Would it be possible to give a major cunting to the as of yet un-named greedy slag who has been given a £1300.00 engagement and is disappointed that it didn’t cost more!!!!!!.
What a cunt, whoever the bloke is should ask for it back and tell her to fuck off, my advice is you have been given a valuable glimpse of the married future with this cunt, give the ring to someone else and run for the fucking hills before this leech sucks you dry….what a greedy, selfish, money grabbing whore she must be, a shining example of what utter cunts some women can be, if they are not money grabbing they are attention seeking twats like this so called kidnapped model who is now gonna milk the situation for every drop she can get……..
Nominated by fuglyucker.
I suppose the gemstone or gemstones were not big and sparkly enough, so she has rummaged around to find out the cost and then baulked at what she found.
Sounds to me that her view is that soon to be should have been relieved of s larger wedge. A sign of things to come. If he’d have any inkling he should ditch it pronto.
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I wonder if chummy was already seeing the pound signs in her eyes and thought if he got the cow a cheapo she would get the hump and fuck off ,cheap at a grand or so?
Sadly not likely and his life is totally naused up from now on.
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True, if it starts with the ring once tied down to this gold digging trout things could snowball. Upgrade the car, the house is only a three bed,the Seychelles were soooo last year dontcha know.
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Dump the bitch and move on.
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He should have bought it at a local porn shop or auction. I used to tell them that it had been my family for years. They cost very little second-hand and when they fuck off it doesn’t really matter if they keep the ring. It also works for wedding rings.
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Should have been “Pawn” not Porn…..although £1300 spent on porn wouldn’t have been a waste.
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It made perfect sense with to me with “porn”, Dick Fiddler.
I thought you were talking about a “boca ring”.
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Top tip Dick Fiddler, I like that one although I’m not going to get married (maybe when old and lonely) it’s a good money saver.
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Like most up their own arse Cunts I bet she ain’t worth shit!!
Another wannabe!! Watches all the fucking shite on celeb tv, probably reads grazia on the bus on the way home from the office!! , the guy should man up and fuck the ungrateful gold digger off!!
Horrible cow!!
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Rule 1 : NEVER buy an engagement ring on you own. Choose it together
Rule 2 : Yellow gold 18ct or platinum. White gold is so cheap!
Rule 3 : White diamond not coloured
My 2nd wife has the original ring’s stone reset in a dropper around her neck. The setting was the gold melted down and reshaped. She didn’t want an eternity ring so I bought her a nicer engagement ring in Dubai for our 25th anniversary.
The first wife had a platinum set sapphire and 8 diamond cluster. Cunt kept it when she fucked off with the neighbour. No fucking class…
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Only flaw there is the filly will know how much you paid for the ring – unless you can finesse it into shelling out itself (pay you back later ect ect).
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That doesn’t half sound like my cunting money grabbing whorebag ex girlfriend.
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If she hadn’t left her jeweller’s magnifying eye glass at home, she could have examined it right away and would have told him to fuck off. Doesn’t the tight bastard know that the money is more important than the relationship? What planet is he from?
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Off topic comment.
Congratulations go to Sky News UK for being first to call Captain Combover a cunt for visiting Texas. If he’d stayed put in Washington, he’d have been labeled uncaring. He visits so he’s a narcissist using it for political gain?
I don’t give a flying fuck one way or the other about Trump, but how come Barry O’Bummer was branded the Messiah when he visited disaster sites? Same thing being done by the same fucking person: The President.
Quality journalism all round.
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The funniest thing Captain Combover has done recently is accuse North Korea of “showing contempt for international standards of behaviour”. So the man who describes the KKK/White Supermacists as having “some very fine people” among its numbers has started lecturing others on “international standards of behaviour…” The balding cunt seems to be self-satirising now.
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Can’t understand why the President of America tweets loads of bollocks. It doesn’t fit with being the President. The cunt.
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He’s good for a laugh, I’ll give him that. It’s just that withered fucking prune Kay Burley does seem to have some personal grudge against him. If she stood there with one of those ‘Not my President’ placards she’d be only slightly less obvious.
What ever happened to news presenters being impartial and not opining about the subject at hand?
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Sky are utter Cunts !!
It’s little better than a transvesite BBC!! Different clothes but same fucking agenda….. They came right out the closet during the referendum!! That fucking piece of shit Kay burley was particularly awful!! 24 carat cunt that!! …….
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The BBC is reporting on the death of Gary Lineker’s dad for the second day running. I never new him and he might have been a nice bloke but is it really news?
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I hope that Lineker’s Dad was embarrassed to be related to the muzzie-loving cunt. Not much hope though with Keith Allen and his mong-child.
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Errr NO!! 😡😡😡😡😡
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Can’t have been that nice. He’s one half of the reason for Gary Lineker.
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Sod it…
I read “Death of Gary Lineker” for a mo…
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What a gold digging cunt.
Should have took the bitch to Argos and got her an Elizabeth Duke special as in cheap ring. That’s a real test of genuine love.q
I blame all the celebrities flaunting their million dollar engagement rings etc, and Tony Blair.
I’d give her one, take the ring, then dump the cunt.
