Today begins two days of the annual West London street party know as Carnival. This year with the added vista of the burnt out Grenfell Tower casting it’s grim shadow over proceedings. Forecast to be hot and sunny over both days, with the Met Police warning of ‘rent-a-mob’ outsiders looking to make political capital of the fire. Chances of a Bank Holiday riot, anyone?
It’s for the cultural extravaganza, annual stab fest that is the Notting Hill carnival.
The middle class Notting Hill billies are probably out up with it for a couple of reasons.
1) it was there before they were,
2) it’s considered “right on” to mix with bruhs, hoes, twerkrobats,
3) it doesnt last very long so the same “right ons” a.k.a. nimbys can just about tolerate it without coming across as racist as we all know they inherently are.
How many of the chattering classes offered to house any homeless peacefuls that lived literally on their doorstep after the “Towering Inferno” debacle ??
Nominated by Toxic bob.
Stormzy is a cunt….
Rubbish grime ‘artist’ and professional minority spokesperson has got himself a Twitter battle with the metropolitan police. After a series of raids by the police in an attempt to prevent some forms of crime occurring at the Notting hill carnival, this talent free twat attacked the Mets’ use of Twitter to highlight the arrests, asking how many arrests did they make before Glastonbury, and are the ‘feds’ only strong arming black events. Fortunately, some cop there still has at least one bollock, and called him out, saying that no fucker ever gets stabbed at Glastonbury, unlike the 80 odd fuckers at last years carnival. The world’s supply of plywood being used to board up anything of value is a small indicator of how peaceful and friendly, and most importantly crime free this stupid carnival is going to be, as it always is. So, fuck off Stormzy, with you piss poor excuse for music, and your stupid name, and leave the current affairs to people that have more brain cells than toes.
Nominated by Gutstick Japseye.
Hopefully, no ‘truck of peace’ incident – or I won’t win Spot the Jihadi…
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Spoilsport………………!
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I’m hoping for a “Steamroller of Peace.”
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Or a truck full of gas canisters of love, a peace offering from the peaceful ones.
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They don’t shit on their own doorstep infidels or not.
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Oh they do Rebel, they murder their own daughters if they cop off with an infidel,or a lesser punishment is to have their clit cut off. What A loving and peaceful community.
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Ah but thats an educational matter according to the Metropolitian police. No prosecutions thank you very much.
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Tis the season of the wog and queer festival.
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I live near the annual stabfest and one of our favourite pastimes is counting the convoys of riot wagons and ambulances hammering past my house.
The police always understate the crime figures and only like to include those committed within the stabfest perimeter.
The following morning there is broken glass, blood and puke all over the place. Usually a complimentary blacked out BMW parked up a lamp post somewhere too.
It needs banning if it requires £8m worth of police and a third of the entire met force to keep a lid on the violence.
Only a cunt would think otherwise.
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I live in Notting Hill too and to be fair come Tuesday morning apart from the barricades you wouldn’t really notice the mess as the council are on it and clean it up.
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B and W out, Whats your point?
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Just think, that 8million could be used to employ many of those doctors, engineers and rocket scientists we see arriving by inflatable everyday on the shores of Southern Europe. Cultural enrichment the likes of Flabbot or JcuntRowling refer to it as…. Enrichment my arse, only if you consider a trip back to the dark ages enriching….
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A “Carnival” to commemorate and celebrate what exactly.? The beginning of the end of the United Kingdom? The subjugation of the indigenous race? A “Carnival” of racial intimidation? A clear message that things are changing, and not for the better.
What we do have each year, is a mountain of needles,debris, deaths and stabbings. We see the worst of “Noo Brish” on the streets of the old capital.
We also see the appearance of “wiggers” by the thousand, right on and trendy types doing their best to lope and swagger along like the “Bro” boys do but making a complete arse of it. White afro’s , Dreadlocked and pierced nobody’s and of course the raft of unemployed benefit scrounging left wing arseholes from rent a mob.
