When the half-blood Prince finds time to take a break from whinging about how deprived he was as a child growing up without his muzzie-fucker of a mother,he has,apparently been pulling strings to enable his tart to bypass the usual formalities when he picks her up at the airport. The airport apparently already have a sevice in place for “celebrities” to avoid the “Common-herd”,but at £3,000 Prince Harry thinks that it’s a bit expensive. Better to have his taxpayer funded bodyguards pick her up.
What a fucking twat. We have to put up with his sob-stories about how hard life as a Royal is for him and his brother. Doesn’t stop the entitled Cunt expecting everyone to run around behind him and kiss his arse when it suits him. I don’t know why,if being a Royal is so hard, he doesn’t renounce his “birthright” and fuck off to live in Africa where he can cuddle as many coons as he has a mind.
Anyhow,the Bastard is only one good DNA test from being exposed,he should get the fuck out while the going’s still good. Phil the Greek isn’t in his coffin yet,and if Harry keeps whining on,he might discover what it feels like to exit a car via the windscreen at 90mph.
Nominated by Dick Fiddler.
Fortunately the nanny who actually looked after the cunt wasn’t hurt as she wasn’t pissed up in a car after a night out in a Paris hotel.
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Out of order Dick Fiddler.
You seem to have a problem with parasites. Shame on you for not getting on your knees like most cunts.
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Thank fuck we will hear the last of the Diana bollocks for a wee while after tonight. Do you think they will admit that Henri Pauls blood was switched as it showed cocaine? Having him drunk was more acceptable.
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Is it me or do William’s brats look a lot more like Harry?
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Soon to be Grandmaster of the craft…
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The tax payer (which means white English employed people) have to foot the bill for renovating Buckingham Palace for fucking £350 million quid. As it’s by definition, public property, let’s re-house the Grenfell illegals in the Palace.
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Don’t give Jezboallah ideas.
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Thats a great fuckin idea!!!!!
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Ten minutes ago the missus received a post on fuckbook sayin’ “remember cheesey puffs?”
She posted a comment that simply said “yuk”.
Seconds, and i mean seconds later, she received a warning from fuckbook about “negative comments” and if it happens again she’s out.
Is this what the world has come to when you either have to agree that you like cheesey puffs and if not, then shut the fuck up and keep your opinions on cheesey puffs to yourself?
We know that for fuckbook to give a warning, some grass has to make a complaint. How can some cunt get away with making a complaint about savoury snacks, ffs?
For the record, i love cheesey puffs, so in keeping with the attitude of the modern world, I’m in a huff with her.
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I like chessy puffs too but not a fan of the crunchy ones facebook is a cunt https://i.imgur.com/yRP3Dk7.jpg
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Do you think it was the word puffs that got the cunt riled up? Nothing would surprise me now!
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Think that’s it birdman if you don’t agree with anything you can’t be negative because it’ll upset some fuckers sensitivity. Don’t agree with gay pride say nothing and you are OK say you think it’s a waste of time and money then you are a fascist. Don’t agree with mass uncontrolled migration say nothing and you are OK say it’s an unsustainable situation and yes you guessed you are a fascist. The slow drip drip drip of erosion of common sense is continuing at a pace.
Fuck Facefuck cunts Fuck Twatter cunts Fuck the stupid filter using selfie taking uber cunts.
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It’s the cheesy puffs running the likes of TwatBook that need a reality kick in the spuds!
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“She smothered us with love….I miss having a mother to give you the hugs that everyone needs”….more words of wisdom from the Hewitt brat. It mustn’t have got through to the thick cunt that Mummy Dearest was too busy fucking muslims to bother with her children. I’m sick of hearing about how hard he’s had it,growing up without a mother. There’s a hell of a lot of kids brought up without a mother,and they don’t have nannies,private schools,servants,money, and rich extended family members to wipe their arses.
Harry is a whinging,spoiled,thick wanker. He should realise that he is the luckiest cunt in the world.Any other family would have put an illegitimate ginger dolt into council care. He should realise that being brought up in care is slightly tougher than he’s had to “endure.” I have no sympathy for the Cunt. He should realise that he just comes across as a whiny,spoilt fool,hardly surprising,I suppose,as that is just what he is.
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Ffs Dick Fiddler, enough already.
There’s fragile eggshell minds being crushed with your unkind words about these parasites.
Seriously though, that was beautifully worded and i can only hope that one day i can write such a well written cunting of these cunts. Bravo.
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I’m pissed orf cos he got a special audience with that Bryony Gordon bird from The Telerag…
Lucky sod…
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Wasn’t Hewitt only introduced to Di the year after the ginger ninga was born?
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Depends if you believe everything that the Establishment tell you. I don’t think that they’ll necessarily always tell the truth. ..Very difficult to prove one way or the other. I choose to always believe the worst of them.
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Absolutely DF.
He must be Hewitt’s… just look at him.
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He does look like Hewitt but I also see Prince Philip and Edward in his look.
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What moslems was she screwing and was this before or after Charles started banging Camilla?
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@TS Dr Hasssat Khan is a moslem.
I’d imagine that Charles was shagging Camilla right the way through the wedding.
What’s your point?
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As was Dodi Fayed,
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Sweet words Dick. Like a candle in the wind. I’m filling up.
