cunt the Spanish government is.

    • The Spanish government never gave the permission for the cunts to have a referendum, and the cunts in Catalonia ignored that, gave a date for the referendum, and said if the vote goes through, they will leave Spain in days. No transition period, but days.

      The Spanish government are not the cunts here, and if these snowflake cunts that are used to getting their own way turned up to the illegal vote and got all uppity then for once in my life i’m on the side of the police.

      It was an attack on Spain and the cunts deserved every kick and blow they got.

      We’d do the same to the Scottish if they weren’t giving permission but went ahead with a referendum anyway and told the rest of Britain that in days they’d be off.

      • The rest of the UK would be far better off without the Jocks so why would we stop them?

      • FC Barcelona… The biggest cunts in world football…
        Apart from Manchester Citeh, of course….

        Messi is a fucking cunt…

      • I disagree birdman, mark e smith was right nuke spain into a crater for the spanish inquisition #free Catalonia

      • Tell Mark E Smith that he’s getting a fuckin kickin’ from me.

        Spain are in the right here and i think anti Spanish sentiments are getting in the way.

        How very left wing and snowflakey of you all.

      • I work with a Spanish woman and she says that Catalonia are behaving just like the Jocks, they want independence but with all the benefits from Madrid still in place. Correct me if I’m wrong Birdman ?

      • I’m pretty sure if the Scots had a unilateral referendum that 900 people would end up injured.

      • Will we still be able to do this to the Scots once we’re out of the EU? Am beginning to have second thoughts now.

      • Point well taken Vermin Cunt Spotter, me old mucker. I can’t speak for anyone else on this site, but I’m not necessarily anti Scot – I even went to Scotland once and bought a knobbly walking stick and climbed a small hill!

        However I do hate the SNP, and with a vengeance usually reserved for Comrade Steptoe and his fascist Momentum mob. So who in their right mind would vote for such utter cunts as the SNP?

        Then it hit me: someone who despises the useless Labour Party even more, and not keen to vote Tory for well understood historical reasons. Oh God, I’ve gone all conciliatory, not a good call for an English Cunt right now…

      • Just a thought VCS but if you stuck to one fictitious email address instead of constantly changing it then you wouldn’t keep getting stuck in moderation…

      • there’s no way that Catalonia can just up and leave in days without negotiation of both the Spain government and the EU. What the Spanish government are shit scared of is losing a region of wealth and that the next region to kick off will be the Basques. Franco and his ideals still seem to rule.

      • The Catalonia government stated only last week that if the vote goes their way it’ll be “days” not weeks or months but days later they will be leaving.
        And if they had left, they’d be knocking on the door of the EU asking to be governed in their independence by them.

        The EU aren’t even commenting.

      • “Catalonia government stated only last week that if the vote goes their way it’ll be “days” not weeks or months but days later they will be leaving”

        Thats how fucking long it should take to leave a political bloc. The shite heap EU is more like a terrorist islam promoting organization,. Like none of this pay to leave shite Fuck the EU I hate brussels

        The Eu are cunts this catolina thing is brexit all over again, I stand with catolina 100%. The police were also beating up voters even the elderly fuck the spanish seriously nothing good even comes from there

      • Nothing good comes from there?

        Vanessa Romero
        Vetusta Morla
        Salsa Brava
        Maria Lapiedra
        La Que Se Avecina
        Torrente/Santiago Segura
        Ali oli
        Deprisa Deprisa (third best filum of all time)
        Cadiz
        Boquerones

        To name a few. 🙂

      • I think Catalonia would govern itself if they did go independent. I love Spain and am a frequent visitor, in fact I only returned from my recent stay last week. I also own a property there, so I’m definitely not anti Spanish, I just think the way the government have handled this is wrong and all it has achieved it to cast negative publicity on the country.

      • “The Catalans love the EU” If thats the case they deserve everything they get which is 2 million syrians from africa courtesy of Mama Merkel & Juncker If what you say is true Mike then they are no better then Hungary and Poland who both support Federalisation of the European Union hypocrite cunts. But The Catalan independence movement says they are pro-EU, but are all of these people out in the streets with flags pro-EU? If they don’t want to be ruled by Madrid, why would they want to be ruled by Berlin and Brussels? I dunno perhaps both are cunts then my bad

      • The Independence supporting Jocks want to be ruled by the EU. So why shouldn’t the Catalans also conceivably be free to have their cake and eat the fucker too?

  27. Trump is an utter cunt.
    He has been on tv spouting the same platitudes as our own dear politicians after a terrorist atrocity. Had this been terrorism he would have exploded with anger, but as it is just some good ole boy playing with his toys, as is his right, then ‘Americans will stand together etc etc.
    What a cunt. Where is the anger, the common sense, the will to do something about these regular murder sprees?
    If the Yanks ever get significant numbers of peaceful nutters, who only have to pop to Wallmart for automatic weapons, god help them. As it is, their ISIS are home grown rednecks exercising their constitutional rights. And that cunt Trump will side with the NRA to aid and abet indiscriminate murder.

    • Introducing the voice of America:

      “This anti-gun propaganda is meant to brainwash kids… gun ownership is NOT the problem you dumbasses, more lives are saved by guns than killed by them. Nearly everyone in my neighborhood owns guns and not a single person has been killed by a gun, and besides, Americans didn’t bring the slaves over, the French, English, and Dutch did that.”

      From whence do fuckwits like this think Americans originated? And he’s not talking indigenous…

    • Tom Petty better known as the best Roger Mcguinn cover artist out there hahaha, seriously tho I’m still pissed at Petty for stealing johnny thunders band name “The Heartbreakers” neither of them got the original spelling of the name

      • No cunt knows if he even died.

        I hope he’s alive as that will fuck up any pop-up candle lit vigils being held in his honour.

        He’s being described as one of the greats, if not the greatest (aren’t all dead cunts?), the cunt never even made onto my radar.
        Just sayin’.

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