Time to stop all of these “celebrations” including that City wide event “Gay is the new Normal shite”
Fuck all the tossers and coons.and as for the politicos who rejoice in it, and encourage “diversity” Your day will come you cunts.
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Wiggers, women over 35 who still think they have it, and fat mingers.
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Fucking Wiggers or woggers with their stupid fake accent that makes them sound like they have a speech impediment.
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Whatever happens no matter how many “accidental” stabbings and “unfortunate” Death by misadventure (i.e. stabbed to death) incidents there are it will be seen as a resounding success by Abbott and the LGBTQ lot.
Any plod who dares say it was a fucking war zone and that any perps were “ethnic” will be sacked by Cresida Dick(less) 1st thing Monday morning.
Right on!
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Wonder if we could start an annual Hetro Straight White Man Non Mussie Carnival. Recon we could get this gig rockin for a fraction of the cost that these minorities shitfests cost the taxpayer. It could also serve as an education festival by showing and promoting long standing British values.
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I see their planning a tribute to all the victims of the Benefit Spongers tower disaster. Fuck me give it a rest.
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A tribute to the Towering inferno was bound to happen my Lord Biryani.
Why don’t they just stick the surviving benefit scrounges back in there and set fire to it again ?
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I agree with you whole heartedly my good chap.
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Waste Labour voters?? Aaa No we can’t have that. Who cares about the cost to the tax payer, as long as they’re around on polling day that’s all that matters. We’ll find an other nice big box to put them in until then.
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Too druggy, too stabby, too rapey, and the ‘music’ is pitiful.
Cement over the whole shitehole.
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Long live the Carnival, unfortunately not gonna be there this year. Been to too many times to remember and it’s always a laugh. Of course you get trouble and twats but it’s not everyone or everywhere. It’s nice living on the perimeter as you can go and chill out for a bit then go back in, the cunts who use people’s gardens etc as toilets are cunts.
The Carnival was started by Caribbeans same as the Bristol Carnival but has now been turned into a massive commercial cunt. Still a proper party, get down there cunters, you can go via a coal mine I’m sure the bredren will appreciate your efforts. If you need a bit of something I can sort it, if the Police are reading this I know naffink abaaaaaht it.
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“I’m sure the bredren will appreciate your efforts”….I seriously doubt that in my case B+WC. Last time when some coloureds organised a fancy-dress party, I put on my “scary ghost” costume…long white sheet,pillowcase over the head…. “Whoooo” I shouted at them as I banged on their windows. It was not appreciated. Ungrateful sods.
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At least you tried Dick Fiddler.
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Probably than ling line of rope you were carrying that made them REALLY scared.
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Long Line that should say
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KC, I saw Ling Line do a trick once in Bangkok, with table tennis balls and goldfish.
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Why don’t they just erect a big screen and play a recording of any one of the past ‘carnivals’? ‘Cos it’s the same every fuckin year. Dancing, right on,Copper anyone?
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£8 million to police. Fuck-knows how much in clean-up costs,criminal damage,expenses to the NHS,disruption to business,compensation to stabbing victims,Council organisation costs, etc….All at the taxpayers expense.
I’ll bet 99% of the Carnival attendees are “takers” when it comes to the benefit system. They expect everything provided for them and their endless stream of kids…health-service,housing,schools etc.,but hardly any of them bother to work and actually pay into the system that they treat as a never-ending stream of benefits.
That bloody tower-block that burned down was an example of what Carnival represents…a modern day Tower of Babel occupied by unentitled grabbers who expect everything given to their “Cumunty” and to fuck with paying for it themselves. If they want a Carnival,take the cost of it out of their benefits,they wouldn’t be so keen then.
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Well I see McGregor lost I’m pleased to say what a horrible gobshite pikey cunt,kind of reminds of Haye, if they put as effort into training as they do mouthing off they might win a bit more often……cunts
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Some of the hospitalised victims of the Grenfell fire have complained that they were given haggis, neeps and tatties for every meal.
That’ll be the Burns unit….
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It would have been Tesco burgers in Ear, Nose & Throat.