What an ungrateful cunt.
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Punch magazine back in the days of Victoria had simple advice: “For young men thinking of marrying young women. Don’t!”
All I can suggest is “Ditch the Bitch” because if this is what its like when she is trying to reel him in, then it can only get worse. Perhaps her name is Katrina because when she went she took the car, house and all the belongings with her.
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The ring represents more than it’s material value.
I see it as a test of her character for when times get difficult, If she complains about the price then ditch her as she will always want more than can be given.
Cunts
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To add to that … I am a tight cunt.
My wife’s engagement ring cost a tenth of that, never once complained, we have been married 20 years.
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Some moronic cunt or cunts have been sending Muslims acid threats by post. In Yorkshire no less so I presume they are not paying for the postage.
Predictably the peaceful cunts are once again victims. Prevent is a plot to spy on the cunts and they are, of course regularly grassing up extremists. Well, according to local news anyway. Manchester, London, Barcelona and all the other atrocities shrink in comparison with this threat to the fuckers. These fucking idiots with their stupid acid threats are just feeding the cunts and taking away the anger that should be piled on the heads of the ‘close knit’ peaceful community that knows absolutely nothing about terrorists, FGM, honour killers, domestic abusers, paedos, anti-semites and groomers in their midst. They enable the Corbynistas and their ilk to deny their savagery and collect their votes.
Treat the peaceful cunts with the contempt they deserve. Don’t give them victim status.
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” i don’t see no on ring on this finga!!!!!!!” (Eddie Murphy, Raw)
After seeing the poisonous relationship between the mater and pater, i knew i was never getting married, so i really don’t know if that’s a cheap or expensive ring.
I sometimes watch Four Weddings (reality show) and its fuckin crazy what cunts spend between getting engaged and getting married. If some cunt is going to pay for all the tat the modern council estate princess demands nowadays, then he deserves all he gets.
But, she may be a fantastic root and up for all sorts.
PS. If anycunter likes nature programmes with lions tearing gazelles to shreds, then watch Four Weddings. What a bunch of evil cunt bitches.
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I can only think she must be a good bang, even so to whinge about the price sends all the wrong signals. I would seriously question her motives.
Unless he’s a rich cunt.
Either way she’s a cunt and he’s a cunt.
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Off topic but this “people’s princess” scrotary arising from the 20th anniversary of her death is totally getting on my nipples.
Even Trevor McDonut has shown his emotional incontinence in all of this by declaring the service moved him to tears.
The “people’s princess”? Fook reet off!
I sense a tsunami of cunting building to a malevolent crescendo on this donkey shite.
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People’s Princess my arse…. She did fuck all for the people of Britain… She only slummed it with AIDS patients and brown babies just to get her mug in the papers… The Princess Of Tarts also had more knobs than the mixing desks at Abbey Road Studios… It’s amazing that anyone who croaks is suddenly eulogised and canonised… Whether it’s Jade Goody, P@edo Jacko, ‘Our’ Cilla, Amy Shitehouse, Kunt Cobain, or The Princess Of Trollops… They were all cunts and their demise hasn’t changed that fact…
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Totally agree…
in life you can be a stratospheric cunt but the minute your bowl of perch people start talking you up, wait till a mega Cunt like Blair goes!!, instead of having an extra bank holiday and fucking street parties we will all be bombarded with what a great man!! , the PM who did so much! Etc etc it’s utter shite…….
it was like when the queen mother died ” A nation mourns” said one papers front page!!, it absolutely didn’t!! , the sort of people that mourn the loss of someone they have never met or had any dealings with are the same cunts who cry whilst watching any kind of appeal on TV ….. professional mourners….
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You bowl ………………..
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The Queen of Tarts>
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Funny you should say that…
https://dioclese.wordpress.com/2017/08/13/eulogies/
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Viz took her apart nicely just before the Mercedes malfunction. Zombie princess or similar. Talking to a land mine victim ‘ And how many legs did you used to have?’
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Another greedy slag, I can remember on my wedding day my dear old uncle Joe said.. I bet you love her so much you could eat her, in 10 years time you’d wish you’d had eaten her.
I served 8 years with that attention seeking greedy bitch and he was absolutely right.
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Every station has a programme dedicated to this charade, I’ll not be surprised if some cunt suggests Big Ben bongs one last time on the 31st and we have a minutes silence. Blair we be forever cunted for many things including coming up with ‘the peoples princess’, she couldn’t give a fiddlers fuck about the ‘people’ and likewise 99% of the population about starving African kids or landmines and any other crusading bollocks.
Its was the same with the royal wedding a few years back, luckily was on holiday with limited TV, radio and internet coverage but did hear about the yanks popping Bin Laden which made my day.
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Too rich to live in Peckham, too tall to be a penguin.
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Sorry for my post last night.Been unwell mentally for many months and just now coming to terms with that.I have been clinically despressed for 7 years and suspect my medication has stopped working.I start anew job next week so need todo my best to improve by then.That being said though having a purpose is important so that might help.
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All the best to you Shaun.
Good luck next week.
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Know the territory well Shaun. Medication can be a bastard. The old man goes AWOL. Almost forgive you for bagging so many Dead Cunts. Any trouble at work use me name as a reference.
