Vince Cable (7)

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Vince of the globalist Cabal has been elected new leader of the Lib Dumbs.

All hail Vince!  So another political pygmy fills the old boots of such ‘giants’ as Timmy Garlic Head Far-rong and previously before him, Smeggy Cleggy. However, the only boots this trio are really keen to fill are their own. A bit like those big stockings of Santa’s, stuffed full with goodies. Their Christmas wish list has, as many as possible, of those red bits of decorative paper with the Queen’s head on them.

So, what new policy revelations and ideas can we hope for?  Well cunters, don’t hold your breaths…..it’s more of the same old pony. One trick and crap.

So another round of anti-Brexit and anti-democratic sabotage. What a fucking yawn. Vince, has promised to try and derail Brexit with his total of 12 Lib Dumb apostles including himself. Anyway, I have news for him and his party of poopers (especially little Timmy the Christian) that Jesus is not going to show up anytime soon for his second coming, if he knows those 12 Judas’s are waiting for him.

What’s hilarious, if it wasn’t so serious, are that these cunts call themselves Liberal Democrats.  This gives the misleading impression of them actually supporting democracy.

So, Vince me old unfaithful, buy a dictionary and look up the meaning of the word ‘democracy’ – from the Greek – and understand it means ‘rule of the people’.  A concept strangely lost on you and your fellow dumb ‘liberals’.

Lastly, Vince of the Cabal, we wish you luck in supplanting Timmy Far-rong as Cunt of the Year for 2017. You have five months to get upto full cuntispeed before the votes are counted and the winner is announced. In case you don’t get the result you wanted, would you like us to re-run it……and re-run it…..and re-run it…….until you do?

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

142 thoughts on “Vince Cable (7)”

    • Sack them? Just fucking gass them all! the male presenters too lol gender gap what a load of shite

  2. Not so much a cunting as a question for cunters.

    The cunts with cunts at the BBC are now bitching because they don’t get the same pay as some of the cunts without cunts. If it’s about equality and a cunt or the lack of it doesn’t matter, how can the cunts with cunts possibly complain because some cunts without cunts get paid more?

    Confused

    • One bunch of millionaires gets paid less than another bunch of millionaires.
      Nope, still can’t muster any sympathy. Guess I must be a sexist, or misogynist, or racist, or something.
      Fuck the lot of them and fuck the BBC too…

  3. well if all the people who are being paid the least are women then thats not very equal is it? but rather than paying them more pay those fuckin overpaid men less!. how the fuck can Jeremy Vine merit £700 ,000 a year?. he fuckin knows himself he isnt as was very apparent when that listener cornered him on his own show. that was a classic!

  5. Present season football is a cunt.
    I could shine in this shite between Real Madrid V’s Manchester United.

    Who is this exhibition for?
    Teams should be getting sorted to play for their real fans when the season starts, rather than swanning off to spread the word in far flung places that only rich fans who want some snaps for instagram will attend.
    I’ve been to many a boring game of football. There’s more shite games than good, but footballers are today’s movie stars, so the gullible will attend.

    My team , Leicester, are in Hong Kong to play West Bromwich Albion and Liverpool.
    Don’t know why, we’ll be playing them for real soon, and after last season, maybe they should be concentrating on get off to some class of a start, and not being jet lagged.
    I’ve been a fan all my life, and due to growing up in Scotland, I’d attend Dumbarton, Clydebank and Rangers games and only get to see Leicester when i was down south on holiday.
    Back then i couldn’t get enough and hated end of season. Nowadays, i still love my team but the game is shite and is only about money.
    I know that’s not news, but its worse than before.
    My heart is Leicester until i die, but football in general is killing me.

    PS. Paul Pogba posing in Man utd’s new grey shirt is shocking.
    The lazy cunts pulling a ‘hard man’ face, as if he’s brilliant, when he was a fuckin let down last season.

    The game known as football is a cunt.
    And i dislike all other sports.

    Football is dead
    Music is dead
    Filums are dead.
    Telly is dead
    Society is dead

    Thank fuck for my wank bank.

  6. I agree, birdman… It was fucking shite… Ronald Cunting McDonald walking out as if he was part of the shoot-out?! Wish some somebody had shot the cunt… I am also sick of seeing Pogba gurning in that crappy rip-off of the 90-92 ‘rave’ kit (Lee Sharpe, 6-2 at Arsenal)… Oh, and Anthony Martial is a fucking cunt and all….

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