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What I don’t understand about Grenfell Tower is how all it’s residents actually managed to get a council flat.. i don’t think it’s exaggerating to state that most of its residents seemed to be foreigners. Yet K and C council has one of the biggest housing waiting lists in the country. If I was had been on that list for years I wouldn’t be too happy seeing Grenfell survivors turning down places because they ‘don’t meet our needs’. Why are your ‘needs’ our problem anyway?
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Yes, that strikes me as odd. There must be 1000s of actual Londoners on the council waiting list yet this place was packed full of 3rd world escapees. I couldn’t afford to live in K&C yet if you drop off a banana boat or lorry you’r in. Something seriously wrong here.
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Just read that some sambo assaulted a white Sky news reporter with paint. Bunch of thick tree swinging cunts.
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Fucking typical. If the reporter had “blacked-up” his own face with some bootpolish and put on a Rasta wig, they’d have whined about that too.. and then mugged and stabbed him.
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The poor fucker had to laugh it off and pretend it was a joke.
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Should have done a Prescott and punched the fucker in the face.
Best thing a Labour MP ever did.
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Any Brit who doesn’t support this fine and dashingly beautiful woman, our Queen is a traitor in my opinion https://i.redd.it/4969yak4u4iz.jpg
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That is brilliant hilarious and utterly terrifying in equal measure hahaha!
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I was going to do a cunting of Tony Blair but then realised that i don’t know much about him.
If some cunter could help me with some information like who employs him?, why does he have a voice, and why is his voice louder than mine?, is he elected?, is he a politician?, who pays him for his devotion to detailing democracy?, why doesn’t he just fuck off if he can’t be arsed to be a lowly MP?, is he even human?, why did he step down as PM yet carries on dictating how the world should be run?, and why are him and junker plotting behind the UK’s back?
Help on his cunting would be appreciated, ta.
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A cunt of the highest order, caused untold numbers of deaths and had the front to then become the peace envoy or something. The cunt.
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Blair is truly one of the biggest cunts on the planet.
Can’t believe he’s walking around a free man let alone telling us all how to live our lives.
He’s a traiterous dicksplash.
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I cunted B-Liar a while back, but I’m now in possession of further cunt facts from a mate that worked close to him for a time. Apparently the weasel has breath, and to quote my friend, smelt like dog shit, mixed with more dog shit and liquid from a corpse.
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Killed loads of people after being Bush’s poodle, permanently ruined Britain after wedging open the immigration doors, laughed while he shat on the Labour Party values, banned smoking in pubs, is a Catholic, and campaigned to Remain in the fucking EU.
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Anyone explain to me why he has a meeting with Druncker & Co this week to discuss Brexit? He’s not got any official standing so why is he going? Cunt…
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Cos he’s so feckin self-delusional he is off the end of the scale.
Anthony Charles Linton Bliar, I hereby arrest you for conspiracy to murder Dr. David Kelly, Robin Cook, MP, and John Smith, MP.
Trousers may be taken down, and a sharpened telegraph pole whacked up your shitter til you choke on it.
You ORRIBLE little cunt.
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Carefully H. Remember the cunt is a lawyer. Dodgy legal ground here?
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He attended Fettes private School in Edinburgh and was a good friend of Sir Knox Cunningham who is worth a google. Here’s a wee starter for ten https://spidercatweb.blog/2015/08/05/fettesgate-magic-circle/. Abuse/corrupt/control
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Try polucing it. Been there, done that.
Crime fest.
Anyone seen Madeline McCann?
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Yes she was last seen at a party called the Shallow ‘G’ Rave.
Apparently Basement Jax and Shabba Ranks were headlining.
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Just out of interest. Anyone hear the name of our swordy stabby “peaceful” from yesterday?
No, me either. Not once.
Anyone hear the names of the two lorry drivers responsible for the 8 deaths just outside of Milton Keynes on the M1? If you haven’t then if you happen to catch any bulletin on the ABBC you will, every 15mins!