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I let my missus pick her engagement ring, I figured it would be her fault if she didn’t like it. Cost me £400 at the time. And that was with 15% off because the jeweller was ex 29 Commando, and I’d just joined the regiment after I got my green beret. Nice bloke.
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Jewelry biggest con ouit. Particularly retail markups. As Dioclese may doubtless confirm Dubai one of the most competitive markets – but haggle, they expect it, walk out the shop a few times and you will get “a special special price”. Enough discount to pay for the trip and a nice hotel. Play your cards right and it will cover the honeymoon as well. Tell the filly it’s a wedding ring/honeymoon combo.
Mark your card. If there Do Not ride a camel -vicious stinking bastards with a ride that will crucify your arse. Also to be avoided, desert jeep trips. Wog cunt drivers that do not use the brakes as they top 90 up and doine the endless sand dunes. Puked for Blighty on mine – all over the wog cunt driver and his pink fur fabric seats. Allah Akbar Cunt.
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1,300 would get you a herd of goats in some places.
Might even get Maddie in a suicide belt chucked in for good measure.
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This really does send entirely the wrong message and I hope the guy in question realises what a massive red flag this is. Fact is, this cannot be an isolated incident. This bitch has doubtless shown her true colours well before now and this is just the most recent and most prominent example. I hope he has someone close to him who has both the wisdom and the balls to tell him what his future will be if he stays on his current track. Staying with this gold digging cow will only make his life ever more expensive. Good luck to you mate – you’ll need it.
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Damn remembering those wog cunts puts me in a frame orf mind for a cunting.
Snowflakes All At Sea
Been following the adventures orf the lads Arctic bound in a row boat. Bit orf old Blighty derring do? Overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds in the frozen wastes orf the Artic Ocean? Defying the sub zero cold as their frozen bollocks drop orf in the manner orf Scot and Shackleton? Leaving a story to be told that resounds down the ages to the young men orf the Nation inspired to perform their own feats of outstanding bravery for Queen and Country? Indeed four British lads in a crew of six inspiring their forlorn johnny foreigner comrades to buck up and carry on? Fuck that.
A spot orf heavy weather and a bit orf cold? What did they expect? The two yanks and the viking cunt wanted to go orn regardless but the Brave British Bottlers, including double Olympic Gold rowing medalist Alex Gregory, had a quick risk assessment, retreated to a safe space and refused to continue. Funked it and fucked it. Oh stirring clarion call to the youth orf the Nation.
In my day the bold British bestrode the world,. Yes Blighty’s blood was shed across every continent but it was our birthright and none could deny our bloodright to those distant and dangerous lands. By what right then can those craven row boat tossers claim fellowship with the icy wastes once conquered so bravely by their forefathers? Well they are fucking snowflakes. Does that count?
Oh the ignominy.
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And these are the cunts if you can be arsed:
http://www.bluesheets.co.uk/sites/default/files/polarrow-6.jpg
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He’s a simple fucking idiot.
She however is just another self-entitled shitcunt, like most of them genuinely are.
The whole lot of them are good for only one thing – and it sure as fuck isn’t their cooking these days!
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if they didnt have cunts we would throw rocks at them
the cunts
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Typical women, they want equal rights, gender equality and equal pay and so on, but then they want a fucking rock the size of Hertfordshire as an engagement ring.
CUNTs
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The ring I bought my Mrs to propose with was £100 quid sapphire with small diamonds surrounding it in 9ct gold from Argos.
It was all I could afford at the time and she was over the moon.
She still has the ring – minus a few stones now it has to be said – kept safe in her jewelry box but on our 10th Anniversary I bought her a replacement. Similar design only with a few more shinier baubles and in platinum, because I could afford to.
She still wears the old beat-up one though on special occasions like weddings, etc.
That’s because of the sentiment not the value – you ungrateful CUNT (above).
I’ve never had much time for any cunt who always knows the price of everything but the value of nothing! Of either sex.
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Yep. That’s why the original was remodelled. To keep the sentimental value.
Did similar with her late mother’s rings…
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On the jewellery front if anyone wants any try http://www.hairygrowler.co.uk and it really is proper jewellery
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She probably has the personality of a door handle. Fucking ungrateful cunt
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She is a greedy bitch but I dunno perhaps he was a bit of a frugal fuck. If I ever get married it will probably be to a wheatfield amish girl so I shouldn’t have to worry bout a pricey ring. In the amish religion a ring is idolatry and considered a heathen accessory worn by a whore, a unnecessary material possession in other words but I’m not totally off the hook. I’ll probably have to buy her parents a cow as a marriage dowry or something silly like that
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Jesus and Mary what an ungrateful cunt. She’s probably been polishing her twat over At Home With The Cuntdashians or whatever the fuck it is? She certainly sounds like my ex…ie a gold shovelling cunt, out for every free meal ticket she can get, regardless of who she screws over. I hope he saw the light, kicked her arse into the long grass to be picked up by another paypig, and moved on. Sounds like he a dodged a bullet there. “Congratulations on your Wedding” my arse. It’s a wedding…not a celebration.
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