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It seems that Harry simply wants to be one of the lads and be a “chap”. OK cunt, quit all the benefits, and get a round in.!
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Mines a ginger beer.
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Mine’s a pint of whatever HM Queen mum had…
Navy strength gin, pink, ice and a slice !!
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OK OK OK, cyclists are cunts , but so are FEMALE drivers.
Just come off my bike again for only the third time in two years.
The first time was totally my fault as i was doing some downhill dirt track mountain biking and i crashed into a fallen tree (that i cleared out the way a week before). The second time was a female reversing out of a parking space. She was all worried and apologetic, but she’s still a cunt.
This time, the third, some tart was pulling away from a kiosk and hit me . Did she stop? No.
Did any cunt help me as i was lying on the road? No.
I’m lucky that i only have two skinned knees and a sore wrist.
As i don’t drive, i always thought that sayin’ wimmin drivers are bad was sexist, but in the last three years since I’ve been cycling, I’ve found it yo be true.
Wimmin drivers are cunts and are probably dreaming about skipping over rainbows on a unicorn, rather than paying attention to the road.
STOP FUCKIN LAUGHING ya cunters.
PS. I have FOUR front lights
Four ffs.
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Female conductors…maybe not al of them, but tonight’s eg at the Proms.
Either Latvian or Lithuanian (owt wrong with that), but dancing round on the podium like some feckin pole-dancer.
FFS – Beethoven’s “Fate” symphony, the fifth, and this mong gurning away while female (natch) commentator fuckwit shilled away about how “wonderful” &c. Conductor just a silly, SIMPERING bint, like some Fotherington-Thomas “Hello birds, hello bees” twat.
Come back Rattle, all is forgiven…
Karl Bohm was the canine sphericals for this piece, and he looked a miserable old sod, like Beethoven (who would have been posting here today, I’m certain); and LvB would have been seriously pissed orf re abuse of his 9th symphony by the ocean-going liner of teracunts in Brussels.
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Well I’ve never seen a man wait for traffic from both sides of a roundabout or spend 5 minutes parking …
Although it’s usually a bearded twat driving at 60 in the middle lane.
And fuck me if Subaru Outlander or Forester drivers aren’t the worst, slowest, most moronic in the world.
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Good counting. He really is the James Hewitt in the room.
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Does anybody else have days like me where everything you touch turns to shite.
Everything has gone wrong today, from slow internet access, my remote for my DVD player has gone haywire (press play and it goes to menu, press any button and it goes to menu), i burnt the dinner, came off my push bike and then my telly goes on the blink. I go upstairs and guess what?, some cunt neighbour has taken my antenna down. Who fuckin does that?????
Its midnight here so all I’ve done is shout like a madman outside their doors and taken their antennas down.
I think they’re all in bed or shiteing it, so tomorrow should be interesting.
Never touch another mans antenna.
Every two months i take a weeks break from doobs. I’m off to skin up. (Little red angry face)
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Hope old Harry does not have too many Hewitt genes. Hewitt is now living with the mater trying to recuperate after major quack work following a stroke/heart attack near death combo. Simple way to sort parentage. If Harry can handle a tune then Hewitt is unlikely to be in the frame:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHZsKQUH0Xs
Also been trying to find footage or the Hewitt cunt trying to impersonate Bing Crosby. Classic.
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Have often considered him for the Deadpool.
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I loved it when Hewitt said Charles should have been grateful for him seeing Diana while he was shagging Camilla Parker Bowles.Classic!Funny how they never play that clip on TV anymore.Remember it vividly as a child.
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I’ll miss old Phil the Greek when he goes. He’s probably the best of the Royal fuckers with his ability to offend almost everyone. I really like that. The up and coming, low intelligence Royal generation, although privately educated and getting first class honours degrees in flower arranging etc., are still of the snowflake generation so we’ll never see Phil’s like again (unless Attila the Hun is resurrected). He’s a man who calls a spade a spade and a black poof a black poof.
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Me too.
Whatever one’s opinion of the royals, I SHALL miss Madge and Phil.
The thought of some greasy-pole-climbing politico, or, worse, Twatson or Rowlinginit becoming President is really too much.
If we slim down the family, getting rid of Charles and Camillaaaah, The Paedo, his ugly pwincesses, and Diana’s sprogs, we could have Queen Anne. Please.
Ouch !! I’ve just been twatted on back of head, told to MMOB and Naff Orf…
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Excellent cunting.
I hate these twats, suddenly they’re like lefty heroes for going on about problems caused by bogeymen (any perceived traditional authority). So because they had to adhere to some rules and were affected by the institution during and after Dianas death, they are now victims of the opressors (TM) and so on “our” side. Now “mental health” is an issue because these defectors from the enemy feigned it to gain trust because they want to be popular.
Fucking cunts. The main issue with mental health is that the population is so fucking deluded that they actually believe these tossers are anything like them.
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all hail prince hewitt
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Would so like to angry fuck him and jizz all over his face: I is a gay you know. And I once snogged a black man so I is not RRRRRAAAACCCCCCIIIIISSSSTTTTT
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So it’s been 20 years since British Intelligence ’caused’ the accident which killed ‘the peoples princess’ – not a single fuck was given that day in the curtains household, and we still could not give a fuck about any of the Royals.
The Peoples Princess my arse.
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