Dead Pool [73]

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Congrats to ‘Er Indoors (wot gives Dio some grief once in a while) for predicting that Rock ‘n’ Roll pioneer and pianist extraordinaire, Fats Domino, has played his last piano roll! A forst time win for her and he’ll never hear the end of it.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 73.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

100 thoughts on “Dead Pool [73]”

  2. Valerie Harper
    Lord Carrington
    Billy Graham
    Kim Jong Un
    Robert Mugabe

    And I’ll make sure I rub it in to the old man – if you’ll pardon the expression!

  3. Patrick Cryne
    Ray Reardon
    Jill Gascoine
    Artimus Pyle
    Sir John Hall

    Good Shot ‘Er Indoors.

  6. John Carpenter
    Peter Bowles
    Hal Holbrook
    Joss Ackland
    Dennis Waterman

    Congrats to Er Indoors…

  8. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    Sorry, am doing this from my ipaddy thing, as my computers down. Incidentally, I found out the other day that the cunt whose called keith chegwin has a twin brother. That poor mother of theirs, what a life she must have had to put up with with two of the agrivating cunts. The cunts.

    • Bollocks Kirk Douglas has already been taken. I’ll go for Patricia Routledge instead.

  13. Alex Salmond
    Nicola Sturgeon aka wee jimmy krankie
    Clint Eastwood
    Bill Clinton
    Steven Hawkings

  14. Nice been a while since last one gone done and died .

    Angela Lansbury
    Clint Eastwood
    James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Ric ‘WOOOOOO’ Flair

  16. Yet another one who was nicked from me.

    Heres my five. Feel free to pinch any you fancy.
    Little Richard
    Brigitte Bardot
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Martin Peters
    Tommy Steel

    • Our Gracie croaked over breakfast a good few years ago otherwise she would have been all over the WW2 commemorations.

  21. In one!, Its Jim Bowen.

    2. Dale Winton.

    3. Warwick Davies.

    4. Roy Walker.

    5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. SNP.

  22. Arianna Grande
    Paloma Faith
    Lily Allen
    Katy Perry
    Azalea Banks

    File this deadpool entry under ‘wishful thinking’. Tuneless shitcunts.

    • Fair play Empire – I don’t do this – all the cunts just log on to the “deadpool” website and nick the names as soon as its won. First up best dressed style.
      On wishful thinking
      Robert Peston
      Tom Bradby
      Laura Kuntsplurgh
      Rohit Catshit
      Rageh Ommar – IS plant.

  23. My nominations are…
    Stanley Baxter
    Doris Day
    Herman Wouk
    Tony Bennett
    Martin Sheen

    Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors

  26. I always thought it was weird blueberry hill became such a popular song it is such a depressing song. The meaning of the song almost sounds like it could be about sexual immorality or a serial killers confession of raping and murdering hookers The song always sounded really dark to me and had a hidden meaning… ah oh well whatever

    • Good point, maybe about a homo encounter but he couldn’t leave his wife as she owned his black ass and so it was just the odd booty call?

      • I like some of fats dominos stuff especially his more upbeat rock n roll boogie oriented songs I just found blueberry hill very sad and I listen to some very depressing shite, mind you

  29. Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Hardy Kruger sr
    George P Schultz

    Thats Mary Wilson, Harolds widow

  30. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Maggie Smith
    The ever-decreasing EU

    If he were starting off now he would’ve been called “Big-Boned Domino” or summat. “I found my pill, 🎶 On Blueberry Hill.”

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