Cunts they are – especially the pissed-up foreign sounding driver cunt – but had they been “peacefuls” who killed 8 on yet another van massacre then said “peaceful” would not be named and would be referred to as a “man from Shepton Mallet” (or summat equally British sounding).
The fucking ABBC are cunts!
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Also the alan snackbar shouting twat was arrested while attacking police with a four foot sword in a restricted area. In Belgium they shoot to kill in Italy they shoot to kill in Good old England we arrest and give a nice cushy cell to meet up with like minded murdering scum to plan another atrocity. Cunts.
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@Rebel without a Cunt!
All i can find is “Luton man”.
I did read in The Sun two days ago that they beasts who raped non Muslim girls in Newcastle were Newcastle men.
C’mon the Sun, the authorities hate you anyway and most of your readers hate these scum, so break the trend, go it alone, and be the only rag brave enough to call it what it is.
And ta for the never ending pics of that poldark cunt. I’d nearly forgot what he looked like since i last saw his picture yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that…….
More, and i mean more of Kelly Brook is appreciated though.
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Kelly Brook, now your talking. I’ve always fancied her since she was about 19. Nice curves.
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Bit cross-eyed.
Kelly LeBrock. Now you’re talking!
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Yeah Kelly Lebrock from that Weird Science film, another one I fancied from way back. She was proper sexy in that film.
https://goo.gl/images/8Q2YCq
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@Rebel without a Cunt!
The EDL have him named as Driss Oukabir.
Another fuckin Swede.
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No, no, no that name is quite clearly Norwegian!
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Well cunters, in my respite of a bank holiday weekend, I haven’t heard a dickie-bird about the Snotting Thrill Cuntival up here in’t the north.
Now that is either because:
a) There were no incidents whatsoever (whether unrest, ABH, stabbings, drug dealings/ODs, rape, sexual harassment – you name it).
b) The police (were instructed to) downgrade all crimes to the loosest minimum infringement, i.e., a slashed jugular = illegal blood donations, etc.
c) The liberalist meejah have put a blanket ban on reporting any negativity associated with the libbo, luvvie, virtue signalling event of the year.
d) Both (b) and (c).
All we got up here were doves fucking off for Grenfell Tower with some cunt singing that awful rendition of Bridge Over Troubled Water.
I’d particularly like to cunt the virtue signalling middle class cunts wearing a tube station sign T-shirt but in the shape of a heart with “Grenfell” on it. Yeah just so long as they don’t live next to you eh, cunts!
I bet the fuckers had the marshmallows broken out before they realised it was bad form to toast them courtesy of human suffering!
Well I’m back down Lutonistan on Tuesday and I’ll get the full SP off the locals down there!
I bet the reality is more like a scene from Event Horizon! Cunts!
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I can confirm that it did kick off yesterday, the police wagons and ambulances heading full tilt towards the carnival seemed to be both numerous and hurried.
Only one report in the daily heil of thirty plus arrests. The comments have since been removed.
It’s going to be a warm day today. Which always makes the afro community that little bit more stabby.
You always have to wait a few months before the true stats come out anyway. Usually hidden halfway down a page as a minor article in the national press.
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today was childrens day. if theres going to be trouble ( and there will be ) it will be tomorrow.
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The mayor [short arsed muzzie little turd rag] described the police presence as a “ring of care” . Now that is cuntishness of a very special kind, to be nurtured and filed under “Wanky things to say on the route to being elected Prick of the year”
[Not forgetting the very earnest young leftie condom dripping that wrote it for him]
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See the stupid fake dancing cunting copper, playing along to a Cunty mcGraun narritive, doing the rounds?. Think we must all be stupid.
Now I love a good splif, (and great music), but the thought of getting laughed at as a ‘middle class pervy grey haired white boy’ by some ignorant fat ased benefit meat and their ugly, skinny, Islington enablers, reminded me I got some better work to do drinking: recovery, to get through next weeks 9to5 cunting to help pay for this cunt shower.
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Cheers you lot for picking up my mini cunting and rolling it into this behemoth of a post. Fucking awesome. Made my weekend without a drop of ale being supped
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