Hefner was a cunt, but there’ll no doubt be ridiculous rejoicing from the feminazi/munters brigade over his demise… Funny how these femstapo types always look like they wouldn’t have even the remotest hope in hades of appearing in Hef’s jazz rag…. A fit feminazi is rarer than a likeable politician, a Stone Roses album, or a Unicorn….
But the frump squad will be loving the old boy’s passing… They’ll probably frig themselves off more to Hef kicking the bucket than they did over their ‘victory’ in getting a woman Doctor Who (and they’re still flicking themselves off over that!)…
Hefner was a cunt, but there’ll no doubt be ridiculous rejoicing from the feminazi/munters brigade over his demise… Funny how these femstapo types always look like they wouldn’t have even the remotest hope in hades of appearing in Hef’s jazz rag…. A fit feminazi is rarer than a likeable politician, a Stone Roses album, or a Unicorn….
But the frump squad will be loving the old boy’s passing… They’ll probably frig themselves off more to Hef kicking the bucket than they did over their ‘victory’ in getting a woman Doctor Who (and they’re still flicking themselves off over that!)…
Nominated by Norman
Should have gone full on Mohemmedian in his final hours
72 virgins and all that
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Who wants 72 virgins when you can have a thousand slags? Apart from Jimmy Saville of course…..
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never liked the dirty old cunt
but jealousy itself is a cunt
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Hefner had cuntitude by the bucketload. Yet, as sagely predicted by Norman, all I’ve been reading about today is how those “poor, innocent wimminz have been ruthlessly exploited and co-erced into a life of sexual abuse by dictator-in-dick Hugh Hefner”.
Yeh, those poor, damaged women. So brutally exploitative was Hefner that shitcunts were literally clawing each other’s eyes out to be a Playboy model, in order to jumpstart their careers in TV and film. The competition to be in the Playboy (center) fold was legendarily fierce and at one point, seen as a sure-fire step to success.
Have any of these mocha-supping liberals bothered to seek real opinion from former/current models?
Expect a total rottencunt Playboy bike-turned-reformed-liberal like Jenny McCarthy to come out bravely, with a tell-all tale of woe to kick-start a massive exposé into how Hefner treated his coven worse than a combination of Peter Sutcliffe and Jimmy Savile.
Cunting history re-writing fucking klunges.
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Hefner was a cunt but he for his life pissed off feminists and traditionalist bible bashers both of which I am in favor of.Any cunt who can infuriate both groups consistently for over half a century isn`t all bad in my books.I have always said I want to die on the middle of a yacht on the Mediterranean in a sailors suit surrounded by playboy bunnies with a cuban cigar in one hand and a whisky in the other.
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By in favour off I mean in favour of pissing off.
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As an expert semi professional wanker, i can honestly say that Playboy is shite.
But maybe its readers are wankers of a different class that should be praised. Smoking a cigar, drinking scotch and choking yer chicken over that tat at the same time can’t be easy.
If we’re all honest, Escort and Fiesta were far superior.
In my youth growing up in the countryside, I’d always be stumbling over plastic bags with a “stash” in it and not once was there ever a Playboy.
So that tells you that a true wanker never went near that tat.
Hugh Heffner was a cunt and good riddance the leary cunt is dead.
And they slaaaaaags that went to live in his mansion were soulless, shameless cunts.
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Preferred Mayfair when I was a laddie… It had far superior birds like Marina Larsen, Karen Mifflin, Veronica Waters, and the spectacular Jenny Barnes… The Bunny Mag was always above itself and always kidded itself (and probably still does) that it was a suave publication for intellectual blokes… Bollocks, of course… Without the tits and all that sales would decline rapidly, as the cunts have found out… One of my favourite bits of the classic original Auf Wiedersehen Pet was when the lads are in a German bar and Dennis is looking through Wayne’s Playboy… Wayne says it has ‘good articles and good interviews’… Den replies ‘Improves the mind, eh?’ and then unfurls the centrefold and says ‘Hey lads! Here’s a really good interview!’
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Playboy was always very lame. Dog-eared copy of Razzle or Whitehouse was the usual jazz mag of choice, tbh.
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Apparently Hefners’ coffin will be made of solid oak.
For the first time in thirty years mourners will have the opportunity to see Hefner with real wood….
Rigour mortis..replacing viagra since yesterday….
