Dead Pool [68]

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It’s not often we have to commiserate with a Dead Pool winner, but commiserations go to Dioclese who has reluctantly won the Dead Pool by nominating Sussanne Cameron-Blackie better known to the blogging community as Anna Raccoon.

We have lost a lady of indomitable will and great wit. Who amongst us could forget her marching up the garden path path and confronting our favourite troll!

Our thoughts go out to her family. The blogosphere will not be the same without her.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 68.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

107 thoughts on “Dead Pool [68]”

  4. We never met, but I corresponded with her several times and designed the Raccoon Arms blog header for her. We shared a common dislike for certain trolls as well as a somewhat dark sense of humour.

    When I told her I’d nominated her for the dead pool, she thought it was funny although she hoped it would be several times before I won it. Happily she was right. At the end she worked through it all by my sheer force of willpower and bloody mindedness. The doses of pain killers she was on would have killed you or me!

    Her husband Mr G showed amazing fortitude in coping with it all and my thoughts go out to him. She was riddled with tumours, internal and external, and in terrible pain. At least that ordeal has ended for her. RIP Anna. I’ll miss you…

  7. Gord Downie
    Leah Bracknell
    Eberhard van der Laan
    Malcolm Young
    Rayya Elias.

    Sad to hear about Anna.

  8. At least she isn’t suffering anymore.Last couple of interviews I saw of her were hard to watch.

  10. Danglebert Pimpledick
    Yoko fucking Ono
    Ringo
    Keith Richard
    Cliff evangelical Richards

    • Good shout with Yoko. Did you see her at the premier of ‘Eight days a week’? Totally wandered. Mind well gone. She kept refering to John as Paul. Sure signs she’s for the off.

  11. RIP Anna

    Sidney Poitier
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  14. Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Charlie Munger
    Jackie Stallone

    For clarity, that’s Mary Wilson Harolds widow

  17. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Roman Polanski
    Rick Wakeman
    George Soros

    Congrats to Dio not that he needs it blimey, hes already won like what 15 times now? Sad that anna died didn’t know she was so close to death I was aware she had cancer and was old. Shame well you know what they say thats life

  19. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Maggie Smith
    The wretched EU and their useless Open Fucking Borders.

  22. Sad news.

    Patricia Routledge
    Alan Parry
    Jimmy Armfield
    Peter Allis
    Paddy Ashdown

    • I’d like to pre-emptively cunt every single tabloid that runs the story of Forsyth’s death under the headline “Didn’t He Do Well?”.

    • Too right Fred! That would have been my first too. Missed out on Brady also. I do get annoyed when these people peg it when I’m at work, all my usual noms are gone by the time I get home.
      Who’s left then….

  26. Little Richard
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Martin Peters
    Brigette Bardot
    The Scum cunt of a islanist bastard who drove the van in Barcelona and hopefully by having his fucking head ripped from his body and a pig rammed up his fucking hole.

  27. RIP Anna. Good troll haunting.

    Ken Dodd
    Roy Hudd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Albert Finney

  28. Poor old Brucie. Couldn’t stand the prick myself.

    Still his missus is still pretty fit for a MILF and I reckon Brucie’s wizened old chipolata has been retired for at least a decade.

    Wonder if she will be shortly in the market for some hot, young, creamy sponge on her ample jubblies?

    • Dear old Brucie. A gibbering cunt. They should have broke the mould before the cunt was made.

  30. Sad to here shes died bit least shes been honoured here .

    my choices ,

    Angela Lansbury
    Clint Eastwood
    Vincent K McMahon
    Gary Glitter
    Ric “WOOOooo” Flair

      • And she will probably be hanging around the scene of our death. Nosey old cunt.

      • That is very true and she looks almost exactly the same as her murder she wrote days just with silver fox hair now .

        Problem is someone above already has her hence why i said pegged . But i think Big Dick Van Dyke is a good substitute for ol Ange 😊.

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