Radio 1 are cunts…
Apparently to celebrate the station’s 50th anniversary, the ABBC are launching ‘Radio 1 Vintage’: a station featuring ‘retro’ DJs from Radio 1’s past… But who do they have? Zoe ‘Cunt’ Ball, Chris Moyles, Mark and fucking Lard, Nicky Campbell, The Ranking Miss P (diversity and all that crap), and some twat called Rob Da Bank…
Vintage? Sod off!
Nominated by Norman
Wow wow ! Steady along there fellow Great Brittish Cunts ! As a Scot who voted to stay in the Union but NOT the fucking EU i may point out that our beloved leader Nicola Sturgeon aka jimmy crankie is aff her heid and certifiable when she backs the catalonians ( no mandate cunts) hmmmm is it because trying to break away is her and her parties intention all along ??
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I bet you love yer green avatar.
If yer a sevco fan that is. 🙂
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I have her in the dead pool as well so cunting hands off cunts !!!!
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If he was a taig (Newco / pacific shelf 595 fan) he would clearly have been singing sturgeon & SNP praises campaigning to withdraw Scotland from UK and unite with the tattie howlers.
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The hills are alive with sevco fans.
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pete tong anyone
now there’s a cunt
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Him and several of his late 90s/early 00s DJ peers were absolute cunts. For me, Brandon Block was the worst. I saw him play sets several times. An infuriating cunt to the last spin.
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You must have switched off after Block and missed out on the arm waving cunt that is Westwood fucking Tim. That’s a top cunt, made block look an amateur.
Both the TV and Radio have harboured too many fiddlers and should be stripped of their broadcasting rights. Too many cunts knew what was going on and said / done nothing and we paid them with our licence fees.
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and danny i invented acid house music smug cunt rampling
another cunt
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Some heavy news stories today and no mistake… fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on perspective) totally drowning out the headless poultry fest which is the Tory 2017 conference.
I had the bitter misfortune of catching Spreadsheet Phil warble on about unadulterated bollocks whilst giving his speech earlier. The man is so fucking boring he could make the news for having a one-in-a-bed romp. The wonky faced cunt has zero charisma. Then again, he isn’t the only Tory frontbencher with that problem. When someone is that devoid of personality, surely his advisors should be telling the dour cunt to not crack any jokes; it makes him look 10x more of a cunt than usual.
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After Dunblane, Phil the Greek was pilloried re some comments about guns; his suggestion was, that in the right hands, a cricket bat could be just as lethal.
Although killing 60 people would take a lot longer, and would be close-range combat.
But I guess he probably knows more about these things (and cricket bats) than I do…
Maybe even experience, somewhere out of sight.
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A 64 year old man killing all those people with a cricket bat from the safety of a 32nd floor hotel window just wouldn’t be feasible, imo. A man of his age would have neither the reach nor the energy to kill 60 and injure over 500 relatively young people in such a short time – however many bats he had at his disposal.
And besides, cricket bats are not usually close at hand or easy to come by in Las Vegas. Unless you happen to be a multimillionaire (which the cunt was) and can have unlimited supplies shipped over from England or a nearby Commonwealth country like Australia, for example.
Either way, it’s reassuring to know that Pope Francis was “deeply saddened…by this senseless tragedy”, and that President Trump managed to churn out some equally tired old platitudes along similar lines, too as well also.
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Dear SB,
I hadn’t thought of the possibility of throwing aforesaid bats !!
I guess there’s an art to it, possibly even an Olympic Games category…
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Interesting idea Belinda, but I was thinking more in terms of the cowardly cunt devising an extending mechanical arm so he could club the concert goers to death without having to leave the comfort and sanctuary of his hotel room.
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This is technology that could indeed have “transferable applications” !!
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not forgetting the massive shit cunt judge i play trumpet while i dj jules the fucking self absorbed whopper of a cunt
infact dj’s are surely in for a right cunting especially the 90’s house cunts
jeremy ponytail leathered trousered cunt healey anyone?
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Sorry, you are going to have to run that past me again. No fucking idea what you are talking about. But then, I am an old cunt.
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On a holiday to Magaluf several years back, I was greeted by multiple flyers put under my door every day about some of the DJ’s mentioned here and that cunt Jules was on one I got every fucking day for a fortnight. Some “Judgement Day” gig, which I believe suckers were parting with €60 to listen to some records and get a free t-shirt to wear letting everyone in the resort know you got fucked over.
I made my own judgement on seeing the queue of fine that evening and fucked off up to the other side of Palma Nova.
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A Merkin Muffley ally, Manfred Weber, has told May that she should put Britain first, and sack BoJo.
Maybe because all the Fourth Reichers are shit-scared of having to d/w someone stronger than May.
It’s a great shame that 68 eurocunts (and the rest) in Berlaymont are still defrauding the ecosystem of oxygen…
Bastard Sorearse-licking scum.
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