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I actually heard one of the “overt” dykes at my place give out a little “YAY!” and then qualify (to an empty audience – no one gives a shit what you think cunt) that it was at Hefner’s demise.
Thing is any lady of my age – from my teens to now – who didn’t look like a joiner’s thumb after a double shift, had no problem with the Hef.
It was – in their words – just a bit of titillation, just like a Chippendales night, etc.
The visually challenged ones (especially the LBGTXYZADE123 – what-the-fuck-ever – mob) used to do their nut if one of the lads whipped out the latest Playboy mag (cos it had Latoya Jackson in it – utterly disappointing TBH) and they copped it from the corner of their eye.
I was just thinking to myself (after “Biffa Bacon’s mother” lookalike had had her say today): “Hey I like licking pussy. You must be well versed in the bean-flicking stakes yourself, so a nice juicy clit must get you going the same as me? So is that not common ground!?!”
Even though they claim it’s down to sexism, I can’t help believing that there is the odd element of jealousy involved as well?
Some of them wouldn’t even make the braille edition let alone one of Hef’s prime centrefolds.
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The Bunny Mag became a joke really… Getting third raters like the aforementioned LaToya Jackson, Farrah Fawcett when she was a granny, Tiffany and Debbie Gibson twenty years too late… Thing was it used to attract big names: Linda Evans, Joan Collins, Ursula Andres, Bo Derek, Tanya Roberts (oh yes) etc… But from the 90s onwards it lived on scraps… Instead of bagging the spectacular Christina Hendricks they got the ugly one from Mad Men instead…
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Not to mention milking the Pamela Anderson cow until it was dry and the udders were scraping the floor…
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The pouting pig that is Katie Price reckons she saw Hefner fuck women, but he never fucked her. He had some standards then.
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Well it was avoid Jordung or face the prospect of subsequently advertising a manky prawn ring from Iceland.
And no, “Manky Prawn Ring” is not code for Jordung’s pussy, well, maybe after a couple of weeks in the back of a skip, during a heatwave…
A fanny that’s had more cock than Bernard Matthews! I bet it’s that worn now that you can see the giblets hanging down!😵
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She cured Gareth Gates of his stammer, though.
Little cunt never knew what hit him.
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Did she?
Dorty bugger!
“Katie I’m c..c..c..c……s, sorry, t-t-too late!”
“S’oright darlin’ I’ve had more jizz than a sperm bank!”
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Katie Price needs a thorough cunting of her own.
A tottering, mumbling pics of penicillin resistant gonorreah, there would have been no reason why Hefner didn’t get to throw his wrinkly old purple parsnip up her, despite her claim to the contrary.
Looking at her now, the best description I can muster for her is ‘Pedigree Chum’.
As rough as a rhino’s foreskin but not quite as fragrant.
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Katie Price is a cunt… A whore who has become a celebrity for being a whore… Her smelly and overused cunt should be sealed up for good, like a defunct oil rig….
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Interesting quote from Sam Harris…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2017/09/29/quote-of-the-day-29/
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We don’t write it for you…
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RIP Mr Hefner. He’s seen more cunts than the turnstiles at Old Trafford.
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Ha ha. That gave me a chuckle that one. 😁
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Manc and Red as I am, you’re not wrong…. There are more cunts in that place now than ever… And the banning and Orwellian attitude over the ‘racist’ Lukaku chant is about the final (and 100th) nail in a very rotten coffin…
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If you work in IT does that make you a diagnostic?
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When I heard about old Hef Breath wanting to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe, my first thought was ‘Fat lot of fucking use she’s going to be to him now!’…
But then I thought ‘Oh well, he probably fucked her anyway in the old days…. Everybody else fucking did’….
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Another really funny joke:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41444415
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I was jealous of the old cunt when an actress reported that the Collinson twins stayed at his mansion and they would do absolutely ANYTHING for him. I wouldn’t have needed to join in, I’d have been happy enough watching.
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Some cunts on here have given poor old Hef a cunting for the quality of the cunts he published (interestingly I bet that’s one of the rare occasions the word cunt is used on this site and is not a euphemism). The whole point of Playboy was to be an intellectual wank mag. I doubt the perverted cunt who came up with the concept of “Readers Wives” ever made millions or fucked as many blonde bimbos as Mr Playboy did. Is he a cunt for cunt’s sake or because we wish we could live the same lifestyle as that lucky cunt?
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